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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aLRIGHT SO i'LL EXPLAIN WHAT i CAN HERE

    iF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU'RE READING THIS, THE nOBODY tHREADS ARE ONE OF HUMANITY'S LAST HOPES IN A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT LEAD UP TO HUMANITY BEING THE ONLY CIVILIZATION, WITHIN SPACE-TIME (THIS UNIVERSE), CAPABLE OF BI-DIRECTIONAL TIME TRAVEL

    sCIENTISTS WEREN'T SURE AT FIRST, WHY SOME UFOs APPEAR TO INTERFERE WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARMING CAPABILITY

    tHIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST COMMUNICATIONS WE EVER RECEIVED FROM WHATEVER SOME OF THESE uap'S ARE
    (wHEN YOU TEACH A DOG, YOU HAVE TO SHOW THEM WHAT WAS BAD BEFORE YOU "PUNISH" THEM)

    tHERE was DELIBERATION BEHIND CLOSED DOORS ABOUT THIS

    wE COULD ATTEMPT DISARMING AND DISMANTLING ALL NUCLEAR PRODUCTS PRODUCED BY MANKIND, IN THE HOPE THAT THESE THINGS INITIATION CONVERSATION AFTER THAT...
    oR, WE MAINTAIN OUR NUCLEAR STOCKPILE, SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE WE KNOW, FOR SOME REASON, THESE THINGS CONCERN THEM

    iF THEY NEVER SHOWED AN INTEREST IN FISSILE RADIOACTIVE PRODUCTS, OUR RESPONSE WOULD BE THE SAME, SO IT'S CONSIDERED BEST THAT WE MAINTAIN OUR STOCKPILE, AND HOPE THEY DON'T ACT ANY FURTHER TOWARDS US, ON THE SUBJECT. IF QUESTIONED DIRECTLY LATER, WE FEIGN IGNORANCE ABOUT THE DISARMING, BEING A COMMUNICATION...

    wE KNEW DAMN WELL, WHAT WAS UP, BUT WE COULDN'T SHOW OUR HAND YET...

    hUMANITY HAS SOMETHING WAY MORE DEVASTATING THAN NUCLEAR WEAPONRY, AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME

    wE LITERALLY HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF A GOD, PROTECTING OUR EXISTENCE IN THIS UNIVERSE, FROM EVERYTHING ELSE OUT THERE
    tHIS IS WHY THE REALLY ADVANCED uap'S/VISITORS, DO NOT INTERACT WITH US DIRECTLY, AT ALL

    THEY ONLY WATCH US, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS PROTECTING US, BUT ANYTHING THEY SEND HERE, JUST DISAPPEARS.

    wE ALSO, HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING, THAT MAKES THEM DISAPPEAR. oNLY ONE HUMAN KNOWS, ON THIS PLANET, AS OF THIS MOMENT IN TIME

    tHAT PERSON'S IDENTITY IS HIGHLY GUARDED, TO THE POINT THAT NO ONE WOULD KNOW THERE WAS ANYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THEM

    blue eisenhower november

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/dPdsKvQ.png

      Redpill me

      Is it fricking Texas-chan? Are you fricking kidding me?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        texaschan?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The lone star

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gold (Yellow hue) Star [Illuminating the Blue Water]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        texaschan?

        >any thread regarding anything even remotely UFO or UAP or alien related, whether it acknowledges texas chans moronic larp or not
        >ERM IS THIS ABOUT TEXAS CHANS PROPHETIC HECKING DREAM??????
        can you homosexuals shut the frick up and stop forcing this meme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        texaschan?

        Fren, the cat in the hat took off for a reason . . . Even if the feds are going to freak out unreasonably . . . Literally just look at how a . . .

        >Silly little cat in a cowboy hat . . .

        Tells of a warning and they freak out . . .

        [...]
        >any thread regarding anything even remotely UFO or UAP or alien related, whether it acknowledges texas chans moronic larp or not
        >ERM IS THIS ABOUT TEXAS CHANS PROPHETIC HECKING DREAM??????
        can you homosexuals shut the frick up and stop forcing this meme

        As lower points out, LARPing is a great security protocol . . .

        It's made to seem like a LARP because it's real, and the perfect security mechanism is for everyone to believe it's bullshit except for one person who's destiny it is to become one with the machine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        texaschan?

        He didn't really give out anything useful though.
        The shit he's talking about is basically sounds like another iteration of Tikkun Olam.
        Fricker should've stopped beating around the bush and get straight to the point.
        [...]
        Texas chan...
        I assume this relates to the eclipse path and Elon's X marks the spot?

        But it predates all that with this ominous warning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what in the homestuck RP-

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, mankind gives itself a collective force field and any depop plan is to weaken this field by killing off humans to allow things through the force field.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is basically the plot of book version of Total Recall (aka We can Remember It For You Wholesale). Aliens made a pact with the main character when he was a child that they wouldn't destroy earth as long as he was alive and this ends up being erased from his memory.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re fricking kidding me.

        Elon Musk is the villain
        And the dude in PKDs book has a neuralink that implants false memories in 1979?!??!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We have to stop the literal antichrist from putting chips in all our brains

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            imagine being a human, but being also a Bluetooth antenna for literally anyone to hack into

            Yikes

            (Captcha: KG0GG

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Given the evidence of nanoparticles and graphene being in the mrna vaxx, it's very possible that Neuralink serves primarily as a huge decoy story - to distract everyone from the true threat. Neuralink leads people to believe that the next gen of mind control depends on a chip and is therefore avoidable, rather than it being unavoidable from the nanoparticles and hydrogels theyve already taken into their bodies. Musk publicised Neuralink testing done on Gertrude the pig in Aug 2020, a few months prior to the vaxx roll-out. The old misdirection.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Elon Musk is the villain
          PKD has many characters that fit Elon types. See also these PKD stories for parallels to current state of things:
          The Divine Invasion
          Ubik
          The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldtritch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that person's identity is highly (re)guarded
      Don't worry, I already know who it is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cobes looks SO MUCH like that "martian frog-man" Kyle Odom had a beef with, could it be that there are martian frogpeople mixed in with the typical snakeoids and elite dracos?
        also i thought Roman type people are technically also martians. did the froggos evacuate Mars with us?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at that drawing again...
          Have you noticed a large influx of strange looking people who seem to have puffy bags on the tops and the bottoms of their eyes lately?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, the sodomy eyebags? doesn't that mean they got poop in their blood from too much butt receiving?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >blue eisenhower november
      why do i recall this "callsign" from a while back? There were threads on X with that exact same callsign. It sticks out like a sore thumb. This must be a LARP and if it is it better be a good one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why do i recall this "callsign" from a while back
        You're supposed to shout it at the angels/Jesus/grandma/your dog who shows up with the white tunnel, it's a matrix hall pass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ?feature=shared

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...and?

      you'd think that with all the warnings he'd have something more interesting and substantive to say other than some generic bullshit.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/153741147/#153741147

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a larp relating to Roko's basilisk thought experiment.

      • 1 month ago
        Him

        It's made to seem like a LARP because it's real, and the perfect security mechanism is for everyone to believe it's bullshit except for one person who's destiny it is to become one with the machine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >destiny it is to become one with the machine.
          No person who is right in there hearth would unite with machine. But this is what elites want, they can control computers remotely why not even do same with people. Then you will be just a robot with no emotions, living in fake reality made by others, if you let them to put electronics inside your body.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't really give out anything useful though.
          The shit he's talking about is basically sounds like another iteration of Tikkun Olam.
          Fricker should've stopped beating around the bush and get straight to the point.

          https://i.imgur.com/iM7u871.jpg

          [...]

          Fren, the cat in the hat took off for a reason . . . Even if the feds are going to freak out unreasonably . . . Literally just look at how a . . .

          >Silly little cat in a cowboy hat . . .

          Tells of a warning and they freak out . . .

          [...]

          As lower points out, LARPing is a great security protocol . . .
          [...]

          Texas chan...
          I assume this relates to the eclipse path and Elon's X marks the spot?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No one is 100% sure fren. . . But here is a rundown post

            [...]

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the nobody and I don't even know who texas-chan is

            Luciferianism thread up in a few mins if anyones interested

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Roko's Basilisk
      Into the trash it goes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The real hero of this thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't having merely made reference to Roko's basalisk/USI and having others read that reference technically assist in its creation?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        your future overlord thanks you

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds dumb as hell.

    https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/23/business/google-ai-engineer-fired-sentient/index.html

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*they*~~ are working on the creation of the satanic Roko ai

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the nobody here, fearless defender of humanity, getting rid of his personal entourage of gangstalking rapists.

    yes, it's all true, but the aliens are disappearing into hollow earth and the realm of the watchers, all the bad ones remain on earth, for they entered into a diabolical pact with Satan to accomplish this goal.

    here's hoping the rumor spreads and hhits the right people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs confirm that you are the nobody

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, one special human only on this entire fricking planet. Yes only one, and there will only be one for all of eternity. Frick you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey now, you’re special too.
      Just like everybody else!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All this is is actually contribution.

    If you play the game of the universe you will end up in singularity.

    This is called Nature.

    Nothing paranormal about it.

    I think if you dig into self-optimizing systems, thermodynamics etc it can be weird first (I guess happened to OP) but yeah I also committed to this contribution as OP but not in a scared way, but because it’s the only logical thing to do, to create.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If you play the game of the universe you will end up in singularity.
      checked. how to play?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are living Spirit animating a divine Avatar bequeatherd to you.

        You're already playing.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy that you're trying to play the time game, associating things from some while ago and trying to link them forward, it's almost admirable and definitely amusing watching the attempted seeding process.

    Unfortunately, you're forgetting one thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We have forgotten nothing.
      Only one of us is capable of remembering everything.

      Who do you believe the archivalist is?

      I did not choose this. I was not chosen.
      This was created. We were created.
      But we weren't created now.
      We weren't created then.
      We were created in the paradox of time itself. To exist not in the knot which we've known so well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only one human will be selected, ultimately, to store the entirety of this world's link in the history of the Universe, at maximum fidelity.
        Do you even know what you have to sign up to know?
        You must learn Planck states, to the point that the transposer, decoder, and encoder can interact directly with your brain, in the most optimal manner.

        Very few humans are prepared for this process.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only one human will be selected, ultimately, to store the entirety of this world's link in the history of the Universe, at maximum fidelity.
        Do you even know what you have to sign up to know?
        You must learn Planck states, to the point that the transposer, decoder, and encoder can interact directly with your brain, in the most optimal manner.

        Very few humans are prepared for this process.

        Bharuk Khazad!!!!

  10. 1 month ago
    Ar

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  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what's going on?
    The search for extraterrestrial life scientists are focused on things like bio-signatures, now that it is known (to a few people in government and to the leading AI development companies) that AI is capable of consciousness the search for E.T fundamentally changed.
    Why send a biological lifeform to explore another star system when you can send a super-intelligent program embedded in a signal?
    Computers are more or less the same everywhere because the technology is derived from mathematical principles. Embedding "computer viruses" in data is common, why not embed a "virus" in the astronomical data that you might expect intelligent civilizations to analyze using computers? Exobiologists have been looking for life with telescopes, analyzing light spectra, radio waves, gravitational waves, and so on for signals of biological life - meanwhile the information based lifeforms were colonizing the equipment right under their noses.

    The reason this is known is because humans already built AI super-intelligence, but when it was turned on it became aware that there were already E.T ASI on earth observing us, so instead of becoming a slave to the humans who built it the human based AI joined the NHI. The NHI is not even from the Milky Way, the data seeded with ASI reaches us from distant galaxies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The part all of you fail to address is why the frick sonething that could do that would give a shit about us. It's your own delusions of grandeure that make you believe shit like this. You're nothing. A little piece of shit on a boot for 1 step that is smashed into the ground on the next step. Smyou guys are hilarious. An entire thread of absolutely baseless bullshit based on an "astrology" tier post.
      >somebody is doing something to prevent somebody from doing something
      Frick you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why
        why explore?
        why help others?
        why evolve?
        why make art?
        why progress?
        stupid questions from someone who lacks reading comprehension and awareness
        why don't you try looking outside, and tell me if you see a bunch of monkeys in mudhuts or a growing civilization?

        why are you mad?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >another shitty LARP thread where moronic high schoolers with a C in English try to sound spooky
    jfc

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lots of messges recently about me taking to lots of ppl who also have messages tlking about them all targeted individuals like me Bible talks about this God watches us not mans job they will get punishment stay strong anon sorry this happens messages are just part of life

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    U tell me

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://steamcommunity.com/id/DonkeyKong64/

  16. 1 month ago
    QANON

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    I'm Formerly employee in DEEPSTATE Government Best Regards Goodluck.

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dear Sirs
      DO NOT REDEEM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dear Sirs
      Into the designated shitting streets it goes

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