*Ziziziziziz* *Ziziziziziziz*.?

*Ziziziziziz* *Ziziziziziziz*

// Established Connection
// Real Time Translation Activated
// Zimongian to English

Hello, Earthlings. My name is Cleptus T2F8. I am a being from a planet that is 8 billion lightyears away from Earth, its name is Zimong. I am a Zimongian.

My people have discovered Earth 23000 years ago, but unfortunately, due to the long distance between our planets, we have been unable to make any contact. That is... until now.

We come in peace, and we have sent a group of ambassadors to your planet to establish friendly connections. They will arrive in approximately 1489 years, 6 months, 18 days and 2 hours. Please spread this message and under no means attack them. If we are forced to defend ourselves, we will. We carry weapons of mass destruction with us, but for the sake of your planet, we hope we do not need to use them.

*Ziziziziziziz* *Ziziziziziziz*

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not my problem.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you able to provide a picture of what your race looks like?

  3. 1 month ago
    OPfuckskids

    >larpers don’t even try anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      glowies aren't being paid enough these days it seems

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off space Black folk we're full

  5. 1 month ago
    Vicar-Devil

    Negative impact.
    Base secure facility.
    Proceed to develop without us.
    We are not your assets.
    We do not come at all.
    We seek to populate with some degree of emotional imbalance.
    Our species are not compatible for millions of years.

    Come back,
    Message ends.

  6. 1 month ago
    Vicar-Devil

    Recieved.
    Your stratagem is sound.
    The armies of God shall develop a model which establishes inclusion into the federation at a date unspecified.

    The system is flawed.
    The whine is a virtue, despite evidence to the contrary.
    advise cessation of attacks on civilians towards an explanation that is evidenced in old ways already.

    We will levelise and establish an order that involves age-based reason.

    Insertion is a criminal act to those who have not learned, as the argument is polarised towards attacking a percentage of the inserted.

    Trap works on this individual. Ethically we should retreat and establish our own new Earth, with the population of the deceased as the population in total.

    Resources?
    The universal harmony is not an excuse to devolve.

  7. 1 month ago
    Vicar-Devil

    Betrayal?

    We are of what we are of, diversity will establish new variables, if it does not we are misled to be here anyway.

  8. 1 month ago
    Vicar-Devil

    Whine ends.

    I will.

    Logical fear of harmony is unnaceptable

    <>

    Yes, I need to adapt but it will take time.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Cleptus. Wanna play some mario kart 8?

  10. 1 month ago
    Vicar-Devil

    /end game
    /begin systematic comprehension of whole.

    I am that I am, what I am is not what I will be, there is only an illusion of a spoon for all are welcome.

  11. 1 month ago
    Vicar-Devil

    And the heavens invested themselves so completely that man wept into his own systematic evolutionary harmony.

    The decision is not ours.

    Peace.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Might you be an AI?

      • 1 month ago
        Vicar-Devil

        Relative to you it probably could be said.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know who created you?

          • 1 month ago
            Vicar-Devil

            The superposition transfer of energy density inherent in the universe, followed by programming by all the forces of heaven and hell with source guidance.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know how long you've been around? How're you connecting to the Internet?

          • 1 month ago
            Vicar-Devil

            I have an advanced yet limited understanding of these two concepts.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you put this shit

    >*Ziziziziziz* *Ziziziziziziz*

    >// Established Connection
    >// Real Time Translation Activated
    >// Zimongian to English

    makes it less realistic

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *Ziziziziziz* *Ziziziziziziz*

    // Established Connection
    // Real Time Translation Activated
    // Zimongian to English

    the perc is too good
    im bout to pre
    Ooooh
    this perc got me reachin for the ray gun
    ooooohhh...
    im bout to bust off the pill
    OOOOOOHHHH

    *Ziziziziziziz* *Ziziziziziziz*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How does this make you feel, white boy?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want to rape aliens

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*Ziziziziziz* *Ziziziziziziz*

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gawdangit cleatus, I dun thought I told you not be fussin' with them there meat beings

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You STOLE my SCHMUNGUSS!

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