>actual alien bodies cropping up left and right in Peru
>nobody cares
>actual alien bodies cropping up left and right in Peru. >nobody cares
Things and concepts at the edge of reality — and credulity. The bizarre and the spooky, mysteries, cryptozoology, weird coincidences, aliens, esoteric knowledge, truths with horrific implications, ghosts, and whatever else seems to fit.
gay until proven fake (or real)
it was already proved fake...... like more than a year ago
REBUNKED
right?! totally real aliens were disclosed and no one cares, nothing happened, what do you suggest?
What did you expect to happen, jackass? Why don't you throw a party or something if you need something to happen?
UNREBUNKED.
DEUNREBUNKED
Then post them alien bodies, they are so common popping up left and right.
I don't have the pics on hand. Go watch the dozens of videos from Cosmic Road on the Nazca mummies. There's a bunch of bodies. The initial body (op pic) was probably the least compelling of the bunch because of how goofy it looks. The others are larger and more realistic looking. As a matter of fact, the others looking as legit as they do actually retroactively lends credence to the original silly looking body that they released.
look at that little guy go
>don't have the pics on hand. Go watch the dozens of videos from Cosmic Road on the Nazca mummies
Every fricking time. If aliens were real, it would be a huge deal. But you can't be bothered to even keep the pics on your computer, so you tell people to go hunt down and watch hours-long obscure documentaries. It's moronic bullshit
I have a job and a life. I can't spoonfeed you everything.
>ITS THE BIGGEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN
>what? no I dont bother with that lol
my favorite defense mechanism
Again, have a nice day.
You have the time to post on here. How can those moronic words even develop in your brain, go to your fingers, and type that response just solidify the fact that you are surprise surprise moronic. And should be banned from interactions with others without having proper supervision and the correct helmet.
You should be banned from life, troony. They're real. have a nice day.
They aren’t real though. You gonna be okay?
Typical OP homosexual
>Propping up everywhere
Proof?
>Find them yourself
Make x a better board and kys
>fake clay models popping up left and right in Peru
>nobody cares.
Yet you still keep making threads about these obvious fakes so you must care.
they have been x rayed
ancient civilization figures out how to shrink fetus bodies like those who can make shrunken heads thus causing internal deformities. cased closed
I'm from Perú and the whole alien 3 finger mummies is bs, it's funny how some dumb gringos believe it, I can understand Mexican buy that shit but gringos too? Hahaha Carlitos plz
it's just a rare deformity and they tried to shrink an adult body but couldn't do it like the fetus ones. it's like called lobster people ayy lmaos
Is Peru any good? It seems like Brazil-lite.
peru is worse. you could end up missing with no witnesses after someone robs your ass
So just Brasil-lite
Brasil is diet Peru
My dad works at Nintendo, and he says they're real and that you're full of shit.
Peru is chill, nothing major happens as long as you are not naive and speak some Spanish you'll be good. Can't expect going abroad without speaking the other country's language gringüito.
just get a cheap burner, bare bones smartphone and download an auto-translate voice app. you don't have to know the language. your phone will translate and speak for you in their language
And if that celphone get stolen?
bruh on the Xray one of them's humerus is literally cut off instead of ending in an elbow joint.
The pelvis doesn't even have sockets for the balls on the femurs.
Stop pushing this shit, they literally could not be more fake. They are halloween decorations made out of chicken bones and paper mache.
scientists disagree with you
You have some reports from the influential academic institution called the Peru Coliege of Clay Models. Most of these don’t say anything to confirm they are aliens.
>clay models
explain these then
Explain what exactly.
Those are some videos. How do I know that they are not mockups produced for a documentary rather than genuine scans?
What’s the context?
>How do I know that they are not mockups produced for a documentary rather than genuine scans?
you sound like a flat earther after someone shows them a picture of the earth from space
no evidence would ever satisfy you
Then explain what those videos are.
There is nothing supplied to show what they are other than the watermarks. One of which is a media company.
You haven’t supplied any proof at all.
Same shit here. Where are these X-rays then
>in before go find them yourself
No. Last thread I went into with this shit had some claims about Osmium implants and I went and checked the material analysis that was eventually linked. No mentions of Osmium
So far nothing in this thread.
Fakest shit ever.
>John Mcdowell DDS MS
>tenured professor in the Department of Diagnostic and Biological Sciences at the University of Colorado School of Dental Medicine
>presently serves as the Director of Oral Medicine and Forensic Sciences at the University of Colorado School of Dental Medicine
>has been a president of the American Academy of Forensic Sciences and the American Society of Forensic Odontology
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He's going to be so disappointed when he learns they are faked. What an idiot.
I see a list of names but I don’t know which report he produced so it’s hard to say what he actually said about it. I can’t be bothered to Google it. One of the conspiracy bros will have to spoon feed me.
scientists are how I knew to even look, i'm not a radiologist.
Neither of these cat scans proves a damn thing about either of them being authentic. There's no scientist saying they're real and why, it's literally just the image. If anything, the fact you didn't notice the bones in those scans are literally hollow says a bigger thing about your intellect, the poster.
I don't know where anon got his obviously false clay thing. But hollow is a perfect match for the chicken bones I just described.
>There's no scientist saying they're real
other than the dozen plus who keep saying that
Post some links then? Who the frick thinks this is real?
We post the same sources every thread and you keep ignoring them every time in favor of repeating months-old lies that have been debunked over and over. What’s the point? Don’t you have anything better to do?
What Country are you from?
You don’t.
There are no sources linked in this thread unless you count this sort of shit
Without the actual report containing it - it’s worthless.
So low quality.
Now this is a link
What? Post a fricking link or a source of someone actually looking at the fricking thing. This is why no one tolerates this shit or likes your alien.
If you belive in this stupid thing your post is more effort that copying and pasting from one of your sources.
You're a drooling fricking troglodyte.
let’s just pretend I posted the list of scientists again, you went off on a racist anglo tirade again, and we both save a lot of pointless effort
if anyone cares to look for the facts they’re easy to find
What country are you from?
>these are facts.
>they are very easy to find.
>n-no I won’t link to them….it’s hard…
>y-you are a racist
Captivating argument genius.
What?
Post a link. I didn't mention anything about race. Post your link. If this is proven it's easy to sight.
You have nothing.
>dozen
it's one random tacoman trying to grasp at 15 minutes of fame. he's as much a scientist as that avi loeb grifter.
Dr. Roger Aviles
Dr. Daniel Mendoza Vizcarreta
Dr. Edilberto Palomino Tejada
Dr. Claveres Campos Valleje
Dr. Edgar M. Hernandez Huarpucqr
Dr. Jorge E. Moreno Legua
Dr. Juan Zuniga Almora
Dr. David Ruiz Vela
Dr. Pedro Cordova Mendoza
Dr. Urbano R. Cruz Cotdori
Dr. Jose E. Moreno Galvez
Dr. Jose Zalce Benitez
Dr. James Caruso
Dr. William Rodriguez
Dr. John McDowell
>Dr. Roger Aviles
>dean of communication sciences and tourism
>no scientific productions
>only production is the mummies
>all his research projects are about how to increase tourism through uplifting andean cultural heirtage, and apparently also how to get 10 year olds to stop beating each other up lmao
https://ctivitae.concytec.gob.pe/appDirectorioCTI/VerDatosInvestigador.do?id_investigador=81975
Mmm, yes, very qualified to examine alleged xenobiology.
He’s an anthropologist. The others are radiologists, hematologists, nephrologists, surgeons, forensic experts, chemical and metallurgical engineers, etc.
What more do you want? Can you even see the goal posts when they’re moving so fast?
>There's no scientist saying they're real
Case closed I guess. The absolute state of zoomers lmao
There are no reliable scientists saying they are real. There may be nis die tests saying they are real.
How many of these guys actually said these are aliens. It’s not all of them is it? It’s like one or two like Aviles. The others may have done some studies on part but how many of them actually commit.
>There are no reliable scientists saying they are real
Yes there are, you’re just ignoring them.
>How many of these guys actually said these are aliens
Nobody said they’re aliens. Nobody knows what they are. That’s what’s been said. The claim is not that they’re aliens. it’s that they are NOT crude hoaxes, dolls, paper mache, frankenstein taxidermy jobs, beans, llamas, cake, etc.
At this point all you are saying is there are some things and some “reliable” people have looked at them and then do not know what they are.
This isn’t exactly useful for anyone.
There are actually people who have explicitly said they are fake.
there are actually people who have said they are real. now, do you believe every single scientist affirming their authenticity is part of the conspiracy? what about the ones they send anonymously to? you sound like a conspiracy theorist...
>every single scientist affirming their authenticity
I think out of the list there’s only one that actually affirms it. But you can prove me wrong by proving me wrong and then I can prove you wrong with something and the cycle of proof continues
bruh that’s not even the full list, there have been dozens of professional scientists involved, learn to read
what criteria do you use to distinguish institutional false claims from earnest claims?
Holy frick it’s you that need to learn to read.
Involved doesn’t mean they confirm anything about them being real.
A materials analysis report is just that. It’s just giving what materials they found.
Why don’t you check this massive list and see how many of the “professional” scientists said it’s an ayyyyyy lmao and didn’t just do some check in their discipline,
I think that will be a very small list.
>Involved doesn’t mean they confirm anything about them being real.
no-one who’s worked on them has said they’re faked
please frick off
You really can’t read can you?
You are the stupidest poster here.
Please stay so I can mock you further.
Eggs. Wow they lay eggs
No wait. Kek.
WE'RE the aliens, man.
How do they know the alien's names? I call bs
I always thought that the "dobby" video creature moved and looked a lot like the peru mummies
>the entire alien race is manlets
Black folk still believe in this larp lmao
only mexicans. they desperately want to be relevant for something that isn't pciking vegetables and framing houses for pesos on the dollar.
Y'know that Mexicans are our biggest trading partners, they still pick our vegetables, but they also make cars and refrigerators.
>aLiEn BiOloGiCs
kys
Kill Aliens. Behead Aliens. Power armour kick an Alien into the concrete. Slam dunk a Little Green Man into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Xenos. Defecate in a Martian’s food. Launch UFOs into the sun. Stir fry Greys in a wok. Toss Aliens into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Alien’s fuel rod. Judo throw Aliens into a plasma cutter. Twist Greys heads off. Report Aliens to XCOM. Karate chop Aliens in half. Step on disgusting Alien eggs. Trap Aliens in quicksand. Crush Aliens in the trash compactor. Liquefy Aliens in a vat of acid. Probe Aliens. Dissect Aliens. Exterminate Aliens in the gas chamber. Stomp Alien skulls with mech-powered boots. Cremate Aliens in the oven. Lobotomise Aliens. Mandatory abortions for Aliens. Grind Facehuggers in the garbage disposal. Drown Aliens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Aliens with their own ray guns. Kick Reptilians down the stairs. Feed Aliens to alligators. Slice Aliens with lightsabers.
They're real
>b-but he's got a doctorate
>in philosophy
>by his own admission not a scientist in any definition of the word
Now, as far as his argument from logic goes, it actually holds water until
>they look something like this (O_O)
which he provided no evidence for. There's a case to be made from abduction accounts acquired through hypnosis (which he didn't mention), but 1. that's a notoriously unreliable form of evidence and 2. to apply that to his mummy argument, abduction accounts describe them as being 4.5ft, the size of a child, not the size of a sub sandwich.
And then his evidence for them not being bad taxedermy amounts to uh, it's too specialized for you to understand or even me so just believe me bro.
For a professor who specializes in logic you'd think he wouldn't leave such large holes when presenting his case.
I think the emoji thing was just a joke, either that or it was a forerunner to the part where he talks about convergent evolution. Plus there were larger ones found. Check out the hybrids like Maria https://www.the-alien-project.com/en/
>all this glowie seething
They're real. Disclosure is inevitable. You will never be a woman.
>still posting the same things over and over again
>still not convincing anyone
oh wow, that jose lopez guy is a total hack.
>bones are assembled jarringly incorrectly, literally Magdeburg Unicorn tier.
>the wrapping and the mummy don't carbon date to the same time period
>even the skin samples and bone samples from the same mummy don't carbon date to the same years
>makes claim about reptilian skin, but the skin images included in the paper are both labelled incorrectly as the wrong magnification and don't resemble magnified reptilian skin in the slightest
>russian and canadian geneticists that studied the mummies came to a completely contradictory conclusion about the DNA, namely that not only was it human, but highly contaminated due to highly improper handling by the mexicans, and the non-human DNA present, the mexican team did not bother to compare to a database of known non-human genetics, and was identifiable as bacteria from rot or from llama fat used in the mummification.
lol. lmao.
>literally the fakest looking "alien" body imaginable that looks like it was crafted by a 10 year old
>WHY NO WUN CARE!!!??
kys
>no argument
>is gay
>needs an explanation as to why a paper mache alien is not a real alien
Reminder glowies are in these threads, little do they know it's pointless.
The only thing glowing around here is your buttplug
>anyone who disagrees with me is a glowie
I don't know what's funnier: the fact that you think these aren't obvious frauds or the fact that you think glowies give a shit about these obvious frauds
stop bumping this if you want to control the narrative dumbass glowie
You seem upset.
What is wrong.
as a tax payer I must say you suck ass
There are zero glowies here. As a troll you are boring. This meme is dying.
must be working if you're losing it. keep it up glowy, I wanna see you fired
But it is you that’s the glowie.
That’s how this shit goes.
Anyone dan call anyone else a glowie.
It’d fricking boring,
But in your case you are genuinely derailing and not talking about super cool aliens in Peru
So there’s high evidence you are, in fact, fricking glowing,
Lmao glowie.
if you're not a glowy I'll just assume you're just another schizo moron
I think the lesson you need to learn is posting glowie at other posters just gets no one anywhere and actually just fricks up the thread. It doesn’t add anything and makes you what you are claiming others are. A discussion killer.
go get a tissue
I don’t need one.
Go get a decent alien body.
>reproductive system of josefina
Idk. This is impossible to fake
This is pretty much proof right here from ct scans
Careful, bro. The glowies trying to shut down all discussion of the bodies might raid your house.
What is posting gays and trannies even supposed to do?
poison the well.
>samegayging
>NOOOOOOO PEOPLE CANT AGREE WITH EACH OTHER!!!!
guilt by association, by association.
So nothing ok
yikes
>I posted an image of an image of a mock up.
>n-no…I’m not fricking stupid.
>INVINCIBLE PROOF
You need to be very careful around email scams. You could easily lose everything.
>This is pretty much proof right here from ct scans
god i love this board.
yes anon youre right
>Idk. This is impossible to fake
What a moron
These things look so fake and gay but the evidence is saying they were real living creatures
Im not convinced they are aliens. They are from here
Im glad some scientists are jumping on it. I wonder if this was some species runnjng around with humans or something for the first few thousand years.
Im just very confused by the diversity of species bur maybe its a life cycle and not species
>the evidence is saying they were real living creatures
This is not even remotely true. They were created from human and animal remains, however.
Looks like someone pressed it out of clay.
wow all these blinding & glowing comments.
you might start thinking that no one buys this stuff and so you shouldn't either.
Then remember you're on a paranormal board and despite that, there is an absolute Chorus of comments in unison calling this bogus with no offering of intellectual or informational appeal.
God sometimes I wonder if there are anything other than bots online.
>with no offering of intellectual or informational appeal.
woop, wrong youtube link
remember, you are simply one of the people too stupid to move on when even the rest of /x/ has
remember, you glow
Hiding behind fake glow Black folk makes you a mental midget
the funny thing about the "glowing" term is everyone acting as a meme spouting moron repeating this buzzword is in fact, glowing themselves
can you gays just not learn to contribute anything?
lurk instead of posting
that word has lost all fricking mean, same with troony,
we need a new term, that only people with 3 digit IQs can figure out.
HELP!
some of my bones have been asymmetrically flipped 180 degrees
t - totally real alien
The dumb frick who colored in those bones didn't color them in their entirety. They are indeed symmetrical.
the pic is right there, in my post, your replying too it, the bones are colored in correctly, all the colored ones were assembled poorly, and asymetrically. the lolquotes aliens are animal bones with paper mache over them.
but or fun, for just a moment, lets pretend i believe your 3rd grade effort in larping, what are you suggesting? should i live in fear? should i get on the ships? should i get the chip? should i tune in to every broadcast? should i get a tennis racket and a can of bug spray for home defence?
absolute fricking lmao
are you posting in braille right now dude?
>should i get a tennis racket and a can of bug spray for home defence?
that's all you'd need for these little dudes. seriously, these mummies are like a foot tall. Anybody who's ever encountered real greys knows these are patently fake. It's like making a teddy bear out of a taxidermied raccoon and saying it's a real grizzly bear.
Her fingers are symmetrical.
So obviously fake, lol, look at the fricking ribs
In fact the number of ribs is different in each mummy lol
People who think these are aliens are dumber that flat earth morons
the sheer desperation of these lies is telling
Post the non-colored photo.
post a picture of your nose from the side
asking for unaltered photos makes you a israelite now, huh?
Are they trying to grow weed in there?
Pathetic thread. There ain't anybody who's faking bodies with intact, and novel, reproductive systems with eggs and fetuses, or with metal implants that are unique to every specimen. As for the CT scans themselves being faked, that is moronic, there is no reason to do that since noone apparently cares.
Unfortunately if these bodies ever moved into America for "proper" study, they would just disappear, so racism is gonna be a cloud over this whole thing probably forever. I really don't care if the university didn't use gloves or didn't handle them well...honestly, I'd expect a hoax to take more care not to show human carelessness (which is a real thing) like that. Anyway, the scans are what they are. They show real beings with strange, but complete anatomy. I fear that we're never going to know more though.
every person that's not jose lopez that looks at these things radiology consider them a laughinstock.
why do you put so much faith in him?
false
>every person that's not jose lopez that looks at these things radiology consider them a laughinstock.
>can’t cite a single scientist who examined them and says they’re fake
why do you just get on the web and tell lies?
Of course I can
that's why I posted a link to a video containing a collection of all their statements.
But fine, here's another
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/rest-of-world/alien-mummies-or-earthly-hoax-scientists-reveal-truth-behind-perus-mysterious-artifacts/articleshow/106828587.cms
>Flavio Estrada, an archaeologist with Peru's Institute for Legal Medicine and Forensic Sciences, was unequivocal in his assessment. "They're not extraterrestrials. They're dolls made from animal bones from this planet joined together with modern synthetic glue," he stated, dismissing any alien theories.
you've gotta be trolling at this point. literally jsut look at that fricking xray.
The ones Estrada analyzed are not the same ones under consideration in this thread.
In fact, comparing the Nazca mummies to those and other known hoaxes like the Fiji mermaid - taxidermy frankensteins - makes it abundantly obvious that these tridactyls are something completely different.
If they’re a hoax, it’s like DARPA-tier 3d bioprinting. These have no evidence of manipulation, they are complete, intact bodies that are physiologically coherent
>The ones Estrada analyzed are not the same ones under consideration in this thread.
they were all found by the same guys in the same caves.
why would some be fake but not all of them?
I’m sorry, do we have verified provenience for this? Where was it claimed they’re from the same cave?
the ones estrada examined werent even found in a cave. it says it in the article that he tagged actually:
>The figurines were discovered in a cardboard box at the Lima airport offices of courier DHL, dressed in traditional Andean attire, leading some media outlets to wildly speculate about their possible alien origin. This speculation was fueled by a similar incident in Mexico last September, where two tiny mummified bodies with elongated heads and three-fingered hands were presented at a congressional hearing.
they were just fakes, of the probably real ones. just replicas most likely.
They were found by Leandro Rivera, literal convict, in a cave near the Nazca lines in Peru. There were allegedly 200 sets of "remains" in total, most he sold to black market buyers in France, Spain, and Russia.
>source: I made it up
bruh
https://nypost.com/2024/04/06/world-news/peruvian-cave-packed-with-artifacts-mummies-that-some-believe-to-be-aliens-becomes-hotspot-for-grave-robbers/
https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/alien-fever-dreams-fuel-peruvian-grave-robbings-2024-04-06/
https://www.nst.com.my/opinion/columnists/2024/04/1035523/peru-losing-battle-against-grave-robbers
Enough with the cope.
How the frick are you not getting that those are not the same “bodies”
Post pictures of them, dumbass
>Now in prison for unearthing the treasures — he was convicted in 2022 for the unique crime of assault on public monuments — Rivera’s story was brought into the spotlight after two of the deformed mummies he discovered ended up in Mexico at congressional hearings on UFOs and extraterrestrial life.
literally the first article.
>why would some be fake but not all of them?
if it's an obfuscation technique it's a damn good one. the fake ones give the media something to obsessively report on. the fake ones can also be sent to scientists for "debunking".
but it could also just be an attempt to copy them and sell some.
>there was once an alien body hoax
>therefore ALL aliens bodies are hoax
thats basically what youre saying.
the aliens inspected by estrada in that article are completely different, confirmed hoaxes.
the aliens OP is referring too are either REAL, or the most elaborate hoax that nobody can even begin to explain how someone could have created them somehow, so. probably* not a hoax, at least to current knowledge, they have NOT been proven hoaxes, even after all this time.
shill somewhere else glowBlack person. or open youre frickin mind up trollgayet. whichever applies, its one of the two.
>trollgayet
not at this point. they've kept it up every single time these threads pop up. too stupid to understand how topics gain traction in slower imageboards
did you see the recent dna test article(s) on them yet? pretty interdasting anoon kinda promising
although to be fair estrada does claim the real ones are fake their too, even though he's never examined them, he just says theyre fake because "well everybody else is saying theyre fake and these are fake so theyre oviously fake" basically. paraphrasing obviously.
The Peruvian government sure is trying to confiscate the frick out of anything that has to do with them for them to be fake though. like theyre trying sooooo hard they even raided some chicks ufo museum just to get a foot that they thought was related. they also recently claim dna tests that show dna of unknown origin that couldnt have been made by humans. the glowpostings and the peru gov trying to kidnap the mummies so hard just.. make them seem real if nothing else does. or the governments themselves are trying to pull a alien hoax on the world but if that was the case i dont see the point for all the theatre around it
The Peruvian Gov just recently raided the release of a few "mummies" that were being revealed only to find they weren't physically present at the conference.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13310397/Alien-mummies-press-conference-descends-chaos-Peruvian-officials-try-seize-new-pregnant-specimen-three-fingers-toes.html#top
Here's the Conference link:
because they're still made out of stuff pilfered from archeological sites.
Ayo i know dat lil homie, das Baby Sneed, son. me n dat homie go way back
I see aliens every day near me
They bobble their heads, smell like curry and have dots on their forehead, sometimes towels
They make weird sounds... some are nice, some are buttholes
The toothpaste is out of the tube. Seethe.
tfw you expect bluebeam to be some kinda dichotomous choice directly beamed into your perception, but it turns out the best the incompetent glow Blacks can do is paper mache over asymmetrical animal bones... many such moronic cases.
So was I understand it we are dealing with two distinct species, they look similar but one is planet clay and the other is from the papier mache galaxy.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/peru-dolls-are-not-aliens-forensic-experts-say/
Ayyy
Lmao
It's in /x/'s best interest to keep itself better informed on this topic.
i'll agree to that, but in the exact opposite way that you intend.
No stiches. No wires. No screws. No rods
paper mache and animal bones
Paper mache with dna and anatomically corrrect perfecctly fitting bomes with tendons. Meat. And sinew
Sure bro
>anatomically correct
Oh god my sides. Lmao
You sure ruined the fake argument with that 20kb file bro. I mean you can’t just take real animal bones and shove them in the papier mache body.
>not correct
Oh did they just grow the meat and tendons and sinew s huh. The only laughable are you idiots. Dumb Black person
so... i should get a tennis racket and some bug spray then?
I think this is wise for all of us.
also, could ya tell me more about the perfect anatomy of that multi part pelvis? like if the tissues, said but not show, to exsist is muscles tendons and such, how dose the body move under tension? and also how dose it rotate its writs or feet with only one bone in the second form arm and shin? the only way this can be claimed as perfect anatomy is if ones understanding of anatomy goes no father then - there are bones and flesh under skin)
as to the 'dna' put some fresh sawdust and bone meal in the plaster mix, lol
Give source for DNA and what the DNA shows.
This thing doesn’t have mobility. You can watch the videos and it’s rigid as hell. It doesn’t move under tension. It doesn’t rotate. It never has. It’s made of common DIY products bro.
They don’t grow it. It’s from animal parts.
>perfect anatomy
Seriously my sides are in orbit.
You can’t infer biomechanics of an apparently totally unknown clade from a desiccated mummy. It’s stupid as frick that you think you can.
yes you can, this paper mache doll couldnt turn its wrists, only one bone, nothing to push or pull against (and we only pull, im even extrapolating for your low fi bull shit) it couldnt stand erect, because its pelvis is multiple pieces, nothing to push or pull against.
i know exactly what im talking about, you can be ignorant of what words mean but that dose not in anyway the words have no meaning. each of the terms i used described a mechanical process that occurs above (epic) the dna molecule, that determines when protein synthesis occurs.
and how do you know anything about what these things were like in life such that your childish anatomical analysis has any relevance whatsoever?
> i know exactly what im talking about
No you really fricking don’t
> > algorithmic epigenetic gene expression
> are not familiar with processes like dna methylation, histone tail modification and nucleosome binding
That’s all gibberish word-salad, and the latter response in reply to someone pointing out that you’re straight-up wrong shows you have exactly zero comprehension of the terms you randomly picked.
>I-I-IT'S JUST A COUPLES OF MONKEYS SOWN TOGETHER AND SLATHERED WITH PAPER MACHETTE! T-T-THAT'S ALL!
HEY GUYS, IT'S A REAL MERMAID, THEY FOUND IT IN FIJI!
wtf is this real?
Yes it’s real fake
Oh yeah absolutely, the renowned hunter of oddities PT Barnum toured it all around the US. Though the real attraction everyone made a beeline to see wasn't the Fiji Mermaid but the Egress.
>I-IT'S JUST A FISH AND A MONKEY SEWN TOGETHER AND LEFT TO CURE IN SALT, T-THAT'S ALL
debookers use all kinds of tricks like this
Do they?
What is the trick? Because it looks like he posted a fraud and suggested this is an equally pointless fraud.
I’m not seeing a trick. It may be that your brain is extra tiny.
>He has been tricked by a fraudster before
Are you trying to reduce his credibility?
>Also, they're real.
They are real in the sense that they are really fake models.
🙂
So, I think I may have seen this one in my dreams. Except it was more green and had snake skin, the eyes and mouth/beak thingy looks almost identical. I'm talking before any of this even was coming out I specifically remember this.
it's fake, there was literally zero buzz about them since the reveal, stop having 8 years mentally
>it's fake, there was literally zero buzz about them since the reveal
This is wrong on so many levels that I don't even know where to start.
I don't think people realize how many of these bodies have been revealed so far. We have 4 different species and among those we have different ages, sexes, and pregnant bodies that have embryos and fetuses inside them.
I believe we've seen 20+ bodies and they have been updating us regularly. Pictured is a body that is carrying a fetus. The fetus also has 3 fingers and toes
Not meant to derail, but my theory is that they are "created" bodies for the entities "souls" to plug into. I don't believe there are different species in the sense that they have evolved naturally with or without interference.
Obviously I have nothing to really go off of (except for some second-hand remote viewing data) but I definitely get the hunch that they're golems or have an artificial origin. The eggs and wombs are interesting because it means they're reproducing. Perhaps they are not far off from you or I, if we are also engineered and self-replicating...
>picture is supposed to be proof
>been faked since camera was invented
homie plz
There's a lot more evidence than just a picture. Try harder, gay.
post it you fricking liar
if they are fake why are glowies so committed to camping these threads? hmm
not everyone who calls you a moron is a glowey. sometimes you're just legitimately moronic.
no, the only morons are the glowies - like you. if you had just shut the frick about it and didn't bother bumping it 24/7 for the past two years, /x/ would have just forgotten about it. even now I see these threads bumped by you morons so I have to seriously question what you are trying to accomplish
Yeah? Well frick you. How do you like that?
Frick aliens, I will frick then up.
>There are no scientists!
>Actually it’s that There are no white scientists!
>Oh I mean, uh, they’re the wrong sort of scientists!
cope harder, nobody trusts science coming from south of the border, for good reasons.
You sure as frick shouldn't trust a scientific analysis of aliens coming out of the US either. That's the whole problem.
Why do shitskins have an innate need to lie and hoax like this? What's their fricking problem?
small forebrains.
Too frickin busy trying to keep the bills paid.
if you're on /x/ you obviously have some time. this argument is so annoying. in this case, the evidence has even been neatly collected in a website for all to see.
how fricking stupid are you?
Smarter than you, evidently.
nobody cares because they are fakes endorsed by a known fraudster.
>a known fraudster.
He has been tricked by a fraudster before. He himself is not a fraudster. Also, they're real.
real, cope and seethe
Fake. Obviously so.
Comical.
They're real and no matter how hard you glow at me you can not convince me otherwise.
BTW the osmium plates in their chests are where their consciousness is stored. They might still be "alive" to this day.
>BTW the osmium plates in their chests are where their consciousness is stored. They might still be "alive" to this day.
dear glowtards,
you're still operating on horrendously outdated shill procedures. reacting pic quoting is about ten years out of fashion. there's a reason why your salary is so low
What country are you from?
poland
Explains a lot
>reacting pic quoting is about ten years out of fashion.
Only cause zoomies can't be bothered to take the time to find an appropriate react pic to complement their obtuse comments.
Saying glowie a lot is the really tired meme on /x/ now.
I’ve still yet to see the source for this osmium nonsense in any of the allegedly scientific scans and docs..
There a shitty image I’ve seen where someone said it was osmium and a close up of one of the dolls where it is clearly a bit of foil.
Where’s this osmium source?
Is that what the "scientists" say?
>BTW the osmium plates in their chests are where their consciousness is stored
Fricking lol
The osmium shit was speculated due to the density or w/e when they scanned them, but I think most people are saying it's not osmium now. I've been hearing silver, gold, and copper alloys.
>BTW the osmium plates in their chests are where their consciousness is stored. They might still be "alive" to this day.
Just ordered my osmium implant bros.
Gonna put my soul into it and then live on.
They're real. Deal with it.
They aren’t real.
I guess I can deal with it.
>one of the mummy feet was recently confiscated by glowies in a raid
Why are they so desperate to steal these paper machete bags of chicken bones and rocks? So weird. So weird.
Every thread gets spammed with the same shit, despite there currently being evidence against the main arguments against this stuff. They're not fake, stitched together from random animals, or clay.
This board is full of so much moronic spirituality crap that gets no pushback ever, why is this the thing that gets filled half up with spam? Just go away and don't talk about it if you think it's fake.
>why is this the thing that gets filled half up with spam?
Because unironically the glowies are running a campaign against it.
There is something real about it and they are trying as much as they can to discredit it. They even brought their "Grusch is a glowie" copypasta here although it's completely unrelated to anything.
space is fake and aliens are probably made up by masons to brainwash people
look what they did to my boi ET
how you guys considered that thats just a golum and they're trying to use you to make it twitch or something by us all thinking about it?
Is anybody here not going to address the fact that those mummies have DNA at all? I mean I'm not denying the possibility that they're actually ayyys and shit but if they're double-helixed programmed just like us terrestrials, and it turns out they're actually aliens, it would imply either extraterrestrials are of terrestrial origin, or we terrestrials are of extraterrestrial origin. Why's nobody mentioning this.
There is also the entire plant and animal kingdom to consider. But if everything has DNA it sort of implies something like the opening scene of Prometheus happened on earth billions of years ago. Or maybe it could be convergent evolution. This is similar to the science man argument that since the specimens are bipedal like us they aren't wacky enough to be aliens.
I’ve wondered about this, I’m not a trained geneticist but I know that the sequencing method used breaks the molecules into base pairs.
In astrobiology, it’s long been speculated that you could have abiogenesis with alternative molecular chemistry, even “DNA” analogs using different nucleotides.
If you had some alien genetic information that uses nucleotide bases on a phosphorus backbone like our DNA, but the informational basis uses different nucleotides, then what would that look like when you apply this sequencing method to it?
Wouldn’t it look like a bunch of confusing nonsense, as these results seem to be?
In other words, how would we know what “alien genetics” look like under sequencing? What should we expect to see from various possibilities for alternate evolutionary histories?
This is spot on. Right now we're getting a mixture of shit from cross contamination, and shit we can't make heads or tails of. The next step is to figure out what exactly we're looking at, and to try to figure out the tools to properly read and map whats going on in their genetics.
>This is similar to the science man argument that since the specimens are bipedal like us they aren't wacky enough to be aliens.
Anybody who says this hasn't read any UFO literature whatsoever and their opinion goes in the trash. Aliens are reported as humanoid like 99% of the time, which is unexpected since liars would probably paint them as more fantastical. Furthermore, many of them look human, like exactly human. I think it's clear we are all related in some way and it's not just convergent evolution. I don't deny evolution but I think something is missing in the timeline.
Oh wow working hours in America end and the glowie spam stops. Amazing.
I know most of you won't believe this, but I want to tell you what I know. I think these things are legitimate, because I had an abduction experience in 2005 where what I saw looked almost exactly like this. Stereotypical grey alien, small(3-4 feet tall), 3 fingers, etc. I only ever told one person and he laughed at me and thought I was making it up, so I haven't really been able to talk about it with anyone else since out of embarrassment.
Even looking at these pictures gives me an immense feeling of dread. I hear stories of people who were abducted feeling calmed or at peace when in the presence of the aliens, not me. All I remember is sheer terror as the poked, prodded, and examined me. It's not really something I want to relive, but I'll tell you something you might find interesting/can use to corroberate other peoples info as you see fit:
They wear grey suits with goggles. It's VERY tight on their bodies, but I saw them storing some off. Their real skin is very strange, bright pink/fleshy colored, almost red, and they have round eyes with a pupil similar to a goat's. It caught me off guard and it's very strange looking. They also smell absolutely terrible. Wherever they had me had the smell of burning metal and ammonia, I dont know if it was from them, or from being in space/the atmosphere or whatever they use in their technology. It is a horrible experience all around and I hope none of you ever go through it. Posting this here because I figure interested people will read it, uninterested will dismiss and forget. I hope at least some of you found this interesting
I 100% believe you, the goggles and smell are very consistently reported in traumatic abduction experiences.
You sure about the 3 fingers? Typical greys that are 4 feet tall have 4 fingers, usually. Did you see them manipulate any tools with the 3 fingers?
The mummies are only 1-2 feet tall, so it's not the same species. But they're probably related in some way.
sorry to hear that anon.
some adbuctions seem to be intergenerational in ancestry, stretching from past generational bloodlines to the future ones have been or will be abducted at some point in their lives. it doesn't matter what location.
it has also caused families to be broken due to the recognized or unrecognized traumatic experiences, especially not knowing the intergenerational abduction patterns.
some abductions have also caused physical health issues aside from the psychological aspects. the trauma of when these abductors will come back is also haunting.
it's best to ask siblings, parents, grandparents, and even your children/children of your siblings (if you or they've one), if they've also experienced patterns of abduction like you did.
Do you know why "alien abductions" are intergenerational (along with the very high percentage of military/intelligence families)? It's just a cover for trauma-based mind control programming. Some links
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/35498870/
Also, could you draw one? Did they have the same head shape as the mummies? Your observation of goat's eyes is strange, I've never heard that and it would suggest that they're a prey animal? I've heard some accounts of what grey eyes really look like, they always mention human-looking eyes.
Why do you think they abducted you?
hey anon, this random African dude agrees about the part where they are wearing a very tight suit while looking like a "freshly skinned" animal underneath
just thought it was a weird coincidence
https://twitter.com/ScienceboyJack/status/1785404305878696002/video/3
tldr - anyone interested in this topic should live in constant dread and terror
most of the time they wipe your memory, and many abductions are pretty positive. It might have to do with luck of the draw when it comes to species or faction. I wouldn't be in any more terror of this than any of the other terrible things that can happen to you at any given time.
i was sardonically paraphrasing bro, this topic will be fiction in media with no strong feelings of any kind as output until personal experience moves me in another direction
>smell of burning metal and ammonia
Interesting. I've heard similar statements about other anomalous phenomena, such as bigfoot and dogman. It has something to do with where they come from, I'm sure.
the shape of molecules is not arbitrary. the various tension between valance shells of the elements that make up the molecule determine its shape, and bonding site potential. carbon based chains are actually one of only 2 molecules that can get large enough in elemental count to facilitate algorithmic epigenetic gene expression, with the other being 5 pointed radial stars of arsenic - but i doubt many people look at tuberculosis and think emmahgawd aliummms
>carbon based chains are actually one of only 2 molecules that can get large enough in elemental count to facilitate
Wrong, silicon
> algorithmic epigenetic gene expression,
bruh
nope just carbon and arsenic. are not familiar with processes like dna methylation, histone tail modification and nucleosome binding that allow for intralife variation in genesequence expression? epigenetics stoped being a meme like 20 years ago boomer
you’re a fricking dumbass, you have literally no idea what you’re talking about and you’re not using your big fancy words properly you mouth-breathing moron.
Liar
>It doesn’t have mobility
No shit, they’ve been in a chemical desiccant for a thousand years
>carbon based chains are actually one of only 2 molecules that can get large enough in elemental count to facilitate algorithmic epigenetic gene expression,
>algorithmic epigenetic gene expression
You could have just said “genetics” and you’d still be wrong but at least then you wouldn’t look moronic. Throwing random words in to make something sound more sciencey doesn’t work if you don’t actually know what the hell you’re saying.
Or maybe you can explain what the frick
>Algorithmic epigenetic gene expression
is supposed to mean in the context of carbon chains having enough structural complexity to enable biochemistry, I’d love to see you explain what you were thinking
an algorythem is a set of rules that one or multiple systems can function within, epi is a prefix occurring in loanwords from greek, where it meant “upon,” “on,” “over,” “near,” “at,” “before,” “after”, im not going to explain what genetic means to you, gene expression is when a particular portion of the whole genome is transcribed to make rna. therefore algorithmic epigenetic gene expression refers to a set of rules governing a set of multiple systems above built above or upon the genome that determine when and how rna transcription takes place. go frick yourself casual
clearly you dont either, but you wanna pretend aliens have to operate outside mechanical principals because the doll demonstrates a body that could not stand walk turn or rotate its wrists.
genuine moron-tier
>m-maybe if i quote the dictionary they won’t know i’m moronic
>algorithmic epigenetic gene expression refers to a set of rules governing a set of multiple systems above built above or upon the genome that determine when and how rna transcription takes place.
So as described, what you’re trying rather poorly to talk about isn’t algorithmic or epigenetic. So why did you use those terms? Do you not actually know what epigenetics are?
>THESE FAKE AYYY LMAOS ARE FAKE
>THESE FAKE AYY LMAOS ARE REAL ACCORDING TO SCIENTAUTISM STUDIES IN PERU
>THESE FAKE ALIENZ ARENT EVEN FAKE AYY LMAOS THEY ARE REALLY SOMETHING ELSE
>igotabductedbyaliens.lmao
Truly this is a thread.
>THESE
what are you suggesting?
I merely summarised the thread.
That is exactly what you are reading if you start at the top and work down but condensed and given a higher IQ veneer.
what other threads have you merely summarized lately? or is this the only one?
Only this thread has been high level and intellectually worthwhile. It’s one for the ages.
the plaster on this shit
is thicker then the plaster on the vatican
>cracks knuckles in skizspeak
ima try a summation myself
>boomer tier shills think people would actually care if suddenly aliens were real, but they wont and they arnt
As a powerful summary anon I think you are close but the Vatican does not have plaster.
Those columns are made from alien skin that is centuries old and the insides are osmium.
way to be more interesting then 242 posts bro
if we assume evolution a juxtaposition illusion to the truth of one perfect bodies recursive quantitative qualia refinement, and subsequently assume said recursion occurs in both gradual processes and discrete increments, and finally if we assume all the hematite deposits on earth the remnants of the blood of a previous era separate via discretion in lieu of graduality, where in the chain of iron copper silver and gold would you blase the blood of osmium?
it's 6 AM. looks like someone just got back to work.
I pity your time zone autism. I’ve been laughing at this on and off for four hours here.
The shitposting may now continue until 5.
There would be no point to the propaganda on the topic if that was true, it just wasn't on your master's agenda.
Remember who your masters are.
Where is the stictches?
The incisions?
The screws holding the bodies together?
These things are real as frick and there is ancient artwork all over south america proving it
thats in north america, your seeing the ruins of a bombed megalithic building, the dark coloring is the external water poorf coating that was applied to the exterior of the finished building (you can see it better in this image~). the markings are less the 150 years old, and done by a particular group with the intention of presenting a particular idea, ie construct a problem so your presented solution is accepted by those troubled
Those petroglyphs are thousands of years old. Dp you want me to show u peruvian ones?
do you believe all historical claims accurate?
i present the following -
some historical claims are institutionally falsified to push particular agendas, if this is the case, what criteria would you personally use to distinguish an institutionally falsified claim from an earnestly presented one? and if you dont believe this the case, ie all presented history is as stated, what brings you to a 4 chan alien thread this morning to debate presented history?
Theres no plaster on the bodies. Its diotomacous earth. They have wiped a few them off. The skin is scaly and gray
This is disclosure
So lets say they crash landed thousands of years ago. Where is their ship? Did the US government haul away the ship? Is this what the whole Grutsch thing is about?
Why are their hybrids? Is this related to the abduction phenomena?
Maybe the hoaxers assembled the bones and grew meat anatomically and tendons on the bones with a 3d printer guys.
The fact people think that these are fake is ridiculous. Herebis an exray of the fiji mermaid
Obvouis under an xray
ALIEN DISCLOSURE IMMINENT UFO ARRIVAL VERY SOON 2024 QAnon
Q
Dear Sirs, a very important classified video will be leaked before Full Alien Disclosure Occurs in the Months May 2024 Official Global Arrival Date please review attached Transcripts
I'm Formerly employee in DEEPSTATE Government Best Regards Goodluck.
Aliens UFO DID 911 TRUTH
When 9/11 happened, news in Australia initially reported that the US was attacked by aliens. There used to be videos of metal orbs flying right through the buildings coming from above instead of directly towards., RESEARCH THE FLAT EARTH.
I HVAE NO JOINTS AND I MUST MOVE.
Holy shit is this from the official scientific studies?
It has joints tho
Why are you ignoring evidence. Some of the mummies are sitting position dude
I think some people are just legitimately too stupid to understand what to expect from a dried-up husk in a desiccant-filled desert cave
I HAVE NO KNEES AND I MUST SIT.
dawww you upgraded me from incomprehensible to just poor when i broke down exactly what i ment with 4 words of a much larger post - your still not getting - and im okay with that! do you think the paper mache doll is a real alien, if yes what do you suggest we do with this information beyond tennisracket/bugspary?
this want ment for
>ahh yes. Just a coicidence goy
All these 3 fingered carvings are rock drawings you can only see from space
>no its not real...its a fake body.Pay attention to this CIA guy here in front of congress who cant talk about it but knows stuff. Trust us
Most obvouis bullshit ive eve seen. Real disclosure has already Happened with these bodies and the government probably hauled the ship off or its buried under the naval medical research unit in Lima in the archaeological dig like luis elizondo eluded too
>Real disclosure has already Happened
are you upset no one cares as much as you about dolls and the cartoon drawings? also, i cant help but notice your not suggesting anything
Your butthurt and have to spend time debooonking. If your so convinced they are fake you would keep coming back. But your a glowBlack person, thats what Black folk are paid for.
your butt hurt that the tv aliens youve believed in all your life are at best poorly crafted dolls. if your so convinced they are real why would you have any more reson to keep coming back to - open forum discussion - then anyone who disagrees with you. im not a glowBlack shill, get some bug spray and a tennis racket for home defence if you actually think this garbage is real (behold a productive suggestion, wont see any more of these in this thread by anyone who like you ~believes~). im not paid for this at all, this entire topic is live in fear propaganda, it should be contested freely - do better
They're real.
fake and gay
They’re real.
They are really fake.
you guys are so fricking stupid for falling for this. I cant comment on the peru ones but the 3 mexican ones are fake as frick. https://youtu.be/-DmDHF6jN9A?t=211 (timestamped)
Why did they sprinkle dirt on the little fellas? They couldn't have at least dusted them off?