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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to fake engagement by posting your own ad and bypassing ad-blockers
    but to answer your question; he's fricking gay and magic isn't real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Omen paranormal-Vex The Hex

      first of all
      I am not him

      second
      if magic isn't real
      why are you here then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I am not him
        I can tell you're lying. 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, the snes game music captures the feel of Magus's theme better. Around the 2:05 mark there's supposed to be a kind of howl effect that plays, and that was one of the best parts of the music.

          You can hear it as the 1:01 mark here (should automatically play at that point:

          ?t=61

          >trying to fake engagement by posting your own ad and bypassing ad-blockers
          but to answer your question; he's fricking gay and magic isn't real

          >but to answer your question; he's fricking gay and magic isn't real
          I think magic is real, most of us just won't ever learn how to do it, and I doubt this guy can do it either, because if you can sell your magic as a service, you can more easily just use your magic to get money and remove the middle man from the equation.

          https://i.imgur.com/8zoMfTF.jpeg

          What's your opinion on him and his rituals and prices?

          >What's your opinion on him and his rituals and prices?
          If his rituals work, why doesn't he just do a ritual to win the lottery or something?

          Let me guess, that requires too much power because it's going up against the wills of the millions of other lottery players.

          Ok, then can't he do a ritual in any other way to get money, he has no imagination but all of this power?

          Can't do a ritual to find some lost israeliteelry, to find some rare things in an old storage locker being auctioned off, etc?

          All of that power and no intelligence or imagination?

          I call BS, he's selling rituals because the rituals don't work (or have a very low success rate, I'd put more stock in it not working at all though).

          Also, anytime I hear an occultist mention "ritual" I'll assume it's BS, it's just another offshoot of "manifestation", which is just a convoluted version of "hope and pray" with extra effort required.

          The only magic I'm interested in learning is "direct" and "instant". You try to do something in the moment, and you witness it happen before your eyes. Anything else could be a placebo, self delusion, etc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to opine on any of the other topics and shit up shill threads

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ywnbaw kys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are you here
        I'm fascinated by schizo theories and some of the lore that goes with it
        It's like reading about d&d lore or something. Except schizo occultists actually believe it which makes it even more fascinating.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I find normies very interesting to research. They get so off-kilter if you go off-script around them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon if I mention certain youtbers here I can witness days long rants from scizos here about school shootings and israelites, glass houses homie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            please tell me you arent the weirdo that keeps an eternal thread about esoterica up
            A thread dies for that one to live
            Shill threads where we demonstrably have the site owner of wizardDaNord pushing his online wizardry are more deserving of life than eceleb threads

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >second
        >if magic isn't real
        >why are you here then
        Because there's a scientific explanation for these interdimensional apes in the National Parks!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose this bread was saged by a jannie.
      Makes sense considering its self advertising

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    larp, moron if you buy

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this shit satanic? Why? Also the "spells" are like $1000. This shit seems fishy. Even if it does work, it probably isn't worth the price that could be done to your essence or to the people around you. But then again, I have no idea I'm not an expert in black magic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no such thing as black magick and white magick. Those who style themselves as "White Magicians" believe that magickal sources come only from natural, living things, and that using blood or cum is "black" magick akin to necromancy, and in their pearl clutching they assume that because they have labeled such practices as "black" and therefore "evil" that any number of wicked practices are involved.

      Animal sacrifice rituals are rare and frowned upon in many of the more extreme magick circles, but claims that there are categories of magick that are "good" and "bad" are made by clueless fools and hapless initiates.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk about extreme circles but entry level magical orders usually run around claiming that "animal sacrifice le bad". Adepts regularly discuss it and engage with it, even within the more "liberal"/"leftist" circles. However skilled occultists doing animal sacrifice is not the same as sociopathic teenage Satanists running around murdering family pets for lilith.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But seriously why do they allow satanic ads on here?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it illegal?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This place is evil as shit, there's always a blood magic thread and a thread about letting demons inside you for cummies and any other degeneracy you can think of you better believe you'll see a thread about it so what harm is a satan ad going to do?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This place isn't evil, it's moronic as frick

          >I had sex with demon
          >EVILLLLLll
          >I schizo'd the frick out and gave my blood to the fricking ceiling fan
          >EVILLLLLL

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This place isn't evil, it's moronic as frick

          >I had sex with demon
          >EVILLLLLll
          >I schizo'd the frick out and gave my blood to the fricking ceiling fan
          >EVILLLLLL

          what /trash/ is in those summon succubus containment generals? I see some degenerate comments leaking in random other threads about sex with summons.
          btw slime girl summons owe me sex

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all of this we can do for ourselves with better results. If any of this worked or anyone thought this was worthwhile, you could pay for non-aislop thumbnails on your items.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $1,000.00 USD ~~*spells*~~

    Anyone who gives up a thousand of their shekels to an unknown person who gives no evidence of their power and legitimacy deserves to loose their money.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For future reference, how does one know (!) you are dealing with a legitimate spell caster?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are who you say you are, will answer this question?
      >How does one know you are dealing with a legitimate spell caster?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I send proof of my work. I also am a craftsman and make amulets or anything for your occult needs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I am sure you can understand our skepticism. I know you can't truly "prove" anything to us but what makes you different from all the frauds and weaker practitioners?

          T. Have purchased numerous metaphysical services over the years: most fake, some weak, and a small few life changing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I simply work with you through the process. Some clients stay with me for years and we contact eachother every day. I tell you how it is. Others will say things to make you feel good about yourself. You can I'd a fake by the way they say things like Positive and negative energies. And if they are women. You may call this based but women do not have authority over spirits.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You may call this based but women do not have authority over spirits.

            Very interesting, can you tell me why this is?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            strang lookan website

            nta but women are spirits and you can tell the character of a man for how he treats and whether he he puts effort in pleasing the women in his life

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Male is dominant. Males have more authority and power in the world. Spirits throughout history have only made pacts with men. Think of the kings throughout the ages. Do you think vlad the impaler would have been successful as a woman? Throughout history sperm has been associated with power as it is the seed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon it is clear that English isn't your first language. Would you mind telling us what your native tongue is?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I currently live in the Netherlands. I am a fluent English speaker however. Maybe I simply speak with an older dialect

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps. I am used to a certain flow with English speakers but maybe it is only burger speak.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Throughout history sperm has been associated with power as it is the seed

            What's your opinion on Alastair Crowley?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was very experienced in the occult. However I do believe he was taken advantage of by evil forces at some point in his life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What sort of spirits anon? Goetic Demons? Djinn? Enochian Angels? Nature Spirits? Other?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every spirit is only a spirit. There are no categories. They all live in the dimension we cannot see. Some are good some are bad. They have been here since the creation of the world. They can work to help or harm us. They have only been lumped into categories based on geography and cultures

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Incorrect. I am the anon who has purchased numerous metaphysical services over the years and based on this and many other things you are obviously a scammer. To the anon asking how to tell a real from a fake, it takes practice.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You may have been scammed my friend. Any true practitioner knows that real spirits are not able to be lumped into categories. There are no fairies or anime pixies. There are simply spirits and they all work together and separately. Only the real ones know what I am saying is true

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And yet you offer a succubus summoning. Curious.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >id a fake by the way they say things like Positive and negative energies
            uh-huh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're just not aligned with the gypsy energy anon.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Money talks and money walks.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greetings it is I the wizard of the north. I only deal with top tier clients. Many celebrities and elites have used my services. They will however not admit it. Do you think Andrew tate made all his money because of luck and hard work? Wrong. I worked with him to form a pact with mammon. Black magic works and it always has but you must be committed. Materials for offerings are often quite expensive and thus is reflected in the prices. Plus the dangers of dealing woth spirits is costly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really have the ability to inflict the lycanthopy and vampirism curses? Also the minotaur curse apparently (no way to hide this one so it is just a novelty even if it is real). For what it is worth if you have the goods your prices are fair (but of course if you are fake you are ripping people off big time).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I do my friend. I have been doing this for a very long time. It takes a very devoted mind and body but I can assure you I never have a disappointed customer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But how is it possible for you to turn someone into a vampire? Like how much of vampire do they become? Do they just become actually pale and hate the sun?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes they do become more pale and affected by sunlight. The biggest thing is they start craving blood.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seems like there are no to very small drawbacks. Benefits?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The benefits are an increase in strength and intelligence and ability to hypnotise people easier. There is no turning into a bat unfortunately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can you make my dong bigger?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the stuff you do evil or satanic? You have the satanic pentgram on your ad?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You must understand that the pentagram is not satanic at all. It is simply the golden ratio and tetragramaton. It represents GOD the great creator of all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps but mister wizard is definitely an evil sorcerer (pic related) or a fraud (more likely).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pale imitation of a pact with Satan. Just a copy of

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick would you ever do something like this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WotN is just the middle man for you. Some people are desperate for meaning and the think that is the path to their best life. Either way its a path to learning a lesson (for your wallet more likely than anything else)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also are you involved with those editors who make porn PMVs with hidden satanic imagery? If so, why do they do that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, I figure its just normies who semi-knowingly include that stuff believing that it will reward them akin to when videogames, books, any sort of media or movement include cues to symbolism and numerology and it helps it be more successful. A lot of people unknowingly use this stuff and then they aren't aware when they realize they are not in control anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Do you think Andrew tate made all his money because of luck and hard work?
      He literally said he pays a witch to help him

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loose weight
    this is not just a case of a European learning british english in school

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $1000 is how many months wages in Pajeet land?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have purchased one spell, not going to say which one, but I do think it is working. Placebo effect? Maybe, but I’m pretty sure I’m growing horns since the spell took effect. Also, I’ve developed a fascination for really, really long mazes, “labyrinths” if you will.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not going to say which one,
      >Proceeds to say which one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Over the next few weeks you will be transforming into a minotaur. The legendary beast of ancient mythology. A beast of great strength and agility along with extreme intelligence. Half bull half human, minotaurs are one of the most powerful creatures in existence. In the first week you will notice an intense growth of muscle mass along with your facial structures becoming more robust. After the first week you may start developing horns. Everyone experiences horn growth rates differently. It varies based on genetics. You will become more intelligent and energetic. You also may become irritable and upset. Don't worry though. You will get through it and it will be very rewarding.
      any other symptoms?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro wtf are you going to do if you get a full manifestation? Its hilarious to consider what the effects would be if it is legit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder if he would be able to function in society? Maybe his parents can send him to the circus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you my friend. I do remember you and continue to bless you every day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep me updated. The minotaur spell fascinates me. I'd love to see minotaur ngl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would minotaur-anon keep you updated? you might be a glowie that exists to capture him ir real

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To if it worked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *know

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just DM him on the site and make a pact with something yourself for something innocuous as a trial. Taking the word of a blueberry on the internet about another blueberry on the internet means gullible

            keep in mind:
            >spiritual world is very dangerous. The purpose of sorcerers is to have a medium between you and the spirits so that the only one at risk of harm is me and not you.
            you'll probably want to learn to purify yourself too or make your pact for something extremely innocuous like fast improving yo-yo skills

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ESL pajeet makes an obvious scam and tries to trick morons into spending $1000 on a pdf
    My sides

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apart from all the typos, the urls are all 'copy of copy of' so you can really tell its someone who didnt put effort into the site

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow. I had my nephew make the website. I will ask him how or why that is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nephew
          according to your site you were an orphan who was taken in by some rando group. you were a Baudelaire-- orphaned with your siblings and they have kids now?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            INB4 Wifes side of the family. He totally is a Wizard orphan like Harry Potter and was raised in the arctic by a secret group of sorcerers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay Ramjeet

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dodgy as frick, likely stolen material and self titled wanker who wishes he was someone else
    t. "he" is only his powerless gypsy self.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people really buy these?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No idea, I've never tried to sell anything of the sort and am immediately suspicious of anyone who does, like that Thunder Wizard guy I learned about through an exploited victim. I wonder if he's still feeling snug.

        NTA but I am sure you can understand our skepticism. I know you can't truly "prove" anything to us but what makes you different from all the frauds and weaker practitioners?

        T. Have purchased numerous metaphysical services over the years: most fake, some weak, and a small few life changing

        >T. Have purchased numerous metaphysical services over the years: most fake, some weak, and a small few life changing

        This anon may have greater knowledge of such purchases.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Thunder Wizard guy

          Who was this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            probably related

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no responses
    im gonna go poop and shower.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro u got exposed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro u got exposed

        Am I correct in thinking this shows the IP is in Utah?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah SGU is the nearest big city (not sure if one can call it a city). its as south as you can go in Utah without hitting Vegas. its an interesting area

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dam HB1S

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dam HB1S
            too cryptic/ too late at night for me to figure out what that means

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry anon I was suggesting he must be here in the US on a H-1B visa from India.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sa'weet
        can we change it so anyone he has sex with's dong grows bigger than his? this would be the best way to make it so no matter who he is with he will always feel insecure. he has really low confidence so this would be the best curse for him ever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My friend

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is NOT a PAJEET
          He is is Abram Merl (not a pajeet name, a seer of the north name), was was born an orphan, was NEAR DEATH when the seers of the north (you have prolly never heard of them) decided to take him in, and he has done the abramelin rite 3 times

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good catch anon. His writing style is definitely ESL at a minimum and most likely Pajeet.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you were a really serious magician or whatever you would give all your knowledge out for free but because you put it behind prices only a moron would pay it is clear after they buy it and it's obvious that's it's fake you can just go sorry no refunds have a nice day..... Which shows you know nothing at all because if you really could do any of this you would share it rather than try to trick literal morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Says he works woth mammon who can make anyone wealthy yet still charges for it. That's how you know it's full of shit.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any non pajeet wizard mans here?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Hermes

    EerieWeb's newest hero. Thanks Reddit!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is the h silent in your name like the brand?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's wizard of the northland

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's wizard of the northland
          as in the possibly self promoting OP and now using a name?

          Says he works woth mammon who can make anyone wealthy yet still charges for it. That's how you know it's full of shit.

          I think the only thing to do with any abilities like this would be to teach others, be a a part of the cabal, or treat yourself and by way of that passively being part of the greater amalgamation of cabals that oppress slaves
          it runs the risk of being targeted and brought down by tptb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all know that abram merl aka the wizardofthenorth, is theost based wizard chad out there

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it hard to build a rapport in the web wizard world? Of all the places to broadcast yourself so you can do things for people, I don't imagine EerieWeb would be the place. Deadass be bussing on steam discussion forums for mystic themed games or on Snap before coming here

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yo if I don't see the news talking about how people are transforming into minotaurs then I'll know it's fake.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you just search "pact with demon" into any indexer you get lots of similar sites to OP with likewise ai generated (which computers and AI especially probably are spirits) images all over the site.
    The Nigerian Princes have evolved

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