what can i do to increase my chances of getting abducted?

what can i do to increase my chances of getting abducted?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hemisync. I had a dream about a grey alien after using it and so did another guy I found on the mantis encounters reddit

    https://www.reddit.com/r/MantisEncounters/comments/1cvmhdm/my_encounter_on_a_mushroomrepostrewrite/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Schizo Retard

      i listened to one of those on youtube. got bored after 10 mins or so

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you an american boomer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Schizo Retard

      i'm an american (frick yeah) millennial (frick zoomer scum)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aylamaos dont give a frick about you if you not an american boomer from the midwest

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think alien abductions are real, i think they are made up by attention seekers which is why all the stories sound fake and dont align

    • 4 weeks ago
      Schizo Retard
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wish i had a cool job like that, i would abuse my power in cool and creative ways

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dress bawdtely in bad areas of town
    do lots of drugs with anyone who will offer

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried just asking whoever to abduct you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Schizo Retard

      i actually did that like six months ago on this board. i thought the ayys might be monitoring the posts cuz they probably monitor all internet traffic, so i told them to come pick me up, and i gave them the time and date. nothing happened 🙁

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe try offering them something they need, like anal sex with you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you give coordinates tho?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Better than giving coordinates, which are made up by humans, just imagine where you are on the earth
          Lile start where you are then zoom out to your whole building, then city, then country, then the whole earth
          They are monitoring earth so when you zoom out to the space around you can connect to them and zoom back in
          5+ repetitions of this is a guaranteed visitation
          t. Has summoned UFOs to a field while meditating in a group by this method (CE-5)

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    open wide and receive, anon

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Read chasing phantoms.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move to the desert

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CE-5. You sit down and wait.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mediate and lay butt naked face down in a field

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go to bed with your front door open

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a Redditor.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask the Universe for the opportunity in a genuine and heartfelt way, with no expectation of return or ulterior motive. It will take some time and consistency, but you will see one of you are genuine in your intentions. In other words, seek the experience.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this one has stopped tome

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  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back last summer I injured my back to the point of not being able to walk. Didn't end up needing surgery and things are almost back to normal now but I ended up picking up yoga to help heal. I've continued doing it most days through the week. I'm an elder millenial so yoga just isn't something I ever thought I would do. Sorry for the blog post but I say all this to say that nothing more has stripped my manhood away like the "cat-cow pose". I was needing help using the bathroom for a bit but that wasn't anything like someone walking in the room and witnessing me doing cat cow. I imagine if you just tuck yourself under the sheets and start doing cat cow while sending those abduction intentions out in the universe and you might get a visit. Posted a pic related so you get the idea.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the alien implant they called "covid vaccines"

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