Enlightened Mystic

Singularity Chan aka the most enlightened moron here AMA

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Singularity Chan aka the most enlightened moron here AMA
    stop trying to make this a thing. its sad.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is your wisdom?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      attention whoring

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would you like to know

      >Singularity Chan aka the most enlightened moron here AMA
      stop trying to make this a thing. its sad.

      attention whoring

      Youre blind to the irony of this statement

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you make this thread often and are now trying to call yourself "singularity chan". nobody has or ever will call you that. please gain some self awareness.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're enlightened, why are you posting on 4chinz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A part of enlightenment is knowing that when you teach you learn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cant answer a basic question
        This is your 'enlightened' one bros.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This place is a place of free speech, at least as free as we can get. It also allows for judgement to be passed onto the content instead of the persons appearance

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will I win a lottery jackpot before I die?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who tells you they can read your future is a liar as only one’s history is linear the future is open for exploration
      Aka there are infinite variations of futures you can have
      One can only guide or manipulate you to a future but they can not predict it fully
      It’s on you to manifest destiny

      https://i.imgur.com/f5LnYO1.jpeg

      Do piss and shit or shit and piss?

      which way. Sama-moronkun

      Let the water flow like aether through the cosmos before fertilizing the earth with your seed

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most enlightened moron here AMA
    What's my hand?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright. Give me a quick run-down of the steps you took to achieve enlightenment.

    If you are truly enlightened, then you would give direct, easily comprehensible steps that can be replicated by any moron that browses this place.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why I'm glad you asked anon
      The first step was to isolate myself in a safe place for many moons (in this case I chose the abode of my mother)
      I then inundated myself with the sacred ointments
      Its crucial to throughly inundate yourself inside and out with these creams and lotions
      Having a love one to assist you with the inner inundation is crucial (in this case my mother helped me)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Op

        Not me I do t feel the need to appeal to some plebs ego
        Unlike this weird attention prostitute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >many moons
        >sacred ointments
        >inner inundation is crucial (in this case my mother helped me
        Hardly enlightened if you cannot provide precise time and description of items like a normal human being. Good bit at the end suggesting being molested by your mom using lotions, though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Op OudrPWaUDQ

          Wow that's extreamly rude anon
          You should know your place and not talk badly to an enlightened elder such as myself!
          I'll have you know pleb that no molestation happened and it was a completely consensual ritual
          Apply ointments to your sacred body parts with your closest and most beloved family members is an extreamly important part of enlightenment

          • 4 weeks ago
            Op

            You don’t even know how to tripgay your an attention seeking newbie in all directions

          • 4 weeks ago
            Op OudrPWaUDQ

            you're*

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hah, doubling down on it but you cannot really fake a trip with namefield, anon.
            Don't take me wrong, OP seems like self-indulgent, delusional moron, but you can fairly simply call him out on this bullshit instead of doing an butthole thing and trying to mimic him.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do piss and shit or shit and piss?

    which way. Sama-moronkun

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Enlightened Mystic

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pathetic larper thinking attention of others means he's worth anything, but deflecting it thinking he's doing it for the lolz.
    You'll never amount to much with this attitude. By now anons should have made you aware you're neither respected nor taken seriously and you have far less valuable wisdom to offer than you think you do.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you feel lonely?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Op

      It’s weird you mentioned that i was actually feeling really lonely for a couple of Months but then I let myself have emotions for my ex again thinking it might help me resolve some lingering issues with her in my psyche and while that blew up in my face and I just started crushing really hard and getting really depressed over it with the help of some venting to an anon on here I got over it and now I don’t feel lonely anymore so in a way I guess it worked? Or at least solved the lonely issue

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I let myself have emotions for my ex again thinking it might help me resolve some lingering issues with her in my psyche and while that blew up in my face

        you were fapping thinking of her and you shoot coom into your eyeball, rendering you blind from one eye?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Alawite cosmology?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Op

      Idk enough about it to comment but the anon who makes those threads rubs me the wrong way and they just come off as bunch of smoke with very little fire

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nooooo I am the most enlightened moron!!!

    reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • 4 weeks ago
      Op

      Kek you wish I’ve gone through gnosis and I was in special ed as a kid
      GET ON MY LEVEL

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gnosis

        how cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Op

      Man this thread has been awfully boring compared to how these things usually go

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're awfully boring

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Op

    Dan’s jingling my 7 keys didn’t work

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need help finding fragments of a dead god's soul, any suggestions for where to look? If you have any lying around I'd appreciate one.

    Why hasn't anyone immanetized the eschaton yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Op

      Just go to Walmart and buy some yah dumb 666 head

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the truth about Buddhism, and Mahayana Buddhism?

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