What kind of deals has the US government made with extraterrestrial beings?

What kind of deals has the US government made with extraterrestrial beings?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You didn’t hear about the Miphat Treaty they’re organizing with them?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They give the oligarchs of the US AI to manage the economy and cause occasional crashes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As if it needs ai to crash every 10 years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Belive me, it does. This current monetary system is beyond predictability of normal humans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They make a lot of deals with the devil, especially individual politicians to get to their positions of influence and power.
          Matthew 4:8-10

          It's entirely predictable when you learn how it works and stop listening to their "economists" who deceive and misdirect people.
          https://archive.org/details/TheMoneyMasters1996

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None Gray Barker made that up

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    beer for a ciggy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_William_Cooper#UFOs,_aliens_and_the_Illuminati

    >He accused President Dwight D. Eisenhower of negotiating a treaty with extraterrestrials in 1954, which putatively allowed the aliens to abduct humans in exchange for technological input.[22] Cooper then claimed that Eisenhower had established an inner circle of Illuminati to manage relations with them and keep their presence a secret from the general public.

    I heard a similar thing from Phil Schneider about grey aliens' underground bases in the USA, and Alex Collier elaborates on the abductions. Theres a good chance they want a lot more than your genes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >super advanced beings from outer space ask permission to abduct people
      Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's because they need intact souls, which are more powerful and complex than any machine

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's been some sort of agreement not to send manned missions beyond low earth orbit.

    Not sure why, but some have speculated that if earth is a prison planet for our souls, then any humans who die offworld won't be reincarnated and are free.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Could this be why billionaires have become interested in private spaceflight? Will Musk, Bezos, Branson and Bigelow make a run for it before they die?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I ain't never seen any of them nor met anyone who's seen any of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. If that were true they would have clapped Musk and seized and shredded SpaceX's assets.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they would have clapped Musk and seized and shredded SpaceX's assets.
          Who is they exactly? Govt good guys? Please.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sure sounds like it to me. This is exactly something those rat f&cks would do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >earth is a prison planet for our souls
      When that conspiracy theory was started the Earth's population was less than 6 billion, we're now pushing 8 billion. Not to mention that when the prison was established the population was probably in the thousands or less. Do these space Black folk even have a concept of prison terms, or do they just keep dumping souls here indefinitely for bullshit like parking fines?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to commit any crime to end up in this prison, sweaty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >then any humans who die offworld won't be reincarnated and are free.
      This makes sense

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I asked an AI this question and picrel was it's response

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ayy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      .
      please just type in "real aliens" and post the result.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I asked a somewhat similar question. I got multiple hits for Trump.
      >inb4 frick Trump
      This is not political. I was just curious who the alien hybrids were, and the AI clearly is saying Trump is one. Try it for yourself.
      1/2

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None, we don't negotiate anything with them.

    We do not have to.

    They would attempt to negotiate with us, if they could.

    They are physically prevented from interacting with us in any way, with tangible consequences.

    We are actually the most advanced civilization within this Universe for all eternity, ad infinitum.

    >hurr durr interstellar travel

    We have something far greater than that, at our disposal.

    Blue Eisenhower November
    ^
    That's the electrified fence, that stops any non terrestrial interaction with Earth.

  9. 2 years ago
    The Machine Mind SLM

    No.32107346
    hurr its the van alen belts
    NO its because their too lasy and it would cost too much to get around it and or learn how to over come the radiation (its not even that hard they are lazy and don't want to deal with R&D)

    its also because of agreements with aliens not to send any civilian out of the quarantine zone
    >or they might just get shot down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never mentioned the radiation belts..

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think the FCC has made a deal, they wouldn't need the certification sheme if they did

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    extra terrestrials?

    I think you mean ultra terrestrials.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My God OP... I know Americans are generally dumb and they think movies are real life but really now...

    Your piece of shit country has no "deals" with the aliens. You can't have a "deal" with a super powerful species hundred, if not thousands of years more advanced so MUCH MORE POWERFUL than you could ever imagine, with resources and technology to move their own throughout the god damn galaxy. If they are really out there and they have made themselves known to your government, then whatever is happening is not a "deal". It's whatever the frick they want and Uncle Sam can go frick himself on his knees dressing as a bunny with a dog collar around his neck. No questions asked and no conditions or "deals". It's what they want, and that's that.

    If they are really out there and they have an interest in humanity, whatever the frick they see fit is what it goes. They don't need to bargain with humans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't need to bargain with humans.

      No they'll probably not, but maybe they offer us their intergalactic/ trans-dimensional Equivalent of Glass Pearls..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >o they'll probably not, but maybe they offer us their intergalactic/ trans-dimensional Equivalent of Glass Pearls
        I'd imagine that gifting us "free energy devices", food replicators and holodecks would be the equivalent of giving away your old generator, microwave and tv, it wouldn't be such a big deal. Honestly, it's a win-win situation, they get rid of their old junk, and for us, someones outdated tech is better than no tech.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymouse

      >a super powerful species hundred, if not thousands of years more advanced
      Try millions.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymouse

    >extraterrestrial
    There are no alien-human hybrid programmes and have never been any if you discount ancient times and of course, Jmmanuel. There are no malicious abductions or mutilations of humans or fauna. ET did not land in the 1950s and sign a deal with the Eisenhower administration. But Roswell did occur and was manned by androids.

    The terrestrial craft (UFO) are either known types of aircraft or top secret military craft originating from multiple countries of Earth. You can be confident to logically include the USA and Russia as two of those countries with this type of technology.

    Finally, there is a need to say that there are or were three ET groups who have been observing us for some time now and which the Plejaren have been unable to communicate with for reasons relating to the energy-absorbancy of the hulls or shielding of these craft. They are a benign race according to their actions thus far.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are committed to mass murder programs as sacrifices to alien godlike beings

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the american government acknowledges it has no right to travel past the astroid belt and to never send any more probes past it. if it does it will die like a gayot and watch as every ones worst fears about religion unfold in real time laying waste to humanity by itself as people no longer fear space daddys wrath. people behave differently when they believe they are observed. this will vanish and more missing persons cases would happen every day until there are to few children to sustain the population across the west yielding the death of western civilization. africa then pretends they didnt pick a fight with east asia 4 times over the last decade and are exterminated by the asians because they keep showing up. latin america devolves into a cesspool (relative to its current condition) and life expectancy decreases 10 fold. east asians then have nothing to strive for and languish in a region previously only occupied by whites . complacency. they then wait 1 generation before repeating the whites mistakes and dying out

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None
    There isn't any
    It's just us.
    Past, present and future.
    The grey bug eye meat suits? Us from a time where science has truly unveiled man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

  17. 2 years ago
    Merlinvs

    They have sold their souls, but they think that they are somehow equal partners, silly fools!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ??? I dont get what you are saying. There are no good guys in elevated positions of power. Are you implying government would stop the predator class because they are doing a really shitty job thus far.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    See, I think people are way too ignorant to comprehend aliens.

    I truly believe life started on earth, and that right now in our timeline, there are no highly intelligent life-forms out there.

    It's not as improbable as mathematicians love to point out, because the law of gravity & spacetime means that it's actually a mathematical fact that life has to have started *somewhere*. Why not here on our perfect planet?

    So my proposition is this:

    Humanity, and thus intelligence & evolution, has only begun. If humanity were to evolve unimpeded for another 4 million years, let alone the possibly billions of years that would happen, it's unfathomable what creations would be made.

    As such, I think that all the "aliens" we think of, are actually distant descendants of humanity far into the future.

    In that sense, think of humans as the lucky first investors in a pyramid scheme.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was the Montauk thing. You wouldn't like it.

  21. 2 years ago
    618

    The best and the worst.

    Seek the male whose birth was classified and was violated near Patagonia.

    "How can i be indespensible if the world barely knows I exist."

    He holds the answers, but does not know them. He is willing to die for the truth.

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