you open a rug and a Jinni grants you 3 wishes. what do?

you open a rug and a Jinni grants you 3 wishes.
what do?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Banish and send him back to hell.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. back massage
    2. a hug
    3. wish for him to be happy for the rest of his life.

    the first 2 wishes are so that he does not feel absolutely useless!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wish that the Christian God was real
    >wish that the Christian faith was the one true religion
    >wish that I die and immediately go to heaven regardless of how I lived my life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't have to wish, bro.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want the ability to make myself dense and still able to move at normal speed. I would make it to where my body weighed 10,000 pounds and punch holes through steel without hurting myself. My organs are just as dense so I don't die. It's magic so whatever I just want to be so dense nothing can hurt me and if I wanted, I could turn into a black hole.

    Second, shape-shifting ability

    Third extreme longevity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > body weighs 10000 pounds
      > must ride everywhere on a semi trailer, because cars just get crushed every time he tries to sit in one

      https://i.imgur.com/eSF0rZK.jpeg

      The first thing I do, is I wish for this genie, in her 1965 form.

      > "Can I massage you, Master?"
      Based.

      https://i.imgur.com/BQ3Tu9S.jpeg

      you open a rug and a Jinni grants you 3 wishes.
      what do?

      1) Harem of hot girls.

      2) I'm in the best shape of my life / vigor of a young man.

      3) My own secure, self sufficient compound in a rural area.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1) Harem of hot girls.
        >
        >2) I'm in the best shape of my life / vigor of a young man.
        >
        >3) My own secure, self sufficient compound in a rural area.
        pretty nice actually I'm stealing your picks

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. go back in time to when I was 7 with all of my memories
    2. don't care
    3. don't care

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first thing I do, is I wish for this genie, in her 1965 form.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she were the Djinn

      > Eternal youth
      > Trapped in the bottle with you forever
      > Third wish? Naw, we're good.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. I wish to be sultan
    2. I wish to be the greatest sorcerer who ever lived
    3. I wish to be a jinni

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nonono you gotta wish to be a prince, then wish to be saved from drowning, then wish the jinni was free.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1-Make me an immortal shapeshifter
    2- give me the ability to go invisible indefinitely and can choose which portion of me can interact with physical world
    3- ability to move with speed of light (so like silver bullet X-men)
    With these 3 I can recreate the world in my image

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if the jinni is unable to grant your wish? Is there a protocol for that?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the limits on wishes? Could I wish to be the god of my own world?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Digger bick, dicken booty and about tree fiddy million dollars

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you open a rug

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unroll

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. immortal life that can be ended only through a sincere attempt of suicide.
    2. immortal youth
    3. power over life and death in others

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish 3 wishes

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. For every dollar that everyone in earth makes, I make one dollar more.
    2. For every dollar I make, they all get one dollar more.
    3. Double world hunger.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. The full, concise, and conspicuous ability to manipulate reality at will, with no drawbacks, catches, or repercussions.

    2. For every man on earth to receive a blowjob from the genie, one at a time.

    3. Second genie blowjob.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1.Return to when I was 12 with all my memories intact
    2.$25,000 a day at 2:00 exactly they appear 2 feet in front of me and I can use them however I want
    3.I get the ability to create any videogame I want instantly with only typing the idea on the computer.
    I create the greatest media age ever known to mankind and leave a legacy that lasts for centuries.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Request a historic list of all previous wishes and subsequent outcomes.
    2. Ability to shape reality at will, appropriately phrased
    3. Reserve

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WISH YOU WERE GAY

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make /x/ interesting and fun
    >get a new rug
    >wish them away

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My first wish would be to relieve the financial burdens me, my friends and my family are under

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask for my cat, my ex, and my hope back

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Avarice now causes physical pain in the individual. Potentially lethal at high enough concentrations.
    2. A glass that can never be broken or accidentally spilled, that fills endlessly with whatever liquid I would like at whatever temperature I desire.

    That's it, that's all I need. Sitting back and sipping my endless birch beer as every politician, billionaire, and parasite gradually ODs on painkillers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make evil people ugly as frick, the more greedy, amoral, psychopath you are the ugly you get and the more virtuos, charitable, honest you become more beautiful.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will be ugly since you wish ill to people moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what a hook nosed israeli goblin would say.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish for another 100 wishes.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vicissitude level 10, a Death Note and Wish the jinni to be free because I'm chill like that.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >to age half as fast
    >to be unquestioned god-emperor of earth
    >to know the true history of earth
    From there I can either direct us towards pleiades, aldebaran, down to agartha, beyond the ice wall, or into the forests.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Genie Blowjob
    2. Another genie blowjob
    3. Everyone has two flat tires

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. I wish to have sex with Jinni
    2. I wish to be able to cause earthquakes
    3. I wish for a Permanent indestructible Radio made by God

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1.Sit down and create a character called "happy man" that has a long list of abilities. Then ask to be that character

    2.Ask for a book that has all knowledge and the ability to forget that knowledge but bookmark it in that book as something that I blackboxed/would drive me insane.

    3.Wish they were gone back to where they come from till I need a last wish.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wish Goku was real
    >Wish for Goku and Jesus to enter a dimension where one of them has to die to escape, the loser gets ereased from history at a conceptual level
    >3rd Wish would be an indestructible window into the dimension to watch the fight

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Bunny Fucker

    1. Total world utopia
    2. Add four hundred seventy five thousand eight hundred and six to all numbers. ALL numbers.
    475,809. Rabbit conjuring, preferably out of a hat like a magician

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1) a magic bag that never runs out of turnips
    2) perfect, unexcelled enlightenment
    3) set Jinni free

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