You cannot believe both Jesus and Buddha.

You cannot believe both Jesus and Buddha. At least one of them was flagrantly lying through their teeth - their explanations of the universe and afterlife contradict. A teacher that lies to their followers is in fact no teacher at all.

Now that you have been informed you must decide RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW which one is right and which is a liar or forever admit your worldview and belief systems are silly inconsistent hogwash

Go on, tell me which it is.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell us which of their teachings you think contradict, but I bet you won't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The afterlife and reincarnation, the creation of the universe and its purpose. If I were you I'd call Buddha the liar, worst case you just reincarnate again if you're wrong. If you deny God however then he has a special place prepared for you after your death...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't you reincarnate in the Afterlife?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll have to be more specific than that. Who said what, references.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "And suppose someone were to ask you, 'This fire that has gone out in front of you, in which direction from here has it gone? East? West? North? Or south?' Thus asked, how would you reply?"
          "That doesn't apply, Master Gotama. Any fire burning dependent on a sustenance of grass and timber, being unnourished — from having consumed that sustenance and not being offered any other — is classified simply as 'out' (unbound)."
          "Even so, Vaccha, any physical form by which one describing the Tathagata would describe him: That the Tathagata has abandoned, its root destroyed, made like a palmyra stump, deprived of the conditions of development, not destined for future arising. Freed from the classification of form, Vaccha, the Tathagata is deep, boundless, hard to fathom, like the sea. 'Reappears' doesn't apply. 'Does not reappear' doesn't apply. 'Both does & does not reappear' doesn't apply. 'Neither reappears nor does not reappear' doesn't apply.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please don't believe Buddha is the legitimate one because he has never threatened to eternally torture you. That's simply not fair. Its an unfair comparison.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Reverse image search
          >Erotic pictures
          WTF, what's erotic about this?
          I was just wondering if this was AI and looking for the prompt.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AI? Are you underage? How moronic are you people?? It's an iconic photoshoot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At the age I was supposed to be looking at these, I was looking at hentai instead.
            Anyway, this is DreamPhotoGasm so you can see why I think images could be AI, though, there's the absence of melons, I blame my bad prompt done in a hurry and no cherry picking.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            can you seriously not OBVIOUSLY tell that the picture you posted is OBVIOUSLY not a photograph.. and the picture you thought was created by AI was OBVIOUSLY a photograph... ???

            I don't know what to say

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, man, there's something off about her face, like someone piled up way too many negatives in there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats what living in a eastern post-soviet country does to you
            She needs to flee to europe so a real white man can save her

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, do those tiddies have a name then?!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, Irena Ortega.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >rena Ortega.
            It looks like a certain style of AI, I assumed it was too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if eternal damnation is the everlasting death of yourself and thus reincarnation? I'm a Buddhist btw.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eternal damnation doesn't exist. Every soul gets redeemed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you deny God however then he has a special place prepared for you after your death...
        No, Yahweh is benevolent to gentiles like me so he will put me in heaven for free

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/3ZkZYyi.jpeg

        Please don't believe Buddha is the legitimate one because he has never threatened to eternally torture you. That's simply not fair. Its an unfair comparison.

        >worst case you just reincarnate again if you're wrong
        Wrong, suttas are pretty clear insulting the noble ones (the many buddhas that have came into being) leads to hell.
        Difference in buddhism puts a lot of emphasis on intention. Your intention when saying blasphemous things will carry the karmaic weight of them.
        Christianity damns you based on holding a different viewpoint, generally a cobbled together one based on a particular school pulling from all over the a specific bible, which contains things like the letters from paul (I don't actually dislike paul like some people do, but his letters are advice columns to early Christian communities, he never wrote them with the intent of them being scripture), translation issues that even Christian scholars admit, and books that have been considered uncanonical for a vast majoriy of the religions life like revelations and enoch (not that I necessarily disagree with enoch, nepahalim and especially fallen angels play a major role in buddhist mythology)
        Christanity is infamously vague when talking about the afterlife, and comes from a long tradition of the same vagueness in pre-Christian Judaism. True Christianity has always been about created a unified church and holding to the flocks salvation, and especially not about passing judgement on those outside of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you deny God however then he has a special place prepared for you after your death
        Yeah heaven, where I as a good person will go to regardless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you deny God however then he has a special place prepared for you after your death...
        pray tell what this place is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One thing I've always thought is "is Heaven not a form of reincarnation?". From what I gather, it is a kingdom devoted to God in the future in which followers of Christ are born into new physical bodies to be the people of Heaven. Do you think that when you die you immediately go to Heaven? Because I'm pretty sure the whole point of Heaven is that we enter it in the future after the day of judgement. The idea of Heaven is literally reincarnation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >evidence cited:
        the threat of torture
        Frick Abrahamists. You fricking morons are so fricking scrambled by fear and trauma and cognitive dissonance that you will stop at nothing to pull everyone else into your mind space. You fricking creeps go out of your way to avoid actual logic -- instead, you believe threatening everyone with eternal torture is the best path. Ever wonder why that is? Ever wonder why Christianity can't fricking stand on the merit of righteousness? Ever wonder why the text and the preachers have to scare everyone with the worst possible fate? I'll give you a hint, you fricking brain rotted cultist. It's because you're in a cult.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You act like buddhism doesn't do the exact strange.
          Probably why Christianity never could catch on in Buddhist countries, when you have the threat of hellfire already yelled at you constantly, what is some foreigners doing the same thing gonna accomplish?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buddha didn't die for our sins.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did Buddha die?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does anyone die?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think Jesus did either.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buddha died after a bad case of food poisoning.

        Also, had ties to serpents, and buddha left his fathers house, lucifer left his fathers house

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buddha and Buddhism are non-theistic. Buddha teaches that we don’t need a divine creator to reach nirvana and everything we need is purely inside us. Jesus teaches that there is a divine creator and salvation of the soul is only though him. I used to be “new-age” but I choose Jesus any day today. Jesus is god, Jesus is lord and saviour.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He said the kingdom of God was within everyone and that he, as in, christ consciousness was the way in.

        The afterlife and reincarnation, the creation of the universe and its purpose. If I were you I'd call Buddha the liar, worst case you just reincarnate again if you're wrong. If you deny God however then he has a special place prepared for you after your death...

        When does Jesus say this? All of his teachings have been distorted

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t believe that he said that he was the way in.. Buddhism is much more liberal in allowing followers to question everything and Buddha has urged his disciples to question everything, even him. Again, Buddhism is about humans being completely self sufficient to reach their spiritual needs and independent of a god creator and that gods existence. (To clarify, Buddhism doesn’t say there is no god but just regards the possible existence of such a god irrelevant). This is why Buddhism is so attractive to tech CEOs and LA / NYC “go-getters”. People who believe they’re in full control of their destiny and have achieved everything solely through their own hard work and dedication. The problem with this mindset is that it becomes ego centric which in turn is tied to the material and contradicts the original philosophy of Buddha itself to let go of the ego. in the teachings of Jesus the god original creator is giving you most of what you need, although you still have free will which allows you to follow him or stray from his path and sin.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A sinful Christian society is easier to dominate upon the coming of Jesus than one which is more law-abiding. Why? Repentance, which is the recognition of a debt owed to God. That's the whole point of the sin mechanic, control.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You do know that they're metaphors for the energy inside your own body and not meant to be taken literally right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything's a metaphor. What's the correct metaphor?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So its all just stories to you then? Might as well toss em out and get Lord of the Rings instead, its much better written. We can shutter those churches too, dont see why we need em when Hollywood can make metaphors just as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can Hollywood make better metaphors?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Time to go back to EerieWeb kiddo.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that you have been informed you must decide RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
    Nimrod de Rosario

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there's something you disagree over, then both ideas are wrong. Either frame your idea differently and try to come to terms, or reject them both.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Either frame your idea differently and try to come to terms
      That’s not how this works, you drooling idiot.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered that the religion of the people of North Sentinel Island is the only true one?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christ is King homosexual. we all fall short of his divine grace, yet we may all be saved

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't someone else be king?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buddha never claimed to be a king. That's like the whole point is that he is not a king. His story is that he was literally a prince who gave up all of his possessions and rule to find the meaning of life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christ is worm food.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both were enlightened and doing their best to say what needed to be said in order to get moronic genpop to think more better and not be complete sacks of shit. They are like fathers teaching lessons to children through stories something like adult versions Santa Clause and the boogeyman, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you comparing Jesus and Buddha to Rodney Williams?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice melons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boobah!!!!!!!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both are right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both are slightly wrong.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a world religion combined Jesus, Buddha called Manichaeism

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both are care correct insofar that satan is the king of this realm and steps should ve taken to attain some sort of exit

    How they differ is how they react to that observation. To budda, everything is a trick of samsara and a torment of desire. The solution is to commit a hunger strike beneath a tree

    Jesus acknolwedges too the folly in the tenptations of the deceiver, but, to budda, is possessed of perhaps sentiment, attached of a desire to help not just hinself, but others and He set out a rubrick that gave the keys to satans kingom to His people

    Jesus is obviously correct
    Though spare me little pitty in acknowledging that budda is, well, alot easier

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, good thing you are entirely wrong.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrong skin color

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only pudgy moronic women call themselves Christian buddhists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well I have one of those "christian buddhist" girls in my yoga class and I can tell you she's a cute little piece of ass! Not pudgy at all!
      and surprisingly smart too.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus was an orphan. Orphans were called children of God back then because they were allowed to live in temples. In the temple where Jesus grew up, he had access to ancient cuneiform writings with traditional knowledge from the ancient world. The teachable little Jesus studied these writings and drew his knowledge from them. His teacher was John the Baptist, who was the first to initiate the ritual of Christian baptism. They adapted the teachings from the ancient cuneiform scriptures. This is why many Christian claims are so similar to Buddhist claims. However, Jesus also found out about the cyclical cataclysms and wanted to warn humanity about them, this was what ultimately cost him his life, because the rulers of the time claimed that Jesus would bring about the end of the world himself with his prophecies. That is why his maltreated corpse hanging on the cross can still be seen today as a warning of what will happen to those who cannot keep their mouths shut.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Hermes

      have a nice day homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Satan is happy with your progress.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they both teach the same thing:
      overcome the serpent (lust) = detachment from desire (lust)

      read this if you dont get what im saying:
      https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37872485/#q37876445

      > Please don't believe Buddha is the legitimate one because he has never threatened to eternally torture you

      he has. his variant is eternal reincarnation into this hellhole.
      just a different POV.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>they both teach the same thing:
        no, israelites are not intelligent enough to get enlightened.
        and the buddha goes way beyond sensory hedonism. Even idiots like hindus cannot go beyond meditation, and israelites suck at meditation so they are trapped in their hedonistic perversions forever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Please don't believe Buddha is the legitimate one because he has never threatened to eternally torture you

        wat

        I didn't even said that in my post. This whole thread seems pretty lost.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think anyone that claims to have everything figured out has a bridge to sell you. No one knows reality and the afterlife for sure and can prove it beyond a shadow of any doubt. Not one single person.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus' father came to Earth as Lord Buddha specifically to fool atheists into following God's commands on proper living.
    >Then, in the beginning of Kali-yuga, the Lord will appear as Lord Buddha, the son of Añjanā, in the province of Gayā, just for the purpose of deluding those who are envious of the faithful theist.
    Lord Buddha is a form that appears in many cycles.
    >When the atheists, after being well versed in the Vedic scientific knowledge, annihilate inhabitants of different planets, flying unseen in the sky on well-built rockets prepared by the great scientist Maya, the Lord will bewilder their minds by dressing Himself attractively as Buddha and will preach on subreligious principles.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buddha is death and isolation. Jesus is life and communion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Buddha is death and isolation
      nirvana is the deathless

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >deathless
        Only because there is nothing resembling life in it. I see no reason why the Buddha should have been so vague in describing what nirvana is actually like. Buddhism is full of suspicious vagueness, yet Buddhists always seem to hand-wave it as too deep/you wouldn't understand unless you were a Buddha/it would only distract you from following the path, ie. source: just trust me bro. Saying "the deathless" is meaningless and only leaves the student to project their own preformed notions onto what the Buddha MIGHT mean. Your practitioners still haven't even reached any kind of consensus on not-self vs no-self.

        Buddhism really deserves at least the same skepticism that westerners heap onto Christianity. It only gets a pass because it's foreign, fashionable, and has received a lot of good PR from other clueless white people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Only because there is nothing resembling life in it. I see no reason why the Buddha should have been so vague in describing what nirvana is actually like.
          the buddha has never been vague on his teaching. it's the israelites who are vague when it suits them who claim that sometimes the audience must read between the lines of their israeli stories. israelites refuse to be explicit and always twist their own teachings to fit whatever current view they like.

          anyway it's the deathless because there is no death, because there's no more a sequence of temporary existences that all people in samsara experience

          >But even a rebirth as a Deva is a finite and temporary state of existence. Fools are not frightened of being born again and again.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You cannot believe both Jesus and Buddha
    I know, frickers stole my stash of weed

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can believe both of them. Neither of them claims to know the whole truth.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice melons. Set them free.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t believe either, but Buddha is the lesser evil.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN believe in both of those breasts tho GODDAYUM

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they tell the same things

  25. 3 weeks ago
    three more initiates

    You absolutely can. Theosophy incorporates them both into a coherent picture of the multidimensional unseen worlds, as do many New Age philosophies. In fact, the real Jesus (if there was one; at least, the earliest version of Jesus as a character) was very possibly a Buddhist or influenced by Buddhism. Read the Gospel of Thomas for some very Buddhist sayings.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gnostic Nag Hammadi scrolls that were banned from the bible portray Jesus very similar to Buddha. He is shown as a teacher and guider that seeks illumination. This was changed into punishment and eternal guilt to the reader that can only be atoned by going to Church. Gnostics say that the kingdom of God is within and that profiteers transformed the church into an institution.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Never trust the institution and their propaganda. Just take a look how government and medical institutions have failed the public recently. The financial institutions are next. Systemic corruption is inevitable. The kingdom of God is within you, as Jesus stated.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    Do you have a weebly page where I can read more?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus' message has been warped and twisted over the centuries by scheming israelites and the Buddha's by superstitious rice farmers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >scheming israelites
      That's a funny way to spell Romans

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do those melons feel like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like salty bags of sand

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you must decide RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
    Buddha.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both are wrong, my girl Inanna knows what's best.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    : )

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon q_q
    what are my choices at this point
    Is there anywhere I can start over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My initials.
      Same person as
      I don't like my name anymore.
      So, I used Nobody. Not Nobody, Nobody.
      Just, Nobody as in "not writing a name here".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Names have power. I hereby name you Michael Jordan. May you never fail to make a three pointer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All hail Michael Jordan!

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been done

    It was called Manichaeism, and it was one of the great world religions before it went extinct

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christianity on the other hand in early days seemed more like a mix between Judaism and Buddhism, with more of an ethnic emphasis on Palestinians I think.

      The Romans changed it like how Alexander the Great introduced Greek pagan influences to Buddhism (Which used to be far more strictly aestheicist) before it reached China and Japan.

      It was originally Zoroastrianism that was universalist with its "Ganj-i-Shaspigan" religious education given to people mentioned in Denkard or the past missions likely to Sogdia then China since Rome at first wouldn't allow them into their territory.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have to pick one over the other. The world isnt black and white, it isn’t left and right. It’s nuanced and there’s great knowledge to be gained in the melting pot.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real redpill is that all (ALL) humanity and humanoid beings are 100% evil, you should never (NEVER) expect anything but evil from humans/humanoids, and the only solution is to stop (STOP) reproducing.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lying
    Could just be wrong, don't have to be liars.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Schizoidberg

    I believe in melons

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well none of us have ever talked to Buddha or Jesus.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both shared the message that life sucks and then you die and there's better worlds out there than this one and you have inherent divinity and some unbelievable superpowers that aren't so evident in this world but are obvious in others and also whatever religious structure that interprets these figures is wrong about them because they never asked for worship and are just there to take your money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >these figures is wrong about them because they never asked for worship and are just there to take your money.
      The issue with this is that both talked a lot about how important the church/sangha is.
      Together people are exponentially more spiritually powerful.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For real gnostics, Jesus did not existed, but the nazareen did, we did not know his name, he hacked the matrix to create a way out by the fusion with the Eon Christos. Jesus is the symbol of all of us, this fictional character represents each of us nailed into the density (wood) of the matrix (cross/cube).
    We take upon ourselves the karma of the entities (all the sins of the world) with the added bonus of a crown of thorns (implants) which guarantees our submission and mental control.
    Guilt only exists when there is ignorance; he who knows completely frees himself from this act of black magic against him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sun stares at you with eternal malice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In fact it is the complete opposite situation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't actually as schizo as it sounds. This is basically a description of what Alice Bailey describes as the 4th Initiation, when we all will realise (reach) what Jesus attained. The freedom from guilt and any form of judgement or attachment to any forms. It's when we start to consider the OP from this angle that the distinctions between Buddhism and Christianity disappear.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is the path of the bodhisattva, the hirayana is always available but like the buddha taught, different strokes for different people.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl-f saints barlaam and josaphat
    >0 results
    This board knows nothing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont stroke your ego too much, share your knowledge instead. Inb4
      >vaguepost calling me stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barlaam_and_Josaphat
        Literally Buddha is an orthodox and catholic saint

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a slavic women made for a decent western man and not a drunken subhuman white Black person slavic balding man

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >At least one of them was flagrantly lying through their teeth
    both do
    yaweh is a demon the israelites fell for it and jesus made a pact with it
    just like allah and every other demon pretending to be god
    there is no religion with god in it

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