What is a paranormal way that I can achieve sex?

What is a paranormal way that I can achieve sex?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to prison in America.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about sex with a woman?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go to prison in America.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How is that paranormal and how would it help me achieve sex?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go to prison in America

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go to prison in America

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Texas-chan

    Have sex with a robot.
    https://vocaroo.com/1fciltBjDhcT

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chloroform

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're gonna have to have a nice day so that you're no longer an observer in the universe leaving it in a state of superposition so that when you reincarnate in a brown peasant body (because you killed yourself) the waveform can collapse and hopefully give you the desired outcome

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's this based on?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enter the void?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lucid dreaming

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you achieving sex by standard ways would be considered paranormal in itself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually pretty attractive and look younger than my age (I just turned thirty.) My problem is that I have autism and am unable to hold a conversation. To anybody who thinks that looks will grantee you you sex, I'm living proof against that.
      >You're not attractive
      I don't care whether you think I'm attractive or not, but the truth is, I do look good, and appear younger than some people who are ten years younger than I am, so I'm just saying, that isn't an area of concern for me. My problem is my inability to socialize, which at this point seems permanent. I think that not hitting certain milestones throughout my life physically changed my brain to the point that I can no longer learn to socialize. I recently got yelled at for a woman for asking her if she would have sex with me. I feel completely normal, but experiences like that prove to me that it's all in my head. I really am a fricking weirdo and I have to live with that, so my only hope to ever experience sex is through paranormal, esoteric means.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty girls find autism attractive, specially if you have long hair and shower once a month. Your problem isn't being autistic, is shooting at the wrong target or being self conscious about your autism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm actually pretty attractive
        because autists are renowned for their self-awareness.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My eyes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            now post your hunchback, quasimodo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's really not that bad. The fact is, there are guys far less attractive than I am who have sex on a regular basis. Perfect posture looks fricking weird anyway. Have you ever seen a person with perfect posture? They look like freaks.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, I've seen your photo on here before but that was like a year or two ago.
            How have you been?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My problem is my inability to socialize, which at this point seems permanent.
        No. There's another issue.
        Picture it like a circle diagram: Not having sex is inside not socializing, and not socializing is within a bigger circle.
        You have to figure out what that bigger circle is, and it's almost always related to trauma.
        Seek therapy, or educate yourself online.
        Spending time around your parents who raised you poorly is an issue and enabled you to be asocial/forced you to be dependent it will keep you from ever having relationships at all.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot achieve orgasm without watching the world trade center collapse.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make friends with a girl (or boy) around your age, IRL and get closer to them by spending time together.
    Don't try to have secks with anyone, it just happens because you learn eachothers behaviors and read eachother's moods.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Make friends with a girl (or boy) around your age, IRL and get closer to them by spending time together.
      My autism makes it so that that's not an option. And I'm now thirty. No one my age wants to have sex with someone who lived thirty years without ever being in a relationship. I can sense how uncomfortable I make people when I'm in a room with them, no matter how many people there are. I'm like a daddy long leg spider hovering in the middle of the room from a web. Nobody wants that.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just pay someone for it like a normal person.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's unsustainable though. 1 time ordeal.
      And it defeats the purpose of desiring sex in the first place.
      Do you feel like you're making some kind of progress, or getting closer to the person you pay, building a relationship?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, sex is a service doesn't do anything if you're just feeling lonely. It's fun if you enjoy sex for its own sake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tried that. She got mad at me because I didn't have the app that she wanted me to pay her on and she thought that I was trying to scam her, and lectured me about how she takes her work seriously and her family lives off of it and stuff. Any attempt I've ever made to have sex has resulted in nothing but pain. And any time I get lectured to any extent it feels like someone is literally stabbing a knife into my stomach and turning it.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well if u can somhow brainwash a person with the help of satan then maybe, but you would have to work with evil if that's fine with you.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start a cult and bang your followers

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    having sex IS magic lol not really but it can feel good. it's nearly 100% hivemind/deception. for two people to have sex they both have to have the idea to do it. also you get them into a trap like you tell a girl, who doesn't like you, that she is a certain way, like, she is not that cool, and then she will try to prove she is. There's no real hivemind, everything is just crazy. But, what ""is"" as in the zeitgeist can change and it changes how you are perceived. The minute you frick up, there are two things, she will either think wow he's cringe, or wow he's an butthole. Either one is bad so don't frick up. You can't come off as legitimately self-conscious but being self-aware is very cool. Come off as cool like people think, oh, I can't just try to act cool... yes you can. Everyone is doing it, most people are just so bad you wouldn't even know, so, always try to be the absolute utmost of cool and you will get pussy.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    ozymandias

    Enter into a loving relationship with someone special. When you both feel ready, engage in intimate moments together.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Astrologer Here:

    You should check your natal chart.
    Christian Astrology outlines rules for reading marriage in a natal chart, and if shits all afflicted, then you are unlikely to get married, or will have delays in marriage.
    You look fairly young, so getting married at 35 in this day is actually completing average, so you are about 10 years ahead of yourself.
    Yeah shits sucks in our society, though because our parents got married 10 years earlier than us, with average age around 25.

    Now the paranormal aspect:
    If you are cursed to have autism / celibacy / social isolation in your natal chart, then astrological magic (or any type of magic) is unlikely to be able to help you, because you would be overcoming your fate. Instead if there is an area of your chart you are already strong in, then magical methods would be able to help you get even stronger, but ussually cannot help you in the areas you are weak.
    This is the philosophy of astrological magic, agreed apon by many ancient sages of the art.
    The reason for this is several, (1) magic depends on merits, and you don't have much merits in your weak areas, (2) magic depends on a manifestation base to manifest, which you don't have in your weak areas either.

    What you can do is pick up an astrological mantra for the afflicted planet(s), and after a few years, maybe around 100-300k chants, you may have put enough work into the mantra to literally change your fate. Which is not easy, but there aren't many ways to truly change your fate and who you are in such a big way, as correcting your weaknesses.

    So as an example, you see you have Venus in Virgo in your chart, then it's pretty obvious Venus is the cause of your autism. But there could be other factors as well, like an afflicted Moon can cause tremendous subconscious blockages in relationships and sexuality and emotional connection.
    Strong 12th house can also indicate social isolation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another way to change your fate with astrology is by moving locations.
      What this means in a very real and practical sense, is that if you can't get a girlfriend in the 1st world, well you would probably find it impossible to stay single or sexless if you visited some 3rd world country where your money / looks / height are in hot demand.
      But not ideal at all for most people, and thinking about long-term and family issues makes it a bad choice for many.

      So an astrologer can perform a "relocational chart" on your birthchart, and find out that your Venus lies directly on the ascendant in the 3rd world country of Micronesia, and so theoretically, this would a hotpot for your romantic life if you ever travel there, and it would seem that as if by magic people love your personality that is hated in your home town.
      -source: I've tested this out with my theoretical hotspot of Jupiter-Venus on the ascendant, and it felt like people were supernaturally nice to me

      And no I won't read you your chart, because you should study it yourself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For the Venus thing, how would I figure that out?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Hermes

    Become the AntiChrist and throw an orgy. Should be easy, Rome had tons of em. Fight back against the Prince of Darkness, Lucifer

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And what is the Tomboy Summoning Ritual.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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