I love having my heart at the center of my chest

I love having my heart at the center of my chest

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love having my kidneys protected by my ribcage. It's almost as if it's getting closer to being back the way its supposed to be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      What is happening ? I need to find anatomy books to check before they put completely on the right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      What is happening ? I need to find anatomy books to check before they put completely on the right

      https://i.imgur.com/Zkl9Wgs.png

      The heart isn't "at the center", it's tilted.
      But I do love that South America is South East America

      Add heart failure and kidney failure to the list of things the Farm has "corrected".

      https://i.imgur.com/umg1UGH.png

      Also notice all the crappy CGI images are center based but all the drawn/historic ones are more left leaning.

      https://i.imgur.com/XirpYZT.png

      Farm is damn scared of my observation on the difference between CGI and drawn.

      Quack reporting in with an actual medical explanation:
      The Human heart gradually aligns and shifts more into the middle of your chest in response to pro-longed, constant, anxiety. Most everyone has a center-aligned heart since 2009-2010 due to mobile phone bullshit. Our hearts are naturally somewhat centered due how it synergizes with our lungs and allows us to jog/run marathon as a stamina animal, so this could be a jerry-rigged fix to extend efficiency.
      This started happening on a much wider/global scale after the 30's or 40's. "That's fricking bullshit", the pledge of allegiance was invented in like 1889 or something, but didn't become public school core until the 40's. When you place your hand on your chest the heart used to be located there, and still is when you're a child, but shifts as you grow older and more worn down.

      Tldr; it's a recent epigenetic change.

      >What about kidneys?

      That's from sitting. We sit too much.
      "That's also fricking bullshit" - You're built to stand, or lay down, for long periods of time and not to sit constantly. When you sit too much it causes a buildup of fluid and shifts your weight in such a way that your body has to raise your kidneys so you'll drain properly and it can keep filtering out fluid, gunk, etc... I can't remember what the physics term for this is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks i didn't know my phone moved my most critical organ without me noticing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't on its own. The Quack is connecting smartphones with unnatural over-exposure to anxiety inducing experiences.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            Quack reporting in with an actual medical explanation:
            The Human heart gradually aligns and shifts more into the middle of your chest in response to pro-longed, constant, anxiety. Most everyone has a center-aligned heart since 2009-2010 due to mobile phone bullshit. Our hearts are naturally somewhat centered due how it synergizes with our lungs and allows us to jog/run marathon as a stamina animal, so this could be a jerry-rigged fix to extend efficiency.
            This started happening on a much wider/global scale after the 30's or 40's. "That's fricking bullshit", the pledge of allegiance was invented in like 1889 or something, but didn't become public school core until the 40's. When you place your hand on your chest the heart used to be located there, and still is when you're a child, but shifts as you grow older and more worn down.

            Tldr; it's a recent epigenetic change.

            >What about kidneys?

            That's from sitting. We sit too much.
            "That's also fricking bullshit" - You're built to stand, or lay down, for long periods of time and not to sit constantly. When you sit too much it causes a buildup of fluid and shifts your weight in such a way that your body has to raise your kidneys so you'll drain properly and it can keep filtering out fluid, gunk, etc... I can't remember what the physics term for this is.

            >due to mobile phone bullshit
            Careful, if you get too verbose with your scientific terms, laymen might not understand.

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            Dat LARP. Jumping realities. An actual sensible explanation was already provided:
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            https://i.imgur.com/PeRbQ4G.jpeg

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            It's so clear that you aren't from here. Go back.

            Can u explain how my phone managed to move the heart of tribal people with no connection to modern society?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >due to mobile phone bullshit
        Careful, if you get too verbose with your scientific terms, laymen might not understand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Check'd, thanks doc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for informative post, anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that explains movement on the scale of a millimeter or two, when the shift was in centimeters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cattle reporting in to moo aggressively on behalf of the Farm.

        Twist and distort cattle. Being outside of the Farm doesn't make you free from it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      timelines keep getting better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing new. You just failed 2nd grade biology.
      The heart has always been in the middle. Where else would it be?

      Why do you think when your kidneys fail you get pain in your back? That's where they're located.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m from the heart in the left timeline. I Used to like hitting people in the kidneys.

    Also elephants were blue and donkeys were red.

    Eye bones are pretty sus.

    do you think this will help humanity when I have you by the neck? Only the fool would try to increase mortality in vain Dr God-Particle

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The heart isn't "at the center", it's tilted.
    But I do love that South America is South East America

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember learning that the Kidney were in the lower position back in 2014, when I learnt the 'Inner Smile's meditation.

    It's all changed now. Every book.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Add heart failure and kidney failure to the list of things the Farm has "corrected".

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also notice all the crappy CGI images are center based but all the drawn/historic ones are more left leaning.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Farm is damn scared of my observation on the difference between CGI and drawn.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heart chakra is middle actual physical heart is slightly left in most people. Some people also have a condition where their heart is on the right side

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >'...heart at the centre...'
    >picture shows heart slightly to the left
    Nuance goes wooooosh

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My heart sins against me every time it beats for it keeps me bound to my flesh and my ghost wants out. Frick the heart and its abominable lustful or violent thoughts and this human body doesn't deserve to be the temple of the holy ghost FRICK THE POTTER WHO KNITTS IMPERFECTIONS IN THE WOMB.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just going to finally ask this: are people anywhere IRL actually saying the heart is at the center now? The only place I have ever heard anyone make this claim is on /x/, and it's always just to point how weird it is because it's supposed to be left-of-center, whereas outside of /x/, everyone just kind of knows it's left-of-center and no one seems to claim otherwise. I can feel my chest right now, it's clearly on the fricking left, same as it's always been. Is this just like a Perfection Girl-style meme where anons pretend to believe something they know is fake as a joke that I missed the origin of?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are people anywhere IRL actually saying the heart is at the center now?
      Yes, it's not fully aligned but roughly so, usually with some valves a bit to the left.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It used to be like this: put your fist in the center of your chest, where the fist ends on the left side your heart starts.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I jumped into this reality about a year ago. Really freaked me out when I put my hand on my chest and my heart beat was more center and less easy to feel. Some other changes were made in the programming or this is a new place, I don’t know. It’s still sort of shit. I think the world I first remember was pretty good though. It was a time of wealth and that’s all gone now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      timelines keep getting better

      Dat LARP. Jumping realities. An actual sensible explanation was already provided:

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]

      Quack reporting in with an actual medical explanation:
      The Human heart gradually aligns and shifts more into the middle of your chest in response to pro-longed, constant, anxiety. Most everyone has a center-aligned heart since 2009-2010 due to mobile phone bullshit. Our hearts are naturally somewhat centered due how it synergizes with our lungs and allows us to jog/run marathon as a stamina animal, so this could be a jerry-rigged fix to extend efficiency.
      This started happening on a much wider/global scale after the 30's or 40's. "That's fricking bullshit", the pledge of allegiance was invented in like 1889 or something, but didn't become public school core until the 40's. When you place your hand on your chest the heart used to be located there, and still is when you're a child, but shifts as you grow older and more worn down.

      Tldr; it's a recent epigenetic change.

      >What about kidneys?

      That's from sitting. We sit too much.
      "That's also fricking bullshit" - You're built to stand, or lay down, for long periods of time and not to sit constantly. When you sit too much it causes a buildup of fluid and shifts your weight in such a way that your body has to raise your kidneys so you'll drain properly and it can keep filtering out fluid, gunk, etc... I can't remember what the physics term for this is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course my phone moved my heart. That makes perfect sense anon. Thank you for telling me that I didn’t experience what I experienced.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It didn't. And no one claimed the device itself did. Now, read the post again and try to not come off as complete shit for brains. Should you fail again, reapply for elementary school seeking training in reading comprehension.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Keep mooing aggressively cattle.

            Your shitty cattle simulation is falling apart like your shitty arguments.

            Budget cuts again? Moooo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cattle reporting in to moo aggressively on behalf of the Farm.

            Twist and distort cattle. Being outside of the Farm doesn't make you free from it.

            >'...heart at the centre...'
            >picture shows heart slightly to the left
            Nuance goes wooooosh

            It doesn't on its own. The Quack is connecting smartphones with unnatural over-exposure to anxiety inducing experiences.

            Add heart failure and kidney failure to the list of things the Farm has "corrected".

            It's so clear that you aren't from here. Go back.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I think a double barreled shotgun to the chest would be the best way to kill myself since even if someone responded fast enough to stop the bleeding they'll never be able to resuscitate a blown out heart and lungs

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heart having center at the love of my chest

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

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