Upon dying you are put in charge of Hell and asked to choose how sinners will be tortured for eternity.

Upon dying you are put in charge of Hell and asked to choose how sinners will be tortured for eternity. The catch, however, is that you will experience this same torture for all time. If your torture isn't severe enough to satisfy Satan, you just get the standard eternal burning. What do you choose?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Angel school: you are tailed around hell by an invincible person who made it into heaven. Their job is to teach you how to make it into heaven.
    Imagine navigating hell but every time you swear you get a stern talking to from the hall monitor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every time you swear you get a stern talking to from the hall monitor.
      it is said that the angels stopped smiling and gave up parts of their songs of creation and joy in protest when hell was created. You really think anyone cares about swearing and petty itty bitty words anon?

      Everyone is given a supernatural organ that produces the minimum sensation of suffering necessary to avoid satan from burning me and them in eternal hellfire and otherwise it's just reality as normal.

      it's not about the suffering but the destruction of identity. Your identity outside of this life, before this and beyond this. To lose that information, sensation and connection to the higher spiritual life is the more important race against time.
      Suffering isn't the only important thing. Being blissfully unaware or unable to understand what might happen is also dangerous.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about you but many people I know scream "GOD DAMN IT" when they stub their toe, let alone traversing a hell dimension.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So why doesn't satan just lobotomize everyone then? I don't think this fits with the hypothetical.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I do what Satan says when I'm getting punished either way?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is given a supernatural organ that produces the minimum sensation of suffering necessary to avoid satan from burning me and them in eternal hellfire and otherwise it's just reality as normal.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    King Rael (formerly King Paimon)

    What you all believe from "Official" (Sarcasm Implied) texts is not how things are in the Inferno.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put my thumbs in Satan's eyes and then kick him until he stops moving.
    Only God tells me what to do.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    punch him in the dick

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose to forgive them and then your sins can be forgiven and you go to heaven. Simple as.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something dementor like suck all happiness from everyone till only pain remains. Then Rick and Morty machine of unspeakable doom which will swap everyone's consciousness with each other so that the feeling of pain maximizes. Fear and chaos. And no light ever. Only darkness.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One must bear such sufferings alone.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on their sin, but there is no limit for the worst of the worst, flat-out destroy they souls of possible, my pain is a fair payment.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put them back on earth. Make them trannies.
    Infinite loop.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And what kind of pain gives you more satisfaction?
    Physical or Psychological?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope.
    >Lead sinners in total rebellion and change hell into second heaven.
    >We all just chill and turn it all into a permanent music festival and engage in debauchery of all manner for eternity, complete with arcades, orgies, and art exhibitions.
    >We free Satan from bondage/contract too.
    >For the violent and wrathful we build a giant arena coliseum complex for spectators and volunteers to get the rage and frustration out of their system.
    >The collective energy from everything is used to power the lights, speakers, etc.

    There I fixed Hell and made it cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You live in a cartoon fantasy universe inside your head

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain to me how my idea is bad.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it have to satisfy Satan?

    The bible says it's God who is torturing people in hell not Satan, not only that but the fire and the pit are set aside for Satan and his angels. One would assume not to rule... as it further clarifies that Satan, his angels and the beast and all it's worshippers are tormented day and night by flame, knowing no rest.

    Then it's ambiguous about actual humans, saying the beast goes down to the pit, but the spirit ascends upward.

    And that you are judged, die the 2nd death and then are given according to your works and all things made new.

    One could take this to mean, your body dies, your spirit transcends and overcomes, then new life for you, but the old you dead.

    But it seems pretty non ambiguous about the fire being for the purpose of torturing Satan, it doesn't really seem like he owns it or it's his prize... rather God comes down to earth himself personally cause he's specifically pissed right off with Satan and he has the word fight Satan and cast him into the pit for a thousand years.

    It isn't even very clear other than the story of Lazarus that people even burn forever. It's really just explicitly clear that Satan is going to burn and be punished most severely.

    I doubt a leadership role is what's in store as it basically criticizes him for taking the world by force and living deliciously, while abandoning his duties and refusing to return the kingdom to whom it belongs to or serving as he is supposed to.

    I wonder what the bible means by this when the world seems to suggest this Satan runs hell schema that seems contrary to the bible, and only seems to be supported in the quaran.

    Even in Judaism there isn't much on eternal hell and Satan can be even further removed as just a servant of God that stands against others as a foil for the purposes of overcoming a LA story of Job etc.

    Where does the idea that Satan rules hell come from? It seems non-cannoical?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    4Wizard

    The sinners have to incarnate on Earth over and over with no memory, and all of their sins are done to them by others. Committing new sins adds to the debt. They may not escape this loop until they live an incarnated life free of these sins.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Destroy it all, wipe it all away.
    What a terrible story.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asked to choose how sinners will be tortured for eternity.
    by creating a EerieWeb hell version where sinners is not allowed to leave the basket weaving forum for aeons and aeons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forever to shitpost.

      Doesn't sound that bad.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Laffed at standard eternal burning

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Push a boulder up a hill forever

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reliving your mistakes again and again and again in the style of eternal return

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Upon dying you are put in charge of Hell and asked to choose how sinners will be tortured for eternity.
    I take the manipulative and untrustworthy together with a random assortment of sensible people and put them through ordeals (teambuilding exercise) but with the connotation that they're gonna get trolled and put up against one another until they learn to work together (ostensibly in a constructive and positive way) so they can make it out of the escape room in time.
    If they fail the test of character and the events therein start to cause infighting, they'll be doing most of the torture themselves to each other.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Free everyone and force God to apologize for creating them, then leave him in hell with Satan.

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