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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would like to try some crack honestly, you know, see whats all the fuzz about

    I have the crack would finally tip over my schizophrenia to the next level

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crack is really not that intense. Meth though, that'll do the trick.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would like one stamp please.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    like those scenes where a whole of crazy shit happens, then the universe collapses back into you hitting the pipe, then you wake up in actual reality and you are homeless on the street with rain pouring on you

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I want to order
    >Quality threads
    >Less larping
    >Less stupid generals
    Thank you

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like spiritually, I am a crackhead, although Ive never smoked crack, and cocaine really doesnt do much to me, its like nothing

    but yeah I have a feeling that if a hit some crack, you know, I will finally step into the beyond, for good

    • 1 month ago
      Trunks

      >and cocaine really doesnt do much to me, its like nothing
      Shit dopamine receptors, try meditation.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous



  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take 2 DMT's please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like one unit of units please. perhaps an exponential system to attach to it.

      would you like to SuperSize™ your order for only $9 more?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Big Bird bukkake

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have Green Goo?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like one unit of units please. perhaps an exponential system to attach to it.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, just browsing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You want a soul gem Kyubey?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU CHEEKY LITTLE SHIT I'LL FUKKEN SHANK YOU
      I'll take one cross temperal genocide with a multiversal specialty please.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Mr. Clerksman can I get some Enlightenment on the cob please and a bag of kekky tobbekky

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When does the new issue of Disclosure arrive? Two more weeks you say?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have some uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh datura essential oil.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that what /x/ represents? Heh.
    I'd much prefer some hippy Crystal Lady's New Age shop. No more need for drugs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >own a crystal
      >it just sits there
      at least with dmt you can blast off

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What should I take to transform into pic related?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      buy a mask.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You do tarrot readings? I've always been very spiritual. I was wondering if you wanted to employ a modern shaman or someone capable of communicating w/ the dead?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get 1 feather of demiurge?
    Have a soup that needs a garnish. . .

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    give me your finest cryptids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My cryptids are too strong for you

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 chupachupsacabra please

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes I would like 1 jar of pineal glands
    how many am I supposed to eat?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The usual

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Blue Mushroom Lamp please

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you sell gender change potions? i wanna troon out but i wanna be a real woman, not a man in a dress

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Real women are born that way, that's what makes them real.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why wasn't I born a girl

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, empty the register and put the money in the bag.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that guy looks like a fed

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Magical sex change potion

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah homie can you get me that HOLY CARD.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One greentext thread please

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can I get one alien lizardwoman wife please

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one peyote vape please

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where is this?
    Does the "coca leaf" have actual cocaine in it or is it de-cocained, like the kind used in modern coca cola?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some speed, please

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