masturbation is harmful

but not for the reason you guys think — it's because you guys are literally fricking your hands,,not the fact that you're wasting sperm — kind of sinistrous tbh
Real clever boys simply just roll their fluffy duvet into the shape of a butt, edge on it, and then finally eject their boymilk in that would-be butt after 5 hours

>You don't get so-called 'post nut bad luck' if you dont frick your own bodyparts

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "don't frick where you sleep" is a saying for a reason, anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i think you mean dont shit where you eat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't shit where you sleep and don't frick where you eat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i always thought it was "don't frick while you shit"

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many trickles down from every human?
    It is a very seedy Earth.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is a duvet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's kinda like a light sweater.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to let you know that I read this in Agiri's voice and I got a boner

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And after it accumulates enough stem cells from sperm, it turns into a real portable butt.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and you still believe that people must hate you because their normalBlack person ape brains are intimidated by moe

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