>you die. >you meet all your ancestors. >they all watched you masturbate

>you die
>you meet all your ancestors
>they all watched you jerk off

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ancestors
    what do biological parents have to do with your consciousness that's been there from the beginning just the same?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Our soul is immutable, yes, but reincarnation is a genetic thing, friend.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they all watched you jerk off
    good for them

  3. 1 month ago
    KillerNekoo

    am I the weirdo for jacking off or are they creepy for still looking a it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They could be doing something else for real

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At that point your are all essentially a collective so why be embarrassed? Their past is mine too, as my past is theirs. If I fricked a twink so did they.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they know about my werewolf, mal0, scp and cryptid folders

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you know what they say....everyone is turkish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but not everyones a delite!

        *pa-dum tish*

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scientists tried to investigate the effects of masturbation by creating control groups that had people that did it, and people that didn't, and measure their general differences in living.
    They had to cancel it because they couldn't find a single person that hadn't jerk offd for the study.
    Why would you be ashamed of doing something everyone does?
    Including all your ancestors.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Meet my ancestors

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe that's why they've forsaken me

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you get to see them jerk off now too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh wow how tables have turned.
      DNDS

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying they didn't and haven't been watched by their ancestors

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Implying my I dont get get to blast my ancestors for not knowing a crippling isolation only a tribeless monkey may know. That the forge of sadness shaping me is a white hot coal they can only look at the sky and imagine. I dont look down on them or anyone else better or worse off than me my crosses are my badges and mine to bear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You aren’t alone anon, when this israeli hostile foreign corporate entity pretending to be the respective gov’s of the world for the central fiction banks, finally do collapse. Things won’t be as shitty as they are now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My ancestors don't care about that. I'm honoring them by being a sick c**t like they used to be.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they mock me for dressing like a woman every night
    Would be rude T..T

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ghosts are real
    >they are all watching me generate the most degenerate shit imaginable with stable diffusion
    It's over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they are all watching me generate the most degenerate shit imaginable with stable diffusion
      Links. Let my ancestors have something to talk with and complain about with yours.
      Porn - getting people closer together, even after death

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >so it should come as no shock to them when I drop trou and start stroking it right then and there in the afterlife

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh well.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They wouldn't care about that. Rather, they'd castigate me for not capitalising on genuine opportunities to make it in life.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ancestors disgusted by search history
    >caveman and monkey ancestor loves it

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They compliment your good taste

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You die
    >You meet all your ancestors
    >They take off their masks to reveal that they're Archons in disguise
    >You get reincarnated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would be insane. Like an evil psychotic spiritual Truman's Show.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >die
    >you meet all your ancestors
    >go on an isekai adventure where you have to find the ancestor that watched you jerk off the most

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They might be proud that we got to live in a time when we could goon to as many hot babes as humanly possible.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only if that's all you do, if you jerk off all the time they're bound to see when they're checking in

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did a lot of weeeeird stuff too like sticking all sorts of shit in my ass and gooning for days on end, I was not happy to learn there are spiritual beings everywhere that saw me do it, but hey they're all unconditionally loving and forgiving so frick it

  25. 1 month ago
    Ishtar

    And what did they do? Why have I not inherited huge hoards of wealth, insane networks, 5D technologies and summerly visits to Saturn? Hmm? My ancestors can cry and seethe. They may as well have fapped all day. Would've made no difference whatsoever.

    Muh ancestors.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're into the same kinky shit, OP

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ask them

    >will you all force me to watch my descendants jerk off too ?

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