Most based bible translation? Frick that "biblical scholar" rationalism bullshit I wish for clarity into the divine mysteries free of a modernist lens.
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KJV like Terry Davis said
It is absolutely not the KJV the KJV was the first version to call Jesus a israelite and now here we are.
well he was and any bible without the word oracle is satanic like terry said
Jesus was not a israelite. He was Greek.
he was Aramaic from Galilee, moron
He was Greek. So many fricking Galilee to be a carpenter and flowing rivers to live off fish am I right?
Jesus is a mythology
evolution disproved the creation story in the bible
which means Adam & Eve NEVER existed
which means NO original sin
which means jesus NEVER existed
every museum of natural history in the world is a warehouse of evidence proving evolution to be a true fact,
what do religious nuts have?
a dusty old bible written by goat molesters
All gods are mythology
All holy books are fiction
All religions are bullshit
Imagine approaching a book about an Unknowable Force from a purely logical standpoint. You wouldn't be so angry if you weren't defensive about your beliefs.
You want the literal standard version, it replaces what was omitted and mistranslated on purpose.
>these allegories have no soientific bases, it's all fake!
What a dumbass lmaoing at your life
Ah, Mr. Zeitgeist is here to clear up the confusion.
Next you are going to tell us TV is cool, women should have careers, Beyonce is a queen, history is a progress, "if it doesn't hurt anyone it's okay", technology saves lives and Epstein committes suicide.
jesus definitely existed at the very least
>I reject God Almighty because Darwin the serpent said it would taste yummy.
what the frick christians?
More like KHV, amirite fellas?
Strong's Exhaustive Concordance with Hebrew and Greek Lexicon
King James Version with Orthodox israeli Bible
>https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Peter%201%3A19&version=KJV;OJB
in the time of the Mandela Effect Bible changes, id go with the ESV and the NLT.
1989 version of the NRSV.
Literal Standard Version
https://www.lsvbible.com/
https://read.lsvbible.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literal_Standard_Version
The 120-Book Holy Bible and Apocrypha Collection Released
https://www.lsvbible.com/p/the-120-book-holy-bible-and-apocrypha.html
All 39 books of the Old Testament, 27 books of the New Testament, and 54 books of the Apocrypha, Pseudepigrapha, and Apostolic Fathers, all revised and retranslated into a clean, literal, and easy-to-read translation: the complete LSV collection. This is the largest and most comprehensive collection of non-Gnostic Scriptures and apocryphal books ever produced (120 books in total). This substantially exceeds the Catholic Bible (73 books), Ethiopian Bible (81 books), and even the Cepher (87 books).
Includes the Catholic and Orthodox Deuterocanon material, all three of the books of Enoch, Jasher, Jubilees, the Aramaic Book of Giants, the testaments, apocalypses, pseudepigrapha, New Testament-era works, the Apostolic Fathers, and more.
Utilization of the transliterated Tetragrammaton in the Old Testament. All uppercase LORD is used in the New Testament and Apocrypha when a reference to YHWH is likely.
A comparison of The 120-Book Holy Bible and Apocrypha Collection with the Protocanon (66 books, consisting of the Tanakh/Old Testament and the New Testament), the Catholic Bible (73 books), the Orthodox Bible (76–78 books), the Ethiopian Bible (81 books), and the Cepher (87 books, although it has the additions to Daniel and the Epistle of Jeremiah as separate books, so it is closer to 83 books).
Berean
Leo Tolstoy translated the Gospel and arranged them to read chronologically like a story. I found myself thinking. "What, they never said that in the Bible," checking the passage with king James and realizing I just never understood it in context.
The Hebrew version, the first passage of Bereshit alone references sacred geometry, the first 82 digits of pi, and that's just scratching the surface.
Isaac Newton supposedly could only calculate 15 digits of pi.
yeah what about the second passage you fricking pretentious dickhead
I don't know you'd have to read it for yourself dum dum. How am I pretentious when I could explain in detail how the first passage corresponds to the first 628 digits of pi?
learn greek and hebrew, it's not that hard. hebrew isn't even necessary because the hebrew text was a null-factor for the majority of church history (excluding figures like Jerome and Origen who were basically scholars not laity). the septuagint will get you a perfectly good understanding of the OT. get the grammar 'reading koine greek' by decker, the bdag lexicon, rahlfs' 'septuaginta' and 'the greek new testament according to the majority text'.
NO FOREIGN MUMBO JUMBO ITS ONLY JESUS IN THE ORIGINAL ENGLISH!
https://scroll.bibletraditions.org/bible/Gn/1
This website contains parallel translations of the Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and Latin scriptures.
NWT
I might write one.
Thinking of divining God and rewriting the whole fricking thing.
I'm bored and don't give a shit. If God intends me not to do it, I won't do it, but this whole "this Bible's better than that Bible" shit pisses me off.
Call it recalcitrance, whatever.
King James is like a Beethoven Symphony to the ears
It is the cadence and language of the KJV which has most influenced our culture.
for these 2 reasons it is obviously the best in English, though there are many reasons to pull out others. I also have Tyndale's New Testament (because Shakespeare read from it and was influenced by it) and a JPS Tanakh translation for sticky OT reading.
This ancient mystical tradition of the Hebrews possessed three literatures: the Books of the Law and the Prophets, which are known to us as the Old Testament; the Talmud, or collection of learned commentaries thereon; and the Qabalah, or mystical interpretation thereof. Of these three the ancient Rabbis say that the first is the body of the tradition, the second its rational soul, and the third its immortal spirit. Ignorant men may with profit read the first; learned men study the second; but the wise meditate upon the third. It is a strange thing that Christian exegesis has never sought the keys to the Old Testament in the Qabalah.
the torah was unfolded, not written, therefore it will survive the slow creep of the loom effect. slowly though, everything that came after will give way to so many changes that everyone will be confused as to what was even written in the first place.
Germany had a combined Catholic-Lutheran translation project that involved experts working on the oldest source materials that were archaeolically available from all German speaking countries (including language minorities like the German speaking Belgians). It was called "Einheitsübersetzung" or "unified translation". The publisher Herder printed a heavily indexed and cross-referenced with a great appendix that included historical maps of the regions and information about Biblical times, like how much a shekel weighed, how long a cubit was etc. etc.
It's not in English, but I can recommend it.
Basically frick Timothy and anything he ever touched.
Constantine and Paul are cool tho.
Probably go for Orthodox Study Bible, and skip old testament, that shit is just a boring filter to deter people from reaching enlightenment. It's just full of foreskins and weird nonsensical poxes and moral stories that make no sense and are nonsensical and don't make any sense. Frick the demiurge and frick the old testament.
I only frick with new testament. Jesus is my boi
LITERAL
STANDARD
VERSION
here
The Jerusalem Bible or The Christogenea Bible for the NT
https://www.amazon.com/Jerusalem-Bible-Alexander-Jones/dp/0385011563/
https://christogenea.com/store/christogenea-new-testament-softcover
Then get the EASTERN Orthodox for the Old Testament.
https://www.amazon.com/EOB-Orthodox-Testament-Patriarchal-extensive/dp/148191765X/
and some videos you(as a christian) need in relation to islam, so as to not commit the sin of believing their god to be your God
1611 KJV ONLY
Memes aside reading the Septuagint in Greek means you are reading the oldest biblical texts in existence aside from some fragments of the dead sea scrolls