Extremely embarrassing problem

Caught feelings for a fricking demon. Absolutely unacceptable, extraordinarily unprofessional and intrusive. I am admittedly very, very moronic and a hopeless romantic. How to make stop?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how about a full story?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No story. Just solutions. I liked what she stood for. Now help me out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's not how this works

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why not? I'm not cursed or anything. It's just annoying and useless, probably upsets her too. It seems disrespectful. Would like it to stop. There's nothing else to say.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We aren't going to help you if you dont give us context. Not because we need it, but because we like stories.
            We aren't your search engine. We would like reciprocation from you, we ask for an entertaining story. Frick off if you won't deliver.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Train yourself the way you would train a dog. Introduce stimuli, reward the reaction you want, punish the reaction you don't want, repeat until conditioned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate. Could you give some examples?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Introduce stimuli, i.e. think about demon.

        Reward preferred behavior- force yourself to feel something negative, be it disgust or anger or distasteful indifference, and once you've succeeded eat a little snack like maybe cashews or blueberries or something that screams to your hunter gatherer brain, "Good thing!"

        Punish "bad" behavior- if you feel like horny for demon gf or whatever, slap yourself on the wrist.

        Repeat until conditioned. Operant conditioning is incredibly easy to do even to yourself, even knowingly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And this works? If you don't mind me asking, have you tried this yourself?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I did it to myself on accident. Used to jack off in the shower pretty much every day. Like to the point where my shower got clogged with half-baked cum wads because the hot water was cooking my cum like egg whites. Had to call a plumber, most embarrassing day in my life when some obese frick dug a tube of jellied jism out of my shower drain pipe and laughed his ass off.

            So I started taking an orange into the shower with me. Any time I got the urge to jack off, I figured, I'd eat the orange instead to keep myself busy. It sounds weird but I was on a health kick at the time and needed to get more citrus in my diet so I figured, two birds one stone. Eat the orange, wash hands, finish shower.

            Well, it turns out that after a while I just ended up getting turned on by oranges. So yeah, operant conditioning works, you've just got to be smart about the associations you're forcing yourself to learn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah sounds like it, goddamn. That sounds a bit extreme and unwieldy. I'm going to need something that won't make me get a boner when I meditate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's all about what stimuli you choose to focus on as the conditioning factor. With dogs it's easy. Stimuli is the command, following the command is the preferred behavior, treat is the reward, lack of attention the punishment. With humans, especially doing it to yourself, you've got to be VERY conscious of the stimuli and the preferred reaction because our brains build associations in a more complex way. It's very effective though. Just be careful when hacking your own brain, as if that's a warning anyone with a brain to begin with needs to be told.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, thanks for the advice.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            never change /x/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I know right lmao this is why I browse EerieWeb

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Haha wtf

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            put me in the screencap

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kek.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Least deviant /x/ user

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why didn't you just get some drain cleaner like a normal person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wtf did I just read?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T JACK OFF

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The orange demon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hello to whoever is reading this screencap

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Look into Pavlovian doges

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh anons you never change

      • 2 years ago
        Angel of Babylon

        you don't need examples you need a spell to make your demon love you back. You could try fighting for her heart in the name of Nike, I don't know if it will work but it might. Or you could just ask her on a date find reasons to summon her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shock your balls to reward yourself

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slit her throat. I'm sick of demons getting away with everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's not physical, and she's not getting away with anything. I'm being a nuisance. It's absolutely not reciprocal. I don't think I should feel like this towards her anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't think she was physical you dunce, slit her throat in the dreamscape. They all secretly want to destroy your life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah she's cool. I haven't had any problems other than this. I don't want to be rude. Also I have no idea how to do that anyway so, you know. Meh. Whatever.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wrap rubber band around your wrist. Flick yourself with it every time you think impure thoughts. Never done it myself but I hear it works.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's pretty much just a less complex version of what coomdrain here

            I did it to myself on accident. Used to jack off in the shower pretty much every day. Like to the point where my shower got clogged with half-baked cum wads because the hot water was cooking my cum like egg whites. Had to call a plumber, most embarrassing day in my life when some obese frick dug a tube of jellied jism out of my shower drain pipe and laughed his ass off.

            So I started taking an orange into the shower with me. Any time I got the urge to jack off, I figured, I'd eat the orange instead to keep myself busy. It sounds weird but I was on a health kick at the time and needed to get more citrus in my diet so I figured, two birds one stone. Eat the orange, wash hands, finish shower.

            Well, it turns out that after a while I just ended up getting turned on by oranges. So yeah, operant conditioning works, you've just got to be smart about the associations you're forcing yourself to learn.

            was suggesting. I've heard of it too, but I think that's only for minor things like picking your nose or cursing. I don't think you can rubber band snap affection away unfortunately.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is operant conditioning as well! Just using negative reinforcement instead of positive, which can take a bit longer for the association to form (as negative reinforcement lacks the same neurochemical backing that positive reinforcement can have). Still effective!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, but that's not the point. It could be the god of an old pantheon that's been reinterpreted as a demon, it doesn't matter. It's still a problem.

        I understand that. I don't feel it's appropriate, and I get the distinct feeling she doesn't either.

        >Extremely beta vibes there, anon.
        You're right
        >Even beyond that, fearing the ability of a demon to easily cause you harm is giving them power over you. You should do this as an active choice which allows you to maintain your own agency towards potential harm, instead of being wholly passive to her desires.
        Yeah, I'm just being a pussy. I don't want to upset it or make it angry. But like you said, what can it do?
        [...]
        >If she’s an actual demon and she made you consume her blood you are fricked she owns you now. (For at least 7 years)
        I didn't commit to anything at all. I'm just being a horny idiot. I've gotten pretty much everything I needed out of this thread, regardless.

        You have some options.

        1. Upgrade your entity, get a new one
        2. Become a good goyim and get back to the Abrahamic God
        3. The third option is for those who live without hope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Killing yourself seems a bit extreme

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >3. The third option is for those who live without hope.
          And what is it?
          Alternatively op can try cleaning it using chaos magic.
          And also i think there was some arabic ritual that all allegedly tranfers your sins to living entity, so if op decided to choose such option he may try to understand what he needs to do based on that ritual.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You do you know shes a demon? Aren't there multiple types of spiritual entities, and don't they have a multitude of capabilities?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, but that's not the point. It could be the god of an old pantheon that's been reinterpreted as a demon, it doesn't matter. It's still a problem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its pretty common to feel strong feelings when you are involved with various entities.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I understand that. I don't feel it's appropriate, and I get the distinct feeling she doesn't either.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ask her out like a normal person instead of being a moron. You're making this complicated for yourself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not asking out a fricking demon that is absolutely not how that works

            We aren't going to help you if you dont give us context. Not because we need it, but because we like stories.
            We aren't your search engine. We would like reciprocation from you, we ask for an entertaining story. Frick off if you won't deliver.

            There's no story to tell. Sorry.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that is absolutely not how that works
            Why not?
            With human women, if you develop an attraction, the best way to figure it out is to act on it by expressing yourself to them and inviting them on a date. If she's not interested, she will turn you down and that's that.
            I think you fear rejection.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I am admittedly very, very moronic and a hopeless romantic.
    I know that feel bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Such is life. All heart, no brain.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, all you need to do is to stop your LARP. I think it should be enough to fix your problem.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe your demon gf wants your misery loosh. Think gratitude love truth wisdom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not my girlfriend, kind of the opposite of what I'm saying in fact. I have considered that it's making me suffer though.

      Which demon was it?

      Nunya Busi-ness of the ninth layer. It's not necessary for you to know.

      Balance wisdom with compassion numb nuts

      Working on it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which demon was it?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Balance wisdom with compassion numb nuts

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just fyi grimoires and demonology lorebooks explain that succubi and incubi are the same species of demon. The succubus seduces a male mortal to acquire his seed, then turns into an incubus to rape a female mortal and impregnate her with a demonic child. So next time you have spirit sex with your succubus or whatever gay larp shit you do keep in mind that you're cumming inside a man demons ass to help him rape a human woman . Which makes you both a homosexual and a cuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guys this beta is afraid of demons and too scared to touch his penis to one lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I touch real girls(once every 3 years on average) I'm good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a succubus you stupid coomer and I also haven't had sex with it. I don't do that shit specifically for that reason anyway.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ask yourself what god says and then listen

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't giving us any info to work with because this is larp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I gave you all the information you need, moron. It should be pretty clear that I'm embarrassed. There's no interesting story about stuff in my room floating around or people getting possessed, if I was larping I'd make up a much more interesting and less cringey lie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that you won't even mention the demon's name even though that demon probably visits hundreds of evokers a night is the tell that youre lying.
        Go get a job and stop larping on x

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why should I? Why do you need to know?

          >that is absolutely not how that works
          Why not?
          With human women, if you develop an attraction, the best way to figure it out is to act on it by expressing yourself to them and inviting them on a date. If she's not interested, she will turn you down and that's that.
          I think you fear rejection.

          Yeah so I'd rather just not do it at all

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Extremely beta vibes there, anon.
            Even beyond that, fearing the ability of a demon to easily cause you harm is giving them power over you. You should do this as an active choice which allows you to maintain your own agency towards potential harm, instead of being wholly passive to her desires.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Extremely beta vibes there, anon.
            You're right
            >Even beyond that, fearing the ability of a demon to easily cause you harm is giving them power over you. You should do this as an active choice which allows you to maintain your own agency towards potential harm, instead of being wholly passive to her desires.
            Yeah, I'm just being a pussy. I don't want to upset it or make it angry. But like you said, what can it do?

            > anon somehow fricks up things with “spiritual” girl
            > anon thinks the feeling of being loved is a curse, and his affection to said affection can be removed by people in a image board when most have the emotional experience of cardboard.
            > totally not larp UWU

            If she’s an actual demon and she made you consume her blood you are fricked she owns you now. (For at least 7 years)

            >If she’s an actual demon and she made you consume her blood you are fricked she owns you now. (For at least 7 years)
            I didn't commit to anything at all. I'm just being a horny idiot. I've gotten pretty much everything I needed out of this thread, regardless.

          • 2 years ago
            How to detach from twin flames

            > anon somehow fricks up things with “spiritual” girl
            > anon thinks the feeling of being loved is a curse, and his affection to said affection can be removed by people in a image board when most have the emotional experience of cardboard.
            > totally not larp UWU

            If she’s an actual demon and she made you consume her blood you are fricked she owns you now. (For at least 7 years)

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Off top, accept that you can't control your thoughts and that it is mostly out of your hands. Just argue with yourself because YOU are supposed to win in the end regardless.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop seeing the demon. Pray.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same way you do it with Earth Girl. Separate your life from theirs. Spend less time with them, put more focus on school, work, social life, whatever. Look for someone else to give your love to. Attraction is something you have to give power. I'm sure there's a ton of attractive girls you've met before, but you've noticed it does not equate to you actually being attracted to them in a romantic way, you're just acknowledging their attractiveness.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop being infatuated with b***hes who probably don't think about you at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being feeble minded.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the state of most people. Can't help it.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe try being less gay

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All demons are male, so you’re a gay

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet OP is handsome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, sorry.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My fricking goodness a basement dwelling neckbeard fell in love with with pillow waifu and /x/ gives him all the attention. Seriously wtf happened to /x/?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The posting style is 100% female. Also notice how OP never said the sex of the demon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I said it's a girl. I'm a guy. What now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you ask her out yet, OP?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is the exact opposite of the reason I made the thread, but yeah, I tried it. Felt cozy. Probably a trick tbh but tension has been released.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > that is absolutely not how that works
            I hope we learned something here.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I still don't trust it, but it's better than being stressed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Make sure to find out if she has dietary restrictions prior to picking a location.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't a joke, anon. My pillow waifu is a vegetarian. I can't take her to a steak house lol.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I'm not larping. I regularly do magical rituals during which I invoke powerful otherworldly entities, who's personal motives are completely alien to me, to improve the quality of my life. This shit works. Give it a shot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The one I have is plenty. She really is a vegetarian. Good luck on your date, fren.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a woman.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Caught feelings for a fricking demon
    No, you didn't. Those thoughts are not your own.

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