What are the sexual benefits of eating oatmeal every other day?
How are oats good for spirituality & realizing the paranormal?
I like to eat mine with whole milk, iodized salt & maple syrup.
Sometimes cold, in the summer.
Share the mystical knowledge of Oatmeal ITT.
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>you WILL consume the flattened grains
>no whats odixation of internal cell structure
groats not oats okay :DD D
>groats
Yeah, I think I boil those on the stove.
Lying snake.
>This grain sprayed with pesticide is so good and yummy and improves your sex life bro!
K gaygit
I just got 20 grams of protein from the oats alone.
Why are you mad?
Do you prefer defecating only once per week?
...and shat out like 15 grams while absorbing only 5. You're some newbie who just read EerieWeb sticky for the first time and saw a couple of memes about oats.
Nice dunning-kruger bias, dork.
Fiber helps u poop doofus. Cabbage has a ton of fiber ans nearly as much protein as meat
>Oat is rich in antioxidants such as vitamin E, phytic acid, phenolic compounds, flavonoids, sterols, and avenanthramides
>yes stop the odixation
nothing bad will happen!!!
>noo i want my phenols!!!
>i want my flavonoids!!!
>i want my sterols!!!
what, you reduce to a disease ridden husk?? no way!!! cytokines BAD!!! so is cortisol!!! if you feel a heckin' pain KNOCK IT OUT!!! go pfizer!!! Heil Sackler!!!
poopoo peepee
This person is a master at reading disinformation on the internet and copying it to his brain. In about 20 years, there is a very slight chance he will understand the thought of confirmation bias.
They're Russian intelligence or useful idiots.
They unironically increase your odds of developing cancer
oats are anti-inflammatory.
cancer = inflammation.
yumby phytoestrogen sludge
These are educated idiots. You will be eating just meat and wine if you take their advice.
You mystically become a gay
Mature answers only.
You're probably just associating them with semen because they're gloopy and sticky. Tiger penis logic.
I'm the one asking the questions here Tiger Penis.
go ahead and eat your grass seeds goy
I'm the israelite here Tiger Penis.
The high levels of phytic acid in them drains all the important minerals from your body, especially your teeth and gives you teeth cavities and osteoporosis.
>phytic acid
>has potential use in endodontics, adhesive, preventive, and regenerative dentistry, and in improving the characteristics and performance of dental materials.[17][18][19]
Why do they keep telling the opposite of truth?
Phytic acid is healthy. Just don't overdo it, champ.
He thinks oatmeal is as bad for teeth & bones as chewing stale vinegar potato chips and drinking soda every day^
Healthy cholesterol levels
Terrible for your teeth. Phytic acid is not a meme.
There is phytic acid in numerous plants and it is not that abundant in oats.
Besides that, the phytic acid's behavior is dose dependent and no one eats that much oats, that often it would make you sick.
When you lie about phytic acid and tell lies about oats you just makes me learn more.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytic_acid#Food_science
To each their own. I reversed caries without a dentist visit by cutting that and all forms of nuts, legumes, and grains.
Yeah I haven't been to a dentist in a while.
I'm more concerned with my gums from over-flossing and living with bacterial infested slobs but I could use a bit of whitening.
You should try baking the oatmeal and using spices for a savory flavor. Rosemary and Thyme will make it taste a lot like turkey stuffing, and you can easily bake an onion/mushroom/oatmeal savory casserole.
Reminder: the spiritual benefits are found in the herbs and grains in great quantity. it all comes from the Æthyr. you must eat moral food in order to attain great longevity.
also, oats were just about all anyone ever saw St Germain eat.
>they get really mad when you tell them all the vital power is in the fruits, vegetables, grains, mushrooms, spices, and herbs, and that the flesh, blood, and alcohol they've been consuming are spiritually and physically poisonous
there's nothing mystical about it
delicious breakfast though. got me through college
>Clown World has ended
Are you just trying to show off that you've overcome the first world hurdle of eating healthy and getting enough protein ?
I'm sure if you just sleep it off and hydrate yourself you'd feel much better and not crave unhealthy amounts of doughnuts or chocolates.
In Norse mythology, the god Thor was said to consume a meal of oatmeal porridge every morning to gain strength and vitality. This association with strength and sustenance elevated oatmeal to a symbol of power and resilience in Norse folklore. Similarly, in Scottish folklore, oatmeal was considered a staple food, and its preparation was often accompanied by rituals and superstitions. It was believed that spilling oatmeal could bring bad luck, and oatmeal was used in rituals to ward off evil spirits and bring prosperity to households.
In Irish folklore, oatmeal was associated with hospitality and generosity. It was customary to offer oatmeal-based dishes to guests as a symbol of warmth and welcome. Oatmeal was also used in traditional rituals and ceremonies, such as handfasting ceremonies, where it symbolized fertility and abundance. In Welsh mythology, oatmeal was considered a sacred food and was often used in offerings to deities during harvest festivals and religious ceremonies.
In addition to its symbolic significance, oatmeal also played a role in various myths and legends. In some cultures, oatmeal was believed to have protective properties and was used in rituals to ward off illness and misfortune. In other myths, oatmeal was associated with transformation and renewal, often featuring in stories of magical beings and supernatural creatures.
The cultural significance of oatmeal in folklore and mythology reflects its deep-rooted connection to traditions, beliefs, and values across different societies. Its presence in these narratives highlights the enduring importance of oatmeal as a symbol of strength, nourishment, and communal bonds, enriching the tapestry of cultural heritage and storytelling.
>A frogposters off topic thread died for this
What are the spiritual implications of eating human shit, OP?
Spiritual (and physical) parasites
The benefits are excess farts but high muscular potential if you put in effort.
Muh phytic acid