Tips for dating a paranormal entity?

Tips for dating a paranormal entity?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love it, don't lust for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are never getting back your investment, broh. I'm sorry my dad scammed you & forcefully brought me here. You will never get that Britney Spears money back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't *hate* Hollywood.
      I wish you did get the right talent, there are rich & talented people who bribe those agencies just to get into the door.
      Gift baskets of caviar and kopi luwak JUST to pay the entrance fee. No guarantee.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Free pussy for Weinstein after *she* pays, JUST to get in. No guarantee.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be interesting and put yourself out there (on the Internet for example) so it can find you more easily.
    >After meeting your paranormal gf
    Keep being interesting yourself instead of just asking questions about it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dating
    You're the non-committal one in that case.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cargo shorts.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My tip would be don't, and then go talk to some women. Sans that, accepting that the paranormal gf is a social fail state and that you are not likely to be the sort of person a paranormal gf would want anyway. Just the sort of person who'd bother to pursue this option.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even the paranormal gf friendzone me??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah probably. You think something millions of years old would be interested in you for any reason other than something transactional? There are people who are way more important and impressive than you. Anything that would say yes to you is a demon anyway.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Anything that would say yes to you is a demon anyway
          But we aren't talking about your mother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like my ugly, mean smelly dad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your ugly and mean dad is right. Even if the assessment isn't fair, and even if the odds are against you that it'll even work in the first place, you have to go talk to women. Everything on the otherside either hates you conceptually and has hated you longer than you could ever comprehend, or is completely asexual and disinterested in relationships. The former will abuse you if you try, the latter will chastise you. Breeding is a mortal thing. Nothing else in the universe needs to do it. Stick with humans.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The former will abuse you if you try, the latter will chastise you.
          I just have the image of a guy humping the leg of an angel like a dog and the angel going, "Hey stop. Quit it." lul

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The last time humans tried to do that, God sniped their cities with a frickhuge rock from orbit. We're lucky that
            >"Ok human, cut it out."
            Is the worst we'd get now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We are living in the post New Testement world now. I would hope to think angels would have the same social graces as most women when it comes to dealing with EerieWebners.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll only date a shadow spawn.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tips for dating a paranormal entity?
    This is like a chick asking how to date a human, you are at best a pet for amusement, and at worst a source of sustenance that they siphon off energy from.

    You know, your post reminded me of that episode of Supernatural (I think) where a vampire jokingly said that the new trend of women sexualizing vampires (because of a parody of the Twilight movie series) it has become so much easier to find victims.

    I think other entities IRL are also experiencing such a phenomena because of this weird new modern day internet trend of the normalization of sexualizing spirits, invisible entities, etc. It's like easy prey now because the prey comes to you and is naive too.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rule 1. Don't.

    It's demons all the way down. They hate you and will say absolutely ANYTHING to drag you to hell with them.

    Trust me I didn't want to believe it until reality slapped me in the face multiple times. I wanted to believe that there was something else..a GOOD something else but nope (Sometimes we're just handed a shit deck of cards physically, mentally, socially, etc and we just have to deal with it.), it's just demons and non-sexual angels and God.

    I suggest getting over this desire before you open a doorway to the demonic in your self or home.

    It's a b***h, a complete b***h to deal with.
    Us humans just have to bare with one another. It sucks sometimes but it CAN always be worse. Being grateful it's not worse is the first step to feeling better about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Demons are fricked up. More fricked up than you could ever imagine. Whatever you want to hear is what they'll say, and they have no lower limit of depravity. They will happily larp as an anime girl for you while staring at you from the other side with beady black eyes filled with inhuman levels of hatred. Just don't. Trust me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your ugly and mean dad is right. Even if the assessment isn't fair, and even if the odds are against you that it'll even work in the first place, you have to go talk to women. Everything on the otherside either hates you conceptually and has hated you longer than you could ever comprehend, or is completely asexual and disinterested in relationships. The former will abuse you if you try, the latter will chastise you. Breeding is a mortal thing. Nothing else in the universe needs to do it. Stick with humans.

        This sort of intense neurosis is the perfect way to make yourself a loosh target, which I suspect you have been in the past
        >demons have... beady black eyes with fif-fifteen legs and.... they've got.... bat wings and claws and e-everyone hates me
        What's true about demons is that they're alien and calculating. They're older than humanity and have a complicated involvement with us. The rest of the messages are a cry for help.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They're older than humanity and have a complicated involvement with us.
          It's actually way more simple than you'd assume, and they'd like you to think. They just hate us. "Loosh" does not exist. Demons torment humans for the same reason psychopaths torture small animals and kill hookers. They think it's fun, they view you as lesser, and it makes them feel powerful. Whatever significance you assign to human life, whatever dignity you believe that may imply, they do not. They're cruel because it's fun and we can't stop them in most cases.
          >The rest of the messages are a cry for help.
          You have no idea.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd view you as lesser too. You seem more whiny and parasite-ridden than involved with actual demons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's funny, because you do seem involved with actual demons to me. I can tell you are because you're coping and trying to belittle me when I'm just telling you the truth. Sure, look down your nose. Cut it off to spite your face too, you'll have to for their sake. Hope you eventually learn your lesson too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But you're not telling the truth. You've been going around picking up parasites and screaming tactlessly at ancient spirits, then receiving coldness and apathy in response. There's no nice way to explain that to you that you wouldn't call coping and belittlement.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon they are evil as frick lol. Literally just ask them. Ask them if hell is real and if they're tricking you. That's all it took for me. Whatever you're talking to hates you more than you could ever imagine. Actually do it though, ask them and come back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a fun road to uncover all on your own by fragmented voices who should (all be Allies at the core of things they truly want)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you talking about.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most paranormal entities that can interact with normal humanity in a somewhat coherent manner are usually too old or too animalistic (or both) to be a proper romantic partner. Many of them are just inherently evil and will do everything and anything to get your soul. A human ghost is probably the best bet, but most are pretty old. I'm not so sure you can really handle a nineteenth century chick that barely remembers being mortal anon. The best relationship you can expect from a mortal is a transactional, yet respectful apprentice and mentorship or one of the two being pets of the other.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *as a mortal concerning supernatural beings*

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't form and maintain a romantic relationship with another human, it's basically impossible to do so with a supernatural being. On top of what everyone else said.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao why do fearful christcucks believe they can dish out advice on this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're on a mission, christian zealots are everywhere nowadays.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you worry about it

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My tip is, don't. Regardless of one may think of the subject, take it as a "bro, listen, that chick is crazy, she also has some disease". I can't make you listen but if you end up with some nasty, foul germ you will suffer it and there is no easy painless cure. I can't force you but darn you must be desperate. I hope you're are prepared to have to remove infected parts if need be.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    monster girls are afraid of love too, sink into fear and come out a nightmare born of love

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    need mal0 gf

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried myself. Much like the others have said. If you're not really in a position to date normal people, you're going to have a hard time with something that isn't human.
    They have expectations for people just like everyone else does. If you're using them to assuage your loneliness, they can tell and they don't appreciate it. Switch roles for a moment. If a being that couldn't offer you much asked to be your romantic partner, you'd have reservations too just because of the lack of workability in that relationship.
    If anything, you'll get the same treatment I did and be told to "work on yourself" before trying again, which usually is an indication to stop thinking that they can give you something like that.
    Usually that's them being casual in saying "what you're looking for isn't here"

    It's a hard pill to swallow to think that you may not be good enough for either human or inhuman but your lack of companionship isn't anyone else's problem. Work on yourself and someone will notice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people on this site are probably autistic males. I suspect /x/ may one of the more autistic intensive boards. Statistics do show autistic people rarely marry and have trouble forming connections, let alone of the romantic variety. Being autistic and having the beliefs of a typical /x/ user breeds isolation, so it's no surprise some people here wonder, out of a sense of escapism and desperation, if it's possible to get love out of the unnamable. It's stupid, but it's what we're dealing with. I'm not saying they should give up, but these people should be realistic to themselves.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not recommended. I know its just a movie but I feel the relationship within it might have some real life guidance for you. If you can recall the original Pirates of the Carribean movies, Davy Jones falls in love with the sea godess Calypso and bounds his heart to hers. They are genuinely in love but Calypso's nature prevents them from being together as much as they want so she offers Davy a job ferrying souls to and from the land of the dead. Davy agrees with the term that he may come ashore once every ten years in order to be with the physical form of Calypso. Even after ten long years Calypso cannot show herself because its in her nature to be wild and unpredictable like the sea. This destroys Davy and in a fit of heartbreak and rage he tears out his heart and becomes a monster.
    If you summon a paranormal entity to try and have a stable relationship, I see this fate in your future.

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