Do you think vampires actually kill people? People say conflicting things. I know a lot of people disappear, but most of them show up again in the same year so the missing people numbers are actually much lower than they appear to be at first glance.
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Yes
I think if they kill people on a regular basis they must be extremely rare like less than 500 vampires in the world.
huh..
What kind of vampire has one eye?
Did you see one?
Vampires aren't even real.
This is true. We DO not exist.
>im a total loser and this larp is all i got
Ok.
I'm inside of your moms pussy tonight, this is correct.
OK pajeet
hoes mad
The last several vampire threads prooves that they’re a bunch of homosexuals… If real.
A vamp I talked to said he fricks everything once he hit the age of 200 he got too bored of pussy only.
makes sense famalam
A hole’s a fricking hole. You gotta try bottoming at some point too. Most male vamps have way before they reach 200.
If a vampire has ever bottomed in his life I won't respect him.
same for humans no?
>Vamps are coomers
Lost all respect for them
>tfw noble, sexually disciplined, romantic vampire boyfriends aren't real
If there are vampires, there's probably at least one who has resolved to not kill people and succeeds.
vegan vampur
Regenerative farming vampire
Vampires are cold black phantoms. They do not "turn into bats" and they only vaguely appear human. If one grabbed your arm it would be like a painful bitter frost. They don't feed in your blood... people who do that are called cannibals and they come in all shapes and sizes. Instead vampires feed on your spirit. And they do not bite into you but rather draw your spirit in through their nostrils while you sleep. They are responsible for nightmares and sexual dreams. They are also known as "succubi," incubi," and "old hags," "hat men," and "shadow people."
Their silhouettes resemble feral humans who wear some basic attire. They keep you paralyzed while they're feeding and they do not like direct conflict. They do not like being caught. They will run away in a fright if they are caught. It is unknown how strong they are but they don't like attention from adult humans. They live in your house... maybe the walls, or the crawl spaces.
Sauce? Because none of this is remotely accurate
The sauce is my sire Christian Longford.
The only thing your sire got right was that vampires don't morph into bats.
Not all vampire bloodlines are the same, he explained.
Don't see that explanation. Different bloodlines is a convenient way to allow for various falsehoods. Vampires don't morph into different creatures.
accurate stuff gets you banned or posts get ghosted. I was like weeeew shit, really? This one is real? hahahah
Taking the vampire pill and believing they are real so I can manifest one to date me. I've been wanting a vamp thread on this board so bad now.
What kind of vampire boyfriend do you want?
your mom takes vampire pills
wdym there's a vampire thread kept up almost 24/7 and it's constantly filled with autists and trolled(which only proves that they're real.)
>(which only proves that they're real.)
Flawless logic.
I haven't lurked here in a bit so I have missed it. I'll keep an eye out.
if the physical mind and soul are different things does the soul have influence on the mind or is it just a passenger trapped inside the physical being?
No. In fact, most of us like Humans. We do need their blood (though animal blood will suffice too, especially from the meat market). I can't stand in the sun so it's very hard to find a female companion.
would you date a woman with hemophobia?
I know I would if I was one. Most people are human garbage.