Not only is the news fake but so is weather

I woke up at like 4:30 and the weather says its been 70 qll morning but i have my window open and theres been a cool breeze its at least 62 or lower this is fake how can it even remain the same temp that long qnd not change 1 degree why are they lying like this? This blows mandela effect away 2

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed the same.
    Forecast for 13 degrees celcius, live feed says it's 14, actual thermometer says it's 9 and I'm putting a sweater on. Late fricking April too. Highly unusual for my country.
    It's because the weather services place their thermometers on concrete, under a big reflective plastic roof, out in the open sun.
    The difference between their measurement and your own ass in the shadow can easily be 5 degrees celcius, and that's with live feeds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still was reading same temp. Do they just blatantly lie to harvest loosh and confuse people. Like planting a seed in their mind idk

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They use weather stations (not as fancy as it sounds) in the middle of town, which is usually warmer than a few miles out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They get wrong about the weather all the time tho too and pretend like they didnt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the idea is that provide a likelihood for, for example, rain. If you search <city> weather on google you'll see it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean walking around, the temperature changes drastically depending on wind at that instant (+ how well surrounding block wind), shadow (+ random clouds), etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few days ago i was trying to take a nap and every time i would start to drift to sleep about 3 or 4 times in a row it would thunder real loud outside my window. After that i thought in my head, "is god trying to get me up or something?" And then it thundered again but it sounded different and weirdly like electric scary kinda so i got up and i had a pretty good meditation and opened my third eye some

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you check to confirm that your local weather matches what your widget says? Maybe the widget is just way off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep many times

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's at 9:16 though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It just rained a lil no prediction for it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah..so you think that means we're in a simulation and everything is fake? Have you considered other possibilities?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No thats not what im saying and yes i have. The weather people are fake its on of the oldest trick in the book village idiot predicts weather and you give him food for making it rain. Its all about appearance

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Zoomer discovers that weather reports aren't particularly accurate MUST BE PARANORMAL!!!!!!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when youre thermometers are surounded by miles of asphalt it seems warmer then it realy is

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can see they constantly change it. One minute they say it will rain the next they change their mind and then when it does or doesn't they immediately revise and pretend they predicted it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No thats not what im saying and yes i have. The weather people are fake its on of the oldest trick in the book village idiot predicts weather and you give him food for making it rain. Its all about appearance

      The atmosphere and the weather are one of the most complicated natural systems that we're aware of, and we'll probably never be able to accurately model or predict it due to the sheer scale of it and the inherent difficulty of observing it.
      All current weather predictions are based off past pressure patterns. Meteorologists look at current radar readings and just kind of guess what's coming next based on what a similar pattern did in the past. Of course that's not going to be reliable and is subject to constant change.
      If you want more accurate local weather readings, go on weather underground and find the nearest instrument station to you.
      Why is this an /x/ thread?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But why did you bump but i sage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they immediately revise and pretend they predicted it
      They do this so you have access to an accurate log of what the weather actually did.

      But why did you bump but i sage

      I forgot herbs, sorry m8.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This blows mandela effect away 2
    Why? According to Mandelagays eggs take longer to boil in water and boiled water cools much more quickly now. Physics can be MEs. I also noticed old Mickey images are way creepier and now he has a circle/hole in his glove.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up you fat American moron.

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