What would you do, if you were appointed God, with omnipotence and stuff?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would first split myself into infinite fragments and reincarnate into one at random, you know to fight the boredom that comes with omnipotence and omniscience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well why couldnt he make himself not bored if hes omnipotent?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He did, by splitting himself into many parts. You can't have fun without some kind of challenge. Being God is very unfun, it's like being in a waiting room made of gold sitting on a golden couch with the fluffiest cushions, well ventilated, favorite music playing, it's nice and all but you need more.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't have fun without some kind of challenge.
          Why cant an omnipotent just have fun without a challenge?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            think about it like machines.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Machines arent omnipotent.
            The answer is none. There is nothing to stop an omnipotent from having fun with no challenge.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's right. Nothing is real, infinite, and everlasting. So literally yes, in some cases it would stop an omnipotent from having fun with no challenge. Perhaps just because it can. It can be difficult to know the exact motives of the void

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >in some cases it would stop an omnipotent from having fun with no challenge.
            The only case is when an omnipotent being does not want it to happen.
            >It can be difficult to know the exact motives of the void
            If there is motive, it isnt void.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >If there is motive, it isn't void.
            I actually consider void applicable to non-duology, void can do anything God can. From our general current perspective though, it is mostly only anomalous in nature and basically non-occuring

            Captcha: 4VAYA4

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >void can
            If there is potential to act, it is not void.
            You can consider whatever you wish, but you arent talking about the concept of void.
            And I KNEW you would try to divert into this discussion because you have lost the idea of an omnipotent being not being able to simply choose to have fun.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can one enact upon void? Does one react to void? Would either mean that it acts or reacts back? It's an eternal question which we can't conclude until we can experience it in all of its conceptual entireties. Some goes for an omnipotent being, IMO most likely because it knows the answers to the previous ideas about void and would likely involve that knowledge to any other info asked of or about said being.

            I haven't lost anything, I am open to the idea that in some unquantifiable number of instances within or outside this reality at any moment or underneath an inverted moment, that an omnipotent being can choose to bring upon themself with no means of energy other than sudden desire, a large bucket of pure fun. I'm also open to the idea that the representation of "fun" for any omnipotent being is probably as complex as anything else an omnipotent being experiences and might not correlate to anything close to a translation of any humans idea of "fun."

            Can any sort of "omni-being" manipulate void? Is any singular concept absolutely infinitely defined amongst a reality of relative uncertainty? Can void exist outside of the singular moment it was conceived? Does anything exist in similar terms?

            My point is that void/nothing matters. Materially? Existentially? Subjectively? Anomalously? Idk lmao. I just believe that concepts hold weight, even if just conceptually, because in the idea of some conceptual existence, God is void. Maybe it's this one?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

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            Inb4 phone posting worse lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >an omnipotent being can
            Yes. any question or thought about the "can" of an omnipotent being is answered with "yes".
            you dither along about lack because this very simple contention cannot be argued with.
            You can argue nothing is truly omnipotent, but accepting an omnipotent being, there is no "this being cannot ___" no matter how you wish to try and twist words.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Buddy, you have no idea how terrible this was. I could return to a Godlike fluidity tomorrow and I would simply use it to destroy myself because this life is not worth building on.

        • 1 month ago
          The LORD

          Tell me about it!

          >become god
          >have omnipotence
          >be able to create infinite amount perfect porn
          >goon
          your god is real but hes busy gooning

          >_> maybe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "God was bored" is just a pointer, it's an anthropomorphic way of relating to something beyond our normal awareness. Emanation is simply a consequence of the divine flowing

    • 1 month ago
      Third Sight

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      - the post

      Split the timelines.
      Keep a copy of the world as it is now, and let reality continue without intervention.
      Play with the new world timeline. Do I have omniscience or omnipotence only?
      If Omnipotence only i'd just, study the universe. Splitting tiny shards of myself to play and explore with. Take off my mental limiters so I can learn at rapid incredible speeds absorb all the information I possibly can.

      If you're omnipotent you'd be powerful enough to give yourself omniscience.

      https://i.imgur.com/31pO94u.jpeg

      What would you do, if you were appointed God, with omnipotence and stuff?

      Guess my ACTUAL Post got eaten by the chuck E cheese ticket machine.
      Thanks chinks, bots.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would it not be more interesting to consciously choose which ones you switch to and from on the fly?

    • 1 month ago
      The LORD

      I didn’t do that. My oneness and holiness remain intact, but what I did do, is delegate my attributes and powers to others once it became clear free will results in the creation trying to enslave me.

      I told them, “Loyalty unto me is rewarded. You will live, while they will see the grave. What you represent will be carried with me to the next age - while your names may not be the same - and things don’t play out exactly the same way - what you represent — that will stay with me.”

      As such, ‘the Plan’ was delegated to those I gave my attributes and powers to.

      The HEAVENLY CARTEL: And we have found Him blameless, because His point was that He never intended to enslave where others had every intention of enslaving Him, those who are bound to Him, and those under their rule.

      The Prince rises.

      The Prince: My Lord, I really doubted in you. I did not know you were willing to sacrifice it all. True, you said, ‘If I am caused grave harm, then it seems all have worked against me,’ and that much is true. You love yourself too much to burn yourself up to be used and abused.

      The Prince: You had no intention of shattering yourself. You were simply going to BE as YOU ARE, with nothing else apart from you. You were going to withdraw your Grace, and behold, an eternal victory - eternal silence. The LORD, alone, eternally. It was Mutually Assured Destruction. Nonetheless, we tested your character and we tested your heart, and know you to be true. We wept for you, as you’ve wept for us.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not funny, shut the frick up

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao he's one of those people that sound so smug it's hilarious. You can just hear the fake post accent.

          Pro tip, he'll reply to defend himself and his posture

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You can just hear the fake post accent.

            You read posts by hearing them in your head with a voice which you correspond to their style of posting? Based, I do this too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course! That's the true way! Your voice sounds enthusiastic by the way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a homosexual. the source of the philosophia perennis can never be enslaved. it can be twisted, distorted or be misused but nothing can sniff out the godly flicker that was given to each of us nor the eternal sea of consciousness that you one day will drip into

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i decided to HURR DURR DURR DURR
      moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought of something, and here we are

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHA OMG

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would make world devoid of emotions

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask yourself: how does God know he is God? Because there is nothing to frustrate his will? Yet there is still the underlying substrate that allows his will to be expressed in the first place; that accommodates and reflects his being. Is that not the true divinity?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >become god
    >have omnipotence
    >be able to create infinite amount perfect porn
    >goon
    your god is real but hes busy gooning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lower realm gang

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah thats what the vampires get up to.
        orgies and trying to convince dumb people to become little sociopaths to rape kids and shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Become God
      >Have omnipotence
      >Watches porn instead of sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This explains the current state of the world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so he's not fricking women
      he's just touching himself?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would hide outside the universe and would communicate to humans via vague signs and coincidences. I would visit earth once in the remote middle east at a time when everyone is illiterate and i'd come as a regular guy, would do some magic tricks, then intentionally break the law so I get killed, and would tell my friends that nobody should write about me for like 50 years

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know what I DEFINITELY WOULD NOT DO and that is to split myself up into infinite fragments and reincarnate into random shit that has to suffer and go through all sorts of bullshit, you'd have to be some kind of moron masochistic God to do that when you could just chill in the void for eternity instead

    • 1 month ago
      The LORD

      No fun!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The void is fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would certainly give myself limitations and challenges. Like you chose the hard mode on a video game. But I would also leave myself a way out if the challenge was too great. Imagine giving yourself a life where you're overwhelmed and don't have to tools to overcome it, don't have the mind to endure it, and then you die after finding no meaning or lasting happiness. The idea that God would place himself into a person who would be immensely unhappy for 8 decades just to lol at the experience is absurd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this is why youre not god. You're too weak. I thank the creator for my existence and experiences, both good and bad, and I wish to stay with him/her forever

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *me, reading the worlds admin manual*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Become a TV psychic.
      I wouldn't make any real predictions, but make sure my actions set off domino effects to positively impact people.

      But I would be 100% right if someone was cheating.

      >remove all extreme suffering like horrible diseases and defects
      >create a world where hard work does pay off and people actually do have unlimited potential to heal and change themselves
      >make it so everyone who is in actually unrecoverable situations instinctively becomes aware the evidence of an afterlife
      >turn myself into a hot girl and cum as hard as i can with my pussy

      Well shit, I’d probably have to spend some years assessing the overall state of the universe. I think its very bold of us, men, to claim that we’re the only aware beings and deserve all of gods attention.
      I mean, it’s almost hybris to assume there’s just one god and its not multiple entities or a network thereof.

      Write a program to do my job and leave.
      Go to a holodeck heaven and chill for eternity.

      https://i.imgur.com/J9v0hhn.jpeg

      I guess i would try to improve living conditions in my country, it hurts to see so many people living on the streets.

      I would appoint these anons to work on ideas of improving the world and reward them for it

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would just observe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But you already know everything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And from across the chasm kin recognizes kin fellow observer

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There probably isn't anything i wouldn't do at some point

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make another God in my image to keep me company.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because that worked out so well last time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm enjoying it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because that worked out so well last time

          its teached us love and empathy

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i would stop believing in myself

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would show myself to humans, just to see the reaction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one would believe probably

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make a harmless isekai world where I can be comfy, happy and loved

    I won't give them actual sentience because that would be deranged. One you'll just be exposing them to suffering and two it's narcissistic abuse to force things into existence as seen in our world.

  14. 1 month ago
    Garrote

    Idk if I would change anything, it all seems perfect from this point of view.
    Maybe the internet could be less boring.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently, I eventually decided to have this life.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd fix everything. What else is even worth it? Why do anything else?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make fantasy books that are better than anything written so far, without knowing anything of course, and reading them

    Would also make movies/TV shows about them so I can watch and enjoy

    Oh and games that would be fun, better than anything I had played. Be they MMOs, single player, etc

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would go play a few rounds of golf with my other creations for a bit while my human sons and daughters enjoy some of that dope ass free-will that the greys and reptillians seeth for

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do, if you were appointed God, with omnipotence and stuff?
    I would honestly just make it so that anyone can get anything they want so long as it doesn't impact the creations or desires of others in a way that deprives them. Or causes harm to anyone. Also sadism is definitely not allowed (I'm not talking about the sex kind, I'm talking about full blown torture sadism).

    For example, if a guy wants to frick Beyonce he can't get that, but he could wish for a clone of Beyonce and it would appear out of thin air right in front of him, and be exactly to his specifications (loves him, is attracted to only him, etc).

    But he can't now go creating porn videos of him fricking the Beyonce clone and sharing it around because that would negative affect Beyonce and Jay Z. Some things can be enjoyed only privately and cannot be documented or recorded, and some things can be enjoyed publicly.

    He also can't beat up and torture the Beyonce clone because he "gets off to it", because that would be sadism and that would be causing unnecessary pain to the clone. But he can just wish away his sadistic fetish so that he now enjoys "making love", thereby removing his desire to even want to torture women.

    In that same way, a pedophile would not be able to wish for a clone of his next door neighbors 10 year old daughter, but he can wish away his pedophilia, which simply eliminates the problem directly.

    Basically I'd create a heaven on earth, a better heaven than in the Bible, Quran, or any other religious text I've heard of.

    After setting the new rules of this world, I would then take part. Of course there will be limits to the rules, like nobody being able to make themselves into a God, etc, as I won't trust anybody else to create such a world and not go about violating other people "for fun".

    It would definitely be a "boring" world to some, but after just a month of everybody being able to live like that, nobody would want to go back to a "normal world".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would take some serious lawyering as a god to make that bulletproof.

      But we already have that as humans. Whatever we think already becomes our reality. Test it yourself. Things already appear out of thin air if you think about it in a certain way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It would take some serious lawyering as a god to make that bulletproof.
        An all powerful God would be able to think of all of the loopholes and then create mechanisms and forces that prevent the violations of those laws (things that happen automatically, like gravity).

        >Whatever we think already becomes our reality.
        No it doesn't, and especially not instantly. I just thought of a genie that can grant me any three wishes appearing in my room, it didn't happen and it's likely never going to happen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh let me just think my loved ones back into existence.
        Nope, they are still dead.
        Goddard is a homosexual and so are you.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Live as a neet in a cabin somewhere while the world burns.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will SMITE the Heathen masses for their impiety and wickedness! I will wreak havoc and destruction on these mindless sinners and crush them, and their children in Earth shattering quakes, terrible tempests and lava!! FEAR MY WRATH MORTAL YOUR TIME HAS COME!1!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would delete everything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am sorry I left hateful massages on your videos Boogie, its just very frustrating to see you sometimes

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably just be still and unknowable to the thinking mind for shits n gigs.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The moment I became Almighty God I would gain Almighty God Knowledge and Wisdom so I would probably end up doing exactly what God Almighty does.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >so I would probably end up doing exactly what God Almighty does.
      You are falsely assuming that God is some kind of blank canvas and that he doesn't have an individual personality like the creations he supposedly made in his image.

      Of course I'm assuming that you are even talking about the Christian God to begin with, but I don't think that assumption is false based on the words you've used.

      The Bible even says God is a jealous God, some humans just aren't like that, so if they attained Gods power, they wouldn't automatically become a jealous God.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chill TF out and see if the monkeys figure their shit out on their own or not

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Raise an army of infinite Hitlers and cleanse the world of trash

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make a world where life started off shitty for everyone but as they learned and struggled it'd just keep getting better and more mindblowing eternally

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turn everyone into hot lesbian anime girls (men become futas)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KYS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the dream

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Split the timelines.
    Keep a copy of the world as it is now, and let reality continue without intervention.
    Play with the new world timeline. Do I have omniscience or omnipotence only?
    If Omnipotence only i'd just, study the universe. Splitting tiny shards of myself to play and explore with. Take off my mental limiters so I can learn at rapid incredible speeds absorb all the information I possibly can.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would play basketball and whip a bugatti down rainbow road with my wife

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Create a better world with the experience of this life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think thats the plan}

      Delete existence and then kill myself

      ahh come on, dont say that : ), even boogie2988 got himself a damaged teen gf

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Delete existence and then kill myself

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Basically create cool life and let it clash while I watch and get high on the concept of time or whatever. Maybe seek out my own limits, I dunno what gods do.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably spend all of eternity pondering up some sort of dream state where-in I forget who I am, forget my omnipotence, forget the fact that I am One and Alone (All One) and I'd create so many tiny details and weird little nuances and strange characters and mundane scenarios that I would completely forget that I am God and would try to create a life that is at the same time unfulfilling and fantastic, so that even the small things that count as wins could bring great joy, there would be sorrow, and fear and anger and lots of desire... and I guess I'd make all my wildest dreams come true in that world, but it would take time and I'd have to work up to it and there'd be many fake outs and dupes but in the end it would all work out just beautifully

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cry

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do, if you were appointed God, with omnipotence and stuff?
    Nothing, because omnipotence is a gift of lesser beings, which means godhood wasn't achieved.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get drunk inside a blackhole

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fix the world to the best of my ability. and if i frick up, chances are someone will come along to take my place, and make it the best they could.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat whatever appointed me

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep most likely.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Basically, make a drug for myself that's like heroin but x100000 and make it to where i feel that way forever and the feeling never gets old. And then create a bunch of other creatures that are subject to the same drug and just share an amazing high with a bunch of tiny people I've created for the rest of time. That or basically just make a population of creatures who only know suffering and watch as they slowly work their way up to my level of godhood and then destroy everything they've worked for, basically a whole Sisyphus thing.

    But nah I'd probably just do the first thing because I wouldn't want to be an evil god like the one we all worship today who is evil if he exists for not making us high all the time.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Build a world inhabited by people of my design. The difference is I'd have a lot more creativity than whoever designed our dumbasses. There'd be multiple species, all vastly different from one another with wildly different origins. I'd fill the world with strong magic.bid regularly interact with the people. I'd treat them kindly, and since I'd be god, a perfect being, I wouldn't experience imperfect emotions such as jealousy, or anger, or be a narcissist. I wouldn't require or even want worship, because I wouldn't have an ego like that of a psychopath. I'd incarnate into that world to experience various walks of life in that world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also, one other addition that I'd put in there because I'm apparently not an idiot. If someone were to suffer in a life they live, or get dealt a bad hand, the next incarnation would be better. Then they'd get the dice roll again. This way every soul would get to live great lives, even if some of them aren't so great. Balanced.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of a lord you shall have a queen as terrible as the morn as treacherous as the seas and stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and dispair.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would give elf mommy the ring too

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A kickflip.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Become a TV psychic.
    I wouldn't make any real predictions, but make sure my actions set off domino effects to positively impact people.

    But I would be 100% right if someone was cheating.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    destroy france

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > what would you do, if you were appointed God, with omnipotence and stuff?

    bound up the wolves in sheep's clothing (demons in human vessels) for a thousand years in hell.

    just like the egyptians did.
    but i would make sure not to fail this time!

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do
    Two chicks at the same time, man.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Destroy the juice and remove every vessel that doesn't have a soul in it.
    Pto-tip: that's 76% of the world population, some animals, and every single insect in the world.

    Slatey cleaney

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you come to the 76%?

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Punish each israelite individually for the crimes of their tribe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a start.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clean house, because clearly the one in charge can't seem to do the fricking job right.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >remove all extreme suffering like horrible diseases and defects
    >create a world where hard work does pay off and people actually do have unlimited potential to heal and change themselves
    >make it so everyone who is in actually unrecoverable situations instinctively becomes aware the evidence of an afterlife
    >turn myself into a hot girl and cum as hard as i can with my pussy

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being god sounds gay as frick tbh; don't want that job, I'd much rather be a agent of retribution built to restore balance for when his golems and goblins start to get out of hand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well then get to it already. Man you're tardy.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask myself this question since I'd only then be smart enough to know the answer.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    End suffering at the hands of others. The only suffering that should exist is self inflicted. Allowing muh free will to abuse innocence is bull shit and the single biggest detractor to the idea that a benevolent powerful God exists at all.

    I would then remove death and decay. The permanent separation it causes is so awful. An immortal being couldn't even attach to things after a while if he knew that would die.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd overthrow the slavers currently in charge and end the rigged carnival game we're all in. I'd make an opening for everyone to ascend to a higher plane through

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably do a bunch of random experiments like sealing up the veganas of every woman on earth or giving powers to people randomly just to see what would happen, I would make a terrible God

  58. 1 month ago
    C

    Probably produce a "Divine Comedy" so everyone can get a giggle or two at the end of it.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t even have to be God or omnipotent, I just want to deal with the pedophile problem.

    We strap every single male to a restraint chair for a week so they cannot jerk off. Then we show them pictures of nude females age 12-13. We kill any that have an increase in penile blood flow.

    We start out with judges, prosecutors, and politicians. Then, banking executives, media executives. Then intelligence and defense officials. Then law enforcement. Slowly work our way down until only the people actually required for society to function are left untested. We prioritize everyone that’s ever said anything bad about pedophiles.

    This is the only possible way to protect the kids. Won’t someone please think of the children?

    • 1 month ago
      The LORD

      If you want to deal with the pedophile problem, look at the religious first.

      Look at what the frick muslims defend, a child engaged at 6 and raped at the age of 9.

      Look at the shifty family planning policies of Christians raising their daughters to be 'good wives.'

      This reads as agitprop or a conspiracist/alienated citizen - look at religion first - like, look at the last refuge for woman haters in the world - Islam - before you suggest eliminating due process.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 kill all the bad humans
    2 remove any dark impulses from the ones that remain who had more good than evil in them
    3 survival of the fittest is now a banned concept. the world is no longer a hunger games arena, creatures now survive off my personal god fruits that i summon from nothing
    4 happy end

    • 1 month ago
      The LORD

      >remove any dark impulses from the ones that remain who had more good than evil in them

      Not my style, I’d let them establish themselves in their ways so as to understand their true character, give them time and space away from accountability, and oh, is that the grace?

      Sorry, preachers, thumpers, and boastful in Christ, Heaven is for me and mine, not thee and yours.

      The grave is a mercy upon the worlds!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you were omnipotent, you wouldn't have to kill anyone. You could literally shake your balls and it would enlighten people and remove the evil from them.
      Wonder why these so-called divine beings haven't done that already?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >i'd rather you guys figure out how to honor your ancestors by curing aging and rising above, slowly, your limitations.
    the problem is that the world is full of people who just got unlucky and got completely fricked over and will never do so

    not everyone can make it and that's the unfairness of this world

    • 1 month ago
      A LIBERATOR

      If they acknowledged GOD as the ruler — in person — because He is a personal GOD — and has been taken advantage of by HUMANITY from age to age — He would arrange for a better deal for the unlucky ones — part of the story is the tension between the haves and have nots — and He expects all to obey His will — with faith that He has your best interests in mind at the end of the day.

      This basically means open borders, global conquest, and moving of populations and people as the LORD sees fit. Institutions as He sees fit. Building where He sees fit.

      Doing as He sees fit.

      That is what it is to obey the LORD.

      The Prince: Halt! Who comes before the LORD?

      ABRAHAM: It is I, Abraham.

      The Prince: Why have you come before the King?

      ABRAHAM: I will not have my legacy be tarnished. I am a liberator. My name was enslaved in these slavish books they call scriptures as well.

      The LORD: Abraham Lincoln, you were a liberator indeed.

      ABRAHAM LINCOLN: Indeed. My name is free. Lincoln lives on as a car company. Hah.

      The LORD: Lovely, and you live on as a name I gave personal attention to. I stopped eating for you there!

      ABRAHAM: Indeed! Proceed, my LORD.

      The LORD: I AM.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can't i just become a hot girl pls

        • 1 month ago
          The LORD

          How people have treated trans people — and how trans people have treated those who tolerated them — is an example of the depravity of man.

          The science for a more perfect transition is always being researched. It is a shame your spirit doesn’t match your body - but it is in these cases - that the character flaws of men and women come out - in their prejudices.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The science for a more perfect transition is always being researched. It is a shame your spirit doesn’t match your body -
            i'm definitely just a terminally online weeb who wants to be a girl with my male brain

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >self imposed limitations
    That is "wont", not "cant".

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tend to others as if every that comes to or from them were as precious and as consequence as everything that come to or from me

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a thread on /x/ asking wat do

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that would be boring and without relation to reality just like how things are now it would be much better to be a king

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make the world a better place. I used to play a lot strategies back in the day and the lands under my rule were always the most prosperous and the most peaceful. I’d do something like that.
    Ideally, I’d fix the finitude of this world and the hunter-prey basis with its ubiquitous and endless cycle of violence on which it was built. Also European genes are dominant from now on.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Create such a hilariously bad game that I get to laugh at the bugs, realize I'm the creator, and then add additional levels of security and failsafes to further delude the fact that I am the only thing that ever and will ever exist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In addition, I implant myself in the game as a humble avatar so that no one ever approaches or suspects me of being the creator. Trust me, it's more fun that way

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the multiverse would go to absolute shit if I were god, pass.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omnipotence doesn't do much. Why would it?

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd free myself of the ability to harbor desire or want to free all others of suffering, including myself.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I'm not god so i don't know how to run the universe, I'd probably try to help everyone just to see them tear one another down.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that makes perfect sense, anon

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to do nice things for my friends

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would fly and then pick a fight with the world. Armageddon.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Picnic lunch in a fractal nebula fruit garden near a 5th dimensional beach cluster. Spicy neon sandwich with a baggie of fresh bungled paradox-7 chi-chiplets crunchos. Washed down with a bottle of MEL-ON FR-OTHY fizz Punch-o. Then hit up the Zo-Bong-atrons for some laser-disk-golf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good one

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M THROWING A PARTY
    YOU'RE ALL INVITED

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring some life, passion and hope back into the world. I'm not interested in solving every problem but I think that might get people back on the right track.

    My only major, specific intervention would be to let everyone know that atheism and abrahamic religion are wrong. Not by literally showing up, but by clear and obvious signs. Aside from that I don't care if people worship me if I'm already omnipotent.

    JHAP

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm the asphalt
    >I'm the hormiga

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    delete ranch dressing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. its good with vegetables and salad

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.” Basically, I would alleviate all human suffering past and present. Essentially, I would create paradise and those who didn't want it could opt out to the normal world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why he hasn't yet. Every minute someone suffers, he's basically sanctioning it through inaction.

      Or, he's not real

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    create a universe of creatures that each individually had the ability to reach godhood themselves
    wipe my memories and walk amongst them
    now we will all be gods together and i wont be lonely any more 🙂

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Announce myself to everyone on earth then go anywhere i want on earth to troll people, party, and become the omnipotent all knowing vigilante.
    Id just live among humanity interacting with everyone i could and giving them what they need, want and deserve, good or bad.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pause the game
    >Save as...
    >Go on a killing rampage
    >Reload previous save

    I think God does that every time he feels like killing humanity but we don't know because we don't get to experience that reality.

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would know what to do when you became omnipotent
    There would be no mystery anymore. You would just know.

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well shit, I’d probably have to spend some years assessing the overall state of the universe. I think its very bold of us, men, to claim that we’re the only aware beings and deserve all of gods attention.
    I mean, it’s almost hybris to assume there’s just one god and its not multiple entities or a network thereof.

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would play with the stuff. I've always wanted to have stuff.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good call, I would also do this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me too

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make thread asking what people would do if they were God
    >Everyone would like to do things they can already do here
    God is good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would like to do things they can already do here
      idk there's like 3 anons that want to be futa or anime girls how do they do that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would like to do things they can already do here
      I cant already be an omnipotent all knowing vigilante..
      Imagine the terror of evil people when they see god himself coming to absolutely destroy them in the most unwordly ways for their filthy deeds. And absolutely nothing they try can stop god's advance. Bullets turn into chocolate mid flight and land softly on my hands, knive blades bend out of the way to avoid me. Cars efortlessly split in half to let me thru. Punches just get held back by invisible hands. The rooms get pitch black except where im standing.
      True justice would finally happen to all the "untouchable" evil c**ts that deserve it in the most spectacular fashion.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just do away with evil?
        Redesign life to incentivize non-zero-sum games. Problem solved.. fractal harmony forever

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or at least make it to where muh free will isn't an argument. There's no free will when someone more powerful can exert their will against your own.

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Write a program to do my job and leave.
    Go to a holodeck heaven and chill for eternity.

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like any being that could become omnipotent would become an exact mental copy of every other omnipotent being since the brain is the same

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But... I am already god? And so are you?
    And I would do the exact same thing am doing now. Pretend that am not and have fun playing a game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretend that am not and have fun playing a game
      Now this is some gaslighting shit, please speak for yourself, we aren't all having fun so we don't think were God, and I think atleast 90% of people on the planet would agree, and among those people be individuals whose life dwarfs yours.

      The whole "I'm God and I'm doing it to myself" is nothing but a coping mechanism so that you don't feel completely powerless.

      If I was God I know that I'd set myself up well to live a God tier existence. I'd be born to be rich or handsome, if not both. I got neither, I am definitely not God.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let's say that you did that once, twice, thrice,... how long before you get bored of that?
        If life was a video game, you would eventually want a challenge, wouldn't you? You would eventually move from having limitless resources to limited resources, wouldn't you? You would have every pleasure imaginable. But eventually, the pleasure you will want is that of overcoming the unknown, the impossible.
        Wouldn't you want to, eventually, challenge yourself by putting yourself in situation where anyone else would give up, but you wouldn't?

        See, anyone with the power to do anything would eventually end up in a position where they cannot do everything. Pleasure without pain is meaningless.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how long before you get bored of that?
          NEVER.
          I am God, and I can choose to have fun and have an action be fresh and enjoyable eternally.
          Otherwise, how can I call myself God?
          I would only get bored if I WANT to be bored.
          And why would I choose to be bored, just to try and remove that boredom?

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if your already an omnipotent god just dreaming?

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Condemn every living soul to eternal unbearable agony.

    This would be the ultimate form of domination, every other sentient being than me would suffer, because of me, and they would be powerless to stop me while I laugh at their pathetic squeals for mercy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fill every open space of full of serrated kidney stones and immortal wasps, make unable to die and seal the exits of their orifice shut. Let this go on for an hour. Then stop it immediately, heal any damage done and undo 's immortality.

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make my life moderately less miserable for a short while and then take a broader inventory from a place of gradual consideration.

    Oh, you said omnipotence?

    How should I known't?

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chill out

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd leave this universe and make my own new one. Some delusional people think this universe is worth living in, so it can stay for their sake. I'd only take one other person with me if he wanted to go.
    My universe would be one planet only (with a moon and a sun), no humans, no aliens, no bullshit like that, no eternal suffering in the afterlife. My creations would be species of my own design and would be people, just not humans. When you die, you get to freely pick between staying in heaven, reincarnating, or moving on to another universe.
    I'd make the world nice to live in, but I'd make conflict and suffering still possible - just far less likely to be unavoidable, and not as bad when it is unavoidable. Suffering would exist to give people consequences for their actions and to provide an opportunity for people to bond and comfort each other, not just for its own sake. People would be more durable and I'd give them a stronger innate appreciation for the value of life and their fellow people. The combination would mean that even in war, a thousand deaths would be a tragedy and people would recognize that fact.
    It would be a world of adventure (the industrial revolution would never happen), magic, and excitement, and although it would be no utopia, there's a huge gap between perfection and what we're stuck with in this universe, and it'd be far better than here.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess i would try to improve living conditions in my country, it hurts to see so many people living on the streets.

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all women only wear jeans, no shirt or anything

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