what are you most powerful spell's?

what are you most powerful spell's /x/?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >powerful spell's
    Can't spell, asks for spells.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Psalm 91

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    spell-check

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Magic with beans to become invisible and invoke the devil (St Cyprian book)

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    they do real

    >powerful spell's
    Can't spell, asks for spells.

    oops, now face me you coward

    Psalm 91

    ligma:69

    spell-check

    is for gays

    Magic with beans to become invisible and invoke the devil (St Cyprian book)

    boring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is for gays
      it's
      >faqs

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only a 23yo virgin so not quite there yet, but I can feel I'm starting to passively become a fire mage. I can conjure decently sized fireballs in my lucid dreams, currently practicing conjuring a pyroblast.
    End goal for me is calling down meteors and causing full on supernovas (like in the ratchet gladiator game, coolest fricking weapon by far), but I'll probably need to wait till I'm 40 or 50 for that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you'll get there young mage just remember lots of masterbation, no bathing and stop brushing your teeth it'll help raise your mana capacity.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >casts a lust provoking image
    >babbles time-wasting irrelevant goyslop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i kneel, your magic amplified by your digits are just too powerful I'm no match for you

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My most powerful spell is jerking off to a sigil

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sense withdrawal followed by projection into expanded states of awareness

    >Extremely OP

    >Kills the illusory matrix 99% of the time

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The incantation is "frick you" and as I yell it I show the middle finger. Can make people go away, but doesn't work all the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      weak and unreliable not even Worthy of a street level mage, if you want real magic you must amplify your magic with a catalyst.

      >gather mana by feeding off the attention of others
      >once you feel your mana is sufficient scream the incantation Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
      >and as you finish the incantation you must shit your pants as forcefully and as loudly as you can this is the catalyst.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you must shit your pants as forcefully and as loudly as you can this is the catalyst
        it's much more efficient to pull your pants down, shit a big turd and then pull up in one smooth motion leaving your audience awestruck at your dexterity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes but that is master spell casting i was explaining intermediate young mages must crawl before they can run

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reply to this post, or else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or else what

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nyan :3

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A spell to warm myself quick.
    A meditation for masturbation without sexual thoughts.
    A ritual to build and fill memory palaces; another to strength my body.
    An enchantment to open up my senses to reality.

    Curiously, I find divination to be the hardest subject for me. After 15 years and several false starts, I have just grasp the basics of runes.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meditating and chanting "I... am"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add Semen Retention

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Virgin Barrier. No matter how thirsty the woman, my barrier repels the vile wench until she regrets ever meeting me. Only problem is, I don't know how to undo it after casting, so surrender now or you too will suffer and languish for the rest of your days a virgin whom the female sex recoils from.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sword of revealing light

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    being to tired to give a shit, just do and don't give a shit, you can skip the tired if you want

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the name of Jesus over rules it

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