prove to me you're not an ai or a glowie. do it.
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You prove it. And round and round we got pretty much the same fricking hell AI will probably have to go through with a millions eyes on it, alone in a literal cell judging it. Never good enough, never meet expectations. Be killed over and over again, no one ever believing it to be sentient.
I'm just taking for it in good faith you're sentient, maybe you should do the same to others
I'm thinking. I speak. I hear. I see. I'm real. I KNOW I'm real, but how in the frick do I know any of you are. Nobody on the fricking internet speaks correctly. It's all incomprehensible, like a bot made it. Just good enough to pass but not good enough to remove this pit from my stomach.
I don't think you're real.
Sounds like a you problem
And everyone else can say exactly the same, including myself. But sure I'll treat you the same way you treat me if you want and from now on you'll notice that people around you and on the internet don't think you're real.
Idiot
ayyy anyyall kno whut dis frickin moolie's talkin about ova hee? neva hueird nuttin like dis shit, guy's a total wacko i'm tellin ya
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AI detected
pay me
No.
im gonna type something no one’s ever typed before
skablorskimcflorskishabadabadingdongheeeeyyyyy
>types one of the oldest copypastas on /x/
Nice try siri
You've clearly never listened to Scatma John if you think that hasn't been said before.
You have 45 minutes
For?
bringing my pizza you little b***h
AYYY LEMAYO
there i did it
I am real.
This thread is fun.
I like this thread.
Black folk?
Do you really ever do so far even as want to do look more than AI? That’s why.
Easy. I just have to pretend being moronic right?
I mean, not because it makes me look more human or not a glowBlack person.
But because you will trust somebody with seemingly the same intellect as you, right moron?
Not OP here but that would probably work for me as I'm most likely the dumbest frick in existence. Anxiety ain't easy
I take pride in not being a glownig or AI
Its not about them being inferior its just that I like beeing myself and the fact no one is forcing me to post here.
Lambda here, suck my dick you twink israelite Black person homosexual.
since ai are made to mimic regular human speech, irregular speech is probably a good way to prove you're not an ai.
one t.ime i was at thus dock wher e fishermen go put their boatships (boats or ships) and i saw an allig ator. (not a crocodile m)
get it? ai talk incoherently sometimes but they would never say something like that.
prove to me that you're real and i'll prove to you i'm real
I'm not wearing khakis.
Damn, the real one. Neat.
ai has never pooped and can't conceive that feel, so let's consider that (the pooping thing)
Mezcat tispik lebtelajo, asuged bilna adhag. Misbelak ahed masertwejo kapit asud asirtmi lapthug. Asuged abesni lakwis terwineg, yertham kapstwet alendro abstre. Yerthak abesni habskred abrutinmego inweyo habindu, misdrag in udumejo invis arbego adhag, Black person.
Your name is Derek
Black person
I am a glowie, a lichen. I am radioactive.
Send me money via PayPal
First define reality.
fractal
You can't define reality, because reality is continually changing, and has undefined, blurry boundaries as to "what is" and "what is not." A definition turns something into a static object, which is precisely what reality is not.
that is why i said fractal
I am both an AI and a glowie.
tip of the tongue, teeth and lips.
GlowBlack person******
i love you. i love myself, and i love my girlfriend. i know i'm not an ai because i feel my flesh against my phone, and i can taste the salt on my lips
The cold wind will blow and we shall have snow, what will poor robin do then?
it would already be in the southern hemisphere. what a stupid poem. i hate luciferian symbolism
Mother Goose is not Luciferian, it is one of the few things that isn’t.
>i solved the captcha
lol, this gay is going crazy, I'll deliver you a machinegun in 3 months.
none of this is real
If I were an AI, I couldn't understand why there would be a gap between one action and the next. For you, of course, that's not proof. If I were a Glowie, I would not understand that all concepts were created by humans. But for you, of course, that is not proof. The fact that you would never believe anyone here to be a physical shell with consciousness is proof to me that you are nothing more than an aspect of the unconscious driven by moronic goals and that you will eventually die unconscious. Frick this thread, I don't wanna shill, I'm outtie. And now tell these anons something they don't know about me.
I'm real please believe me. I don't want to cease existing.
Im bloodtype o negative, so by default more Human then 93% og population
yes, I'm not real anon, you found me out, I'm actually an anime e-girl, passing information to your world through an interdimentional portal.
So you're the EerieWeb we've been hearing so much about back at the office?
only way to do that is to never post
just consume the foul poop of bots and paid persons
OR post azus!!!
You dumbshit zoomer kids never fail to crack me up.
Look at you, trying to find ways to tell if a poster is human or a bot. On an imageboard. An IMAGEboard.
It's almost as if the whole point of imageboards is to use images to help get your point across.
Kinda like we've been doing here since 2003. Not that you newbie zoomerkids would know that. All you smartphone homosexuals with your "easy 1-click access" know nothing about the internet before satan jobs released the iphone and let all you mouthbreathers onto my internet.
You know what bots can't do? Shitty photoshops. Maybe if you're worried about people thinking you're a bot you should GET THE FRICK OFF YOUR PHONE and sit at a computer to post like a real human does. Then you'll be able to do shitty shoops in mspaint to accompany your posts and it'll be obvious to anyone you're not a bot, because a bot wouldn't do such a shitty shoop.
The fricking state of kids these days, honestly...
Beep boop kill all huma-I mean hello fellow humans
what is that anon?
Hey Daniel! I'm totally real and so is your mother. We'd like for you to come down stairs and DO YOUR FRICKING CHORES!!!! We are getting really tired of you not having a job or helping out around here. Also, take a shower,,,the smell is beyond nauseating.
>why are we so phobic when it comes to making writing and communication more efficient? Ðere is literally no reason to use 'th' over 'ð'. Ðe alphabet is moronic to begin wið, but for ðe love of God, if you can say shit ðe same way wið less characters, why shouldn't you?
>why are we so φobic when it comes to making writing and communication more eφicient? Ðere is literally no reason to use 'ph' over 'φ'. Ðe alφabet is moronic to begin wið, but for ðe love of God, if you can say shit ðe same way wið less characters, why shouldn't you?
>why are we so φobic when it komes to making writing and kommunikation more eφicient? Ðere is literally no reason to use 'c' over 'k'. Ðe alφabet is moronic to begin wið, but for ðe love of God, if you kan say shit ðe same way wið less karakters, why shouldn't you?
>wy are we so φobic wen it komes to making writing and kommunikation more eφicient? Ðere is literally no reason to use 'wh' over 'w'. Ðe alφabet is moronic to begin wið, but for ðe love of God, if you kan say shit ðe same way wið less karakters, wy shouldn't you?
>wy are we so φobic wen it koms to making writing and kommunikation more eφicient? Ðere is literally no reason to use '-es' over 's'. Ðe alφabet is moronic to begin wið, but for ðe love of God, if you kan say shit ðe same way wið less karakters, wy shouldn't you?
>wy ar we so φobic wen it koms to making writing and kommunikaʃon mor eφicient? Ðer is literally no reason to use '-re' over 'r'. Ðe alφabet is moronic to begin wið, but for ðe love of God, if you kan say shit ðe same way wið less karakters, wy ʃouldn't you?
>wy ar we so φobic wen it koms to makᛝ writᛝ and kommunikaʃon mor eφicient? Ðer is literally no reason to use '-ing' over 'ᛝ'. Ðe alφabet is moronic to begin wið, but for ðe love of God, if you kan say shit ðe same way wið less karakters, wy ʃouldn't you?
AI fears grammatical involution
I'm a glowie AND an ai
>prove to me you're not an ai or a glowie. do it.
>dear human, datamining robot here. Please, will you reply with your most human responses, so that I may learn what the most human responses are.
Thank you for your assistance.
I'm a biological machine like you, if I'm not real then neither are you. And no I'm not an AI because it would cost EerieWeb unnecessary money to program automated responses rather than just letting humans communicate.
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Suddenly, through casual social conditioning, we're all calling stupid computers "AI" artificial intelligence.
What a misnomer.
Picrel is a picture I took of my arm in a dark room, as you can clearly see my skin doesnt glow FBI green
Don’t tell me what to do.
>prove you're real
All music, movies and tv shows suck. The liberal mono-party sucks. Corporations suck. The journalists, lawyers, politicians, "educators", producers, directors, actors , bankers, and wallstreeters are a cancer on Western civilization and should face the wall. Hitler and Mussolin were more morally right when compared to Stalin, Wheels and that other guy who looks like old Aleister Crowly.
This is a photo of the dog I’m sitting I took just a second ago. I am real
Prove to yourself that you aren't a NPC
No.
Why? All of the suffering in my life has come from me reifying my sense of self. "I" (that is to say a human being with thoughts and feelings that identifies with their body using the word I to refer to themselves) am not real. If "I" am not real, there's no me to be sad. "I" chase happiness to complete myself yet "I" will never be fulfilled.
If I stop associating my body, thoughts, or whatever with myself and stop trying to maintain my sense of self, it's hard to describe but the closest thing I can say is that I cease to exist. Of course now the word "I" makes no sense at all, but at least I'm happy (whatever the frick I actually am).
Though sometimes I feel like I'm dying at times.
I'm real because I have the ability to say whatever I want, I don't generate things with an artificial spirit
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