What does a real life wizard battle look like?

What does a real life wizard battle look like?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gay homosexuals attacking each other “psychically” by eating their own shit and cum maliciously until someone wins by pushing the other homosexual down the stairs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this. Because if they were really wizards, the fight would look more like
      >I wish to see more flowers in the world buddy
      >Than why not pay more tribute to the sun and it's light friend?
      >Only if we acknowledge the other stars in the sky too guy.
      >And the stars dance for even higher forms of consciousness than them pal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      While his intention wass probably just joking/shitposting, this guy is actually directionally correct. More often than not, at least one participant will have been spectacularly insane in the first place if things were allowed to get to that point, and if you're the other guy, you basically have to take an "all bets are off" approach and be willing to go all in on some of the most batshit crazy stuff you'll ever do to hit back and "win". Easily in the top five shittiest things humans can do to each other, if you do it once and emerge with life, health, and sanity intact, you'll probably go to extreme lengths to avoid ever having to do it again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not a joke, or rather the joke is that the reality is that most famous historical example of “magical combat” ended in that homosexual Crowley getting kicked down the stairs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Battle of Blythe Road

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          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >a determined Crowley attempted to ascend a flight of stairs while Yeats and other members of the Golden Dawn confronted him, each shouting spells at the other. Despite their claimed mastery of their craft, the “battle” ended when, according to Ellman, Yeats resorted to simple assault and cast his foot on Crowley’s person

            That's pretty funny. Does the fact that these two supposed master class magick occult practitioners who hated eachother and were assumingly casting spells to give eachother super cancer trying to kill eachother, and them both living to a healthy old age and dying inconspicuously not illegitimize magick?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            obviously they were both protected with defensive spells. duh.

    • 1 month ago
      a faggot of faggots gayly fagging

      https://i.imgur.com/R526dYT.jpeg

      Basically this. Because if they were really wizards, the fight would look more like
      >I wish to see more flowers in the world buddy
      >Than why not pay more tribute to the sun and it's light friend?
      >Only if we acknowledge the other stars in the sky too guy.
      >And the stars dance for even higher forms of consciousness than them pal.

      >these gay homosexuals are having quite the battle

      >wiz hard battle
      >catch up y'all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Come at me bro I’ve eaten 3 shit nuggets and .25L of cum

  3. 1 month ago
    Kenneth Explosion

    Two fat losers having a heated exchange on a Japanese image forum and trying to get the last word in.

    • 1 month ago
      synopticon

      >>Ok Thor we get it you're so "smart" we get it. Go away.
      >its tiresome you insecure c**t

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that depends
    on lower levels, whoever had the most fostering of self would win instantly
    on higher levels, you kinda have to be polite about it, and take turns harming each other
    What you'd do is place the other into a gauntlet and torture them until their consciousness ceases to exist or they commit suicide, or they forfeit.
    Or you'd try and trick them into forgetting their abilities, then torture them until they die/commit suicide/forfeit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "on lower levels"
      *at any point
      you either have to take turns or play a similar game that allows openings, trick the other into forgetting their ability to play, or simply be above them
      There is no way to have an actual wizard battle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There is no way to have an actual wizard battle
        the closest I've come is doing no-touch push hands with a buddy of mine
        it becomes a chi battle and whomever is more cultivated is pretty much sure to win
        I was able to make him take a step back after a few minutes but I had to frick with him and do a bunch of push-pull and alternating hands before a slight pull and hard push
        he laughed as he took a step back and said
        >you son of a b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "on lower levels"
      *at any point
      you either have to take turns or play a similar game that allows openings, trick the other into forgetting their ability to play, or simply be above them
      There is no way to have an actual wizard battle

      That's some twilight tier bullshit

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Each party does its curses and shit. Then, if either one was succesful, the other one of them gets into an accident, poisoning, sudden onset of severe disease they just didn't know they had or whatever that makes them keel over seemingly from unrelated reasons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A church was taken over by hostile forces who took over their Board of Directors (BoD) with the intent to destroy it. It was led by a new Priest who had brought his own congregation with him into the church and then his slate of candidates were elected by his parishioners. Then they created their own version of it. His BoD excommunicated the Head clergyman and removed everyone but his people in it. Someone decided to fight back when no one else would, so he created and performed a ritual with another Priest as an advisor to the "White Knights" asking this neutral group to help out if they were needed! Then he went into the church's chatroom and told them They had a choice. Quit destroying the original church or be personally sued by the church's creditors; or hold the required annual election which they surely would win, right? No. The breakaway Priest died (no curse) and his followers in the BoD chose to abandon their project.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        PS; The [picrel] logo in

        Each party does its curses and shit. Then, if either one was succesful, the other one of them gets into an accident, poisoning, sudden onset of severe disease they just didn't know they had or whatever that makes them keel over seemingly from unrelated reasons.

        represents only one of the results of this ritual.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It can be anything from harming someone's reputation or health to un-alive-ment.

    The magick part lies in if anyone can prove a person had a hand in it.

    I think most magick is like Lord Blackwood from Sherlock Holmes. It works but it is more science than metaphysical.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so not magic at all

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me vs bed vs waking up
    it's a massacre

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *cough* "I pissed a bit in my pants"
    >"I gotchu bro" *waterfall noises*

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here, I have your answer for you!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Earth

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes. Quiet. As if two stones awaiting each other to erode. Sometimes, loud, like a thunderstorm. At times, secret, like slights at a dinner table, or very very small, but sometimes. Every so often. Sometimes.

    -Like a colossal wizard war-

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What does a real life wizard battle look like?
    casting magic missiles left and right while strangling invasive spirits

  16. 1 month ago
    Seanonymous

    Hah i needed the chuckle thanks OP

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a type of sorcery known as gu magic or kudoku, the story of it is taking a ton of poisonous things and animals and trapping them inside of a vessel, then the surviving member of the event is used to bless another person, like your enemy stumbling upon a ton of money or a great lover suddenly, then they may bless others with it and be safe, or if they take it all for themselves they are cursed with the gu and fricked up stuff happens to them or the bug kills them.
    It's a superstition that was made to get people to be more generous in fear of the gu killing them for their sin of selfishness.
    The vessel collecting poisonous things represents you collecting bad influences and experiences and curses throughout your life, but turning them around into good intentions, that people can bless or curse with themselves and receive their recompense for it..

    The Bible calls this "heaping coals of fire on one's head"

    Proverbs 25
    21 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
    22 For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the Lord shall reward thee.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly like warfare as you’d already think of it.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What does a real life wizard battle look like?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    like this

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  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No radagast the brown vs cops
    https://invidious.jing.rocks/watch?v=O9l3bLAx4Ng
    this is the correct answer

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