Got peaches?

In every movie set in the post-apocalypse, sugared peaches are the food of the people who are still doing reasonably well.

Coincidence?

You can watch any movie of this type. The happy protagonists have sugared canned peaches. Every time.

You are better prepared for it.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am never eating sugar again. I am close to flushing out excess sugar out of my body soon. Just another bottle of what should do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is not a wise decision. Your brain metabolism is based on carbohydrates. You literally go insane when you deprive your brain of sugar. Your brain doesn't crave it for no reason. Sugar made the human brain great. They pumped so much sugar into your people, especially the children, when they needed brain power to create slave machines to cynically replace the human slave laborers and now that they no longer need the human slaves, they tell you sugar is toxic and take the sugar out of all industrial foods while humanity becomes increasingly stupid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you don't have sugar in your diet your body can create keytones to fuel the brain, or it can convert dietary protein to glucose. you crave that shit because it's super easy to store it as excess body fat to enable you to make it through winter. Foods with fast carbs were rare in nature and were very seasonal.

        we aren't currently going to die from starvation in winter, to the best of my understanding

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried the keto diet?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes and lost 140 lbs in 2 years. did not go insane

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >whoa dude the deprivation of sugar made me THIN, it CAN only be GOOD!

            t.idiot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can get glucose from eating healthy foods and function normally , eating processed sugar will destroy your brain and make your body more prone to cancer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, the hunan being is made for grabbing fruit. That is where the carving for sugar comes from in human bodies, especially in children. They lack fruit, so they long for sugar, cause their brains are growing still.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know anon. They say our food is such shit, yet we have a longer average life expectancy than at any time since Noah lived 900 years. You get what I'm saying. The proof is in the death certificates. We're living twice as long as people did at the dawn of the 20th century. With all the obesity and diabetes and cancer, we still have them beat by miles. I know the food should theoretically be shit, but if it is, why is it not showing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You go insane when you deprive your brain of fats. sometimes it is called rabbit fever, because in some parts of the world wild game don't have enough fat to sustain you through the winter once harvested. This is why you need to consume the brains of the rabbit, unless you are getting fats somewhere else in your diet. There are people who go years without sugar on the carnivore diet. They don't go insane. animal and fish fats are primo. Angus fat is loaded with pre digested micro nutrients that you absorb better(cows how multiple stomachs digesting nutrients and store them in their fat, like vit K, rendering their Uptake for humans perfect). A big reason so many westerners are overly hungry and eating access carbs and sugars is because they are starved of good fats and micro nutrients.

        carbs, and sugars are not necessary. At all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sugars are not necessary

          That is one of the dumbest comments I have ever read on an image board, well done. Carbohydrates are absolutely essential for growth hormones and especially for human brain metabolism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Ignore seething fatties like

      That is not a wise decision. Your brain metabolism is based on carbohydrates. You literally go insane when you deprive your brain of sugar. Your brain doesn't crave it for no reason. Sugar made the human brain great. They pumped so much sugar into your people, especially the children, when they needed brain power to create slave machines to cynically replace the human slave laborers and now that they no longer need the human slaves, they tell you sugar is toxic and take the sugar out of all industrial foods while humanity becomes increasingly stupid.

      . Get your fuels from fat

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy will be a made man in the post-apocalypse. That seems for sure.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do see your point, I always just assumed it's because every other type of tinned fruit sucks, but tinned peaches are actually pretty nice. In apocalyptic movies when they eat peaches I can taste it too and I can imagine the pleasure and relief they would get from the peaches. If they found a bunch of tinned pears that would just be a massive disappointment, if all I had was tinned grainy ass pears I would not be happy. But, I do concede that there is symbolism in everything, so there is probably more to the peaches than I thought.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What else is in the teaches of peaches?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's an old black and white John Wayne western. I don't remember which one it was, but he eats canned peaches several times during the movie and at one point says something like, "I'll never get enough of these peaches." Something like that. I saw that movie probably 25 years ago. It's the only scene in it I remember. Probably doesn't mean anything, but this thread reminded me of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of movies taking place in a world where civilisation came to an end, some of those movies are old af, some of them are brand new. But they all contain the element of canned peaches for whatever reason.

      It is somewhat like that strange phenomene how every theme park on this planet has a CONDOR RIDE for whatever reason.

      Biggest riddle in the known realm of this universe so far.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >John Wayne
      >"I'll never get enough of these peaches"
      They might be the only other thing he ate other than steak.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My grandma had lunch with him once and he had a hamburger and yelled at the waitress about having to pay. Grannie also gave her sandwhich to a bigtime media investor dude cause he didnt have time for lunch when visiting where she worked. He later sent her tonnes of bologna, which she threw away cause he was a hippie or some shit

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of stupid actually. Canned peaches have the shortest shelf life of any canned food. I have a couple of cans sitting on a shelf, the labels turned black and they're all bloated. I probably have enough botulism toxin in those cans to 25,000 people.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, Michelle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did you know I want to be a woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory dooooooowntown

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are a number of people, globally, who die every year because they never ate enough vegetables or fruit.

    Fiber is an essential part of human nutrition & digestion.
    Without it, the protagonists are constipated distracted and hopeless.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this thread for bot training? What the frick is this incoherent garbage? Holy shit

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DO actually have one single can of peaches in my home.
    https://postapocalypticcities.wordpress.com/2014/04/21/canned-peaches-after-the-apocalypse/

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meds

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Millions of peaches.
    Peaches for free

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gezuckert
    those peaches are contaminated by social media

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fallen peaches

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