You're not really here again on a Thursday, are you? We've been keeping track of you.

You're not really here again on a Thursday, are you?
We've been keeping track of you.
Never forget to clean out your air filters frequently, and stay away from that girl.
Because she's not good for you.
An encounter is to be expected in the next few days.
Well, this is all that I had to say to you.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >coca imposter
    iswydt

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You talking to me, eh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      check your watch

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Encounter of wut?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    H-how did you get a picture of my tulpa?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you ready?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Always.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for proving that you're not actually spying on me, dummy. You should have been vaguer.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm spying on you too. I bet you haven't cleaned out your refrigerator in awhile, have you? See, I told you I'm spying on you. See you around, kiddo. *Winks in a very boomer way.*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha, clean your windows dumb shit

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on vacation bro. And yea the girl is fricking awful, I need to focus on my philosophy you're right. And yea, air filters due for a change.
    You know where I'm at, all good.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes she is

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I barely see her, what's the problem?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is everything about this thread like so spot on. even the filename. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck? AAAAAAA IM NOOTICING
    >picrel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >same anon
      i will just chalk it up to coincidence. he doesnt know whats going on in my life, and nobody told him to post this thread with these details. YEP YEP YEP. I KNOW YOU. YOU KNOW ME. I AM YOU. YOU ARE ME. I DONT KNOW YOU.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Clean under your refrigerator champ.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will thanks bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, we all know that there are very, very few people who don't frequently clean under their refrigerator on a regular basis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you knew the things I knew, you would understand why.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yoooo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is this OP? well you hit every nail here. but i dont wanna tell you why, since you should know why...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What does the door to my bedroom look like?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            idk, probably a white door? like most doors.

            Clean under your refrigerator champ.

            Excuse me? and if i dont...?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Well, this is all that I had to say to you.
          There is no more. This is the full message. Be good, be merciful to the poor and suffering, be just amongst the wicked, pray to God, and find the path. You will find it only through humility.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            See now thats very general, and doesn't address anything specific. The OP post was very funny. funny haha, not funny queer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's
        Canon

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well help me out because I'm getting tired

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will people unravel the subject name? This whole thread is hilarious once you understand what the point of it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sus imposter?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need to know wtf is really up if you know me you know this situation is fricked beyond reason just give me a sign you see me that's all I want is to know I dont suffer in silence..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same. i think i fricked up. give me closure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same. i think i fricked up. give me closure

      You will find the answer here.

      When will people unravel the subject name? This whole thread is hilarious once you understand what the point of it is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I need answers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If I told you that I was born a man and became a woman, what would you say to me?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like you were taking HRT

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone who threatens you threatens me as who are they to tell what is the way and what isn't. Please I need something and I'll die for the answers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you mean Coca Imposter?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I will give the answer 2 hours from now if you haven't figured it out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if thread is still alive by then

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The schizos are stirred up. If they want the answer they’ll have to play ball.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because obviously, there's only one person who is currently in contact with a girl and has air filters.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >and stay away from that girl

    which girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but she's not a red head or asian or a blonde

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          let me guess, this girl has black hair?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not your mom. the girl OP was talking about

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            black.hair.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nope and nope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            YEP EP YEP. STOP DENYING IT. WHATS HER SKIN TONE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a white girl with black hair a goth right but I'm addicted wtf

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You're not really here again on a Thursday, are you?
    Wait, it really is Thursday...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She actually was pretty hot in that scene. Of course, I've always been attracted to older women.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she looks horrible with the short boy hair, maybe if she had her hair longer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And why do these pastas always sound like they were written by the same exact person?

        • 1 month ago
          Coca Imposter

          it's called genius anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's actually called decades of getting bullied.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone on EerieWeb is a victim of bullying

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but not everybody has it written all over them like whoever writes all these pastas. One sentence out of any of them reveals how uncool and uninteresting he was to his peers in school. You can tell he's trying to feel like the people who made him feel insignificant.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            don't take it so personally lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not taking anything personally. It's just a vibe that I genuinely get from the person who writes these pastas. I wouldn't be saying this about him if he didn't come across that way to me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the person

            pastas come from many cooks, newbie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not talking about all pastas, but there is a handful of them that seem to be written by the same exact person, with the same personality and style of writing.
            >newbie
            I've been using EerieWeb on and off for eleven years. EerieWeb was less than ten years old when I started using it. I've been using EerieWeb for most of the time that it's existed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >with the same personality and style of writing.

            that's to be expected if there's a particular style of shit-posting that has become vogue.

            >eleven years

            psh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >11 years

            Yo wtf balloon boy older than ur time here???

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Their might be less than 50 active humans on every board of this website.
          All of us use multiple boards
          What are the chances of it NOT being from the same guy who made other pastas.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >flaunts her disgusting body
        Oh homie u gay

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You're not really here again on a Thursday, are you?
    >We've been keeping track of you.
    >Never forget to clean out your air filters frequently, and stay away from that girl.
    >Because she's not good for you.
    >An encounter is to be expected in the next few days.
    >Well, this is all that I had to say to you.

    how does he know, YES I AM HERE ON A THURSDAY.

    I HAVE AIR FILTERS (LUNGS).
    YES THERE IS A GIRL
    YES IM WAITING FOR AN ENCOUNTER :OOO
    the motherfricker

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its an anagram you tards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for what

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        acrostic poem

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You ruined the whole joke! Why couldn't you just wait for them to figure it out?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >An acrostic poem is a type of poetry where the first, last or other letters in a line spell out a particular word or phrase. >The most common and simple form of an acrostic poem is where the first letters of each line spell out the word or phrase.

          first letters: YWNBAW
          last letters: UULUSU

          hm?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >YWNBAW
            You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

            All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

            Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

            You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

            Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

            This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            so this thread exists to make fun of trannies?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's why EerieWeb exists

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I'm offended these young bucks think they're better than the og wtf professional frick up sine 2006

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >GIRL
    i'm safe bros (gay here)

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck sending her to encounter me with her blocked
    sorry hun you had your shot at a King

  22. 1 month ago
    highland

    Damn I haven't been here in over a year and this one of the first posts I see

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my wisdom and experience transcends that of, EerieWeb... *deep breath* Everything i have experienced in my life, it gets written down in /x/ Usually as a popular thread, or a general. It is nothing new, but a reminder of the life i once lived... *deep breath* in the ... past. God loves you all. God bless. Amen

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I think I accidentally channeled God and talked to myself. My air filters need to be changed and there is someone that I have to avoid. Help!

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >checked thread on Friday (midnight)
    I win again haha I can do whatever I want! We are going to live forever!

  26. 1 month ago
    N

    >The gurl
    The one of which im thinking rn? Cus theres like 5 or 6 of em atm..

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's been Friday the entire time this post has existed.

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