WARNING! URGENT WARNING!

Do NOT do NoFap, bros. My semen calcified in my balls and shaft and I need to get it surgically removed.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao rookie mistake, should have checked the semen retention general. We milk it out via our prostate to avoid this.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe masons put something in our food to makes us unable to live without cumming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried NoFap before, all it did was give me blueballs and intensify my weird fetishes. I'd say to jack off when you feel the need, just try to avoid porn

      Perhaps. But maybe a more straightforward explanation would be that we're fricking biologically wired to want to reproduce?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bull fricking shit
        Frick off shill

        >homie watches 24/7 porn, refuse to touch himself (effectively torture) and think no fap gives you blue balls
        Kek
        Skill issue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        After 3 or 4 days my pp wants to release. Holding it in feels unnatural, I think it's totally a bad practice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It will give you prostate issues down road like standing by the toilet for 30 min trying to piss and leaking urine all over the place. Stick a dildo up your ass to avoid shit like that at 60.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im going to say it's not that we are wired to reproduce. I agree that we are, but it's not that we are wired to do so. I think it's way more simple. we need to have sex to reproduce. sex feels good. when we discover that we get aroused and touch ourselves it feels good. we like this feeling. we want more of it. we try to achieve that orgasm feeling. we obtain it. we want it again. repeat. then if course porn was made to take advantage of monetary value and here we are. necessity need. need necessity. if emotions weren't involved and we got no pleasure from masturbation then it would be a purely biological choice. it's not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that makes sense:
        >Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
        we were not supossed to be unmarried, so the consequences of sin (adultery, lust) are either more sin or diseases

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*sigh* another one? Ok, sit in that chair and bite down on this

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boards is obsessed with dicks and semen, not gay at all.
    If only you guys stopped caring what people do with their sex lives and minded your own private business.
    >Women jerk offs
    Nobody flinch an eye
    >Men jerk offs
    REEEEE THINK ABOUT THE LOOSH, ENLIGHTMENT!!!1
    Talk about parity of sex. doesn't help zoomers are in peak hormonal distress.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomies cope with meds, adderall, coffee,ashwagandha,weed and motivational videos. They're always whining about not feeling manly or something, it's either NoFap or TRT. Pick one.

      I've tried NoFap before, all it did was give me blueballs and intensify my weird fetishes. I'd say to jack off when you feel the need, just try to avoid porn

      Perhaps. But maybe a more straightforward explanation would be that we're fricking biologically wired to want to reproduce?

      After 3 or 4 days my pp wants to release. Holding it in feels unnatural, I think it's totally a bad practice.

      Both of ya are coombrained. That "urge" to release are heavy withdrawals my friend. Once you get over that phase you'll libido will be more stable. Just coom inside a female if it feels unnatural. It's NoFap not retoontion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nofap is stupid if it's not semen retention, the whole point in semen retention. cooming in female is just as underwhelming as cooming to porn.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess what they say is true. If you don't use it you really do lose it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro has a literal boner

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You got any proof of the surgical records chief?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you cum multiple times a day your genitals are desensitized to pleasure, you need to take a tolerance break to remember how good orgasms really feel. If you stop jerking off for 10 days, the pleasure you will feel when you do it again will be 10x greater than you normally feel when you are numb to pleasure and the orgasm will be mind blowing. You will feel so sensitive that the slightest touch to your genital will feel amazing, and you will be easily excited that you wont even need porn. Normally you are so desensitized that you require specific type of porn to get off and can spend hours searching for just the right video and still get little payoff. But when you are 10-15 days without organs, you could have the most intense masturbation even staring at a mannequin in a bra. Or literally nothing at all, you wont even need fantasies in your head, just the feeling of your touch will be more than enough to have an intense fap.

    The longer you hold off the more intense it will be. Eventually you learn to cherish your orgasms and not waste them on nonsense.

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