Why are new agers are excited for the 5D while occultists are interested

I noticed new agers are quite enthusiastic of the 5D Ascension while occultists are "Meh" towards the 5D consciousness/Ascension. So this begs the questions why are new agers are excited for the 5D while occultists don't seem interested despite new agers and occultists are magicians/magickians who use magic/magick to create reality.

I admit as an occultists and a Magickian the 5D Ascension does peek my interest.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like peak "new age" spirituality as a product slop to me

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Occultism gives you direct access to the 5th dimension, and you perform actions and work to evolve.
    New agers seem to think that all the work and evolution is going to spontaneously occur and some sort of messianistic spirit or alien force will bring them up from the world into spiritual immortality.
    Basically if you were worth your salt you would have already been experiencing all these alien phenomena and multidimensional consciousness for at least a decade already. If you are still waiting for the ship, perhaps you missed the point and never really grasped what it meant for the mayan calendar to restart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exactly, talking about "5D ascension" like it's some epic event to get hyped for instead of one's personal, natural evolution back towards their source is just awful. perhaps there could be a large scale spiritual awakening as a result of integrating technology with our brains, or something, but otherwise I don't see it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >perhaps there could be a large scale spiritual awakening as a result of integrating technology with our brains, or something, but otherwise I don't see it

        It's called nanomachines and there are already plans on the table for it.
        Anyways enjoy getting ass raped by clowns for the rest of eternity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you think the 5D Solar Flash is legit then? I learned somewhere that the Solar Flash is going to hit people. Those who were lazy bastards are going to stay in the 3D, those who self improve everyday will easily ascend into 5D without any trouble.

      The channelled NHIs are saying the samething, as above so below, ascension occurs individually as a result of inner work which manifests as a literal physical ascension down your personal timeline.
      The part that diverges is regarding the Grand Solar Flash. It's basically the New Age "judgement day". There's a cosmic ticking clock that once the hour comes the frequency split happens and Earth goes through a spiritual mitosis and harvested into an ascended Earth and descended Earth. The initial physical manifestation of this is a literal apocalpyse as of pole shift and what not.
      So they are saying you either ascend/descend the usual occult way or you get your feet dragged as we are basically at now the end of the simulation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This makes sense. At this moment when the Solar Flash/judgment day comes whoever self-improves everyday as they done intense inner work will easily get into 5D. But those who loved the illusions of this life will stay or descend into the 3D to 2D. As a Magickian/Occultist who improves and does inner work everyday what can to further guarantee I'll get into 5D?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure both already exist concurrently, but they are part of the same construct. There is no splitting apart, but some beings here are experiencing more of the 'time' that exists on earth than others.
        tldr, there isn't a 'good guys' earth and a 'bad guys' earth, its all the same earth. If the good guys are truly good they will redeem the bad, rather than condemn it. This is sort of like a final test.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm pretty sure both already exist concurrently
          Of course, a "place" is just an illusion created through contract between consciousnesses. Those who have ascended or descended have already "networked up" to create their respective realms.
          >but they are part of the same construct
          Everything is part of the "same construct" if you zoom out far enough.
          >There is no splitting apart
          Technically if GSF happens then there will be a splitting. The current consciousness network that forms the present Earth would be forcefully split apart and members yeeted towards the ascended/descended groups (or another 3D network elsewhere).
          >there isn't a 'good guys' earth and a 'bad guys'
          >If the good guys are truly good they will redeem the bad, rather than condemn it.
          >This is sort of like a final test
          About that, the message that NHIs repeatly tried to drill into people's head is that don't try to condemn OR redeem what you consider are the "bad guys". In fact, don't judge or think of them at all. The idea is all is One and what you consider "evil" is just as much part of the Creator as what you consider is "good". Trying to change what you consider is "evil" in anyway (whether through destruction or redemption) only dooms yourself to their timeline as power goes where attention flows.
          At the end of the day everybody gets what they want. Trying to prevent others from getting what they want only results in preventing you yourself from getting what you want.

          https://i.imgur.com/FH1BOSU.jpg

          This makes sense. At this moment when the Solar Flash/judgment day comes whoever self-improves everyday as they done intense inner work will easily get into 5D. But those who loved the illusions of this life will stay or descend into the 3D to 2D. As a Magickian/Occultist who improves and does inner work everyday what can to further guarantee I'll get into 5D?

          Pretty much, except for the 2D part. No they don't get yeeted to the mario world :O

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mystics have been privately pre-alpha testing 5D for a while and normies are excited that it’s finally getting into public beta.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty good run down on why new age feel shallow.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel more like the new age is oversimplified and ridiculous. Some stuff of the new age can be beneficial but most are trash.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ya i agree. I just sort of see them as newer souls...so the depth/perspective isn't there but as long as true intention is positive I'm cool with them....the new age 'leaders' are trash.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s all hype. Literal Copium for those who don’t want to live in this age for whatever reason.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed people only want to escape reality rather than overcome their reality. I guess that's why 5D Ascension is so popular.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I noticed people only want to escape reality rather than overcome their reality.
        homie there ain't no coming back from this level of inflation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s all hype. Literal Copium
      Yes.
      > those who don’t want to live in this age for whatever reason.
      Who actually would want to live in this age? For millennia, people worked because then they could have families, a place to live, and not starve. These days, you work in exchange for absolutely nothing. No family, no house, and your grocery bill is so high you can't save money. It's a perpetual state of slavery, and there's no where to run.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You made your bed, now sleep on it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, let me just Goku Instant Transmission back to the 1940s and kill Churchill so Hitler wins the war.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wont fix the issue.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New age lightworker pleiadian homosexualry is an absolute laughing stock that shouldn't be lumped in with occultism. The "ascension" isn't some movie bullshit that happens on the earth and effects a large number of people, it happens individually and within.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you think the 5D Solar Flash is legit then? I learned somewhere that the Solar Flash is going to hit people. Those who were lazy bastards are going to stay in the 3D, those who self improve everyday will easily ascend into 5D without any trouble.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, what kind of grifters have you been watching?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally.
      Some good fricking soup.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally.
      Some good fricking soup.

      I pray Otis every day.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I can’t smoke cigarettes any more because of this shit

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Inversion

    The 5D ascension BS is mostly christian rapture but instead of God coming the universe will somehow split and two earth will be created in two parallel universe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I observed too. It took its "end times" and afterlife ideas from the Christian mythology and spin a twist into it.

      Also EerieWeb captcha can be eerie and weird at times.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All hail..

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RONALD McFRICKINGDONALD!!!!

        ...I'm loving it!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been lefthand path since I was 12. I say lefthand as I can't I'm good conscious call myself Satanist anymore. It's painful watching Laveyan Satanists just tow the liberal line and theistic Satanists are all black metal LARPers who honestly just sound like Catholics but edgier. But are they really edgy? They're all closet homos. Really fighting duh system with that contrarianism aren't ya?

    I found more genuine lefthand path in prospeirty gospel. Your grandma was right. New-thought is Satanism done correctly and it Horse Shoe theories back to Christianity. What a world.

    If magick is not giving me better opportunities, Bugattis, and the women I want to be with than why am I doing it at all?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If magick is not giving me better opportunities, Bugattis, and the women I want to be with than why am I doing it at all?
      Low Magick manifests things in the current game.
      High Magick ascends you into the next game.
      Nothing inherently wrong with either, just personal preference.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why call one low magic and the other high magic? bias?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ask the Golden Dawn or whoever those old school occultists are; it's their definition.
          It does make sense; the magic that manifests money and sex are making changes here in the lower dense physical realm while the magic that makes you subtler and ascends back up to spirit realms well, makes you go "higher".

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why is that viewed "higher" - its regression.

            all corporless spirits try get a piece of us, you dont see humans possessing spirits. this is where its at, the highest manifestation is when spirit becomes so ripe that it is able to intermingle with matter and become a living entity.

            we are hot shit, every spirit wants a piece of us. i think its a form of brainwashing to want to become "spiritual", lesser.. its like indians gloryfing themselves so that they get in the same level as arians so that they can frick them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's because of the occult cosmological cycle, the Great Work as it is known.
            Through previous epochs to the present, Earth and its denizens descended into denser and denser state, transmutating from spirit into matter, to gather new experiences in new play grounds.
            Now that the cosmic clock is swinging the other way it's time to stop playing and go back Home.
            So yes, during the Fall, we are "hot shit" for succesfully becoming physical. Now it's the otherway around.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what a time to be alive
            isnt the cycle incredibly long
            what're the odds

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much, but not as long as the astronomical figure that EerieWeb thinks.
            It aren't odds, we choose to be here to not miss the party.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            still anxious I will somehow miss it unfortunately, maybe that'll go away before maybe not.
            what's your picrel from btw?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://theosophy.wiki/en/Planetary_Chain
            Careful, worrying you'll miss it is literally the literal one way you'll miss it.
            We all place faith in something; don't place faith in what you don't want.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the link. I'll just try to focus on other things.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Physical bodies are so last aeon. I'm switching over to WiFi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing in the gospel says to do magic for vroom vroom and pussy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would a left hand follow any of the gospels? You israelite worshippers are moronic.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because its probably on some level a psyop. You need sincere psychological and spiritual self-work to ascend, no shortcuts. The 5D alien brutha ascension takes personal responsibility and effort out of the equation. Why self-improve when le aliens are gonna do it for us? This belief will trap them in the lower realms. And who would want that? Yup, Glowies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, a lot of people on earth are lazy bastards and refuses to self improve and wonder why they don't get anything in life or will find themselves in the 2D plane. They want the benefits without doing the work.

      Your message is a confirmation that I'm on the best track anon when when improving and transforming into the higher being.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why arent you excited for a larp
    Eh, this one was better

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nomenclature is retaded. what does even 3d to 5d mean?

    if you have a square sheet of paper, 2d and "ascend" it to 3d, you get a cube. but its not like you hocus pocus created new mass, you just changed POV. viewing it as 2d, a crosssection of it, its still 2d square piece of paper. viewing it 3d, it would have always been a cube.

    nothing really changes. unless you literally have a sheet of paper and ascension means to throw that sheat of paper to the bin and replace it with a cube.

    lingo is cucked. probably the creation of the inferior sex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you say dimensional is merely point view well describing dimensional objects from a hypertension external view point.
      >thrusts lingual linga in your general direction

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw i cant spell hyperdimensional and cuck myself with a poor correction before i even have a chance ;(

    • 4 weeks ago
      Inversion

      > Ascension
      if you are 2d and "ascend" to 3d, well you are considered infinite in 2D space because you can see everything, everywhere, inside and outside, meaning you are omnipotent omniscient and omnipresent. Now from 3D to 4D it works the same. (Those morons call it 5D because of Time, times isn't a spatial dimension and when you are infinite Time is equal to Zero, so there is no fricking time dimension at all.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Inversion

      I forgot but of course is only Awareness / Consciousness that ascend no the body, so it's mostly the POV. Ascension in New Age movement is about to have super ability by evolving forcibly the mind through unity with everything means being infinite and times disappear : so you are what it was, what it is and what will be, it's the : I AM THAT.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Inversion

    [...]

    > Within the next 2 weeks a New World awaits for the vaccinated who will begin their 5G ascension journey
    To the cancer constellation

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Saw this message about 2 weeks ago, where's the ascension

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've been seeing this message for a while. Same with the UFO DISKLOOSHURE pasta. It's all for shits and giggles. I do think that one can access 4 & 5D using esoteric methods. I probably will never be able to even though I've seen glimpses of this in use. That's how hard it is. You need to be a very special individual to break out of this simulation.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's mister globohomo. Glad to see you got a new routine finally. Sadly it's the same misled shit and you will post it ad infinitum but at least you changed it. Baby steps and all I guess. Enjoy your evening globohomo.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because new age is a psyop to enslave you. But so are most esoteric paths so whatever

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care much about the topic of the thread but I'm just curious why new agers are always the most degenerate and despicable people in the "spirituality community"?
    I have never seen a more spineless and weak group of people before (both physically and mentally)

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not that ?
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