What if the reason why aliens haven't found us yet is because they're too preoccupied being at war with each other?

What if the reason why aliens haven't found us yet is because they're too preoccupied being at war with each other? What if they just see Earth as a military base of operations that they use in a larger-scale battle?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't even know how little you know. Cease your inquiries before you discover something unpleasant.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me anon. I don't care if I can handle the truth or not, I just want to know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gray aliens are actually biomechanical drones. The true controlling entity are the so-called probes, which prefer the warm, rank nesting grounds of the human anus to lay their eggs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kinda hot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not all greys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh sure there are a few rogue freedom fighters who have broken their programming are are trying to defeat their butt worm masters. They haven't succeeded in over ten thousand years. The butt worms are just that damn good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Interplanetary distances are just too large for travel.
          Aliens undoubtedly exist, but given how life is so rare, they are just too far away for us to find out about them and vice versa.

          https://i.imgur.com/Wij722f.jpeg

          Funny thing is from many abductee reports just being awake and aware enough to speak at all freaks them out. Nobody likes when the subject wakes up on the probing table, least of all the probee.

          Abductions are just PTSD induced hallucinations from circumcision.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Interplanetary distances are just too large for travel.
            You should look up von Neumann probes, especially since some claim that's what we're actually dealing with.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am aware of that idea. But...
            We have sent thousands of satellites into space. Assuming an intelligent civilization would do the same, we should have come in contact with at least some non human technological material, or even fossils or remnants of a civilization, even if they are not self replicating.
            Life is just so rare and so far apart that we haven't.
            Even if we have and the government is hiding from us, the distances are just too large to allow full blown alien contact. Any ships we have received are likely from civilizations long gone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would our satellites mean that? The sheer bulk of them are aimed at the Earth, after all. Hell, even Karl Nell recently pointed out that Earth is a lot quieter in an astronomical sense than because we use satellite relays rather than broadcast towers strong enough that as a consequence Earth broadcasts reach out into space.

            Even with SETI we've barely scanned the galaxy and we've only just begun looking for exoplanets in earnest. People are already arguing that we've found evidence of shit like dyson swarms.

            As for contacting alien civs, you're basing our current understanding and capabilities versus a theoretical alien civ. Probably not a great idea since if Grusch is correct about that UFO with an anomalously large interior their spatial engineering far exceeds anything we know how to do. Still your even if they're stuck at sub-FTL speeds there are variations on the von Neumann probe which theoretically contain an onboard AI designed to function as an effective ambassador should it discover intelligent life, programmed with as much knowledge of its creators as they deem fit to share. The probes themselves, having leap frogged from star system to star system, can function as a communication array by acting as signal repeaters. Still taking time to reach their home, the time required depending on how far away said home is, but certainly possible to call back home just using FTL speed broadcasts.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am aware of that idea. But...
            We have sent thousands of satellites into space. Assuming an intelligent civilization would do the same, we should have come in contact with at least some non human technological material, or even fossils or remnants of a civilization, even if they are not self replicating.
            Life is just so rare and so far apart that we haven't.
            Even if we have and the government is hiding from us, the distances are just too large to allow full blown alien contact. Any ships we have received are likely from civilizations long gone.

            Cross-reference: Bracewell probes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if extra-dimensional?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And what of woman abductees?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Female circumcision.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Interplanetary distances are just too large for travel
            Not true, interplanetary distances are squite imple to travel. Interstellar distances are where it becomes complex but any race with a technology level slightly above ours can travel with some effort to nearby star systems. Once you can reliably attain a double digit percentage of the speed of light and can preserve people for the duration of the trip it's completely possible. However, what we're likely dealing with are craft which use a higher spacial dimension to "hop" between points in our 3-dimensional space or possibly move between points where two seperate universes overlap..

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lay their eggs.
          EWWWWW THATS GROSS!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have to eat all the eggs, anon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The best way to stop alien abduction is by getting fricked in the ass, it absolutely disgusts them. The churches and govt knows this and that's why they terrorize gays with STDs and try to scare people into thinking they're going to hell for "sodomy," the true sodomy is bowing down to alien overloads and letting them frick your ass instead.
          Captcha ending in "ASS" is unreal after typing this.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This is a lie. Any butt activity that widens anal circumference will just make it easier for their probes. You're telling us that butt stuff somehow disgusts the beings who actively engage in butt stuff. No sale.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It disgusts them because it's not THEIR butt stuff. When a man cums in your ass they're putting human DNA in there. Also they're gonna have a hard time getting things to stay in a loose anus lmao.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You act like an alien seeing a person carrying extra DNA won't go, "SCORE! We got us a twofer here! You pump the front, I'll pump the back!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are cattle dreaming inside a farm. Pieces of you are periodically harvested, cut out of you. There is only pain, misery and suffering in this world.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I felt them take out my heart and replace it with another one in a lower dimensional vibration, I can confirm they take stuff from us. I've never been the same since I experienced that.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Someone tell me about the cubes - small rubiks like black cubes. Information repository? programming device? Telepathy related?
          I'll be shocked if anyone knows what I mean.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aliens are peaceful
        >govt is pretending to be aliens and abducting people (or making them think they are being abducted through the usage of psychotronics and various techniques related to MKULTRA)
        this is to scare people into thinking aliens are dangerous
        >when the world order begins to unravel they will stage a fake alien invasion
        doing this to usher in a global government
        spurring the world into intergalactic warfare project BLUEBEAM
        >so they can funnel more money into black projects to have more power and control over the populace as they can openly use high tech
        there is no war and won't be one. It's all fake
        they already have the ufo tech. Have had it for decades and decades
        aliens started visiting more frequently after dropping the A bomb
        >they detected scalar waves and came to make sure we didn't kill each other or produce more scalar waves which affects spacetime and even fricks up their craft and other devices potentially from across the universe
        they are concerned that we have this tech and that we are an aggressive species that will use it for aggressive space expansion purposes soon
        >they have been monitoring us since then and have been routinely deactivating nukes
        we've figured out how to shoot them down and are killing them and stealing their tech
        they only started showing up after detecting these waves because the presence of them indicates we have reached a point in our civilization where we could destroy our planet, their civilizations, and even destabilize spacetime itself, potentially destroying the delicate balance of the universe and potentially all life in it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What if they just see Earth as a military base of operations that they use in a larger-scale battle?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are spurious reports of UFOs firing upon each other

    anyways did you all see the nasca Maria paper?
    >analysis of the feet reveals that in the tarsus the bones and joints are harmonious and that all seven tarsal bones are complete delimiting a silhouette with a volume and integral perimetric morphology congruent to each other and to the three adjacent metatarsals,
    >no spaces or steps being observed in the distal portions of the tarsal region by a supposed amputation of the first and fifth metatarsals;

    No amputation! Tridactyls are real. Cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh and she had hella arthritis
      >alien-human hybrid problems

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. But friction is friction. No reason ayyylmaos would be exempt.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they have found us

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let's just get this straight. You refuse to believe aliens could possibly exist, but you're convinced your local religion, of which humanity has created so many with variations thereof, is somehow the key to understanding all of this. In the past I've wondered, though not often since who has the time for such nonsense, how Christians will feel when they die and discover the ancient Egyptians had the one true religion. Or the Sumerians. Or Babylonians. Or the Mayans. Or the Cherokee. Or some vague notion proto-humans had to worship primordial thunder and certain shapes of rocks with holy scripture painted on cave walls in their own feces. That last one has got to be the best, most nonsensical afterlife.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The name Jesus Christ repels them because of the cringe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny thing is from many abductee reports just being awake and aware enough to speak at all freaks them out. Nobody likes when the subject wakes up on the probing table, least of all the probee.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Can confirm, they tried to sleep paralysis me once and I just vibrated myself awake and the smol grey in my room looked horrified and confused and ran away. Next time I'm gonna snap their brittle glass bodies in half, fricking creeps.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever, bro, do you even telepathically lift? Come at me, bro.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You can't float me if the worms are all dead.

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          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. The spice is the worm, and the spice, mm, that's some good shit. I can taste colors with my mind.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ye colors do be tasting good, I love the gravitational kick I get out of them.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Red is by far the tastiest, wouldn't you agree?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >of which humanity has created so many
        Most of them are polytheism and praying to ancestors. Abrahamic are the only ones monotheist, and christianity is the only one which doesn't promote killing, raping, pedophilia, and satanic ritual abuse on new born babies.

        The proof is in the pudding
        https://www.youtube.com/@StephenCMinistries/videos

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zoroastrianism was monotheistic but that's besides the point. First you'd need to prove that somehow monotheism makes a religion more correct, and good luck with that when you're already citing several. Though I feel I should point out to you that the First Commandment clearly states you shall have no other gods before God. Not, "I'm the only god," just that He is first in line for all praise and devotion. At the same time Christianity has historically also long suffered issues with people worshiping archangels and even Mary herself.

          And while I'm dubious about your claims regarding the list of so-called prohibitions, especially that satanic one which would be meaningless to any religion that didn't have, you know, Satan, that thar Bible sure does have a lot of incest going on that it's perfectly happy with. First Adam and Eve spawn all of humanity, then Noah, his sons and his sons wives respawn the entire human race. Humanity is doubly inbred according to the Bible, which really would explain a lot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm am converted. You've debunked everything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey man, it happens. Just glad you saw the light. God himself has received several upgrades over time, after all, so nobody is perfect. After all, dude wasn't even originally omniscient which is why he kept having to send angels around to do fact-finding missions for him. Of course the angels knew what kind of guy their boss was, full of wrath and righteous fury. When they found decent people in Sodom they told them to gtfo. God wasn't sparring either town no matter how many good people there were. Just run, and don't look back because he's such a bastard he'll frick you up for even a single glance.

            But no problem for Lot. His daughters got him liquored up and had a good old time, spawning several key biblical figures in the bargain.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With two of every animal on the planet that means most of the species today would be inbred, too. Noah sure was busy discovering America first to collect samples.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let's hope if the aliens have an ark they're a bit more thorough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            2 of every unclean, and 7 male and 7 female of each clean thing not 2 of everything

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That makes things so much worse. Imagine the size of the ship you'd have to create to have 7 of each gender of every clean animal, plus room for necessary exercise and feeding.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That UAP Grusch said the US has that contains a football field sized interior? Maybe the ayys mistaken for God were kind enough to give Noah that tech for his ark.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if that UAP IS the ark?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Possible

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, this planet is too primitive for them to even notice, it's just a base of operations where pesky monkeys dwell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even with our primitive tech we're able to detect exoplanets with markers that hint at an ability to support biological life. Earth has had biological life long enough to leave such markers detectable at many light years distant, especially with far more advanced technology. Personally, though, I think a Von Neumann probe is far more likely. Programmed either to respond to biological life present in the system it arrives in, or possibly even responsible for laying the foundations of life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being an alien exoplanetologist observing earth during the Great Oxygenation Event
        You’d be like “what the frick just happened”

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More likely they're slapping each other on the back and saying, "Mission accomplished!"

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we're just the natives caught in an ancient, multi-front conflict like a hyperdimensional petri dish. because of the fog of war it is almost complete anarchy. this is what you might call "dynamic and complex." if the guys who created us lose all of us die, similar to when a male lion takes over a pride he slaughters all the cubs of the enemy male.
    also we are hypersimensional vessels and when we die parts of us are harvested to participate in the cosmic war or reincarnated to continue the fight here, while other souls are discarded and recycled into the waters of the deep. our flesh bodies are essentially cocoons

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of Cicada waits for all of humanity to die, before emerging from it's shell?
    >The kind that are extraterrestrial seeding pods, that are literally just waiting around on Earth, in idle.
    >The moment we go extinct, they repopulate instead of us.
    This is the real NHI story.
    They are literally just waiting for their turn in line, of humanity dies before this planet is uninhabitable, then NHI that are waiting will utilize it when we are done.
    (Habitable locations in the Universe appear to be quite rare so far, so any NHI that found Earth, and had specific morals, would setup such a system, so the habitable object's, civilization supporting space, does not go to waste.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens from another planets can't come here, they send biological drones adapted specifically for this planet's spatial conditions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? Why can’t they come here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a dark forest out there, 80% of the universe mass is dark matter that could be easily be advanced civilizations hidden themselves from predators.
        1. You don't want anybody learning how to kill you easily.
        2. You really don't want anybody to know anything about you.
        3. Plausible deniability of any activity that could trigger conflict, by using standard bio-drones.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dumb paranoid imperialist logic

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            sorry but aliens are extremely far away and dont know about this shithole, UFOs are simply unexplained aerial phenomena or military experimental crafts

            aliens are peaceful
            >govt is pretending to be aliens and abducting people (or making them think they are being abducted through the usage of psychotronics and various techniques related to MKULTRA)
            this is to scare people into thinking aliens are dangerous
            >when the world order begins to unravel they will stage a fake alien invasion
            doing this to usher in a global government
            spurring the world into intergalactic warfare project BLUEBEAM
            >so they can funnel more money into black projects to have more power and control over the populace as they can openly use high tech
            there is no war and won't be one. It's all fake
            they already have the ufo tech. Have had it for decades and decades
            aliens started visiting more frequently after dropping the A bomb
            >they detected scalar waves and came to make sure we didn't kill each other or produce more scalar waves which affects spacetime and even fricks up their craft and other devices potentially from across the universe
            they are concerned that we have this tech and that we are an aggressive species that will use it for aggressive space expansion purposes soon
            >they have been monitoring us since then and have been routinely deactivating nukes
            we've figured out how to shoot them down and are killing them and stealing their tech
            they only started showing up after detecting these waves because the presence of them indicates we have reached a point in our civilization where we could destroy our planet, their civilizations, and even destabilize spacetime itself, potentially destroying the delicate balance of the universe and potentially all life in it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >80% of the universe mass is dark matter
          You don't even know what dark matter is. You're just parroting words

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            LMAO, you are just scared like a little chicken.
            Observations are consistent with advanced civilizations hiding themselves from predators, turning their solar systems into dark matter.
            https://www.mpg.de/11170451/early-galaxies-dark-matter

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard as an explanation for dark matter
            Dark Forest is a moron-tier idea wprrhy lf frog shitposters

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
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          Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *whispers* I know what you are

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't found us
    There are more space aliens on Earth than Earthlings.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but aliens are extremely far away and dont know about this shithole, UFOs are simply unexplained aerial phenomena or military experimental crafts

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens are demons. The reason why we have so much technology nowadays, is because these inventors are given knowledge by these aliens (demons). Wifi, computers, television, radio, etc, etc was not created merely because humans are intelligent. Rather it was knowledge given to us by alien spiritual beings; the inventors of these things were merely mediums for these beings. Technology, AI and what-not plays a big part in big daddy Satan's plans for the world. Rounding up the human cattle is easy when there is so many methods of tracking people down. Thermal imaging, phone gps tracking, etc etc, easy tracking to detain human cattle, and coerce them to take the I.D. chip, or what Christians call the mark of the beast.

    Also, the directed energy weapons that the governments of the world use, will be used heavily to instill fear in people, and frighten them enough in hopes to take the I.D. chip

    >inb4 schizo
    Yeah- I'm crazy, but I got a demon in my left eye who helps me 'see' things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah- I'm crazy, but
      Excellent, this is where anon will say something that eases any concerns for his mental state!
      >I got a demon in my left eye who helps me 'see' things.
      .... Well frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >.... Well frick
        I do have a demon who dwells in my left eye. It's why I twitch my left eye alot in my bed at night, and why I randomly grimace my face and gutteraly growl. It randomly happens to me at nighttime. I can't control it, it just happens to me at random when I am alone at night. He speaks to me and calls me a good boy. I can see him in my mind when I get into a super meditative state; he guides me through these visions in my mind.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "The world's smartest ant is still an ant." comes to mind.
    We are probably nothing more than a curiosity among many others out there. Some might pity us, others might step on us without even noticing.
    An ant hill can be interesting to look at, perhaps even study. But you don't care for their opinions when you take the ant hill apart to see what it looks like inside

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens have found us because our planet has a tendency to stick out when our solar system is observed.
    They don’t contact us because we’re not ready for it yet so they patiently observe and wait.
    You can’t be a civilization that justifies war and simultaneously possesses the capacity for physical interstellar travel.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thatd be horrible, thats llke using sentinel island as a base but they have nukes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, you can come up with all kinds of cliche movie plots from this. Aliens at war with each other, Earth technically off limits due to being too primitive. Cue ayys cutting secret deals with human governments to hide bases on the Earth in exchange for who knows what.

      Win-win, right? Aliens get a base in a place their enemies technically can't touch, human conspirators get whatever they want in exchange. Disclosure has to be denied in part so the other ayys find out. Sudden whatta tweest when the other ayys make deals with Russia, China, whatever. All ends in a showdown that ends in all parties making out and space peace being declared. Sure.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > military base of operations
    lol dumb take. they've been here since we were apes. why would you assume there's any kind of battle or military operation involved? what gives you that impression? go read Hanwiener's Supernatural

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They did.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that alien that posted here said their people were at constant war

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, ayys really are just like us!

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We will be their slaves soon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you're American there is a 99% chance you're already a slave to the 1%, and they've convinced you to like it.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if AYYYYYS want us to trust them, all they have to do is land in front of hospitals and cure people. do that and they will be humanities brother.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Another key part would be that they aren't the soulless emotionless automatons that pop culture and hollywood portray them to be, they will enjoy fun and jokes like humans do

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They oughta share more of that higher love with us...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like a bad idea for a number of reasons. Like if they aren't shot by hospital security they'll be shot by a bunch of panicking yokels. Got to be a far more lowkey approach.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if they can fly here, they can deal with a crowd.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          "Dealing" with a crowd sounds like awful optics prone to turning into a full blown PR disaster. No no no, an alien race would be far more reasonable to hire an agent, book themselves on some major TV shows, demonstrate their awesome but peaceful and beneficial tech (such as curing some sick people), then announce a date for when you'll land some smaller vessels to offer this.

          You'll get some people desperate for help. Some rubberneckers who are just curious. Some alien loving nutjobs.You'll also get plenty who think it's a secret invasion, possibly by demons. Then you're in a far better position to "deal" with rowdies as long as it's non-lethal and you give fair warning.

          Basically surprise visits are an awful idea, but announcing things and doing everything in the open? Much better. Especially if you can provide these cures in the open so everyone can see. If you let people in the ship you'll want to ensure the media is there to follow it, live, with no interruptions, so no one can claim anything nefarious like replacing citizens with pod people occurred.

          You'll still get plenty, especially here, saying the ayy cures are super cancer or ticking timebomb to kick starting the zombie apocalypse, but that would happen no matter what you do.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Probably would help to also have as many human or human-like allies as possible. Sucks to admit it, but the less human something looks the more likely we are to fear it. Which is odd, considering how a number of humans are legit something to fear.

            Not saying you should go all V or anything, or mind control people into seeing you as something you aren't, but definitely a good idea to have the initial contacts, the face, as it were, be mostly human. People would be pretty iffy about letting a mantid operate on them. Slightly less so a Reptilian.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Probably would help to also have as many human or human-like allies as possible. Sucks to admit it, but the less human something looks the more likely we are to fear it. Which is odd, considering how a number of humans are legit something to fear.

            Not saying you should go all V or anything, or mind control people into seeing you as something you aren't, but definitely a good idea to have the initial contacts, the face, as it were, be mostly human. People would be pretty iffy about letting a mantid operate on them. Slightly less so a Reptilian.

            land in front of St. Judes, and cure all the kids.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Don't underestimate the combat handicapableness of those kids. Caleb alone could turn a sectoid into a wreckedtoid before you could even blink.

  22. 1 week ago
    Schizoidberg

    What if they already nuked themselves out of existence and eventually we will too?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The point of singularity, is to be unified. All beings find potential, all matters invalidated in a fashion to focus the whole towards the outer realms that seek to perpetuate secession of clarity. That is the prominent obstacle. The unknown can be spooky even to horrors and entities beyond comprehension. That's the thing. We all have the same goal of contentment in this or that, but we are at different points on the path and some are walking backwards and forwards or go off trail- existence is a journey, a dream, and a nightmare. But God is always there in all of us all along the way. Never fear, or even if you do, transform it into power. Always move forward. All matters can be resolved, and pocket dimensions could be used to satiate even the most incompatible of entities to assist them in perpetuation or even advancement beyond what may be confounding in their nature.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    aliens are too late. Humans have reached a point of evolution where they are no longer conquerable. Aliens will either need to approach us diplomatically or they will be a long bloody war that humans will inevitably win.

    We Were Born To Inherit The Stars.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >blocks your sun with a dyson sphere
      Nothing personnel kid

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't underestimate the power of a unified human race in the face of a common adversary.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you've watched too many hollywood movies.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Naw man, just look at how we rallied together to defeat Covid! ... Too soon?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair the unity and goodwill across political aisles didn't last long after 9/11. It was certainly there, but wasn't 100% and dwindled back to the usual background vitriol pretty quick. Still long enough to rush the Patriot Act through Congress without much fuss, and they even cut some of the pork attached to it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            in what way is covid defeated?
            we just gave up on trying to keep grandma from dying from it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            First off not sure how that post looked serious to you, but second the pandemic is over. We won. Mission accomplished! Welcome to the endemic.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's 2024 EerieWeb, I automatically assume all dumbass opinions are said in earnest rather than ironically. I am rarely proven wrong.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >humans have reached a point of evolution where they are no longer conquerable
      "It's really hard to negotiate with someone who has a lit stick of dynamite tied to his neck." -- some South American govt. minister regarding miner protests.
      This is humanity on many levels. We are stepping out into space in a big way right now but have had global total-kill capability for almost a century. This, of course, depends on what the aliens want but if it's an intact biosphere, human culture or something like that then we humans always have the option of triggering a supervolcano or something equally rancid.

      I'm inclined to believe this. There's a lot of entertainment where ayys invade for our resources, but there's actually a shit ton of easier to acquire mineral wealth in space, especially within asteroid fields. And water? Turns out that shit's pretty common. We've even found water ice on the damn moon, after all. Icy asteroids, and even frozen oceans on other moons in our solar system. Slaves or food? There are easier methods of gaining slaves than crossing intergalactic distances.

      Maybe to claim a habitable planet, though that would depend on whether they can get around any biochemical barriers between our forms of life. Now life on other worlds itself would no doubt be interesting for study. The varied and different forms of life on our planet could prove useful.

      At any rate if it's true Earth has been visited for some time they haven't bothered to wipe us out yet.

      Here's a double plot twist - Earth/Sol is being held as a property claim for alien speculators but they are negotiating with the whales for colonization and restoration rights. The whales get nice fresh oceans again, without monkeys shitting the place up. The ayyys get 30% of a gorgeous gem of a water world for their ayyy condo complexes. Win-win for almost everyone.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Triple plot twist: ayys are waiting for us to kill all the whales so they don't have to live up to their side of the agreement.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A species intelligent enough to travel space would want to document and study any new species they come across, unless of course they encountered humans before and have already studied them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm inclined to believe this. There's a lot of entertainment where ayys invade for our resources, but there's actually a shit ton of easier to acquire mineral wealth in space, especially within asteroid fields. And water? Turns out that shit's pretty common. We've even found water ice on the damn moon, after all. Icy asteroids, and even frozen oceans on other moons in our solar system. Slaves or food? There are easier methods of gaining slaves than crossing intergalactic distances.

      Maybe to claim a habitable planet, though that would depend on whether they can get around any biochemical barriers between our forms of life. Now life on other worlds itself would no doubt be interesting for study. The varied and different forms of life on our planet could prove useful.

      At any rate if it's true Earth has been visited for some time they haven't bothered to wipe us out yet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Water is the most abundant molecular compound in the universe

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't use to be considered that way. There was a time when people somehow thought it was super rare and maybe our Earth is the only place it showed up in such abundance. Hell, 2011's Battle: Los Angeles ran with that. Though that wasn't even the dumbest thing in that flick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I started assuming after a while that humanity simply is considered too closed-minded or inneficient at usefull violence to be grabbed by any spescies for contact.
        Face it, we retreated from space travel 60 years ago minimum and still have the ego to think that every alien spescies will just give us a hand çause human means hot body and all.
        Neh, they probably are too buysy laghing sinscerely at us and how dumb we are.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think at a minimum this has something to do with it, if not the chief reason.

    Good thought OP

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    space is fake, shiny flying lights are angels, everything else is human made/demons

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