>wake up. >see this static at the door

>wake up
>see this static at the door
What now?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say hello? Don't be a rude host

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aye bby girl, want some fuk?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i've slaged worse

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make one last shitpost on EerieWeb

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eye poke

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would try to talk to it telepathically at first, as is custom, then say it subverbally, then verbally.
    if it was just saying still i would see if it was a hologram or not, and we can go from there

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >put bag over head
    >rape

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >static
    Is this zoomers' new favorite word?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would
    Entering my bedroom at night is consent

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grey hibird?
    okay. yes telepathically talking to it is the correct response

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *unzips dick*

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stroke ma dik to see she likes it.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "They" found OP.
    F

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let her rush me on my bed and choke the fear orgasm out of me then wake up a mess, of course.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Transform into huge, muscular gorilla with a big dick
    >Obliterate spooky woman with gorilla powers
    >Go back to playing vidya

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If a spooky ghost or ayy lady is not paying rent I'm gonna evict her ass.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seems human enough for organ harvesting.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I once had a dream where I fricked the ring girl. As soon as I grabbed her the dream went dark. Eventually years later I had a dream of a woman in a bridal gown next to a bus stop in a sandstorm. I'm pretty sure I'm married to a spirit boys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just looks like most women in the morning, before they put on makeup lmao

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    say: how u doin' my homie?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape it

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a ghost, it is a transgender

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Triggerd troomer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Transgenders are on their way to becoming ghosts, some of them transition from men into women into ghosts after. In that order. Trannies are paranormal because they kill themselves, like asians, except mentally ill and not really good at anything.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Begin jerking off

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Phoebe Bridgers?

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