Weird shit you don't know how to explain

>talking to girl im romantically interested in
>during small talk she says "omg last night i thought someone was breaking in my window so I got my dad to check it out and it was just a tree branch"
>dont think much of it
>call it off with her
>fast forward 2 years
>talking to another girl who im romantically interested in
>she says "i thought someone was breaking into my house last night so I got my dad to check it out and it turns out it was just a tree branch"
>think its a little weird but dont think much of it
>fast forward 5 years
>talking to a girl I am, you guessed it, romantically interested in
>she says while she was visiting her parents she thought someone was trying to break into her window
>she got her dad to check it out
>it was just le tree branch of course :^)
>seriously get weirded out

Glitch in the matrix? Femoid Hivemind making shit up for small talk? Tree ent gangstalkers?

Also

>be me
>6 or 7 years old
>lying in bed
>grandma is watching TV in the living room
>hear LOUD banging
>sounds like someone is stomping down the hall at full force
>sound moves from one end of hall in front of grandmas room to the other
>BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
>dead silence after
>definitely was not a tree
>grandma says she heard nothing

Feel free to post any paranormal/unexplainable occurrences you've experienced ITT and try to solve others mysteries

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tree ent here. We were peeping, yes

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are the branch trying to sneak through the window, rather than virtuously and appropriately by the door. Meaning your intentions with those women werent proper.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That............actually makes a lot of sense. Thank you anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JaKFmmW.jpeg

      >talking to girl im romantically interested in
      >during small talk she says "omg last night i thought someone was breaking in my window so I got my dad to check it out and it was just a tree branch"
      >dont think much of it
      >call it off with her
      >fast forward 2 years
      >talking to another girl who im romantically interested in
      >she says "i thought someone was breaking into my house last night so I got my dad to check it out and it turns out it was just a tree branch"
      >think its a little weird but dont think much of it
      >fast forward 5 years
      >talking to a girl I am, you guessed it, romantically interested in
      >she says while she was visiting her parents she thought someone was trying to break into her window
      >she got her dad to check it out
      >it was just le tree branch of course :^)
      >seriously get weirded out

      Glitch in the matrix? Femoid Hivemind making shit up for small talk? Tree ent gangstalkers?

      Also

      >be me
      >6 or 7 years old
      >lying in bed
      >grandma is watching TV in the living room
      >hear LOUD banging
      >sounds like someone is stomping down the hall at full force
      >sound moves from one end of hall in front of grandmas room to the other
      >BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
      >dead silence after
      >definitely was not a tree
      >grandma says she heard nothing

      Feel free to post any paranormal/unexplainable occurrences you've experienced ITT and try to solve others mysteries

      I entered into a pocket dimension a couple times. on accident. theres this creepy house that's abandoned that homeless people stay in sometimes. this house appears old and decrepit from the ground outside looking up through the window frame to dark, dusty, drywall framing boards on the ceiling indicating no one has bothered trying to it hospitable. nevertheless, upon entering the houmakese past the heavy makeshift door, lo and behold, there's drywall, carpet and white paint covered room with genuine effort that you couldn't tell was likely to have already happened here if you were to look through that same window frame from the ground outside. I cannot un-see/un-experience/un-know this information and it seems so astronomically important to get the word out or something so that everyone knows about it being a real thing and how i wont be crazy then, in and of itself serving a good/selfish purpose or whats more likely, to see a flurry of mental health ad hominem and character assassination thrown at the guy just trying to watch the world burn. words hurt bros. lmao such a gay in a gaygier world

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coincidences just another name for pattern

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cute penguin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was the same for me. My pure love and the red string of fate tying us together would always be sensed by sensed by my ex-gf (only I think of her as my gf)(well,it's the only explanation), turning into a creepy dream or something like that in the way...ugh...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just wanted to say to you and others in this thread I believe you can find happiness and joy. Others to connect with and help you can receive. Adventures to be had and dreams to follow. I hope for the best for you, and others as well. This message applies to others too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I saw this exact same post in another thread the other day.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the other day my dad like hugged me or whatever and he touched exactly over my heart and then today my mom hugged me and did the same thing it was kind of weird i guess
    t. not a kid just lives with his parents

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me, a few days ago
    >Rocking out, reading bullshit fanfics
    >Dollop of warm liquid suddenly splashes on my brow
    >The frick? reach up to see if my forehead just split open or something
    >No just normal, body temp warm water
    >Its raining outside, so I glance up, expecting to see a major leak
    >Ceiling is bone ass dry
    >Weirded the frick out but move on and get back to vibing with music and shit ass fanfiction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This happens so fricking often to me what the frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, well I'm glad I'm not to only one it happened to, but also not cause that makes it stranger.
        Anything different bout the times it has happened to you to the time it happened to me? Like if it wasn't raining or the temperature of the water drop?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It happens at random. Once every few months. There doesn't seem to be a pattern of when. It can be outside, inside, wherever

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Weird

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would be hilarious if it was just a sweat drop that dropped from your scalp, scaring the shit out of you lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trajectory wasn't right, and it was bigger than a drop of sweat, closer to a gob of spit I and I felt the impact. It would've been funny, but I, like my ceiling was bone dry, not sweating and the size and temp was all wrong. Sweat feels cool, at least to me. The splash on my brow I mistook for blood at first due to its warmth, which is what freaked me out the most.

        Honestly it felt like some one dripped a loogie on my head

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you must be hot... those daemons were drooling on you

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >entire sky (no location) flashing green every 30-45 seconds at 12am western canada

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When was this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        summer 2009. it was really like the whole sky as a dome went poof and got illuminated from a very diffuse and huge source

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The next time it happens, call them on it. Tell them you've had three separate girls tell you the exact same story now. If they get mad, frick them.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This honestly sounds like some kind of gangstalking.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On the night I turned eight, I woke up around midnight (so technically the day after my eighth birthday) and felt something repeatedly poking me in the back. I had the blankets thrown over my head, and when I peered out, I saw a little golden astronaut dancing on my nightstand in an unnatural stop motion type movement. Eventually, I fell asleep again with the blankets completely thrown over my head in terror, and I never experienced anything like this again. There was only one other time that I hallucinated in my life - assuming that that's what this was - and it wasn't anywhere near as intense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to see shit in the dark all the time as a kid. Just random horse shit like that, never tactile, just visual. One stands out in my mind, cause my then teenage brother saw it as well. A little, wrinkly old fricked up looking gobling fellas that i saw threeish times, just clinging and moving on the wall like a spider, watching me. Well years and years later, me and my brother, both of us grown men are exchanging ghost stories, and it's his turn and he starts with "Well, you know I was told to Pay attention in case you had an asthma attack in the middle of the night, so I heard this raspy breathing and got up go see a mummified old man crawl out from the corkboard hanging over your bee, looking at you"

      It was a near 1 to 1 description if the goblin I'd seen, and I never told anyone about him or the other spooks I'd seen as a kid, cause I mightve been a little moron, but I knew that shit wasn't real. Cept I was wrong, about the scariest bastard of the lot

      If you're wondering what my brother did when he saw the thing looking at me, squeezed between the space from the wall to the corkboard, shit ass sat back down, turned his back to my bed and went back to sleep

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did the astronaut make any noise?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Synchronicity is a fascinating concept, best described by Carl Jung imo. If you’re looking for explanations, go research Jung and his take in synchronicity

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop hitting on school girls who still live with their parents. That's the moral.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      First two instances I was a schoolboy, third instance was when we were both in college

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >out walking a street at night, 3am
    >old man is walking in opposite direction
    >starts conversation with me
    >says he came from a job interview and asks the way to the next town
    >i tell him but that's far is he really gonna just walk all that way
    >he says he likes walking and is off on his way
    >wait a job interview in the middle of the night though?
    ???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a ghost, one of the pagan gods, or a senile escapee

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >playing old school runescape at 2:30 am on a hot july night
    >in my boxers and a tank top
    >grinding mining
    >my mining level? 57, not bad
    >suddenly hear a loud CRASH noise in my right ear
    >sounded like a car crashed
    >look around, don't see anything that could of made a noise
    >whatever.jpg
    >go back to grinding the mines
    >hear loud CRASH sound from my left ear
    >wtf????
    >feel something inside my ear hole
    >stick my finger in
    >its a big chunk of dried earwax
    >check my right ear
    >same thing, big chunk of dried earwax
    >turns out the sound was just the noise my earwax made when it fell off my ear.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both earwaxes fell moments apart??? Sounds as tho the work of demons

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see a backpack in my room that's not mine
    >ask my family about it
    >they said they don't know anything about it
    >wtf
    >check what is inside backpack
    >it's somebody's from my school that I don't know
    >take the stuff out of it and use it as my own
    >think back to this event without my kid brain
    >can't make any sense of it
    >why was it in my room
    I'm convinced it was paranormal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You stole it you little thief

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I did not. I'm convinced it was a continuity error in my life. The only one I have seen. It had the elements of what my life was like but it confused what should be where like in a dream. Maybe in other realities I was friends with the guy who owned the backpack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have siblings? One of their friends could've came over and left it

      >be me
      >playing old school runescape at 2:30 am on a hot july night
      >in my boxers and a tank top
      >grinding mining
      >my mining level? 57, not bad
      >suddenly hear a loud CRASH noise in my right ear
      >sounded like a car crashed
      >look around, don't see anything that could of made a noise
      >whatever.jpg
      >go back to grinding the mines
      >hear loud CRASH sound from my left ear
      >wtf????
      >feel something inside my ear hole
      >stick my finger in
      >its a big chunk of dried earwax
      >check my right ear
      >same thing, big chunk of dried earwax
      >turns out the sound was just the noise my earwax made when it fell off my ear.

      Ear demons like

      Both earwaxes fell moments apart??? Sounds as tho the work of demons

      said

      >out walking a street at night, 3am
      >old man is walking in opposite direction
      >starts conversation with me
      >says he came from a job interview and asks the way to the next town
      >i tell him but that's far is he really gonna just walk all that way
      >he says he likes walking and is off on his way
      >wait a job interview in the middle of the night though?
      ???

      homie that's Odin

      >Be me, a few days ago
      >Rocking out, reading bullshit fanfics
      >Dollop of warm liquid suddenly splashes on my brow
      >The frick? reach up to see if my forehead just split open or something
      >No just normal, body temp warm water
      >Its raining outside, so I glance up, expecting to see a major leak
      >Ceiling is bone ass dry
      >Weirded the frick out but move on and get back to vibing with music and shit ass fanfiction

      Could be the humidity + condensation

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I literally look like picrel
    Literally me

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anon ignores the messages of the prophetesses thrice

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >boiling some milk
    >notice steam coming off
    >wtf? water in my milk?
    >fast forward 2 years
    >walking by pool with glass of milk
    >trip on idiot's sandals
    >steam rises off of milk on concrete
    >wtf? more water in my milk?
    >fast forward 5 years
    you get the point
    milk is watery like the girls you are interested in are paranoid daddy's girls. apparently, after nearly a decade of dating, you haven't managed to figure out what women are good for, and therefore what a good woman is to you, and how to find one, and so i figure, like milk is watery, you are not a good man, you are confused, and so you project this confusion onto the world of confused women you confusedly seek out to multiply your confusion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it was Tree ent gangstalkers peeping on my harem of hot babes

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