Singularity Chan aka the most enlightened moron here AMA
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>Singularity Chan aka the most enlightened moron here AMA
stop trying to make this a thing. its sad.
What is your wisdom?
attention whoring
What would you like to know
Youre blind to the irony of this statement
you make this thread often and are now trying to call yourself "singularity chan". nobody has or ever will call you that. please gain some self awareness.
If you're enlightened, why are you posting on 4chinz
A part of enlightenment is knowing that when you teach you learn
>cant answer a basic question
This is your 'enlightened' one bros.
This place is a place of free speech, at least as free as we can get. It also allows for judgement to be passed onto the content instead of the persons appearance
Will I win a lottery jackpot before I die?
Anyone who tells you they can read your future is a liar as only one’s history is linear the future is open for exploration
Aka there are infinite variations of futures you can have
One can only guide or manipulate you to a future but they can not predict it fully
It’s on you to manifest destiny
Let the water flow like aether through the cosmos before fertilizing the earth with your seed
>most enlightened moron here AMA
What's my hand?
Alright. Give me a quick run-down of the steps you took to achieve enlightenment.
If you are truly enlightened, then you would give direct, easily comprehensible steps that can be replicated by any moron that browses this place.
Why I'm glad you asked anon
The first step was to isolate myself in a safe place for many moons (in this case I chose the abode of my mother)
I then inundated myself with the sacred ointments
Its crucial to throughly inundate yourself inside and out with these creams and lotions
Having a love one to assist you with the inner inundation is crucial (in this case my mother helped me)
Not me I do t feel the need to appeal to some plebs ego
Unlike this weird attention prostitute
>many moons
>sacred ointments
>inner inundation is crucial (in this case my mother helped me
Hardly enlightened if you cannot provide precise time and description of items like a normal human being. Good bit at the end suggesting being molested by your mom using lotions, though.
Wow that's extreamly rude anon
You should know your place and not talk badly to an enlightened elder such as myself!
I'll have you know pleb that no molestation happened and it was a completely consensual ritual
Apply ointments to your sacred body parts with your closest and most beloved family members is an extreamly important part of enlightenment
You don’t even know how to tripgay your an attention seeking newbie in all directions
you're*
Hah, doubling down on it but you cannot really fake a trip with namefield, anon.
Don't take me wrong, OP seems like self-indulgent, delusional moron, but you can fairly simply call him out on this bullshit instead of doing an butthole thing and trying to mimic him.
Do piss and shit or shit and piss?
which way. Sama-moronkun
>Enlightened Mystic
Pathetic larper thinking attention of others means he's worth anything, but deflecting it thinking he's doing it for the lolz.
You'll never amount to much with this attitude. By now anons should have made you aware you're neither respected nor taken seriously and you have far less valuable wisdom to offer than you think you do.
Do you feel lonely?
It’s weird you mentioned that i was actually feeling really lonely for a couple of Months but then I let myself have emotions for my ex again thinking it might help me resolve some lingering issues with her in my psyche and while that blew up in my face and I just started crushing really hard and getting really depressed over it with the help of some venting to an anon on here I got over it and now I don’t feel lonely anymore so in a way I guess it worked? Or at least solved the lonely issue
>I let myself have emotions for my ex again thinking it might help me resolve some lingering issues with her in my psyche and while that blew up in my face
you were fapping thinking of her and you shoot coom into your eyeball, rendering you blind from one eye?
Thoughts on Alawite cosmology?
Idk enough about it to comment but the anon who makes those threads rubs me the wrong way and they just come off as bunch of smoke with very little fire
nooooo I am the most enlightened moron!!!
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kek you wish I’ve gone through gnosis and I was in special ed as a kid
GET ON MY LEVEL
>Gnosis
how cute
Man this thread has been awfully boring compared to how these things usually go
You're awfully boring
Dan’s jingling my 7 keys didn’t work
I need help finding fragments of a dead god's soul, any suggestions for where to look? If you have any lying around I'd appreciate one.
Why hasn't anyone immanetized the eschaton yet?
Just go to Walmart and buy some yah dumb 666 head
What is the truth about Buddhism, and Mahayana Buddhism?