Hermes Trismegistus

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a real homie i think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay cope

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the real homie

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never had the pleasure of meeting the man. therefore my opinion would be pretty worthless

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 times the greatest

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The G.O.A.T cubed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, moron. Thrice, not cubed.
      >Three times
      a + a + a = b
      a • 3 = b
      >Cubed
      a • a • a = b
      a3 = b

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a^3*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hwaht

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely met the Vodoriga

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A filthy israelite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro wtf. How?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Late stage brainrot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Epiphany

      Blow his stinking khazar israelite head off!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Cult of Passion

    >Opinions?
    No, just the facts.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoth?

    The first month of the ancient Egyptian calendar which is the start of Nile flood season was his, and the first day falls on our September 11th. So 9/11/2001 was the first day of the new Millennium for those that follow the ancient calendar. Good time to roll out the New World Order. You can find news articles where Ethiopian Coptics celebrated the new millennium on 9/11/2007 since they disagree on what year it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Thoth. Seeing him in a vision a while ago felt kind of homey. Like going back to your alma mater.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hermes is Mercury is Thoth is Quetzalcoatl

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A homie of Moses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie he is moses

      The story is that Hermes came down with the Emerald Tablet of Enlightenment but saw the state of the humans and broke the plates, thus returning with the 10 commandments.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where did you hear this mein homie? I had heard in those times as in times of now there are tablets of wisdom hidden on mountains.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Moses, like Hermes, was the messenger of God

          "And the Lord said unto Moses, See, I have made thee like a god to Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet."
          Exodus 7:1

          https://www.thetorah.com/article/a-not-quite-mortal-moses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is 7 not just a part of 4?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4 is a part of 7.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thrice-great one provides the key to all mysteries.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An amalgamation of the greatest beings to help humanity. An illuminating presence. He’s like Obi Wan Kenobi.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the picrel mean that Hermes Trismegistus doesn't take up arms and is against war?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely said some words

    • 3 weeks ago
      Epiphany

      By God You did it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am but a blind cat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Epiphany

          Into the box you go kitty. Muahahaha

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >oh hey look an opportunity for violence

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up about cats for once you troony homosexuals. Nobody likes you except the other fart huffing twitter pedos invading this site like yourself. Get hanged you fricking freak loser. You and your kind have amounted to nothing in life but degeneracy, and reject all attempts from others to help you come back to normalcy. You don't deserve enablement and for others to be cushy and just as spoiled and gay in reply to you. Stop larping like a special little Black person. You're the slime of the Earth and you are useless in terms of societal benefit. Worthless nothing. Waste of space. Get real or just die already. Veiling your personality with cat memes just makes it more annoying and obvious to fricking everyone outside of your circle of homosexuals. You're not a cat you're probably some emaciated slavic or israeli man in ohio who posts his butthole on /b/ biweekly. I hope God gives you a stroke before you turn 40.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy butthurt batman someone sure forgot to take their anti-psychosis meds

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, he's right

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ever hear the phrase, "Even a blind cat finds food now and then"? That's what I was referring to. I'm not saying I'm a literal feline you hypersensitive twat.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cats are cute

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Promo's fricking good brother

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The least paranoid and most honest religion

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trap for idiots who think they're gnostic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hermeticism is not Gnostic.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A super fun phrase to say, probably my favorite, " Trismegistus " just rolls off the tongue.

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