what can i do to decrease my chances of getting abducted?

what can i do to decrease my chances of getting abducted?

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    profesor459

    be Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does that actually work? do blacks actually get abducted less? that seems really important info.

      especially because of the whole difference in genetics (and IQ) that subsaharans have from the rest of humanity due to significant interbreeding with primitive humanoids.

      https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-51508616

      20% is a big infusion of exogenous DNA. If aliens don't want africans, it means they exclusively want pure homosapiens, no partial hybrids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its not just alien abductions
        literally no one wants to kidnap Black folk

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't think about them and pray to Jesus Christ.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't volunteer between lives to donate your DNA just don't listen to these people they are takers.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta sleep with an alien body pillow

    Rustle their jimmies by being a creep

    Next time you are abducted sexually harrass all the aliens

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't fear the spooky ones, don't call the nice ones, leave the neutrals alone.

    >implying you haven't already been abducted & mindwiped

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not getting vaxed

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You must edge 24/7 and the moment you are abdutced release your load on them
    Tantra is the real truth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you made my day kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Glad to be of service fren :3

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. If you’ve seen UFOs already or have memories of being on a ship, there’s some sort of underlying, mutual agreement for them to do that to you. A soul agreement possibly before incarnating. So, there’s nothing you can do now. They won’t listen to you, they know you more than you know yourself. No reason to object either. They’ll give you a free ride out of here when First Contact is achieved (when the world ends).

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you are on the countryside, climb a tree and be there till the sun rise, and those little grey man will leave.
    If you are on your house start drinking heavily, heard I guy talking about that alien can't detect tour presence if your brain ain't thinking straight.
    If you are sleeping, sorry you can't do much....

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go into a corn field, bend over, and spread your butt cheeks.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take a similar stance to ayyys as I do ghosts. I verbally acknowledge they exist, but in the same breath I tell them that any ill intent will be met with great physical and psychic trauma. Seems to work out with the few ghosts I've encountered, and as I've never been abducted the aliens seem receptive to it as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never having remembered it is not thing as it never having happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as I've never been abducted the aliens
      how do you know? they wipe people's memory a lot of the time.

      also, they kind of take control of you when they take you, so i wouldn't rely on threat of physical violence either.
      the only thing having violent thoughts will do is get them using the butt probe on you for semen extraction instead of impregnating the aspirant mother sexy ayy directly.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thought makes reality, it's all hidden meaning and symbols. Alien abduction is synonymous with anal probing. The two are inseparable in the universal subconscious.
    To manifest an abduction you only need to focus your thoughts on anal insertions. Obsess about it every waking minute, put your entire being into it. At this point you will already be noticing changes in your reality. Synchronicities everywhere about butt stuff and aliens.
    Now you're ready to begin the rituals. Start with small objects and work your way up. By the time you can fit a fire hydrant up your tail pipe, the aliens will have taken notice.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol there's basically zero chance so you don't have to do anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      near zero chance that you will remember is not the same as near zero chance that it will happen.

      consider their technology.. they are not failing to observe any single human. part of this is "automated", and much of it is 'out of body' interaction, but they are very involved in individuals and blocks of humanity at various scale and at extreme high efficiency.
      they have been involved in guiding you at various stages of your life in events that are intentionally only observed by the average human in a manner that is decisively subconscious

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to recommend the /b tried and true classic.

    The Piss jar.

    The ayyees will probably take one look at you and go hells no.
    Or they might steal you piss jars, hard to tell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With OP's luck the aliens would clean his room up and commence probing

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have nothing to worry about if you naturally repel most people (and especially women) IRL.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *