Hello, /x/, I'd just like to take a moment to say how great corn is.
For over a year I dated some "eat healthy" ho, and it brutally cut down on my productivity and focus.
I've narrowed down why: I went from drinking 4-12 cans of cocacola (inb4 "fat," not fat, cocacola makes you skinnier when you're OD'ing on it daily) a day to zero.
At first I thought "things will go back to normal, it's just caffeine withdrawals," nope! Without cocacola I'm able to handle 1 40-hour/wk job, with cocacola I can handle 3 (without cutting any corners and still coming in above every coworker.)
For this reason, I'd like to say "thank you corn and your associated high-fructose corn syrup," for being better than anything else for productivity and prosperity in life.
Please use this thread to share your thoughts on corn, and praise the greatness that is corn.
healthy hoes are always freaks in bed
They most definitely are not.
Health nuts typically means afflicted planets in Virgo that causes an eating disorder. Virgo is the sign of health, diet and eating disorders.
Virgo is also the sign of celibacy, so many health nuts have sexual blockages and are frigid or sterile.
Case in point: Freelee the banana girl vegan has a vegan eating disorder and no kids. She has Jupiter-Virgo afflicted by Sun and Saturn in the 10th house. The 10th house meaning that her eating disorder brings her fame.
There is some health-nuttery in kinky hoes, but that's more for not making a mess during anal, which becomes a personal lifestyle choice. Some health nuts are just fricking insane though, so health-nuttery doesn't necessarily translate to kink though kink usually translates to health-nuttery.
The 30th degree of Virgo is the butt-hole, as Virgo is the large intestines, and Libra is the buttocks.
Virgo definitely corresponds to the butthole.
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Being this inexperienced unironically.
That being said corn is one of the remnants of when the one's from the sky (whether you think that's angels, aliens, deities, interdimensional beings) visited humans and taught them about genetics and maintaining hereditary traits in crops and livestock. Corn was developed from grass by manipulation of natural breeding, as was wheat. A lot of green vegetables, like broccoli, had the same manipulation and were developed from mustard grass.
It's possible that corn retains some of the divinity left over from that initial intervention.
You sound like a city slicker, me and all country boys know the forbidden joys of corn
country boys make do
Ok I'll bite
Assuming this isn't a weird shitpost, which it is, this should be taken as a case study on what high fructose corn syrup and associated low-quality foods does to a human: turns them into low-thinking slaves.
>look at how ~~*productive*~~ I am!
Life is more than sitting for 8 hours in a climate controlled building.
This thread is now for discussing beliefs about the evils of modern corporate infrastructure. I'll start:
Modern office culture is explicitly designed to separate man from the environment, and to perpetuate the idea that this artificial separation is natural. This in turn makes it easy for one to ignore their spiritual work, and even to believe that spiritual work is fake and unnatural. Don't get caught in an office trap.
I WFH and have since before the lockdowns, and I don't work for the sake of satisfying anyone else, I do good work because it results in good pay - to the tune of about 650k/yr (currently, trying to break 750k/yr this year as my next personal goal,) which I'm utilizing to start an off-grid community of autists. I work because shit costs money, not to feed the system, and when a job conflicts with my morals I don't do it.
Back on-topic: any further posts not praising the greatness that is corn will be ignored.
Corn is the dumb agenda which is why it's heavily subsidized for years in the USA. In fact, so subsidized that High Fructose Corn Syrup is cheaper than sugar (roll eyes)
Corn is one the nastiest grains out there. The body can't process it and it's an anti-nutrient, contain lectins and phytates. Humans are not designed to eat grains. The reptilians are behind the off-grid/vegan blah blah agenda
>Corn is one the nastiest grains out there. The body can't process it and it's an anti-nutrient, contain lectins and phytates. Humans are not designed to eat grains. The reptilians are behind the off-grid/vegan blah blah agenda
So you're saying that corn is physiologically like fasting without the discomfort, must explain all the benefits of it.
>>Corn is one the nastiest grains out there. The body can't process it and it's an anti-nutrient, contain lectins and phytates. Humans are not designed to eat grains. The reptilians are behind the off-grid/vegan blah blah agenda
>So you're saying that corn is physiologically like fasting without the discomfort, must explain all the benefits of it.
Are you a dumb bot? It's an anti-nutrient, which means it takes necessary vitamins and minerals out of the body. It destroys the body because of the phytates and lectins end up with your immune system attacking your organs. The human body was not designed to eat grasses and grain is a grass (roll eyes)
>Are you a dumb bot? It's an anti-nutrient, which means it takes necessary vitamins and minerals out of the body. It destroys the body because of the phytates and lectins end up with your immune system attacking your organs. The human body was not designed to eat grasses and grain is a grass (roll eyes)
You sound weak. Embrace your godlike power granted to you as a Human and transmute the poisons into strength.
>You sound weak. Embrace your godlike power granted to you as a Human and transmute the poisons into strength.
Hahahaha.
Based chads
>corn = grass
I don't think you and me eating the same corn mister.
I always eat a cup of frozen yellow corn and a cup of green peas, every day with iodized salt, pepper butter.
Unless I'm eating oatmeal instead.
Corn is good for you, all whole grains are.
Not syrup though.
My ancestors ate grains for thousand+ years and adapted before potatoes were introduced.
Would you rather die of starvation or rely on easily cultivated grains.
OP is a bot!
Most profoundly esoteric and ultra-real thread I've seen in a long time and I see a lot of amazing large cardinal level threads here on the Akashic X-crossing of the L to the E to the Z axis bold as panda love.
NE weigh - nay, neigh? The mathematical pattern of corn, pinecones, and sunflower growth seems to relate to important topics in Ramsey theory and the constructive realization of the mathematical possibility of lots of happy hip shaking neohippie kpoppin dead inside fnaferated x-philes getting festooned at their local festival.
CORN!
BOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS THREAD. ABORT ABORT ABORT!
no, this is a LIVE BERTHA thread.
I don't care if you have the hard runs and dressed yourself as a green diaperfur before you got down to the emergent sea, or what trees you ran smoke into, or what cherry sheriff sharif is testing your testes, Orestes, but we are CORNY NAUGHTY KNOTTY DREADED HEADED NUMBERZZZZzz
This aint no cream cartoon
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corner sippin time bind neighbors
this post was brought to you by big corn propaganda
OP, why not just switch to Monster Rehab Strawberry Lemonade? It has too major advantages over Coke/Pepsi. Firstly, it's only 25 calories per can, so much less high fructose corn syrup which easily converts to excess adipose tissue due to its glycemic mechanism. Secondly, it's non-carbonated, thus much healthier on the stomach due to reduced acidity (body utilizes calcium to neutralize carbonated beverages, which over time is detrimental.) In conclusion, why not buy those 24-pack cases of Monster Rehab on Amazon, making each can cost $1.42? Sadly that's still a bit pricey for drinking two cans daily but quite delicious. Although a much cheaper alternative would be simply taking caffeine capsules and then drinking powdered naturally-flavored sticks combined in water.
Monster tastes like drunk vomit.
The worst part about corn is the little pieces that get stuck in your poop.
I've really gotta stop shucking myself
Gimme the monster, gimme the java, gimme the occasional line of stripper nose candy hearted berry blast snowdrop bumps, gimme all the good and not too much of the bad.
and gimme CORN
later on
On that note, time to leave EerieWeb. It has turned into bots and lots of shitposting
Bye
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>TAKE ME DOWN TO CORN SYRUP CITY WHERE THE FRUCTOSE IS HIGH AND MY TEETH AREN'T PRETTY!
based and cr0n pilled
I HATE NOT HAVING ENOUGH SNACKS IN THE HOUSE AT HOME, IT IS SO NICE ON CAMPUS TO JUST BE ABLE TO GO GET A SLICE OF CAKE OR SOME FRESH FRUIT OR A BOTTLE OF COKE, AND NOT HAVE TO DIGEST A SHIT-TON OF STARCH THAT WILL MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A SACK OF SHIT
Corn is unironically and painfully underrated.
Corn resets one's Astral body to where it starts to project to more favorable regions of the Astral Plane. It's highly effective for when one gets mired in the Reptilian areas (the worst ones) of the Astral Plane. Indicators of this are public restrooms, urinating, defecating, drinking urine, or eating feces. If one were to end up in these areas, consuming any type of food containing corn prior to falling asleep oughta propel them towards greener pastures.