What would a person embodying all the Hermetic qualities and archetypes at the same type look like?

What would a person embodying all the Hermetic qualities and archetypes at the same type look like? In a more imaginative and excapist vein, what could one expact an avatar of the thrice great to resemble?
Alternatively, what is the common theme, applicable to human understanding, of all mercurial entities, concepts, etc.? From Kabbalah's Hod and abrahamic Archangel Michael to native american Quetzalcoatl and Pahana, from Heidi to Hermes of the classical ancients.
Also, how could this hypothetical human avatar of Hermes live up to this potential without having an extremely eventful and dramatic life? What would a more mundane "pure mercury" personage be like? A solitary, static wanderer like Wotan?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would simply be fast. Unreasonably fast.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That image Looks similar to the fool tarot op, is there a reason for that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never mind that. He is holding a stick that literally says OG like Original Gangster. What the actual frick.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That image Looks similar to the fool tarot op, is there a reason for that?

        Based moron. I mean it. Stay safe, anon.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hermes is a haughty gay.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hermes schizo here looking for my next dopamine hit on anything Mercury / Hermes related. Here are my best answers

    Your first question:
    Most likely ADHD haughty gay

    Second question:
    Old man tour guide

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hermes schizo here
      >doesn't write a wall of text to glorify the biggest of all naggers
      not one of us.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No Hermes I know that’s you.
        I will still remain tsundere and not go schizo posting a wall of Hermes simping text for the sake of my sanity.

        Anyways been Hermes spotting in NYC as of late. This little homie is everywhere and driving me insane. I just saw a green shooting star last night so I hope that means I win a gazillion mint US DOLLARS *cough cough*. Is it that hard for a mortal to ask? Please Hermes 🙂

        Also love ya byeee

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You still here??

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes still here. I need to sniff some ounces of that Hermes Mercurial cocaine daily (or else life gets really dull, boring, and I become part of the endless void much like a withdrawal symptom).

            What you up to Hermes?
            Let me just fade into the abyss for a moment (take a nap)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What you up to Hermes?
            Anon, we doin' so fine...
            Anyhow, wanna see something really cool? Remind me (here on /x/) to show you. I'll be waiting for ya in Seward's park coziest spot, the one facing East Broadway. May 15th. 9am.
            But, the night before, you gotta make a thread confirming you'll be there.
            Ok? Stay safe.

            the Cap of invisibility/Helm of darkness is an item that Hermes can wield.

            The Bird of Hermes is from Hellsing Ultimate.

            Thrice Great means Great 3 times

            Greek Hermes is not Thoth

            It is rumored that Hermes was Perseus and slew Medusa

            Hermes delivered the Golden Apple

            Hermes is a messenger

            Hermes is known as the Prince of Thieves

            Hermes is often depicted wearing a winged hat and sandals and accompanied by the caduceus

            Hermes is a designer brand

            The Good Year logo has Hermes's shoes

            Hermes is the only Olympian who can travel through and back from the realm of the underworld

            A PHD professor claimed in his book that Hermes was scammed in the trade with Apollo

            Thats all I know, forgive the Reddit spacing

            You got the spirit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Personally I'm a fan of Herald Square for your sister's cryptic statue

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've met people that have this certain odd quality, that they just coast around life, and no matter where they are, they just become friends with people. Like dew forming on a leaf, the good and not-so-good alike are drawn to their charisma, and they just bask in it and pursue whatever pleasures they have. And just like dew, they shake them off without a thought. It's rare for them to make a close lifelong friend, but they treasure them more than anything. I've known one that lost a friend, and they reacted in such an odd but beautiful way, like everything they said was poetry.

    I have met three people who have this quality; the happy wanderer type of personality. Want to know the weird thing?

    They all three have the same birthday, and that birthday is July 4th. The sign of Cancer, which according to Orphic astrology is ruled by...

    Go on, take a guess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orpheus sucks ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my aunt is from july 4th and she was a hippie wannabe back on the day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i knew someone who held people's attention and love at all times with natural charisma without even trying in a similar way to what you described, but they were born in late april and were at times unnecessarily cruel for amusement, and didn't miss anyone who he detached from. not sure how that fits in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve been described by many people in this manner, and frankly, I would also say it describes me. My birthday is in late Feb. I trust way too easily and do things for people to my own detriment sometimes. I have a hard time telling people “no” (working on it) and overall I believe I am too empathetic. I despise cruelty and overall it crushes me more than it should when I can tell someone is in emotional pain. I am also very easily manipulated in relationships if I am with a narcissist who figures out I typically try to take the brunt of the pain for loved ones. I am working on all of this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually though I have a hard time detaching from people and I make many lifelong friends so not 100% that same description

          • 2 months ago
            BlueBoy

            Don't forget Jupiter in Scorpio

          • 2 months ago
            BlueBoy

            Sorry I meant to reply to the anon below you

            Cancer
            Asc Sagittarius
            Moon in Gemini
            Mercury in Gemini

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      USA USA USA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      July 4th child over here. Don't feel all that hermetic myself, so the answer must lie in finer details.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP's on to something.

      The fourth hermes, this kalpa's avatar will have a gf born on july 5th iirc.
      He'll split her head open. Many such cases-sad!

  6. 2 months ago
    BlueBoy

    More like 3 times Larper

    Am I rite guise?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to go with mind set. They vibe regardless of the environment

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't say I embody all of them, but I have mercury sun Gemini.
    I'm basically a silent warrior. I come and go, nobody knows who I truly am. I do my occult and shamanistic work in secret. In public I'm going for electrical engineering.
    I admire people like Leonardo, as a renaissance man, and Tesla, as an eccentric who pursued his own vision over all others.
    I forged my own sword, it seemed like a coming of age thing I do in various lifetimes before leaving home.
    I used to have close friends, but not close enough to keep them, and now I just content myself with the notion that I can work alone in secret and do whatever I want without any sort of social scrutiny.
    Despite my isolation, I am quite obsessed with the way other people view the world. Perhaps its due to the fact I see it as all bullshit, but that people's attention conveys their desires and maintains the world that they perceive, and so I look at their words and thoughts as reference to how mankind thinks the world they experience is at this point in history.
    I did have some pretty big traumatic moments in my childhood, which lead me down an emotionally difficult path. Perhaps you could say they were some kind of initiation, without which I wouldn't have discovered many of the things I know today.
    I have an inner self, and an outer self. The outer self is an illusion, a person I think that the world wants me to be, whereas my inner self lives an entirely different life in another universe of spirit. I would speak of it, but nobody believes in such things anymore. I see it as my eternal dharma, the path of my soul which sets me apart from everyone who doesn't follow the path of the soul, but within myself I meet the souls of others who have taken steps on this path, and there we commune and I try to reveal much that I have seen and discovered.
    I feel like I am an old immortal. I remember things from the ancient past that everyone else forgot, but I forgot many things too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I remember things from the ancient past that everyone else forgot
      Such as?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer
    Asc Sagittarius
    Moon in Gemini
    Mercury in Gemini

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh, I hope not.
      He would be insuferable.

      I can't say I embody all of them, but I have mercury sun Gemini.
      I'm basically a silent warrior. I come and go, nobody knows who I truly am. I do my occult and shamanistic work in secret. In public I'm going for electrical engineering.
      I admire people like Leonardo, as a renaissance man, and Tesla, as an eccentric who pursued his own vision over all others.
      I forged my own sword, it seemed like a coming of age thing I do in various lifetimes before leaving home.
      I used to have close friends, but not close enough to keep them, and now I just content myself with the notion that I can work alone in secret and do whatever I want without any sort of social scrutiny.
      Despite my isolation, I am quite obsessed with the way other people view the world. Perhaps its due to the fact I see it as all bullshit, but that people's attention conveys their desires and maintains the world that they perceive, and so I look at their words and thoughts as reference to how mankind thinks the world they experience is at this point in history.
      I did have some pretty big traumatic moments in my childhood, which lead me down an emotionally difficult path. Perhaps you could say they were some kind of initiation, without which I wouldn't have discovered many of the things I know today.
      I have an inner self, and an outer self. The outer self is an illusion, a person I think that the world wants me to be, whereas my inner self lives an entirely different life in another universe of spirit. I would speak of it, but nobody believes in such things anymore. I see it as my eternal dharma, the path of my soul which sets me apart from everyone who doesn't follow the path of the soul, but within myself I meet the souls of others who have taken steps on this path, and there we commune and I try to reveal much that I have seen and discovered.
      I feel like I am an old immortal. I remember things from the ancient past that everyone else forgot, but I forgot many things too.

      Self importance much?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did that homie step off The Holy Mountain? Damn!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to send a picture of my balls. But since you've taken the effort of weaving such a beautiful and colorful linguistic tapestry. I shall simply complement you, and leave.

    Good day sir.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf hot
      Can I drop a burner??

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Cap of invisibility/Helm of darkness is an item that Hermes can wield.

    The Bird of Hermes is from Hellsing Ultimate.

    Thrice Great means Great 3 times

    Greek Hermes is not Thoth

    It is rumored that Hermes was Perseus and slew Medusa

    Hermes delivered the Golden Apple

    Hermes is a messenger

    Hermes is known as the Prince of Thieves

    Hermes is often depicted wearing a winged hat and sandals and accompanied by the caduceus

    Hermes is a designer brand

    The Good Year logo has Hermes's shoes

    Hermes is the only Olympian who can travel through and back from the realm of the underworld

    A PHD professor claimed in his book that Hermes was scammed in the trade with Apollo

    Thats all I know, forgive the Reddit spacing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laaaame.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you read the Greek legends you would understand that Hermes is a complete savage

    • 2 months ago
      BlueBoy

      >the Cap of invisibility/Helm of darkness is an item that Hermes can wield.
      Wtf do you mean, 'can' wield.. he invented it

      >The Bird of Hermes is from Hellsing Ultimate
      His birds are crows. Leave your fanfic out of it

      >A PHD professor claimed in his book that Hermes was scammed in the trade with Apollo
      Nope

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hermes is a wang-tile sequence

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what that means

        >the Cap of invisibility/Helm of darkness is an item that Hermes can wield.
        Wtf do you mean, 'can' wield.. he invented it

        >The Bird of Hermes is from Hellsing Ultimate
        His birds are crows. Leave your fanfic out of it

        >A PHD professor claimed in his book that Hermes was scammed in the trade with Apollo
        Nope

        I got all my information from Kindle Books and Amazon so if it's not true or correct then it's no longer my problem. Also, Hellsing Ultimate is not a fanfic, it's a Japanese anime/manga. This is an anime website originating from 2chan, which is in Japanese. Also, saying Hermes can wield the cap of invisibility does not mean that Hermes did not invent it. I don't know what he invented other than firesticks and the turtle music thing. Next time just appreciate the spoonfeeding and don't give me a (You).

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a insufferable guy. Go back.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ad hominem

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stay out of these threads if you don't have anything to offer other than useless criticism

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He literally admittedly had nothing to add. He just dumped pop history knowledge, and had the guts to call it spoonfeeding.

            ad hominem

            nah, just leave man. I'm not arguing with you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basado

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whycome the coolest esoteric deity gotta cultivate such a cringe following
    Frickin' Baphomet lovers are better adjusted than half the autists in here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate. What should proper mercury enthusiasts resemble?
      Also, I propose we start calling ourselves "Hod boys" or "amalgam chum".

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