Keeping up the energy in my home workings with worshipful prayers to Bastet, cat goddess of fertility.
I've been making secret offerings and spreading Her name in petition to make my wife thicc and baby crazy, and it's rapidly transforming her into a chubby catgirl waifu (just broke 200 pounds).
Reply with positive intentions or even a simple HAIL BASTET to support this magical effort.
Thank you!
 Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
 Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68 |
Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
Bastet says to GET ON A DIET
i want to frick that cat
HAIL BASTET
your next magic trick will be eating every single life I have created across all realities as they continue to mulitply and exist within you! That's why they call my show Wipeout I mean er- Takeshi's Castle! When your waifu reaches 333 I shall consume her flesh and make her real for you. /X/ marks the spot where I dig my own grave. How many times have I tricked you before, are you still not mad yet? What's the matter big Human baby, gonna cry as I harvest your soul?
Let's get it on!
I don't know what this means but I appreciate your enthusiasm
Hail Bastet and (baby) bump
>plump anubis mommy anon
I have to thank you a ton for your first thread, OP.
I made an offering to Bastet during an incredibly low point asking for help in exiting an abusive relationship.
She was making all sorts of threats and inconsolable, long story short 4 days later she maturely confronts me accepting that it was over and things have been calm since then.
I need to make another offering of gratitude, thinking on this again. Have also gained 10 lbs which am happy about. Everything seems to be looking out for me.
I'm glad things are going well with your wife and hope they continue to do so!
Hail Bastet!
You get it, thank you
Hail Bastet
God I need to frick a lyran
You raped my family Cameron. You will pay with your blood.
God I need to be in a loving relationship with a lyran
same.
Hail Bastet! May soft cuddles and cute tummies abound forever!
Tasteful and anonymous before and after photos? I am happy for both of you.
Make a big family for your big hearts!
Hard to do, too many tattoos
Rest assured of progress, the woman has been housing red meat, fruits and veggies and most of a gallon of ice cream today while fishing for validation and resting in my lap like another housecat.
It's genuinely working, praise Bastet
checked, actually living the dream
Was the change super obvious?
Yes
She's still shapely, but her breasts and ass have blown up, and her belly sticks out. Her face has softened a bit too, verging on a cute second chin
Sorry, I mostly meant before and after invoking Bastet specifically, was there a rapid and noticeable shift? That's amazing though, lucky man
Yes, it's 100% since these invocations and prayers have been made. It's like a switch has been flipped; just this morning she conceded that the women in her family are stout, that she's only gaining weight, and that she's pleased with her appearance. "I don't mind if I'm built like a brick shithouse, I just don't like being winded."
Strongfat tomboy days are here lads.
Absolute unit
Looks fun to tickle?
You frickin' know it does
Mmm, making her squeal, giggle and jiggle while satisfying raw ecstacy, your beloved helplessly quivering, playfully restrained by the surge of tactile sensations.
>undercover Lyran thread
very clever op...
>implying lyran threads are bad
Hush reptile
Sacrifice a cat
dear Bastet
please kill all the israelites
amen
I do not approve of stealth furry threads. Burn in hell asap.
shut up Black person
the abrahamic god doesn't even exist
where is your hell?
following israelites might lead us to hell on Earth
you don't follow israelites do you anon?
jesus is a israelite
muhammad is a israelite
moses is a israelite
hopefully you don't follow any of their lies...
that would be FRICKING moronic anon
Holy shit you’re the schizophrenic from the Elohim thread.
Dude take your meds holy shit.
no.
savage.
like a boss
Reminder: "Furries" are actually an alien psyop to make humans more comfortable with the way they look.
Well it worked so can they abduct me now?
jk... unless?
I'm ready for my abduction by Lyran dommy mommies
Oh frick
Just persuaded her to regularly wear her pendant styled after (and secretly, thoroughly consecrated to) Bastet. This just keeps getting better
Hail Bastet
If I praise her will she wet my pp
Probably not but you can likely petition her to play matchmaker in a similar manner to other dieties
Will she give me a lyran gf?
here u go anon this is the lyranet sigil gl
i wonder what the field effects of inductance would be like in that region.
How do I use lyranet again?
Clear mind, cleanse, barrier up, open intention to connect with only benevolent beings with good intentions as you would define them, open eye meditate into the sigil and call out, pay attention over the next week or so especially during transitional states.
a few months ago i made a ritual that included AnKHA as the fap fuel to manifest more jobs and money, cause i had blown the little i do monthly.
It worked really nice tbh, i made like 600usd in just a couple days afterwards.
Money in exchange for service, and it sounds like you made your client happy with the energy transaction.
Hot.
I've met bastet. She was cool. Explained to me that the reason the egyptians worshipped cats is because of hairballs, and how hairballs are representative of a cosmic process.
Alright, sounds like the cult for me. Where do I start?
I mean outside of... Hail Bastet
get a cat and learn from it
This too, get a cat and be good to it
EerieWeb is good to cats and look at what that's done for our magical influence
Check and check
You know I've never contextualized it that way... but you're definitely not wrong.
>Semen and menstrual blood helps
Fertility goddess, that tracks. Looks like an Icon and a sacred space are my next steps.
Keep an icon of Bastet in your sacred spaces. Burn musky incense, make offerings of butter, milk and fish. Anoint yourself, your partner and the icon with jasmine or rose perfumes. Bastet has stuff going on with the sun and the moon, so incorporate their positions and phases as you see fit.
Semen and menstrual blood helps
I do like cats, praise Bastet, that the feline may endure and be protected.