Is it possible to bribe angels?
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"Is it possible to bribe spiritual beings that are suppose to be morally good?"
Let's put on our thinking caps
some do sell themselves out just find one lacking a little integrity lol
What you call Angel I call it simply : intuition.
If it will lead to a morally good outcome perhaps?
Imagine allowing a demon to bribe you, knowing it is the only way the demon will trust you and this trust will lead to its enlightenment.
Demons are physically incapable of positive emotions like trust. They might tolerate you. You can't enlighten them, and they don't want to be enlightened. They already know much more than you. Which is what makes them so evil, that they know better.
You are closeminded and incapable of the truest compassion towards demons. A fearful mentality but I am glad you exist all the same.
Demons are cucks. All the ones I've met act high and mighty but are actually just shills
They are complete cowards
No.
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>but do you have any OC
>That pic
Source?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=jessie_%28veyonis%29&z=1
>danbooru donmai
truly a man of culture among us
Thanks for leading me to discover a webcomic about tall girls.
173cm is not even tall.
Mindrape pedophile comic.
YES
How
No. What the frick could you bribe them to do? Why would you need to? You're you're higher on the hierarchy than them anon, angels serve humans. If you ask an angel to do something, and it fulfills the will of The Lord, they'll just do it. Sometimes instantly.
I asked God to give me strength (going through some shit) and I woke up today, opened my tarot case, and Strength was right on top flipped around
funny
Stop doing divination. That was a demon trying to enable you. God will not do anymore for you until you stop fricking around with the occult.
Since always. They're our helpers and protectors, they aren't shady back alley dealers that you have to pay for service from. Their entire existence is dedicated to God primarily, us secondarily, and nothing else.
Does it matter? My point is that angels will do things for you if you don't ask them to do stupid shit. It just so happens, the majority of people want stupid shit, so nothing happens. It doesn't help that 90% of this board is like the anon who thinks he can use tarot cards and ask for favors from God at the same time. They have a cursory understanding of spiritual matters, being that the spiritual world exists at all, but beyond that there's nothing. They don't know the rules and end up sabotaging themselves.
You're not my dad
No, I'm not. I'm just honest. You're never going to be given anything by God if you don't at least try to do the things he wants you to. Divination is explicitly forbidden. From experience, it's harder to quit than you'd think, so I don't blame you. Very tempting to try and look behind the scenes. But there's nothing behind that curtain besides random demons making informed guesses or fricking with you. Just know that if you want God's assistance, the divination has to stop, or at the very least try to keep it at a minimum.
God offers no assistance.
Only hardship & challenges that make boys into men.
That's just straight up not true. Is this bait?
The more empathetic you are towards them, the more they hate you. They hate themselves too, so they have nothing but contempt for someone foolish or kind enough to try and love them. They are everything bad, and experience exclusively bad emotions. Constantly. Including self loathing. Try to tell someone who utterly despises themselves that you love them, and watch how they sneer at you in disgust. No, you cannot fix them.
Wouldn't a demon hating itself be a positive emotion for it to have?
No. It isn't constructive. They don't examine themselves and think
>Hm. I'm bad. I should change.
They think
>Hm. I'm bad. I am outside of God's grace. That's bad. I'm bad. I am outside of God's grace. That's bad. I'm bad. I am outside of God's grace. That's bad.
Then they writhe in agony and try to think of some way to share that agony with humans. Demons torture one another too, and themselves. They seethe with hatred, sadness, and cruelty. They are fundamentally psychotic and mentally destroyed.
>That's just straight up not true. Is this bait?
It is true.
Forbidden by the abrahamic god.
Now convince me the abrahamic god is more than just a desert egregore gone amok and maybe I'll begin to worry about any of those rules. Until then, I'm gonna keep fricking around until I find out for myself.
If he wants you, he'll get you. I can't convince you of anything you don't want to know.
duh
A person who actually understands spirituality?
On /x/? Nah im skippin
Divination weakens the mind. se to do it. You might feel spiritually superior but it's just an illusion..
Leviticus 19:26 "Do not practice divination or seek omens."
Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations, the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
>Stop doing divination. That was a demon trying to enable you. God will not do anymore for you until you stop fricking around with the occult.
Please. The Bible is based on the occult.
>higher on the hierarchy than them
since when?
since last thursday
>angels serve humans
higher beings serve more than just humans.
>If you ask an angel to do something, and it fulfills the will of The Lord, they'll just do it. Sometimes instantly.
True but would this not also hold for you? To see a course of action, be certain that it is right and falls in line with the objectives of the team and not act would be folly.
angels are incapable of following their instruction from god
not following*
Then how did Lucifer fall?
Lucifer was given a choice, he didn't disobey an order.
He stepped on a banana peel.
No, but you can shame them into oblivion.
what's picrel process called? is someone trying to prostitute her up or what?
>can you make a deal with an automaton
Only a pedophile or a really shitty, creepy father would give you stuff like that.
You only take it until you realize you don't love him, he doesn't love you.
"BUT I BOUGHT YOU ALL THOSE CIGARETTES I BOUGHT YOUR LOVE"
Entitled fricktard logic.
Girls should play with samurai swords and archery.
Real angels don't need to be trained on how to use a service weapon
okay but what would an angel even want?
probably not but if i had an angel wife i would absolutely cleanse her heavenly body in a bunny suit if you get what im saying
>f you get what im saying
What are you saying.
What could human being possibly offer to an eternal angel who serves God who created everything and is the utmost source of All Things?
according to the Book of Enoch?
pussy
just pussy? bussy isnt an option?
raziel please let me know how to deal with these morons
>Is it possible to bribe angels?
Is this serious?
Only the fallen ones and it will cost your soul, so up to you!
>if you help me do this I'll ...
>give to charity and help others
>>ok but don't tell my boss
>give to organizations that run tax evasion rackets only to fund some far off massacre in the name of helping poor countries
nah
I have legit never seen any charity that isn't some greedy shady entity with ulterior motives
it's the thought that counts
>prostitution
Absolutely based fetish.
>angel prostitution
write a hentai get them japs on the phone
nope, the way you get something from angels is by improving oneself - sacrificing a bad habit
NO!!!
Correct, angels are just invisible robots, they can't be bribed because they have no individual thoughts or will to act on those ideas.
So how did the angels rebel?
Maybe some gigantic butthole convinced them they had free will to rebel against god as a false claim???
*cough*
They didn't, that would require the ability to be delusional.
Since there are such things as Fallen Angels, then logically angels are capable of falling.
The ones who are currently not fallen have passed the test by not following Satan, so they are less likely to fall, but the above shows they have free will, temptation, etc. and there's no reason to think that just goes away no matter how many times they may remain righteous in the face of temptation.
love is love bros
give and receive
angels love that shit