>what semen retention gets you

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is that wtf
    guess i'll keep blowing loads

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he calcified his peneal gland

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did he remove it is what is like to know.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we can lay eggs if we just keep ourselves from rubbing it out…?

  3. 2 months ago
    sage

    homie that's a rock

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WASP wait until it comes out of your dick

      Not surprising that the connection wasn't made without having it explained to you, bot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dat du rock

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trick one I don't have a dick. That being said semen retention is moronic so go off

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          M U
          U

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ewww why the frick is a f*m*le browsing EerieWeb?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hello, do you have red hair?

          I'm looking for a red haired gf to travel to the North pole with me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay how long did you not jack off for?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bull fricking shit.
        There is no literature out there showing you get sand in your dick if you don’t cum
        Checkout your kidneys and bladder, there lies your issue.

        [...]

        And yet nobody who regurlarly blows loads gets these. Where do you think all that semen you retain goes, fools?

        Hey you guys remember this old movie called “chasing the kidney stone”?
        I thought o remembered it as the kid sharing himself and went into his grand dad and destroyed his kidney stones using water
        But that’s wrong, silly me.
        The kid just jacked his granddad really hard and it solved his issue

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That bladder stone must have hurt coming out

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plato with salt crystal's forming out of it from not being interacted with and drying out

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >semen is stored in the kidneys

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unhealthy eating habits. Addictions are always a bad thing when in excess.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What gooning gets you

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS CALLED A KINDNEY STONE
    no you don't get form holding back semen
    it comes from not having enough eatable iodine in the system.
    and a blood isses its got nothing to do with nutting.
    see that green cystal that usually only vegan only diets its cystalised plant matter.

    your malnorised anon the crystal is.
    Calcium Oxalate

    its comes from bad blood making it into the urine
    then you eat too many plants you make flora in the put but if it gets to bad it basically staves you do death from the inside out.

    this is one of the symtoms.
    humans are not desgined to be herbaviors

    they are omivious
    becuase they do not have the strong bateria to prevent flora growing and killing he host.
    you need more iron
    and other materials

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking /thread.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ITS CALLED A KINDNEY STONE
        no you don't get form holding back semen
        it comes from not having enough eatable iodine in the system.
        and a blood isses its got nothing to do with nutting.
        see that green cystal that usually only vegan only diets its cystalised plant matter.

        your malnorised anon the crystal is.
        Calcium Oxalate

        its comes from bad blood making it into the urine
        then you eat too many plants you make flora in the put but if it gets to bad it basically staves you do death from the inside out.

        this is one of the symtoms.
        humans are not desgined to be herbaviors

        they are omivious
        becuase they do not have the strong bateria to prevent flora growing and killing he host.
        you need more iron
        and other materials

        And yet nobody who regurlarly blows loads gets these. Where do you think all that semen you retain goes, fools?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The semen you retain is in the balls, the kidney stones form in, well, the kidneys, or the ureters. The semen has no business there, it does not form these stones. It's because of substances in your kidney filtrate being in excess concentration.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >because of substances in your kidney filtrate being in excess concentration

            So where do you think all that energy goes when not used. Surely not back into other areas of the body. /s

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you heard it first here. pee IS stored in the balls.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol

            The kidney stone expert is cool though, that is good information

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pee is in balls, cum in kidneys.. makes sense

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>And yet nobody who regurlarly blows loads gets these
          you dumb Black person

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Answer the question ese

            Why the frick do motherfrickers post threads encouraging you not to get yourself off on the paranormal board

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          because I'm sure doctors are asking all their kidney stones patients "how often do you jack off"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isses
      >cystal
      >cystalised
      >malnorised
      >Oxalate
      >staves
      >symtoms
      >herbaviors
      >omivious
      >bateria

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone knows cum is stored in the lungs

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either way this came out of your dick, lol. Must've hurt bad. Drink only water for a year and you'll get better.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are literal shill threads against nofap
    why?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there are literal shill threads for nofap
      why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The christcuckery that invests this board like a swarm of wienerroaches is behind that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          jew

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        SMASHED and SLAMMED

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because someone wants you dead inside

      https://i.imgur.com/ubuRRf6.png

      >there are literal shill threads for nofap
      why?

      Because someone wants you to rise above your perverted desires

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya know, I dont think its masturbation's that's holding people here back, probably the rabid hatred and anti-intellectualism

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of what drives men to any purpose is sexual desire. To pretend otherwise is anti intellectualism. Ignore this at your own peril.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's nice anon, no ones impressed you don't masterbate

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one is impressed by someone who doesn't know how to spell. Start there, its the very least you can do for yourself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha yeah and this anon wants you malleable for whatever purpose.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there isn't evidence that abstaining from masturbation actually improves health outcomes
        there isn't evidence that the body can functionally distinguish the source of an orgasm either
        there is evidence that porn causes changes in brain structure HOWEVER those studies aren't well controlled and it is not clear if this relationship is causative or correlative. We also know that human brain structure can be severely warped by loneliness and lack of socialization which is collinear with pornography abuse.
        Of course masturbation can become an addictive/compulsive behavior and take on traits of self harm, but there isn't an equivalency between a guy who goons 8 hours a day and a guy who jerks off once or twice a week.

        If you want to go into broscience and mysticism go ahead but don't act like it's actual truth. It should be noted that before israelites prohibited masturbation many great civilizations with strong mystical traditions were anti-semen retention. The Sumerians, the Aztecs, etc. There is also some evidence that excessive sexual activity actually increases testosterone levels relative to sexually inactive men. The human body in general is very "use it or lose it" so if you are never cumming it's logical that the body would begin to divert resources away from it.

        Why the frick did you post this on the paranormal board

        because for whatever reason there are 3-4 nofap threads here at any given time. Deciding whether to touch your peepee or not is apparently paranormal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crabs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      people who have power want to make sure no one tries to take it from them. they don't like it when ideas are being pushed that help others empower themselves. go figure.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s something very demonic about that image.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake, reposted many times over the years.

    No old gays awake I guess....

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did you post this on the paranormal board

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick do motherfrickers post threads encouraging you not to get yourself off on the paranormal board

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the topic got banned from /misc/ as did /sig/, by having it here the topic doesn't attract as much attention and is easier to well poison, but also, at the deepest level the issue is spiritual as in your spirit is being diminished
        our enemies run these boards

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get a load of this keyboard cowboy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >/sig/
          Semen Ingestion General?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish!

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    omg, sr makes irl palworld eggs

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    h-hot

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a J.O. crystal?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP HAS SUCCESSFULLY GIVEN BIRTH TO THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE.
    OH MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING. TWO MORE WEEKS.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    During night emissions and Retrograde ejaculation you can develop a blockage where the cum tube meets the urethra. It’s really painful and you gotta piss out the plug.
    Is this what you’re talking about?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prostate stones come from toxin exposure

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