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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Eto

    The rape gnome.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gnome bros there on to us

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that nibba is pyramidhead

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick, the gnome with an axe! Better throw a pebble at him

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they really

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mimimimimimimimimimi! poyo!
    I bet that's how he sounds. Adorable little thing.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom is from Mexico and swears these things are real and that she fought one as a kid because it would steal flowers from my grandma’s garden. Basically the story was my grandma had a garden she worked really hard on and would tell my mother and uncles to play away from it to not mess it up. One day this little gnome came by and started fricking up the garden and laughing about how my mom and her brothers would get in trouble. My mom said she chased it and managed to kick it once but she slumped over after like her whole body went limp. My uncles had to carry her back home and they didn’t know what was wrong with her because she couldn’t move. Eventually she was able to move again and my grandma came home and whooped them for fricking up her garden. Till this day she swears it was a gnome that just wanted to frick with them for no reason. Idk if she’s telling the truth but it’s been so long and she still stands by her story. I’ve asked my uncles about it in the past and their stories line up so idk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake or not. cool 10/10 story. would be cooler if there were other instances of people kicking these things and going "limp" as well

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's an anteater bro

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can pic related be real but tiny little manlets with funny pointy hats aren't

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dem gnomes be real af gnome'sayin'!! Tiny pointy hat homies eatin dat good porridge shit... Yum yum homie be nice to the lil fellas or deys will getchu gnome'sayin'''???

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't frick with gnomes or fairies. It will not end well for you.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are real and they like to frick with us tall plebs.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have vivisection dreams as a child of mechanical gnomes in post apocalyptic world. I'd sleep walk and wake up in my bath tub or passing in the refrigerator.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    op

    ok

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gnomes are 7 times stronger than a man and can run up to speeds of 35 miles per hour for several hours, they also have better eyesigth than that of a Falcon, can comunicate with eachother through telepathy for several miles and they are friends with animals, so if you attack one the whole forest goes to town on you. Keep in mind that they are at most 15 centimeters tall or less, one foot rarely, weigth 300 grams, and that they can live up to 400 years or more, they love vengeance to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They also have HUGE wieners

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a gnomepill thread, post your biggest redpills on gnomes or the rape gnome will pay you a visit tonight

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the gnome in question

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHAMONE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AH! HEE HEE

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he do the shimmy

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Latinklux

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these lil nibbas are real and inhabit an overlapping dimension. children see them more easily because they have not been psyoped and subjected to decades of goyslop and fluoride that cause spiritual castration.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There used to be a corner of my house I could crawl into gnome land through, my mom made me stop though because she was terrified.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've just recently gotten Gnomepilled. I thought they were some fantasy creature that no one believed in anymore like unicorns or leprechauns but it turns out millions of people around the world still swear by their existence.
    I honestly reckon more people believe in Gnomes than in the Sasquatch.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They exist
    They are real
    They will cut you if you don’t respect them and give offerings
    They are the most based crypto out there
    Clean forests and horde shiny

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