become a incubi

Okay motherfrickers; I don't care about fricking a succubi, I WANT TO BECOME THE INCUBUS. Why would I ever want to evoke one If I could just become one? These type of entities frick anything they want to plus they steal their spiritual energy, based to me?? What do I have to do? Bathe in virgin's blood? Meditate for 666 hours? Evoke Babalon? I will do anything, this is my new fricking SPIRITUAL GOAL. I literally want nothing more than this; God PLEASE Show Me The Path To Becoming The Ultimate Sex Machine

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  1. 4 weeks ago

    Step 1. Stop jerking off, if your jizz isn't going inside someone then it should stay inside you
    Step 2. Get a lean twink body and become comfortable wearing male stripper and androgynous clothes
    Step 3. Do the ritual for transf

    Step 4. Profit

    • 4 weeks ago

      What if I just eat my cum
      Can I still goon if I recycle

      • 4 weeks ago

        >What if I just eat my cum
        >Can I still goon if I recycle
        What do you think they're talking about in the semen retention threads?

        • 4 weeks ago

          I dunno, I filtered those for being annoying

    • 4 weeks ago

      What is the ritual of transf?

      • 4 weeks ago

        Either some shit like transfemale

        or got cutoff/erased while describing a transformation ritual.

  2. 4 weeks ago

    Hook up with the cenobites from Hellraiser. You won't like it initially, but once you are a cenobite you'll start enjoying it.

    • 4 weeks ago


  3. 4 weeks ago

    You can't.
    Sorry that's just not how it works.
    The best you could hope for is to die and become a ghost (good luck lol) and then have your soul inhabit an area with women in it without getting captured or banished. Not gonna happen.

    You're better off just going to the gym and taking a cooking class and meeting an autistic girl at the pet shop or something.

  4. 4 weeks ago

    Even if I could help you become what is essentially a rapist, I wouldn't. But if you had your name legally changed to Assfrickubus and started hanging around S&M clubs, you could probably find some creepy b***hes willing to play along with you.

  5. 4 weeks ago

    You can't, succubi and incubi are the same thing which is a non human spirit

  6. 4 weeks ago

    I posted asking about this a couple days ago and got pretty unhelpful responses.

    But in principle it should be possible.

    > Sex, neurochemically, creates oxytocin which forms an emotional attachment between lovers. ie sex creates a soul tie and the more powerful and memorable the sexual experience, the stronger the tie. Eye contact, especially at the moment of orgasm should enhance this greatly.
    > You must keep a log of everyone you form a tie with, with detailed description of your encounter and ideally a picture of their face. Stronger recall of the person will help keep the soul tie strong.
    > Do rituals regularly to keep previous soul ties strong. Not sure exactly how to do this. but this will make sure your past partners keep fantasizing about you.
    > When you need additional energy for some magickal purpose, you can pull it from those partners. Not sure exactly how, or for what purposes this energy could be used though.

    Ideally this shouldn't harm them, instead this should multiply energy to bless both of you because the magick is powered by love.

    That's the outline though. I'm stumped on the details right now.

  7. 4 weeks ago

    what I posted in the other thread

    >These type of entities frick anything they want to plus they steal their spiritual energy
    I don't know if that's entirely accurate. Sex spirits (like an incubus or succubus) are very sexual yes, but they don't really steal energy. They're just really good at absorbing the sexual energy which is released naturally during sex. And making sex more pleasurable, amongst other things. They are good at tantric sex, and sex magic, essentially.
    What you are referring to is an energy vampire, and that's a different topic. Though I guess you could combine the two and be a sexual energy vampire, if you want. Not a good idea in my opinion.
    > What do I have to do?
    In any case, if you want to become something like an incubus, do a transformation ritual. It will change your energy body, but not physically. It will also change the way you think, and how people perceive you. and give you a boost at certain types of magic (in this case, sexual energy).
    To do that, contact a relevant spirit (like a god, like asmodeus or perhaps lilith, maybe aphrodite or eros/adonis if you want to go the greek route) and ask for their help in this matter. That's the best way to get started as a beginner. Or you can do it yourself, if you already know how.

    • 4 weeks ago

      This is a lie. I've read plenty of testimonies from people dealing with succubi and a lot of them them report feeling exhausted after the deed.

      • 4 weeks ago

        >This is a lie. I've read plenty of testimonies from people dealing with succubi and a lot of them them report feeling exhausted after the deed.
        If you are getting info from a source, which says succubi (or incubi) are exclusively negative, then you are reading a very biased source. Most of them are positive, though there are some bad ones.
        I've read many reports of people who have succubus girlfriends, and they don't feel exhausted at all.
        In fact, they feel energized.
        And I actually talk to those people, and know them. I also know the spirits they are talking to, firsthand.
        These aren't secondhand stories made up after the fact, or exaggerated in a game of telephone. This is actually talking to people and the spirits in question as a practitioner talking to other practitioners.

  8. 4 weeks ago

    >God PLEASE Show Me The Path To Becoming The Ultimate Sex Machine

  9. 4 weeks ago

    Why does it matter what you want?

  10. 4 weeks ago

    >becomes incubus
    >gets summoned under a contract by a homosexual

  11. 4 weeks ago

    Let's ignore the spiritual part for now, and instead what a human can do to achieve the maximum possible sex drive and endurance should be the focus. Lean twink body, become a cardio God (and I mean it), and get your hormones goin wild. That's something I don't know the right advice in yet, but once you accomplish all that, I recommend trying to up your charismatic self, even if it means studying and understanding psychology. Become so good with people, that you are essentially a human incubus.
    Now, in regards to the actual transformation INTO one, I uh...
    I got nothing.
    I hope there is some information somewhere though.

  12. 4 weeks ago

    >Ultimate sex machine

    Well an incubus is a male spirit counter part of a succubus who do sex magic. You would need to be an astral being.

    Being an ultimate sex machine requires physical attributes and knowledge of the human bodies. Anything beyond this such as having an aura or symmetrical biomass manipulation is forbidden and I can’t discuss.

  13. 4 weeks ago

    Fake it 'til you make it? Think about what an incubi would act like, dress like, what levels of charm and fitness they would have. Then work hard to upgrade yourself into the Incubus version you would eventually become. Exercise, stop eating shit foods, dress and bathe well. Smell nice and work on your confidence. When you become the incubus, you won't -need- to be an incubus.

  14. 4 weeks ago

    An incubus and a succubus are the same demon. So I hope you like getting railed homosexual

  15. 4 weeks ago

    Modern day equivalent is a drug dealer. Put cocaine in your wiener membrane

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  17. 4 weeks ago

    I did the incubus thing. Got boring after a couple of nights of banging girls in their dreams.

  18. 4 weeks ago

    1) have a nice day
    2) Go to hell
    3) Meet satan
    4) ????
    5) Profit

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