What's Gunna Happen: Eclipse Edition!

Alright post your best guesses with what's going to happen given the eclipse?

>tell me your craziest/x/ theory
Personally I like the tiamat/lilith/spiderqueen theory where their space vampire hivemind

>plz no nuke spider lady

>that's some neat next level /x/ ing going on

What about you frens?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imma coom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I belive you, not quiet as /x/ as I wanted, but I genuinely belive you will fren

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not /x/?
        I'm gonna use the coom energy in conjunction with the eclipse to summon a familiar of immense power

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's . . .

          >Something

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony discord thread. Hidden.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wut

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shills trying to derail thread, ignore

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm totally paid off to call you troony spammers out. Whatever you dense malnourished frick.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice argument you utterly brainless masturbation drone. Go back to your safe space where you don't have to confront opposing arguments if you're too much of a fricking beatneck moronic pussy to handle conversational obstacles.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am the one who was gonna coom not this other poser.
            Post squat, calling someone a pussy when you can't even squat 2x bw is a spiritual crime that will forever taint your soul.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/MFeg7Us.jpg

            Ur a silly angery guy arnt you? Did someone have a bad day little guy?

            [...]
            Goof-ball that guy is huh? I support your life choices freen coom away

            Neither of you have jobs, and neither of you exercise. Stop LARPING as cat magicians and spamming the internet with brainless nonsense and do something fricking useful for society.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meow . . . fed-chan

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have to resort to calling me a glowie with every response because you're afraid to challenge yourself mentally. I find that incredibly pathetic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's funnier that way

            >imagine a moron cat magician meowing at a jannie/glowie

            >that's something to give the clowns a giggle

            What's got you so mad anyway, two autists enjoying cat memes is basically the internet in one word

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            make it three

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >meow me timbers

            >the purrrr-iate gang is getting back together!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ur a silly angery guy arnt you? Did someone have a bad day little guy?

            I am the one who was gonna coom not this other poser.
            Post squat, calling someone a pussy when you can't even squat 2x bw is a spiritual crime that will forever taint your soul.

            Goof-ball that guy is huh? I support your life choices freen coom away

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nu'n major.
    Cern and the goobers of the earth will probably mine it for astrological energy in ways we don't know of but the world won't end or shift and we won't notice.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmmmm

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earthquakes will be the real killer. Pestilence will rise from within the earth. I hope it's bacterial and able to be killed with existing antibiotics. What everyone forgot is that the Great Conjunction of 2020 (harbinger of pestilence) typically takes 4-5 years to manifest. Maybe Covid was intended to steal its thunder, I hope it was effective.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A meteor will crash into the earth.
    Love will prevail.
    We'll return to the stars and develop new genetic technology.
    We'll live in harmony with AI.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What moon rock falling?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every summer we pass through a meteor shower.
        Usually they burn up but if we get one that's big enough it'll survive entry.

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