I live alone, I cooked a pizza in the oven, placed it on the counter and cut it up, and then went downstairs for like 2 minutes to take a piss, when I came back up it was completely gone, and I'm not saying it's just gone, every fricking spec is gone, every crumb, there is no proof that a pizza was even there other than half a pepperoni stuck to the pizza cutter, what the frick happened? Did anyone else experience something like this a few minutes ago??
Pizza snatchers are real from deviant dimension are pretty real. You should put some charcoal on your floor
Wtf? Silent Hill?
Have you noticed that you go through food quicker? Today's economic conditions have made it tough for the former home owners and they moved back in without you knowing. If not them, its some other rando stealth bum. Set up a spy cam next time you cook a pizza.
I don't even think there is an area in the entire house where someone could even hide, I don't have an attic and the house is relatively small, also to the last reply, I don't think there's any way I could prove it since any evidence there was AKA the pizza I made, is completely gone
Not pizza, but other objects - yes. Had items disappearing into thin air and reappearing after a while. A pair of scissors disappeared from their usual place in the drawer just to reappear two month later in the same drawer. A necklace vanished from the desk next to my bed to reappear half a year later on the same desk where I left it. I think it happens to a lot of people, they just don't pay attention enough to notice
Someone might be living in your attic
You are either
>losing time, something is wrong with your brain
or, much more likely like someone else suggested
>someone is living in your house
carbon monoxide could be the culprit, or memengwesi, ask out loud for the pizza back or show acknowledgement that you know they ate it, and it's fine, but that you need to eat as well. They'll probably bake a pizza in the night.
>carbon monoxide
Yeah op this sounds concerningly like that, check your house's levels.
Do you have any pets?
A cat but I don't think a small cat could turn the entirety of a pizza into nothing and leave no mess in 2 minutes, also I seen him when I went downstairs
Well that's clever, yeah check that shit man. But also
HA. The cat didn't eat your pizza, He might have pulled it off somewhere and hid it.
Check around and see if there is any grease, feel with your fingers man.
The cat couldn't have dragged it off slice by slice in that short of an amount of time, the floor has no sign of pizza on it and I even smelled my cat's breath just in case it somehow happened, nothing.
Funniest thread on /x/ right now,
Smelling the cats breath
Not me personally, but my mom dealt with losing random shit inexplicably all the time. I recall once her keys just up and vanished for a few days. One night she went out into the kitchen and her keys were just lying on the floor. There was no way either of us could miss it either.
Sounds like you have a squatter in the house. Also I don't believe you.
Gnomes
This gnome just flew over my house.
I love the circle around him in case you missed it.
is that the real cat pic?
I wish
the cat ate it
Dont believe his lies
for people that havent watched Memento yet this guy suffer of mental gaps
I don't even think I could eat a pizza in 2 minutes
He's implying that it was longer than 2 minutes and you didn't know because you are having an issue. Had you actually looked at the clock in this time or are you assuming it was 2 minutes because it felt like it?
I mean I went and took a piss, couldn't have taken that long
If you had a frickin seizure or something and it wiped your memory it could have been a whole lot longer than you perceived fren.
My friend was in the basement smoking g weed with his buddy and they heard the microwave which was strange, since his family was out. They went upstairs and it smelled like someone nuked a pogo but there was nothing. Your interesting story reminds me of his.
Also, my friend whose a witch visited him after because he was psyched out. I was with him, and right off HR pointed out that the pen tag fans he drew all over the walls of.his basement would function as a makeshift gateway. He was a tagger and had been practicing. My friend was like "duh no shit things are happening, if you put pen tag rams and signals all over your wall."
You've got raccoons living in your walls or attic or something.
Probably the vagrant living in your attic. Poison the pizza next time.
THE BROWNIES DUN IT
see a shrink
You have a crackhead/homeless person problem, OP.
They probably have to listen to you shit.
Possibility 1: Pizza got stolen very mundanely by someone - was the oven even warm?
Possibility 2: You already ate the Pizza but you were distracted and you simply forgot you put it in your mouth - start eating at a table no distractions
Possibility 3: you went through making Pizza in your head but actually didn't - cut the Weed
Possibility 4: Pizza is your personal Mandela effect. Welcome immigrant.
Does it really matter? I'm sure you can get another pizza. This sort of thing doesn't happen twice so just roll with the punches.