What the FRICK are UFOs doing in our oceans?

What the FRICK are UFOs doing in our oceans?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What the FRICK are UFOs doing in our oceans?

    They're existing surrounded by water apparently.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is confusing about this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That people think there is liquid water in the mantle, and not rocks with H2O shoved inside.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >soggy rocks
        ayyliums are microorganisms fricking confirmed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they have found huge caverns of water within the mantel recently.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And I'm sure you are desperately looking for that source...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No but I found your mom’s huge “cavern” if you get my drift. She has a large vegana.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably. My mother is a nasty bawd with one tooth that only fricks the dumbest of Black folk ever since her white husband left.
            And it sounds like you fricked her...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Baba Ak

            For sure, I fricked her about 15 years ago. Your father paid me to “show her a good time” her as long as he could watch. Must of been about nine months before you were born.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I fricked her about 15 years ago.
            So back when she was 300 pounds and covered in bed sores and acne. She MIGHT have even been alive at that point.
            >Your father paid me to “show her a good time” her as long as he could watch
            He died in 2000, so now I know you are lying.
            About the money, anyway. I'm certain you fricked that land whale.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.bnl.gov/newsroom/news.php?a=111648

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally tweo sentences in.
            >Researchers from Northwestern University and the University of New Mexico report evidence for potentially oceans worth of water deep beneath the United States. Though not in the familiar liquid form — the ingredients for water are bound up in rock deep in the Earth's mantle — the discovery may represent the planet's largest water reservoir.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously the aliens are ghosts who just phase through the soggy rocks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You laugh but the UFO Abduction Missing 411 map has a really strong connection with a map of all the aquifers in the US.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because they're plasma djinns

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah. I dont know how the frick any living thing would survive in that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Can't read more than the opening
            >Can't tell he's the moron
            Yeah that tracks

          • 3 weeks ago
            RON_MEXICO_BWC

            rekt

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    swimming

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking your mom with their giant space dicks.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jellyfish UFO is a pressurized Dobbeneigh suit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At first I thought the dobbeneigh stuff was utter bullshit. And sure it probably started out as that, but I’m starting to believe. Manifestation is real lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In all seriousness, what the frick is that? I mean it happened, it's recorded, what is it?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The aliums are fricking the fish, Jerry. They're fricking every fish in the ocean

  7. 3 weeks ago
    DonktheClown

    >What the FRICK are UFOs doing in our oceans?
    They're trying to survive; among other things I would imagine. And BTW, it may well be their oceans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      RON_MEXICO_BWC

      Buddy, this is Murica— the kings of pillaging land from native peoples

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fishing.
    Sushi is delicious.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can only guess
    >studying the oceans
    scientific learning
    >they need something in them

    >have a base down there
    would be a good place to make a research base while they stay here. we never really look under water
    >go under water when chased
    our jets cant follow them there its a good way to get around

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Extracting rare elements to power their craft. Ever seen a meteorite fall upwards?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i may be remembering it wrong, but didn't we prove that the conditions in earth's mantle mean that liquid water can't exist there, only weird crystalline states of water that form due to high pressure and temperature like ice-VII?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They’re not UFOs and they’ve been here longer than us.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The backstroke!
    Hyuck hyuck hyuck

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aliens come from inside the earth. it's a big place.
    https://odysee.com/@Realfake_Newsource:9/RFNS-007-005:5

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they live there

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are we doing on their land?

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