What if aliens believe in God more than we do?

What if aliens believe in God more than we do?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, I think they're leaving the Athens!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dear Sarge,

    kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do. Lots are able to phase between the metaphysical world and the physical world. I imagine this would be undeniable proof.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You give a lot of credit to the aliens I'll tell you that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing as we are all fragments of the creator's consciousness, all the credit goes to him.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fragments indeed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What leads you to believe they are capable of that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The literature on the phenomenon, modern encounter reports, and ancient encounter reports. I highly recommend, reading the works of Jacques Vallee, John A. Keel, and Robert Monroe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont see why they Wouldn't believe in a creator, not sure if they would call it God in particular though

      The literature on the phenomenon, modern encounter reports, and ancient encounter reports. I highly recommend, reading the works of Jacques Vallee, John A. Keel, and Robert Monroe.

      I actually think they do, and I think when people on earth organise themselves into "secret societies" they are basing it on what an alien society would have, "an Order" or "The Order", which just means to strive for order as opposed to chaos. Assumedly they can intervene, and don't, probably due to an advanced legal system. They probably find us to be heathens. Just like Skull and Bones members call us dirty. It would be hard to differentiate between an "alien" and an active demon in our case, so in mythology it's probably blurred and the nature of their physical being to us doesn't appear biological but it probably is. Say for example the "Ressurection" that religions teach, could be achieved by gathering the population's DNA, killing them, and then raising their physical likeness in a paradise with some adjustments, it's science fiction, but it's already technically possibly we just lack the organisational skills and will to do so.

      According to Betty Andreasson, they do:

      http://www.zamandayolculuk.com/html-2/betty_andreasson_ufo.htm

      These aliens certainly seem to push religious beliefs, though not any one in particular. They seem to reflect the native beliefs of where they visit.
      Sometimes they claim to be sent by God, or a “great spirit”.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont see why they Wouldn't believe in a creator, not sure if they would call it God in particular though

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually think they do, and I think when people on earth organise themselves into "secret societies" they are basing it on what an alien society would have, "an Order" or "The Order", which just means to strive for order as opposed to chaos. Assumedly they can intervene, and don't, probably due to an advanced legal system. They probably find us to be heathens. Just like Skull and Bones members call us dirty. It would be hard to differentiate between an "alien" and an active demon in our case, so in mythology it's probably blurred and the nature of their physical being to us doesn't appear biological but it probably is. Say for example the "Ressurection" that religions teach, could be achieved by gathering the population's DNA, killing them, and then raising their physical likeness in a paradise with some adjustments, it's science fiction, but it's already technically possibly we just lack the organisational skills and will to do so.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like you can't imagine a paradise on earth in a world where Android spellcheck mangles every written interaction you have but it's there somewhere underneath a israeli banker's stripper daughter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, "oh it's a conspiracy" that israelites run Youtube, Facebook and the sister of the former runs 23&me and tells everyone nonsense about their heritage. Blue eyes are 50,000 years old. Stonehenge was impossibly advanced, and predates the Bible. To manufacture an iPhone costs $10 (in China, a Communist slave-State), and we're told to buy a new one every year for a profit margin that's inpossibly higher then that, at the expense of our non-renewable resources which we will deplete in the next 75 years. Yay, the space age! Rockefeller funded asteroid mining and AI generated cartoon porn.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Assumedly they can intervene, and don't, probably due to an advanced legal system.
      They have no legal system, because they have an advanced moral system. It is impossible to lie/deceive through telepathic communication. They don't intervene because they really care about our free will, much more than the average human ironically.

      >They probably find us to be heathens.
      They see us as spiritual infants. I assume they find us cute/endearing, the same way a normal person feels towards cats and dogs.

      > It would be hard to differentiate between an "alien" and an active demon in our case, so in mythology it's probably blurred and the nature of their physical being to us doesn't appear biological but it probably is.
      There are dozens of races/species so it's hard to say. Some are Service-To-Others oriented while others are Service-To-Self. Positive outwards radiating vs Negative inwards taking. The good entities can shower you in love, the negative ones can't and will try to deceive through communication. They will try to get you to consent to your freewill being violated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The ones that Love us and represent the Great Spirit gave us so much... They have made great sacrifices to ensure we have a place here. I hope you Love your Dogs and Cats... Be unequivocally different frens...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You get it! Thanks for the response anon. 🙂

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lo

  6. 2 months ago
    Schizoidberg

    According to Betty Andreasson, they do:

    http://www.zamandayolculuk.com/html-2/betty_andreasson_ufo.htm

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then we ask them to take us to their leader.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would hold up a mirror, and show you yourself. Then when you say: "I don't get it." They will tell you to meditate more.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Something like this?:

        >you sound like exactly the kind of gay who would have gotten a kick out of this Bradbury shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon, I did enjoy this gay shit. Conversations with advanced beings have always been a favorite genre of mine. If you want some even gayer shit here is a years long Q&A conversation with an advanced entity: https://www.lawofone.info/s/1

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer this kind of conversation with advanced beings:

            Because humans are awesome and anyone who doesn't like it can frick off or suffer our unstoppable wrath.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you assume their culture is human-like? Like maybe they also go to the beaches of their own planet to party like we do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As above, so below.

      Many species look exactly like us, even more very close to human but have a feature that would give them away like big eyes, head, or complexion. Culture is a tough one though, I assume some were similar. I wonder if music genres we have develop on other planets too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interstellar 5555

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >then they would be stupider than even you and your stupid, stupid post, OP

    :^)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They know God and they fear God

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I see aliens I'm going to shoot them because they're demons. Frick aliens.

      It's narrow-minded to believe ALL "aliens" are "demons".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless they are. Prove me wrong. PROTIP: You can't.

        The Lord gave this planet to man. That means the second they set foot on Earth they are trespassing, and you're allowed to shoot them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're allowed to shoot them
          I wonder how it would feel to kill an angel thinking it was a demon.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            badass?

        • 2 months ago
          Open Sesame

          i think when God gave dominion to Man over the "fowl of the air" it's talking about the greys

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would you consider beings from other planets that look indistinguishable from us to be Man?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I literally can.
          Demons were created by the church bastardising Ancient Greek Daimons.
          Life exists here so it can exist elsewhere.
          Demons don’t exist, life does.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't care what you call them, I'm still blowing them away.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't care what you call them, I'm still blowing them.
            Ok anon, now you've got me interested.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This anon gets it. Even the word alien loses its meaning when you realize we are all one with God.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meet aliens
    >"Greeting Earthlings, we've come to tell you the good news about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ."
    >preachers be like gifrel

  12. 2 months ago
    Seanonymous

    I think Jesus reincarnates to every sentient species to spread His message. His execution method varies tho. Plythaxian Christ for instance would have taken over 4000 years to kill via crucifixion due to its unique biology.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grapes and grain evolved on earth so his blood and body wouldn’t be wine or bread either

      • 2 months ago
        Seanonymous

        right right but maybe there is something similar to a staple crop and a fruit similar to grapes in some capacity, like being hard to develop grape vines but later on easy to maintain and bountiful in their rewards.

        • 2 months ago
          Seanonymous

          Jesus doesn't always have blood tho I guess

          • 2 months ago
            Seanonymous

            you know what jesus probably always has blood but different systems of oxygenating or whatever it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eat this graunf, for it is my body.
          Drink this skrench, for it is my… do we have blood on this planet? Let’s just call it lubricant .

          • 2 months ago
            Seanonymous

            Satan came as a sclarp to Jesus in the vroom (it's like a cold swamp where water leaks out of the ground into the sky, very rare biome, also it rains glass seasonally)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was crucified on the pinwheel, with a nail in each tentacle, and a crown of jibbles on his shell.

          • 2 months ago
            Seanonymous

            these are some awesome images honestly. if only there was like some automated way of drawing them. ah well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If only we had some sort of intelligent way to artificially create art. Shame. Anyway, praise be to Jesus and his virgin birth from an unfertilised egg sac.

          • 2 months ago
            Seanonymous

            I know this is heretical but Jesus must have hatched with like 10,000 siblings but as a God fearing man I assume the virgin mother ate them all.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's an old EC comic like that, where the aliens all wear little guillotines around their necks.

          • 2 months ago
            Schizoidberg

            I always thought it'd be fun if Jesus died in modern times and his followers ended up walking around everywhere with electric chair necklaces.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or little guns.
            Stigmata would be when people’s heads fricking explode for no reason.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or something really cumbersome, like that dumb b***h who walked around college carrying her mattress to fake her rape victimhood. I always said someone should rape her on a grand piano next time.

          • 2 months ago
            Seanonymous

            crown of salt... a crown of hot ice...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was crucified on the pinwheel, with a nail in each tentacle, and a crown of jibbles on his shell.

            crown of salt... a crown of hot ice...

            Our discussion has blessed us with 3 dubs, in order. Space Jesus is REAL.

            I know this is heretical but Jesus must have hatched with like 10,000 siblings but as a God fearing man I assume the virgin mother ate them all.

            Kek. I thought the same. The father, the hiveswarm, and the Holy Spirit.

  13. 2 months ago
    Seanonymous

    Its*
    Jesus always has blue eyes if possible tho and blonde hair or yellow scales, etc.

  14. 2 months ago
    Ishtar

    They do. It isn't even close. Its not a question of belief. It just IS.

  15. 2 months ago
    Seanonymous

    wait no the Virgin Mother laid 10,000 sacs and an angel came down that looked very strange, it had two blue eyes and blonde long whiskers all over its top, and this thing called a chin. It said do not be afraid and told shler shlee has been selected by God. Then the angel squated and spewed Gods seem on the egg and the Virgin Mother hinernated with them for 7 weeks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus cleansed everyone’s sins by linking with the hive mind.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I see aliens I'm going to shoot them because they're demons. Frick aliens.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care as long as they are nice in my yard

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure. Why not.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to them it's not a matter of belief, it's a fact

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a G/god that humans "believe" in! The "Know-It-All" Christcuck ignoramuses are very certain that it's the Bad Ol' Deb'bil, and they're so very sure about that with zero evidence to support it except through the delusional scribblings of some anonymous NT authors!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What if aliens believe in God more than we do?
    What can you do? Maybe they have better books.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They must not have a satanic parasite class at the top of their societies that push degenerative soullessness in an attempt to keep their citizens complacent and manageable without ever even knowing what life is or what their place in it is.

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Low effort shill

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As long as we do the opposite right? What if it's 4d chess from glowies at this point considering they can't hide shit anymore.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your premise reminds me of a short story by Dino Buzzati. Two aliens make first contact with a man and as they are conversing with him the topic of religion comes up. The aliens reveal they are devout christians but are terrified and disgusted to learn that humanity killed their version of christ.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the more you discover about the universe, the more spiritual you become

    all of the materialism and atheism on earth is artificially produced by the degeneracies of society

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The deeper you inspect reality the greater the realization of the the divine

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    war

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the dwellers of the heavens are servants of the Most High.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if God believes in aliens more than we do?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will Competitors of Righteousness not Compete?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >aliens arrive on earth
    >christians send delegations to convert them
    >aliums already believe in jesus christ

    what then

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is currently the worst thread on /x/, I'm glad it's on page 10.

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