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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cute little guys. Just don't make them mad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that kitten is grey, not true black. faker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His hair is spiked and a little of his skin is lightening through.
        That's what I think. Do you want to get scratched too?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that kitten is Shaun King and Rachel Dolezal

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have one, she's a cutie

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A sweet friend and protector that needs protecting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      real

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    黒猫が好きだ!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wonderful and amazing. Cats are the best animals.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most definitely not paranormal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely paranormal, in the dark ages the church exterminated cats for being the devils animal (especially black cats) which caused the rodent population to increase uninhibited which consequentially caused the plagues.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >in the dark ages the church exterminated cats for being the devils animal (especially black cats)
        a fake and gay meme, killing of cats like this were incredibly-incredibly rare

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/1aJEBnC.png

          source?

          trust me bro, christianity le bad and evil, it must be true.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        source?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The plague was spread by humans your educational books are very, very outdated

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love kitties, any color

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    inferior to BON (big orange nuts)

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too small to frick. Can only use your tongue while she sits on your face.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no wizard or witch is complete without at least one black cat laying around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when I lost my black cat I felt a significant drop in mana bar levels. grey cats provide some mana but not nearly as much. theyre too silly to bother giving me any of their mana.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't black cats the smartest of the domesticated bunch?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not quite. the smartest are tuxedos.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        look at his formal attire and all the questions inundating his single brain cell.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're cute and fuzzy. The also tend to like to knock things off of shelves and make happy sounds doing it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kewt :3

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every girl that owns a black cat has a 85% chance of being insane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't need to have black cats for those odds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's better odds for sanity than normal, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I own 3 black cats, guess I'm insane x3

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    least color to be adopted/bought

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pspspspspspsps

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are black, and as cats they got cucked on the zodiac race

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Umm, meow?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Despite only making up 13% of the cat population black cats are responsible for 50% of bad luck.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had two. They were both fantastic companions when they wanted to be. True menaces otherwise. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Torties are better ;p

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had one like this, she was such a fighter, beat up most of the dogs on my street

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This just reminds me when my tortie was at the hospital and she seemed to be getting better. Someone made a wish thread here and I wished for her to get better and come home soon. 15 minutes later I got a call from the hospital telling me she died. I still miss her so much

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're good luck to the people who love them.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love them, all cats we had were the most affectionate things ever. Black cats hold a special place in my heart.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They always liked me since I was a kid. Not sure why. They are super friendly and bond with you faster compared to other cats.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have one. He is currently sitting beside me fricking a fish toy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the moron in question

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to have one, I loved her. I miss that cat.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    niggy cats

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cat thread? cat thread

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SALEM GET DOWN FROM THERE!
    >b-but Sabrina! I need to look cool in front of the other cats!

  32. 1 month ago
    Seanonymous

    like em

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had one who died last September. I miss him every day.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Usually shorter haired and much softer than other cats, but not always.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lov kitty

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crows, black cats, the mystical animals of the arcane north.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pettable.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are a mixture of Aries, Gemini and Pisces.

    Very sensitive to energy shifts, highly intelligent and manipulative, but also possessing a heart of gold. Their presence alone can heal your spiritual wounds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I grew up with a black cat that died when I was 13. My mom got it on Halloween, because her friend said if she did it buy it some satanist would sacrifice it.

      It was scared of everything. One day when I was 5, there was this fox in my back yard, coming very close to the house, acting very weird. I was playing in the back yard and didn’t see it and I ran around the corner and was face to face with it, I was small, that cat attacked the frick out of the fox, clearly defending me. It did the same thing a few years later with a dog, and my neighbors golden retriever ran from 100 yards away and get between me and this pit bull that some crazy fricking lady bought and trained to attack because they were moronic. Spit upon her. Pretty sure it but some kids face and they got sued and lost their house. But yeah, that cat distracted the dog long enough and the hero golden retriever was also based.

      Black cats are based.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so huggable and lovvable
    >purr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only the chosen one can pass the test ...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        would

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    B-b nu-nu! BUBOOS!

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've often wondered where the supernatural and superstitious aspect of black cats originates. Could it be just because they're black and nothing more—like don't trust anything that's black? KEK.

    Does anyone know, or are we just going to post pics of our black cats?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's because of color and shape
      humans generally look very pretty in black, the same applies to cats. seeing a white cat is very meh, while seeing a white dove is splendid. white doves represent light and heavens while ravens which are black represent darkness and the hades.
      but the shape means the most i think. cats are usually linked with the feminine and that's why they are associated with witchcraft while dogs which are man's best friend are usually good spiritual companions. in the famous grimoire magical keys of solomon in case you have no friends but want to summon demons you are recommended to bring your dog with you to assist you. it has nothing to do with function. dog behaviour is very simillar to that of women while cats are stoic, independent, brave and resilient like men.

      >pic related

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely the best explanation I've heard. It's obvious now that you point it out, but I suppose I never really gave it much thought. Anyways, thanks for taking the time to reply.

        https://i.imgur.com/ge0MN9J.jpg

        >“Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality — the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.”
        ― H.P. Lovecraft, Cats and Dogs

        This quote is awesome.

        >calls his cat Black personman

        I joke about living in a diverse household when I tell my [reasonable and non-woke] friends I have a black cat. It's not that funny mind you, but it's still good for a chuckle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dog behaviour is very simillar to that of women while cats are stoic, independent, brave and resilient like men
        must be why women and homosexuals love cats then. While men appreciate a reliable and capable companion, gays just want to be told what to do by a cat that they cannot control. Maybe because cats literally spread brain parasites and these dumb fricks are just fine with that, probably because their brain worm relaxes them about it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cat gays always with this shit, accusing people of needing to be worshipped by their dog because you worship your cat. You literally enjoy being disrespected by something you keep alive. You are an emotional cuckold, and your house smells like cat piss.

          [...]
          You mean they lay around doing nothing, and then sometimes murder and torture for fun. Amazing, beautiful.

          Cats are worthless. Even for killing mice and rats, there are dogs that are better at it

          Cats are preferred by women and homosexuals who cannot control their animals because they have no authority or discipline.

          Cat hate is so moronic. Training a cat is not hard, but yeah, they are less affectionate than dogs. Why do you need to be affirmed by your pet? I keep my cat around because he is cute and likes to rub his dumb little face on my legs. If you hate cats, you are low IQ.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are preferred by women and homosexuals who cannot control their animals because they have no authority or discipline.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a cat will see you as an equal, at best. fragile egos need not apply. you probably want to get yourself a dog and be worshipped while treating it as an accessory (with required upkeep, of course). or did you already?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cat gays always with this shit, accusing people of needing to be worshipped by their dog because you worship your cat. You literally enjoy being disrespected by something you keep alive. You are an emotional cuckold, and your house smells like cat piss.

        https://i.imgur.com/ge0MN9J.jpg

        >“Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality — the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.”
        ― H.P. Lovecraft, Cats and Dogs

        You mean they lay around doing nothing, and then sometimes murder and torture for fun. Amazing, beautiful.

        Cats are worthless. Even for killing mice and rats, there are dogs that are better at it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being this buttmad about people's choice in pets
          Seriously, though, your first post betrayed your need for a subservient slave as your pet. I don't even dislike dogs, but god damn you're a turbo-homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >“Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality — the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.”
      ― H.P. Lovecraft, Cats and Dogs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >calls his cat Black personman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cats are literary pets

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are pretty good.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love them.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cute. Usually friendly. 100% bad luck for 24 hours following meeting one.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a black cat thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it is now

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the only animal I've ever really raised other than some fish has been a black cat and I swear that boy had a true intelligence to him, you could just see it in his eyes.

    I can't say he was good luck or bad luck but he did have to be put down when he was almost 7 because of "the biggest heart I've ever seen in a cat" according to the vet

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're pretty good. i respect them.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are special frens and we love them very much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good hunters of pests circle of life

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  53. 1 month ago
    Spy-D

    My ex's cat, she can frick off but I miss him.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At my supported accomodation (magic) for crazy people (magic) in Devon (magic) UK (magic) we have a black cat called Magic!

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    better kitty for the sticky IMHO

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not even my cat but I really like him...her? Frick it he's a him according to me.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    13% of the feline population...58% of the scratches.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boop the snoot. Pat the back. Love the cat.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my black cat is kind of stupid, but I love him

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