Trees are alien life form

>only organism on earth to defy gravity
>gives oxygen to all living forms without which life would perish
>appeared out of blue and conquered every single place in the world
>spreads seeds on other organisms to spread its genes further across the globe
>is the only organism that is home to other organism (birds, ants) and doesnt mind it

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is the only organism that is home to other organism (birds, ants) and doesnt mind it
    Anon, I don’t want to alarm you but there is bacteria in your gut… Right now.

    RIP IT OUT, TEAR IT OUT NOW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only organism on earth to defy gravity
    Has it been your experience that a tree that gets chopped floats upwards?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe in a sense of verticalism, it grows naturally upwards, which does using passive distribution and construction methods, which also defies gravity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it grows naturally upwards, which does using passive distribution and construction methods, which also defies gravity

        so do most animals, moron.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and you can sometimes see the living entity frozen inside of it

    https://nationalpost.com/news/seeing-faces-in-trees-correlates-to-creativity-and-cognitive-scientists-are-taking-interest

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only organism on earth to defy gravity
    There are birds that can literally fly in their sleep.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only organism on earth to defy gravity
    Are you a puddle?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plants were here first before Dinos I see what you’re saying anon

    If we find any life on another planet it’s most likely will be plants only plants. unless silicon based

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>is the only organism that is home to other organism (birds, ants) and doesn't mind it
    That is far from true. Small fish live in sea anemone, and both benefit. There are countless cases of mutualism in nature.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >defy gravity
    what do you mean by this?
    They grow on stable root systems the same size or wider than their trunk.

    We're the aliens, partly so. Take a look at a chimps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv71JevtR-0
    You and I are 2.2% different genetically than them. Within 250,000 years we became homosexual sapiens. Read up on evolution and how long it usually takes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its the only organism that doesnt bend to gravity and expands against it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're not really defying it though. As they grow, their root system widens.
        Mushrooms can fruit upwards because they're very light and their mycelial networks span football fields underground.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why they are not just roots then? why do they go up? thats the defy because it makes no sense. life goes always the path of least resistance

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why they are not just roots then?
            Roots are for nutrients. Trees get their carbs from the air. Their main building block is carbon received through CO2 in the atmosphere.
            >why do they go up?
            Essentially plant capitalism.
            As CO2 is their main building block, the sun is their main energy source.
            If trees were nice and worked together, they could all grow to just under a foot and spread out nicely.
            But it only took one butthole tree to grow two feet tall and start hogging the sunlight from the neighbors.
            But the neighbors arent commies, so they dont demand the butthole grow shorter, they just grow taller than the butthole.
            So now all plant species that took the tree route have all their adaptions around
            >grow tall so you can get the sunlight because if you dont, you know your neighbor will

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thank you for being informative

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oxygen to all living forms without which life would perish
    moron bro... Cyanobacterias existed longer and are far more important... Plants are not the only ones capable of photosynthesis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      photosynthesis was invented by trees. without this alien life form, which defy gravity and appeared on earth out of nothing, we would not be alive and other plants

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>is the only organism that is home to other organism (birds, ants) and doesnt mind it
    no it isn't. We are home to literally billions of organisms, each one of us humans and dogs are like buildings for bacteria and amoebas.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dinos are older than grass

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are elves. The whole world is elves.
    Lucifer is the Aubrey.
    But he's not the KING.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy to think that without trees there would be no porn

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Defies gravity
    Literally every living organism "defies gravity" in the sense that it is in a constant battle of not getting crushed by gravity on earth
    >Gives oxygen
    So does all other plant life and some protists
    >Spreads seeds on other organisms to propagate itself
    So do bacteria, insects, parasites, other plants, viruses, protists, and fungi
    >Is the only organism home to other organisms
    Coral, siphonophores, bacterial Endosymbionts, and other plants disagree.

    Not paranormal

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