Why are my affirmations reversed?

Every time I say something positive I get a negative outcome, every time I say something negative I get a positive(or better than anticipated) outcome. It's been like this forever. Swimming against a current my whole life has enforced my faith in God, only an intelligent design could be such an interactive responsive volte-face to everything I say and attempt to do.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing happens to me. The best way to manifest something is to desperately not want it kek. I think it's because the universe responds to emotion, and negative emotion is always stronger than positive. Since there isn't an actually a difference between imagination and reality, the universe must feel that the feared thing is already here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the universe must feel that the feared thing is already here.
      Is what I want always the thing the universe fears? I also disagree with
      there isn't an actually a difference between imagination and reality
      Because there is an obvious objective reality that acts against me whether I choose to acknowledge it or not.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >objective reality
        not such thing
        but u are to dumb for me to even bother writing extensively about it
        soooo
        idk
        goys be goys
        good luck

        Have you tried lifting, bro?
        you could have low self esteem on a physical/chemical level. Your body is warping the affirmations your soul/mind makes like a prism warps light

        >physical/chemical level
        >just destroy ur body by exhausting urself for no reason, that will help
        kys
        ignore this moron tho

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/ejXRW5R.jpg

          hermes and chonos angry,
          classic.
          >two biggest hebew deities against a single angel

          lose and their fortures go upside down
          well fortuna likes straight men.

          so she always favors me.
          turns out the other godess you rely on turn your luck on your head.
          its because you put all the luck pagan gods in hell and they want revenge on you for it.

          yoru mercants.
          i told you ally with el daiblo one of my sons wouldn't be enough.
          but you just had to try heh.

          >muh ball lighting.
          but look i forgive you. you are just merchants anyway.

          later. heh heh.

          /x/ has the lowest IQ of all the boards. Sounds about right.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

          • 1 month ago
            Linus

            Self suggestion takes exactly 15 minutes to complete. Hence the stopwatch being the tool for hypnosis.

            The catch is....hypnosis is a very bad thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Faith works both ways. Positive also always has dominion over negative. You're basically there though.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried lifting, bro?
    you could have low self esteem on a physical/chemical level. Your body is warping the affirmations your soul/mind makes like a prism warps light

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hermes and chonos angry,
    classic.
    >two biggest hebew deities against a single angel

    lose and their fortures go upside down
    well fortuna likes straight men.

    so she always favors me.
    turns out the other godess you rely on turn your luck on your head.
    its because you put all the luck pagan gods in hell and they want revenge on you for it.

    yoru mercants.
    i told you ally with el daiblo one of my sons wouldn't be enough.
    but you just had to try heh.

    >muh ball lighting.
    but look i forgive you. you are just merchants anyway.

    later. heh heh.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’re manifesting from the brain. Brain is dualistic. It knows only by compare. So you create an equal and opposite effect. The heart is a tool of unity. It can only ever go one way, do one thing, and doesn’t generate opposite effects. I recommend looking up the science of heart-brain coherence—this is the state of mind you’d want while you ‘pray’ for your affirmations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aren't you embarrassed to post crap from ifunny?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ha ha homie you mad cuz god don't love you lmao i bet youre brown

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a similar experience. As soon as the demons see that you're not going along with being evil, people look at you funny.

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  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    desire magnet.

    gamers accidentally shoot themselves in the foot with that mechanism.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too much importance leads to reversal
    define what you want and then focus on the journey, instead of the destination

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "it's about the journey, not the destination." Seems like coping with failure to me tbh

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me too. I'll conjure up the most negative outcomes and stress myself out and everything will turn out right. It's when I relax and take an optimistic view of life that everything crashes down around me.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You've got your chakras on upside down, take them off and try again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do a handstand? I can't walk around like that hoes don't like it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only seem to get things in life by doing one of these things

    >not caring, at all
    >caring in an extreme, angry/violent way

    Like getting a job, I try to apply here and there, absolutely nothing happens
    The moment I get pissed off because I really need money and say to myself, "I will get a job today no matter what" I get 2 job offers in less than 24 hours.

    Same thing with sex, if I look for sex in a desperate, coomer way I don't get anything. The moment I give up and truly do not give a shit, pussy comes easily.

    This universe is moronic.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're not fully aligned with your true self yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where do I even start? I feel like I'm in too deep, trying to be real could make me sink lower.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look into self-suggestion "hypnosis" theory. Its a little old but the gist is this

    The primary emotions you feel: happy, upset/sad, mad/angry, fear....only simple emotions not "ecstatic" or "gloomy".

    The suggestion (i.e. The IDEA the affirmation.) is followed by 1 emotion then that emotion gives you a counter-IDEA.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    excess importance, read reality transurfing

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