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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can lick your own brain?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      somebody drilled a hole in the top of your head and now theyre peeing through it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        :[

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no he is a evil shill trying to get you morons to swallow your tongue and die. These type of threads should be deleted.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The israelites are shidding and pissing themselves right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take a tweezer and pull a couple nose hairs to sneeze real good

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mewing made me RAWR. A guerilla path to tantra helped too, though I was led to do that unconsciously from my higher self and I'm not sure it could be replicated from the conscious mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick does Bowie have to do with mewing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon bloodlines awaken though connection to the black sun of awakening, Sirius. An expanding left pupil (tied to right hemisphere) is a symptom of this. Shit like GATE and vaccines were psy ops to suppress them, but they can't stop the coming storm.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And the mental healthcare system. Don't forget about that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ya. Psychiatry is straight evil. Every doctor that prescribed children Adderall should eat the fricking gun and be buried face down, and I'm off ssri's for like 5 years now and still side effects. They've also inserted narcissists (demon hive mind puppets) into our lives as romantic partners to make us lose all trust in the opposite sex. Evil is as clever as it is gay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Something that ((they)) can't hide. And if they want to run away from it forever they can go right ahead.
            I'm calling the gays out. What can I say?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And the mental healthcare system. Don't forget about that.

          What I mean is they are sadists. They basically tortured all of these people and convinced them that they weren't shit and will never be shit and there's nothing special about them and they're just fricking crazy.
          Frick those motherfrickers up their stupid buttholes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you're fun. But gimmicks like brain fellatio don't achieve the Eye, genuine possession by a higher vibrating entity into one half of the brain does.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What else do you know about this? Would you undergo this process or is it the bad kind of possession? Are the entities drawn to one side of the brain over another? Does the subject have a choice? Is it based on which side is less dominant? What's stopping both sides from being possessed?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Less knowledge of a wizard more wisdom of a sorcerer. Yes, all possession has major drawbacks but higher beings fetter to the upper chakras, high risk high reward. Depends on the human's sex and the nature of each entity and their objectives. Even drug addicts have a choice not to smoke meth and invoke lower beings into themselves. It's not that they're confined to one side, their taking of the eye is symbolic of their occupying half of your windows to your soul, by then they've access to your entire nervous system because they've taught you how to rewire it yourself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've had conversations with entities who have told me higher beings rarely show themselves to us due to the 'density' of this dimension, and it's gross and difficult for them to show up here. Any insight into that aspect of Malkuth?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would say Malkuth is the playground of all spirits and that true energetic beings are fascinated by it. But they are not bound to some inter-dimension nor do they require sustenance from ours like more common entities. They come when required and the practice of requesting them has fallen dangerously out of sorts on this rock.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dangerously out of sorts
            Do you mean we're not requesting their assistence enough because we've forgotten how to do it, or do you mean they're being over-requested for frivilous things they shouldn't be getting bothered for?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grimes is that you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to find logic in a schizophrenic infographic

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not master khecari, and I have wrinkles and grey hairs71 ; it is possible that I will
    not master it in this life time, I do not know and this bear no importance to me. At the
    time of writing these words (2016) I think to have just completed the third stage of khecari,
    and I am aware that this is not the end of the story. To continue the ascension I have
    to pull further my tongue by dohan kriya. Once the tongue is long enough and the tip is
    thinned enough to be able to enter the nasal cavities it will be possible to reach the top of
    the nasopharynx at the bottom of the nasal cavity. In that case one will be higher than the
    sella turcica and will arrive at the level of the cribliform plate of the ethmoid through which
    is passing the olfactive nerve. It is interesting to note that the olfactive nerve has several
    peculiar characteristics, between other things its neurones are able to regenerate themselves.
    It is the only nerve connecting directly the exterior of the body (air in the nasal cavity) to
    the encephalon, and in particular to one specific part of the brain. My friend Danielle, yogini
    osteopath, explained me this but I cannot say more on the subject because they are realities
    I did not experience personally.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bandhamrityur, the death link In sanskrit the tongue’s frenum is called bandhamri-
      tyur, litterally the bond (bandham) of death (mrityur )72 . Interesting: the frenum would be
      existing to bond us with death ? getting rid of the frenum, entering khecari, would make us
      able to free ourselves from death ? Is it necessary to get rid of the frenum to enter khecari ?
      Is this practice, between others, one of the ways to exit samsara ? Reading the Khecarividya
      can help us finding some of these answers.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like if I actually seriously attempted this I would choke on my own tongue and panic and end up not being able to put my tongue back where it was and just end up giving myself brain damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you do spinal breathing to avoid that happening.

      I do not master khecari, and I have wrinkles and grey hairs71 ; it is possible that I will
      not master it in this life time, I do not know and this bear no importance to me. At the
      time of writing these words (2016) I think to have just completed the third stage of khecari,
      and I am aware that this is not the end of the story. To continue the ascension I have
      to pull further my tongue by dohan kriya. Once the tongue is long enough and the tip is
      thinned enough to be able to enter the nasal cavities it will be possible to reach the top of
      the nasopharynx at the bottom of the nasal cavity. In that case one will be higher than the
      sella turcica and will arrive at the level of the cribliform plate of the ethmoid through which
      is passing the olfactive nerve. It is interesting to note that the olfactive nerve has several
      peculiar characteristics, between other things its neurones are able to regenerate themselves.
      It is the only nerve connecting directly the exterior of the body (air in the nasal cavity) to
      the encephalon, and in particular to one specific part of the brain. My friend Danielle, yogini
      osteopath, explained me this but I cannot say more on the subject because they are realities
      I did not experience personally.

      Krishna teaches however far we get in this life-time, we'll be able to pick up where we left off in the next

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your supposed to curl your tongue to the roof of your mouth during meditation breathing to join the meridian points. Now you know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My tongue is always swollen so that I talk like a moron and have a scalloped tongue.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More LIGHT yeah it's not like I need grounding or anything uwu

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based khechari mudra poster, reminding me to do my talabya kriyas.
    Does anyone know if there's a backup of APYoga.com anywhere?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow I'm fricking moronic: https://aypsite.org/

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Khecari mudra itself begins when the transformed tongue curls back as in nabho mudra, but is now able to slide its way up behind the soft palate. At this point, it locates a juncture of bone on the underside of the skull. This is referred to as the “Gate of Brahma” in the Yogakundali Upanishad, and it is said that “even the Devas (Gods) are unable to open it.” In other texts it is referred to as the “tenth gate.” What now happens is that the elongated and strengthened tongue begins to apply extreme pressure to this juncture, and literally breaks it open. When this occurs, the tongue is then able to slide up into the cranial cavity and actually begin to apply direct pressure upon various parts of the brain. Upon completion of khecari mudra, there follows a process called “melana” or “maithuna” which is one of the most closely kept secrets of Yoga."

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's actually a really impressive ms paint now that I look closely at it. redpill me on the anterior fontanelle

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, you want me to drink my own piss, op?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /Mewing General/?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bye bye

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Eddy 7 mile o.g.

    Who in frick iz yew man

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