there is no better pairing than pisces and scorpio.

there is no better pairing than pisces and scorpio.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if they were switched

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't tell you as i'm not scorpio, probably also cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhm, have your

      What if they were switched

      (You). i'm kinda moronic

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both schizo in their own way

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pisces are literally not compatible with Scorpios. You are all too schizo, narcissistic, and psychotic. You have the energy, but you don't have the smarts, sex appeal
    , tenderness, or intimacy a Scorpio wants of you to make it work and are far too self-absorbed.
    t. Scorpio

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Pisces are crybabies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is true but we arent manipulative and toxic like scorpios, i just want to understand why im alive man

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we arent manipulative
          Not on purpose, but sometimes, if things don't work our way, we look sad.
          And that's it, other signs like Libra or Cancer will use their resources to stop that from happening, to avoid seeing us sad.
          And it's a kind of manipulation, those people would put our happiness over theirs because they can't be happy unless we look happy.
          And the only thing we can do about it is to give them more than they give us in the end, as retribution, once we're happy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scorpios are b***hmade homosexuals always start shit but never finish it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's funny because I've always been the one to finish every single fight and make sure it's finished for good, legally or otherwise. Never met a Pisces who could finish a fight though. All bark, no bite.
        t. Scorpio

        • 2 months ago
          RON_MEXICO_BWC

          I am a Pisces that always has to finish fights for my friends who run their mouthes while drunk.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound so annoying I would fight you

          Scorpio sun and moon

          Cancer make surprisingly good partners for Scorpios.

          Cancers make fricking gay partners for Scorpios.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Never met a Pisces who could finish a fight though
          We only finish things that are worthwhile.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The truth. Taurus or even Libra over pisces and cancer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a pisces. We are creative and sensitive but working sux. Rip Cobain.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This i hate working. I wish I had money so that I can finally be mentally comfortable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

      best is pisces and cancer,
      all cancers make my dick hard
      t. Pisces

      They are also qt

      Idk why but anyone born under pisces is a shy, introverted, autistic, scared shizo or straight up a maniac.
      Does this have a scientific explanation?
      T. Pisces khhv

      Aries moon helps me to be not too much of a autist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scorpio is the most two-faced sign. Nice to your face but secretly a c**t. Pisces are whiny homosexuals but they're honest.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this im a Pisces, I whine a frickload but im an open book. scorpios always trying to manipulate and sting the shit out of you if you dont comply

        • 2 months ago
          Scorpio male n1

          If complying means "don't grind my gears" then you should comply

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jon Zherka (pisces) has already stolen 1000 Scorpio hearts including JustPearlyThings.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        isnt he antisemitic?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >isn't he antisemitic
          TKD

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno his numerology friend is a israelite and he himself probably got tricked by israelites to be a Freemason puppet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he got that albert pike rizz

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look in the mirror.
      t. Cancer Chad, aka your future president

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pisces girl here, these are all projections

      i just like spend the day in the library drawing and want to come home to someone i can cover in kisses

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop, my dick can get only so erect

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pisces woman and man scorpio to be exact

      they are literally the best couple in the zodiac, if you cant find your pisces partner the problem is with you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How? Scorpios value loyalty so insanely, and Pisces are usually poly or at least very promiscuous 😛

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          when pisces fall in love they are extremely loyal and idealistic, they would even given their life for their partner. If not it means they are likely not in love or that serious

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pisces woman and man scorpio to be exact
        I'm a pisces guy, i have to work with i have

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          scorpio woman or leo woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You are all too schizo, narcissistic
      >far too self-absorbed
      as a pisces man that friendzoned a scorpio girl I can confirm this is true. I almost wish it wasn't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know about all that but every Pisces is the most self absorbed piece of shit. It’s like a Leo without the outgoing nature that craves attentions from others. No, I’m not giving you what you want anymore frick off and get a life.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    best is pisces and cancer,
    all cancers make my dick hard
    t. Pisces

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all my ex and best lovers were piscis, best sex and everything. they've all also destroyed my mental/emotional/psychological wellbeing but I'll keep dating piscis, I like how fickle they are inside but puts on a strong front.

      - cancer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        stay qt

        >https://www.yourtango.com/2018311215/best-zodiac-signs-compatibility-ranked-happiest-least-happy-couples-astrology
        Wrong. Not even in the top ten. Sad!
        >Cancer and Scorpio are #1
        Pottery

        but no other combination ensures kinky seggs like pisces x scorpio

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol
          Lmao even.
          The kinkiest sex I've ever had has all been with either Cancers or Geminis. Pisces are too modest, they get too shy about that kind of thing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they get too shy about that kind of thing.
            That is where the sadism of scorpio comes into play

    • 2 months ago
      Cancer(male)

      hey babygirl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FkziEvr.jpg

      there is no better pairing than pisces and scorpio.

      these are all water signs, obviously none of them are perfect for each other since they are too similar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My boyfriend is cancer
      we have a great relationship full of cuddles and sex

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im a pisces girl with a cancer gf of 4 years, shes a little angel and i love showering her in kisses but she cant comfort me for the life of her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the problem with lesbian relationships, your whole body was designed to be comforted by a guy, and his body was designed to comfort you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          men are icky

          I comfort the shit out of my gf and she is attached to me like cement because of it. i just want some motherly virgo energy in return

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >men are icky
            I fully agree, if I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian too.
            Just letting you know that it may never happen with this person.
            I recommend adding a third girl, creating a polyamore relationship, the new girl gives you the comfort the other ones can't, and they enjoy each other when you aren't around.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            we will probably add a third at some point, we havent found the right candidate though. we need someone to have the same moral philosophy as us and thats hard to come by.

            >I fully agree, if I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian too.
            women are the moon and men are the sun. the sun is harsh, imposing and powerful. the moon is gentle, delicate and sexy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we need someone to have the same moral philosophy as us and thats hard to come by.
            No, you need someone that makes you feel what your current girl fails to make you feel, or it'll be for naught.
            > the moon is gentle, delicate and sexy
            There are men like that, men that would be fine to have a harem of bilesbian girls that are with one another, without envy or jealously or dominance. But bad experiences with men in life create girls that give up on those ideals, even though if your partner was exactly the same as she is, but a guy, you'd have worked too, and perhaps better.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But bad experiences with men in life create girls that give up on those ideals

            naw dude ive always liked girls more than guys and while i like men, and a femboy would be an ideal male partner, all the femboys i know give me the ick in some way

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we will probably add a third at some point
            I have had bad experiences with that sort of thing in the past
            Like you might do all you can to ensure things work smoothly but in the end someone is always 'the favorite' and it's hard to keep everything in harmony when one of your partners loves the other more than you, or loves you more than the other.
            Plus + people = + drama.

            I mean you can have a lot of faith and put a lot of work into making things work, but I think it would be really hard to truly make it work.
            Maybe just get an online quickfix like a roleplay or something if you really need it, but be careful when it comes to adding more peeps to your relationship.

            >we need someone to have the same moral philosophy as us and thats hard to come by.
            No, you need someone that makes you feel what your current girl fails to make you feel, or it'll be for naught.
            > the moon is gentle, delicate and sexy
            There are men like that, men that would be fine to have a harem of bilesbian girls that are with one another, without envy or jealously or dominance. But bad experiences with men in life create girls that give up on those ideals, even though if your partner was exactly the same as she is, but a guy, you'd have worked too, and perhaps better.

            >but a guy, you'd have worked too, and perhaps better.
            god shutup let her have a girlfriend if she wants to, no one is force-feeding you femboys, furries or whatever group of people you wouldn't date.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >in the end someone is always 'the favorite' and it's hard to keep everything in harmony when one of your partners loves the other more than you
            You're getting the wrong signs into the relationship, if people are keeping count of how much they're loved or how much the others are loved they're the wrong people for this.
            >let her have a girlfriend if she wants to
            I said, keep the girlfriend, add a guy, because her reasoning is that all the guys she has met had sucked, so all the future ones will suck as well, but people just like her gf but male in fact exist out there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You're getting the wrong signs into the relationship, if people are keeping count of how much they're loved or how much the others are loved they're the wrong people for this.
            It's not that people keep count of who loves who, it's just that when there's a problem and someone feels unloved or neglected or is mad at someone else, it is an incredibly awkward position to be in, when you're the third person.
            >but people just like her gf but male in fact exist out there.
            Yeah people like that exist i'm not denying that.
            I'm just mad at you for telling her to get a bf like thrice when she's obv not interested, she may or may not meet a boy that plucks her heartstrings but that's on her.

          • 2 months ago
            Scorpio male n1

            >boy that plucks her heartstrings
            I can pluck her hair from her anus

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only if you do it with your mouth
            >Verification not required.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >someone feels unloved
            If a person has multiple partners and feels unloved, having a single partner would not solve it, they'd feel less unloved.
            They're the problem, they're the ones which should exit the group.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do geminis get?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stitches and walkers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        )=

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      qt soft virgo gfs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lots of bittersweet memories

        (=

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lots of bittersweet memories

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AIDS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taurus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      leos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sagiterrorist insanity

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the best match for a sagittarius ;(

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I know is to avoid other sags unless you try hard

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gemini and aries

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a cancer male, who do I pair with?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      death lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least my Tulpa loves me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      death lol

      At least we make decent occultists/magic practitioners , knight/prince of cups type deal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyway
        Cancer sun
        Scorpio rising
        sagittarius moon
        Best combo?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody really. we're too good even for ourselves. we just deal with another sign or literally this

      death lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cancer make surprisingly good partners for Scorpios.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a cancer in a nearly 8 year relationship with a Leo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really, how do you manage? I'm cancer man and my Leo girl left me, but it was amazing while it lasted. She was very shy but loved all the flattery and attention I gave her and would reward me well, but I could not stand those times she would just cut loose at times and go and do her own things without me. I ended up causing drama over it, thinking she had stopped loving me or went to see someone else, I was too possessive and controlling, she gave me many chances but in the end she actually did leave for good. It's still hurts and I hope I learned my lesson should something like this ever happen to me again.

        I once told her she was like a cat; most of the time they just want to stay at home, get pats and be loved, but sometimes they just need to get out there in the wild and be cats. She was like that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate girls like that, it's like they can spend 3 entire days not caring about you at all, doing their life as if you don't exist.
          Frick them, good riddance.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >3 entire days not caring about you at all,
            try an entire week, she did that like 4 times and it drove me up the fricking wall

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >try an entire week
            Impossible, by the 4th day I tell her we're over with, I don't have more patience than that.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who does Sagittarius end up with? I never really felt a connection with the star sign outside of the desire to explore. But I've lived a pretty rough life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alone. You sags are too addicted to your job and basically turn it into your whole life and personality

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try an Aquarius and go to an adventure, you want the same things for different reasons, but you could cooperare and reach the same goals.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know much about astrology but it seems like most of the threads I see on here end up shitting on Scorpio and Pisces, so I feel like this is bait.
    Also I would assume as an outsider that any real aspects of these signs exist because all these kinds of people are somewhat necessary in a society, so why would anyone who really believes in this shit argue about which is better when they clearly all exist for a reason?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >these signs exist because all these kinds of people are somewhat necessary in a society
      no anon pisces are meaningless and but a burden on society as a whole

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But im a stemtard and contribute to society

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and Capricorns?
    what do we get?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A kick in the balls/ovaries for talking shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cancers and Virgos. Stay away from Aries if you know what's good for you

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All my exes were scorpio memes.

    Im Libra.

    My pops and friend are scorpios.
    Both are animals in their own right. And narcissistic to the point of it being comical.

    Women scorpios are alright, I find they work well for short term.

    Women I really like are Bulls and Capricorns.

    Libra women are too masculine either physically or mentally.

    Iris what iris.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wife of 4 years is gemini sun scorpio moon
    am i going to be okay bros?
    t, pisces KING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pisces KING
      bad comedy
      t. Leo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek classic leo
        probably the best sign there is out there

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pic
          So Pisces can just ask Leo for favors and they'll do it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they'll be more inclined to if you give them the respect they (rightfully so) deserve

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what does that tend to manifest as?
            Is a Leo likely to accept if a Pisces respectfully asks them on a date? Or is it more like they'll help if a Pisces respectfully asks them to spot them some cash?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            let's say a leo has a talent you want help learning from. you say they're really good at it and want to learn. the Leo will make time and change their plans to make that happen and be genuine about wanting to help you. t. leo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But it turned out the Leo wasn't as talented and the apprentice actually knew more about the subject and the Leo learned more than her.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're vulnerable to praise. Leo is proud but secretly craves headpat.
            t. Leo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Leo
          The most cucked sign.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whatever chart to try to force a moronic take
            >"The most cucked sign"
            Says the flesh golem. It's like saying the most cucked gender is heterosexual males for not liking gay sex.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Scorpiochads most likely to be the most intelligent to know not to take gene altering experimental vaccines
            Based.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/VY3OMAW.gif

            They're vulnerable to praise. Leo is proud but secretly craves headpat.
            t. Leo

            I'm basically the Scar of Leo. Never got the vax. Ruthlessly mock my ex for turning covid shit into her whole personality.

            I don't even care enough to make a vax choice. Literally do not give a shit and never did.

            I don't need validation. People only validate you when they want something. The true Lion needs nothing but sun and meat and a comfy nap.

            Will cuddle with proud quiet lioness tho dm me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't need validation. People only validate you when they want something. The true Lion needs nothing but sun and meat and a comfy nap.
            Frick. This hits hard for me, as a Virgo Sun, but Leo ASC and Leo Moon. This is my emotional standpoint, what I try and convince myself all I need, and in a way it is, but that goddamn Virgo aspect keeps crying out for company, to serve, and prove my worth.

            I'm in a literal interstice here.I fricking hate it so much. Pride of self-dependence, but also with a need to prove myself to sate my ego, topped off with the inability to do either. I am branded. I am cursed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You talk a lot but I think cuddles will make you whole.
            Talk less. Lounge more. Work out then chill.

            Protip: your own pulse will give you pleasure like nothing else if you focus on it. Just have to cut out all the distractions.

            [...]
            not vaxxed either, btw. I am inherently distrusting of all authority that stems from the PTB

            Frick 'em. If they make demands it's for them, not you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Protip: your own pulse will give you pleasure like nothing else if you focus on it. Just have to cut out all the distractions.
            I've been seriously trying to escape into my own mindscape of fantasy recently, to be fair. The word rejects me, and so I am just about ready to reject the world. I am content in my mind. Yet the physical body must eat, and rest. Truth be told, even homeless, as long as I have a belly with food in it, and I have my musical instruments, I can rest forever. But it is precisely that former aspect which troubles me. Food in my belly. I am not in want of the material world. I couldn't give a damn about it. But seeing as my body inhabits the material plane, it must necessarily subsist off of material food. That is my only concern at this point.

            >Frick 'em. If they make demands it's for them, not you.
            I agree very much. I live to serve, but only a worthwhile master. One whom is truly fit to follow. Otherwise, leave me be, as Diogenes said to Alexander "get out of the way of my sun".

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mindscapes and dreamscapes are fun but I'm telling you, truly: lie back, relax, and feel for the pulse of your blood as it sweeps across your whole body in the surface capillaries.
            Once you're able to isolate that feeling you'll enjoy pure bliss every 0.5 seconds.
            They can put you in solitary confinement in the shittiest prison in America and you won't give a damn. You'll enjoy every minute.

            Lots of meditations give you this kind of self-satisfaction, in fact. The only thing they can truly take from you is the pleasure of a mate's company. As long as you're left alone you don't need anyone's bullshit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the thing, though. I've been isolated into my own apartment room for the last 6+ months now, honestly going out only for groceries for 90% of that time. And it's driving me insane. I am absolutely resonating with your words, they are driving deeply into my own instinct for solitariness, to just be left alone. But this goddamn cabin fever is getting to me also.

            If I were pure Leo, Leo Sun, ASC, and Moon, perhaps I'd be able to cope better. But it's this Virgo aspect of me that's fricking me up.

            I seriously appreciate my alone time. I don't want to be around other people. Yet...I do. I don't want it, but I recognize the need for it. That's the biggest thing for me.

            Truth be told, I am missing home. I have been recently been feeling homesick, and wishing to move back home where I can and would just farm pumpkins and other crops full time, just by myself, in my own spirit, "lying back" as you said, "relaxing" as I tend to my crops.

            I am capable. I am seriously, truly capable. But nobody wants me. Nobody wants to give me that chance. I am capable of leading. I have always been capable of leading. I never wanted to lead, but any time some aspect or responsibility of leading befell me, I did rise up, however briefly, and I WAS capable. But I cannot create my own band. I do not wish to create my own band. I just want to be left alone, but have a partner to walk this solitary path with me is all. That's all I want. That's all I want...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And it's driving me insane.
            You need people more than you actually need people. Gnowhutimsayin?

            You only need one.

            Everyone romanticiszes the apex preadator until it's time to do apex preadator shit.
            >I am capable. I am seriously, truly capable. But nobody wants me. Nobody wants to give me that chance. I am capable of leading.
            You gotta do the thing to get the breathing room to invite the ladybird in. You know what I mean here. Lead yourself and they'll follow.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't need validation. People only validate you when they want something. The true Lion needs nothing but sun and meat and a comfy nap.
            Frick. This hits hard for me, as a Virgo Sun, but Leo ASC and Leo Moon. This is my emotional standpoint, what I try and convince myself all I need, and in a way it is, but that goddamn Virgo aspect keeps crying out for company, to serve, and prove my worth.

            I'm in a literal interstice here.I fricking hate it so much. Pride of self-dependence, but also with a need to prove myself to sate my ego, topped off with the inability to do either. I am branded. I am cursed.

            not vaxxed either, btw. I am inherently distrusting of all authority that stems from the PTB

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am piscean and want to be your sidekick. I can bring snacks and sketch pads. And espresso.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gemini
            >55
            kino statistics

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw 30% of the best sign
            Less Leos to compete with? How is this a problem for me?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Leo
        >Posting Jojo (outing himself as a sexual cuckold)
        name a more iconic duo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk why but anyone born under pisces is a shy, introverted, autistic, scared shizo or straight up a maniac.
    Does this have a scientific explanation?
    T. Pisces khhv

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Pisces shizo disappointed we didn't get to fight demons today. I will get back to training for the next happening.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about geminis

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually personality wise it works best with Leo Man with Mars in house and Cancer Girls with Venus in house.

    Better to have a Saggitarian relationship with mercury in house.

    This is how hard cases function in tough situations 😉

    >People sacrifice animals to the divine on religious occasions

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aries and gemini

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.yourtango.com/2018311215/best-zodiac-signs-compatibility-ranked-happiest-least-happy-couples-astrology
    Wrong. Not even in the top ten. Sad!
    >Cancer and Scorpio are #1
    Pottery

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cancer and leo is better. Scorpio pairs with libra

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sagittarius master race

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a tan brown marten scorpio(med version of a honey badge), where's my growly tomboy honey badger girlfriend who likes classic gaming/good animu & good food(I tried manfesting one and she hardly turns up in my dreams).

    FR FR

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are sagittarius girls so tsundere to me?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define tsundere.
      What you may have found about sagittarius girls is that there are good days, and there are bad days, or good hours and bad hours.
      It's the reason they're represented by a centaur, half human, half horse. You love the way they are when they're the human, but the horse part may kick you in the nuts and leave you wondering what happened.
      They expect you to be some way and may explode if it turns out you're different than what they expect. If you do something they consider unacceptable even their human part will start shooting arrows at you.
      But then, they'll forget about it, so you may get confused when they're sweet again all of a sudden.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's the other way around. sag girls are the nicest, smartest, non-NPC qt's at first but when you date one, they get bored real quick and then you have to compete with her 1000 other friends, 100% of them are likely cooler than you only because they're the only ones that can keep up with her. don't fall for a sag girl unless you're an adventurous chad. if you're a homebody, don't do this to yourself. she'll get annoyed with you quick then avoid you like a plague and if you bump into her she'll give you a fake, pity qt face and tell you all the 50 cool things she's doing just in one week because she knows you can't keep up with her activities and deep down inside she's laughing at how pathetic you are and wished she never knew you to begin with ( ; __;)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit, we’re the same person aren’t we anon?

          t.Aquarius manic supremacy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they are qt but don't wanna show that

      Pisces: the best partner of all signs if they fall in love with you, they are willing to drop everything in their life for you, making you their number 1 priority, which could be overwhelming if you don't want a partner 24/7. Also the most exigent sign, so not likely to fall in love for you unless you're an 11/10. And likely to stop being in love with you if you don't keep up the pace, so partnering with a pisces can be exhausting.
      Scorpio: Two relevant things about Scorpio are that they are the most sexual sign, the reason Scorpios cheat is that their current partner may not have enough battery, so a pisces in love can fulfill all of Scorpio's desires up to the last consequences. But the second thing is that Scorpio gets bored. While pisces could be happy just staying in bed all day with a lover, scorpio would want to do something else, too, exploring other scenarios, like going places, or playing video games or trying a new activity. Both have the battery so scorpio may just propose to try all the positions in the kamasutra.
      Ultimately the relationship may fail because of pisces's exigences, a scorpio may have fun cooking for a pisces, but not stand when pisces complains about a bad detail about the fun.
      The pisces may lose something and they need to find it out, but scorpio may not have the patience and will get bored of searching and want to do something else, while it's as if pisces can't continue with life without this thing, and is willing to see scorpio go while the search for this thing continues.
      It's small things like that breaking this relationship, both may get strong feelings and have the best sex of their life with one another, but when it comes to day to day living they find out they wished their partner behaved differently.

      Do you suggest cancer would be then scorpio for the pisces

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, cancer would be a better match for pisces. Libra could work as well, though expect some kind of addictive relationship where Libra spends most of the time trying to please pisces, and suffering when that's not successful, but libra could also feel a big achievement when it works, and pisces will give back more than libra gave away.
        A final option is Aquarius, given the right circumstances, imagine Jasmine is Pisces, and Aladdin is Aquarius, and he shows her the world, and gives Piscis a great and interesting life completely different from what he had before, if love is strong from both they can go on a great adventure.
        And that's it, I don't really see pisces working out with any other sing, unless they have the patience, and even that, pisces is the most patient sign and I would never recommend a pisces-pisces relationship, they'd get to a low point where both need something and the other is unable to give it because they need it too.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah, cancer would be a better match for pisces
          Somehow I'm just drawn more to the kinky scorpio than the nurturing cancer

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, as I said above, it's scorpio who gets bored of pisces.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know you wrote quite a bit already, but how would then the relationship between pisces and cancer work out? Thank u in advance anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I guess a problem of relationships that work is that there's not much to say about them, they just work, the most interesting parts of a relationship to talk about is the drama, what do you do when there's no drama?
            Provided pisces fell in love with cancer and cancer likes to be with pisces, pisces has some idealistic, perhaps, unrealistic way of thinking a partner should be, but cancer can investigate what is this way, and with trial and error actually become this idealized partner.
            Piscis tends to overwhelm other signs by wanting to be with them all the time, but cancer doesn't mind and can become like Elmyra from Tiny Toons, wanting to hug and cuddle and touch all the time, which works for Pisces by thinking who wouldn't want to be treated like that by the love of their life?
            Pisces sometimes needs space, a time alone to take a break from social interactions, cancer can learn about this and give them space, only to find out later pisces was doing something creative for the cancer, like composing a song or making a drawing for them.
            I could go on and on, do you know these couples that are always together and finishing the phrases of each other and other people even find them creepy, or cheesy or get tired of seeing them giving each other affection in public, calling them a saccharine couple? They're probably a pisces+cancer couple.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I could go on and on, do you know these couples that are always together and finishing the phrases of each other and other people even find them creepy, or cheesy or get tired of seeing them giving each other affection in public, calling them a saccharine couple?
            That actually sounds pretty qt. Thank you for your thoughts on that anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No problem, if you watch TV such a couple was features in the whole How I Met Your Mother TV show, and it was played well.
            At some point they're so happy they want to share their happiness with another couple, but they struggle to find one as good as themselves, and see pairs of couples hanging around and are sad they don't have that, and hilarity ensues!

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pisces: the best partner of all signs if they fall in love with you, they are willing to drop everything in their life for you, making you their number 1 priority, which could be overwhelming if you don't want a partner 24/7. Also the most exigent sign, so not likely to fall in love for you unless you're an 11/10. And likely to stop being in love with you if you don't keep up the pace, so partnering with a pisces can be exhausting.
    Scorpio: Two relevant things about Scorpio are that they are the most sexual sign, the reason Scorpios cheat is that their current partner may not have enough battery, so a pisces in love can fulfill all of Scorpio's desires up to the last consequences. But the second thing is that Scorpio gets bored. While pisces could be happy just staying in bed all day with a lover, scorpio would want to do something else, too, exploring other scenarios, like going places, or playing video games or trying a new activity. Both have the battery so scorpio may just propose to try all the positions in the kamasutra.
    Ultimately the relationship may fail because of pisces's exigences, a scorpio may have fun cooking for a pisces, but not stand when pisces complains about a bad detail about the fun.
    The pisces may lose something and they need to find it out, but scorpio may not have the patience and will get bored of searching and want to do something else, while it's as if pisces can't continue with life without this thing, and is willing to see scorpio go while the search for this thing continues.
    It's small things like that breaking this relationship, both may get strong feelings and have the best sex of their life with one another, but when it comes to day to day living they find out they wished their partner behaved differently.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.Scopio pretty face guy
      I get bored or straight burn out for the women I chose, where do I find horoscope suggestions like yours ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I get bored or straight burn out for the women I chose
        That may be your nature, I suggest getting a harem of girls to spice things up, replace the ones you get bored to with new ones. Travers Beynon from picrel was rich so he got up to 27 girls.
        Resign to the idea of not having a relationship with them, other than you being the owner and they your pets.
        >where do I find horoscope suggestions like yours
        I don't know of any place, study astrology and then you'll know and don't need horoscopes or help from /x/.

        • 2 months ago
          Scorpio male n1

          Bruh I barely give a shit about anything at all, if I were rich I would go for hookers, you're bullshitting

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was only suggesting. One doesn't need to be rich for hookers, prioritizing them is enough, but they're the lowest common denominator, the things you get when that's your only option, so if you were rich, you wouldn't go and buy the McDonnalds burgers of sex.

          • 2 months ago
            Scorpio male n1

            >burgers of sex
            What a fricking silly thing to say, however I don't think I will be rich so I'll die alone shooting myself because it was revealed to me in a dream

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point of living like this? Just stimulated 24/7 and frying your dopamine receptors. How would he get anything done

          • 2 months ago
            Scorpio male n1

            I mean I'd rather take mushrooms and have sex with a hippie wannabe b***h while she tongues my anus

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, he has the option of cancelling them at any time and living solo to get things done.
            Presumably he compared both ways of living and preferred the one with many girls.
            Also, presumably, all these girls didn't pop up in his life suddenly, it happened like this:
            >I am alone
            >I have 1 girl, is this better than being alone? Yes.
            >I have 2 girls, is this better than having 1? Yes.
            >I have 3 girls, is this better than having 2? Yes.
            >I have 4 girls, is this better than having 3? Yes.
            >I have 5 girls, is this better than having 4? Yes.
            ...
            Until he made it to 27.
            It's uniknown why he never had 28 gfs... 28 pets, maybe he explored the human limit and 27 is the limit.
            >I have 28 girls, is this better than having 27? No. Going back to 27.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's uniknown why he never had 28 gfs... 28 pets, maybe he explored the human limit and 27 is the limit.
            This has been debunked by Ghengis Khan, his son and multiple Chinese emperors.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, did you know they didn't have sex with most of their wives/concubines/whatever?
            All of them wanted to have sex with him, but couldn't, because they know if they got pregnant, their offspring would become a lot more wealthy as they would be princes, or whatever.
            Because of this he was careful with whom he had sex with, even though he had access to all those women.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick is Travis Benyon

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, the best is taurus and cancer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean, a rich cancer, right? Taurus's ideal couple is one that provides so taurus can buy any material thing wished for, nothing less would suffice.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite, Im a taurus and I dont want someone who is rich. I like my cancer, he is very sweet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >finds good partner
          >looks at the signs
          >assumes all partners of these signs are the same
          That's not how it works, and chances are what is having an effect here are the ascendants, anyway, unless you've been with him for more than 3 months.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    golden retrievers are a stupid dog and you are a homosexual

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there is no better pairing than pisces and scorpio.
    scorpio x scorpio

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a scorpio, the thought of dating another scorpio is horrifying

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about Capricorns?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No sign works for a capricorn, except another capricorn.
      Example: Two persons are arguing, capricorn notices a minor point that is wrong and points it out, correcting the other person. 11 out of 12 signs would find this annoying, because that's irrelevant about the argument being argued, and the other person knew what was meant to be said.
      But not a capricorn, if the other is a capricorn, the correction will be appreciated and remembered for future occasions where the mistake will be avoided, she would just repeat her argument with the correction added and continue.
      Capricorns are the best at learning other languages because they feel they're improving when corrected, while other signs would feel bad for the mistake made.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am a pisces and I am big on devil-in-the-details, even if irrelevant. I would appreciate the capricornian for laying it out the right way.
        (I am around a lot of piscean/acquarian gas lighters. Extraneous details are important for me to weed out liars and people not paying attention)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No sign works for a capricorn, except another capricorn.
          Example: Two persons are arguing, capricorn notices a minor point that is wrong and points it out, correcting the other person. 11 out of 12 signs would find this annoying, because that's irrelevant about the argument being argued, and the other person knew what was meant to be said.
          But not a capricorn, if the other is a capricorn, the correction will be appreciated and remembered for future occasions where the mistake will be avoided, she would just repeat her argument with the correction added and continue.
          Capricorns are the best at learning other languages because they feel they're improving when corrected, while other signs would feel bad for the mistake made.

          I am a pisces and I don't care for capricorns because all capricorns care about is money. They reduce everything to money or something that something can be reduced to, even if not involving money. They're not exactly deep and don't understand that some things have value beyond the material or simplistic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they're oriented around relationships and family; they dom better than any other sign, good parents too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My father's a Capricorn and he's definitively not a good father, could have been worse though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess they weren't oriented around their family.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aries sag is the best pairing smd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      techinaly ophiucus but 12 sign astrology lacks it so we say sag

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who pairs with Aquarius?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pisces, Capricorn, Libra

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never matched the stereotypical Leo which is why I think astrology stuff is bull

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is.
    3rd decan Pisces ascendant reporting in

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ~~two people~~
    >mindless worker drone blonde mutt boyfriend
    >lazy neurotic joyless prostitute girlfriend
    two animals certainly destined for slaughter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow! Neither of those sound like a Scorpio at all.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a scorpio man dating a pisces woman.

    We usually get along pretty well, but she puts me through shit.

    Keeps losing her vape/keys/phone/wallet/random piece of israeliteelry and had me looking under couches at 1AM.

    But I do love her very much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just yell at her when she tells you to do stuff. Just like randomly 'SHUT UP WOMAN I WONT SPEND ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR SOME CRAPPY israeliteELRY' and such like. Women never break up with you for doing this, unless you're a slob but that goes without saying.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's true.

        Yell loud enough to spook her, then be nice and say "we'll find it in the morning baby"
        Women need trauma trained. You're the good cop and the bad cop.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't really know pisces women, they break with guys if they realize those guys don't deserve them, she'll think she deserves a guy that cares as much about her missing stuff as she does, and that's be her reason for the break up.
          And one thing that is certain about pisces, man or women, is that they don't forget and forgive, they're an unmovable rock.
          >5 years later.
          >"Oh, hey, how's it going?"
          >"After you left I found it, so it was you who were getting in the way."
          >"Find what? What are you talking about?"
          >"The reason we broke up!"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If living on a knife edge like that is worth it you do you. But man. Screw that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are many signs that will, if they really, really like the piscis. Some will do it because they think they're in love and that justifies everything, others take it like a challenge, the ultimate video game is to keep their partner happy, and there are moments where they are actually happy, so it's a relationship based on dopamine shots.
            Others just want a companion, and don't want to have to be alone again, so searching for this thing instead of sleeping is considered acceptable against the alternative of looking for another partner, they'll tolerate piscis.
            The point is that for piscis they just need to find one of these people.
            For scorpio, well, yeah, there's serving signs like Libra which will obey what they say, and may even take what they say as if they were a parent, if you want something like that, sure, get the right sign and yell at them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is true, I still have grudges held from childhood 30+ years ago right up to this morning. I'll give anyone a chance but if I detect manipulation or lies I cold cleave immediately without explanation nor hesitation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Keeps losing her vape/keys/phone/wallet/random piece of israeliteelry and had me looking under couches at 1AM.
      I just posted about that here:

      Pisces: the best partner of all signs if they fall in love with you, they are willing to drop everything in their life for you, making you their number 1 priority, which could be overwhelming if you don't want a partner 24/7. Also the most exigent sign, so not likely to fall in love for you unless you're an 11/10. And likely to stop being in love with you if you don't keep up the pace, so partnering with a pisces can be exhausting.
      Scorpio: Two relevant things about Scorpio are that they are the most sexual sign, the reason Scorpios cheat is that their current partner may not have enough battery, so a pisces in love can fulfill all of Scorpio's desires up to the last consequences. But the second thing is that Scorpio gets bored. While pisces could be happy just staying in bed all day with a lover, scorpio would want to do something else, too, exploring other scenarios, like going places, or playing video games or trying a new activity. Both have the battery so scorpio may just propose to try all the positions in the kamasutra.
      Ultimately the relationship may fail because of pisces's exigences, a scorpio may have fun cooking for a pisces, but not stand when pisces complains about a bad detail about the fun.
      The pisces may lose something and they need to find it out, but scorpio may not have the patience and will get bored of searching and want to do something else, while it's as if pisces can't continue with life without this thing, and is willing to see scorpio go while the search for this thing continues.
      It's small things like that breaking this relationship, both may get strong feelings and have the best sex of their life with one another, but when it comes to day to day living they find out they wished their partner behaved differently.

      >The pisces may lose something and they need to find it out, but scorpio may not have the patience and will get bored of searching and want to do something else, while it's as if pisces can't continue with life without this thing, and is willing to see scorpio go while the search for this thing continues.
      That's to be expected and if that's a deal breaker it refutes the entire's OP.
      I like how astrology can be used to predict these little things, though, sometimes people get a partner because they're hungry for sex. And then they get great sex. But then they're not hungry anymore, and they find out there's no way they could live with this person at all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just yell at her when she tells you to do stuff. Just like randomly 'SHUT UP WOMAN I WONT SPEND ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR SOME CRAPPY israeliteELRY' and such like. Women never break up with you for doing this, unless you're a slob but that goes without saying.

      That's true.

      Yell loud enough to spook her, then be nice and say "we'll find it in the morning baby"
      Women need trauma trained. You're the good cop and the bad cop.

      Scorpios need an environment where they are able to be brutally honest, since that's one of their strongest traits. Scorpios are the most emotionally intense sign, so they are constantly exploding or imploding, and learning to control that tension is one of their main lessons to be learned.
      When dealing with water signs you need to pay more attention to their emotions than their words, because that's what they're expressing most of all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scorpios will become limitlessness abusive if left to their own devices. They must be subjected to strict discipline or they'll injure others with their narcissism.

        Especially children. They must be always supervised around children.

        You can't whip them enough.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          *limitlessly

          for some reason autocorrect hates that word.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Scorpios are the most emotionally intense sign, so they are constantly exploding or imploding
        Let me introduce you to Aries.

      • 2 months ago
        Scorpio male n1

        I will never give a shit

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick scorpios. everyone should have a gun at their head not to breed in febuary

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they understand each other really well but will have a hard time changing

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    virgo bros, is there anyone out there for us? just another virgo?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We’re kind of fricked when it comes to finding a happy relationship bro. FemGos can get a Gemini, Virbros have to just settle with being married to their job.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Virgos are insanely materialistic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Virbros have to just settle with being married to their job.
          Really? Virbros are always married to their job and no kind of partner would change that.
          Virbros need a partner that is only there when they need it, and disappears when they have something more important to do, and that's also what happens with their children.
          The "sorry, I couldn't be there when you needed me, but I bought you a pony!" archetype is a Virbro.

          I can see people seeing it like that, but honestly it’s way more depressing than that. It’s more so we can’t fix the flaws in our life that truly bother us, instead of finding peace with our faults we obsess over it and throw ourselves into work to forget about our issues. We just become unable to shut off and hate ourselves more, the people we care about we deeply love, but we are unable to be there for them so we support them materially to show our love. We at the same time hate materialism and really only care about having a comfy living space.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we are unable to be there
            What I've seen is that when you are actually able to be there you are revealed as a control freak that gets upset when people aren't doing what you think they're supposed to be doing.
            It's like all people have a purpose in life, and once you think you know what is it, you tell them to do it, and get angry when they're doing something else instead of what you told them.
            Not all virgos are depressed, and those that aren't want to know what everyone is doing and if they'd approve of what they're doing, frankly, it's better when they go away and just provide economically, they're good at that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, can’t tell if your dad or ex was a Virgo. Sorry, not all of us are like that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not all of us are like that
            Probably you have some ascendant that is different and takes over, say, pisces ascendant has characteristic opposite to this.
            But generally, with virgo it's a good bet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Virbros have to just settle with being married to their job.
        Really? Virbros are always married to their job and no kind of partner would change that.
        Virbros need a partner that is only there when they need it, and disappears when they have something more important to do, and that's also what happens with their children.
        The "sorry, I couldn't be there when you needed me, but I bought you a pony!" archetype is a Virbro.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cancer and my first gf was a leo. Absolute torture

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one shot at life
    >male
    >cancer sun
    >Sagittarius moon
    >constantly fighting each other
    it's so over

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My parents are Pisces and Scorpio

  40. 2 months ago
    sirian draco lyran terran human anomaly-chan

    scorpio bf here finding a real woman gf

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why has everyone itt who has mentioned capricorns have shit on them? What negative experience have you had to hate capricorns so much?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Capricorns are know-it-all that try to prove you're wrong or want proof about anything you say.
      They don't go "ahh, that's interestting!", they go "then did that happen? How do you know? Is that so?"
      Capricorns talk and write in a way so specific they stand like a sore-thumb.
      I just had a discussion with one, they spent a great deal of time showing github links and documentation showing their argument was right.
      I had to correct them and point out those links had actually wrong information and undocumented features, but it's so exhausting because they read lot and memorize it all and then try to win their arguments with their sources and links, even though they don't have any practical experience on the subject matter.
      If you find someone nitpicking about something on /x/ chances are they're a capricorn.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always hear scorpio is the bad one.

    What is a Capricorn and a Sagittarius? Can I get a QRD?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Capricorn and I don't think I could ever love someone else or betray her.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pisces belong with other Pisces' as they are the master race. No one else can quite grasp their ineffable connection to the godhead besides their own kind.

    Unfortunately most of them are duped into prostitutedom (both men and women) in their younger years which can repel each other or cause havoc down the line should they decide to commit.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What wife suits my crazy ass?

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no cute Scorpio dom to bully you into bed and you shrivel up on his chest while he talks smack about you online, but he actually loves you and provides aftercare cause he's just messing with you
    t. Pisces

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heal my Saturn bby this inner child wants out there's just major walls yknow

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aries + virgo

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Gemini, I want a soft cute Virgo gf to spoil and eat out every day.
    Is that too much to ask for, God?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      geminis are two-faced, not good for pious virgo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geminis isn't recommended for any other sign.
      You are likely to get her, and then, you find another one that is even hotter, so what do you do?
      You get with both and now have twice the fun, and it can work as long as they don't find about each other which would work great for you.
      So my advice to them is to avoid you, but, I guess I don't really have an advice for you, you'd probably manage to find a way to be with a third one too, somehow...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You jelly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Casanova and Don Juan were Gemini, to what girl would you recommend to be with them?
          Don Lothario from the Sims 2 is a Gemini too (though the way they decide the signs is messed up and he appears as Leo), and you can see him often rolling the "Have Woohoo with 5 girls" wish, and the entire gameplay is about having him juggling more girls without the others finding out.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about gemini chicks

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            One was featured on the Futurama movie. The girl that had a reverse harem full of guys.
            Yeah, it's common for a gemini chick to have two partners that fulfill different wishes, like one is blond, the other dark skinned like a brazilian fantasy, one is strong and dominant, the other gentle and romantic.
            But if they have more romantic archetypes they would also like to be with those guys too.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scorpio boy Cancer girl is the cutest and most beautiful dynamic imaginable, but the stars have to align for a cancer girl to fall for a Scorpio boy, especially because a Scorpio boy is incredibly unlikely to make the first move and neither are Cancer girls.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sag here. Dated another Sag for 4-5 years then dipped when I realized she prioritized her career over our relationship. She's probably still alone, idk though since I blocked her on everything. Dated a Scorpio for a week or two then dipped because she left her bf of three years to be with me then wanted to meet up with him again before committing forever. She was anorexic and had BPD. Now I'm alone, without a job, and I haven't dated in two years. Just turned 30 this last December. I don't know how to approach or talk to women even if they give the signal that they're interested. What do I do? And is there a sign that is more likely than others to initiate the relationship since I'm so bad at it? Hopefully I get another job soon just so I can meet new people.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scorpio are worse friends and fathers out there. No point.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taurus man and Aries woman

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    also this is moronic, the best pairing is Pisces and Virgo. Christ is a pisces and Mary is a Virgo for a reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Promoting a mother-son relationship as romantic.
      No way.
      Also, virgo and pisces don't work because pisces needs someone that puts them as first priority, the most important thing in their life, as they put their partner.
      Virgo will always put something on top of their relationship because they think if it fails they can always get another one.
      But what about their work, or a goal they wanted to reach for years, or a relative that needs them? That will be first priority over their relationship with the pisces.
      Heck, if the house is dirty enough, cleaning it may be more important than their relationship with the pisces.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you moron, you buffoon, you nincompoop.

        all variations of love are different expressions of the ultimate and highest good. a scorpio mother will sting a child as much as a scorpio gf will. compatibility is not single faceted

        >captia G0TH
        why yes, yes i am

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >promotes mothers stinging their children
          Huh, erm, sorry, but let's get back to the subject of people finding their love of their life with the help of astrology...

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is taurus + cancer usually a disaster or are my parents an outlier?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cancers are a histrionic nightmare. Signs with a lot of emotional bullshit usually agitate a Taurus' grounded sensibilities over a long enough period of time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Natal Taurus suns move into Cancer at age 60 so it works when they're seniors. They begin feeling the importance of nurture, care, and deeper emotional waters and adjust their behavior accordingly.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does scorpio get so much shit? my brother is one and he might be harsh sometimes but he'll go through hell and back if anyone in his family need something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > he'll go through hell and back if anyone in his family need something
      scorpio would do this, but not for others, but for themselves, to feel like a hero. The saver of the day.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is good for a Libra?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piscis, the only sign that would never hurt a Libra, and a partner that can be happy when Libra is happy, and dedicate life to reach that happiness together.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piscis, the only sign that would never hurt a Libra, and a partner that can be happy when Libra is happy, and dedicate life to reach that happiness together.

      I'm a pisces and my closet friend is libra (no homosexual tho)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *closest

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no homo
        Having to specify that shows your insecurities about it, it's you who are thinking about homos, so you believe other people are thinking about homos, so they might think you're a homo, and need to specify it so it's clear you're not one.
        But people normally don't do that, so instead, stop thinking about homos, and then you'll stop worrying about people thinking you are one.
        (on an anonymous board where people don't really know who you are, at that)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you stop with the dumb woman talk? There's nothing witty about comparing how a guy views his girlfriend with a kleenex, it's endlessly mundane with pretensions of meaning. Yes, men like sex and sometimes use women for it, woah gonna need a silly metaphor for this one!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's nothing witty about comparing how a guy views his girlfriend with a kleenex
            I wasn't doing that.
            I was comparing how a virgo views his girlfriend as a kleenex.
            A virgo, specifically.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Capricorns love it so why care.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            True, but it's still not a healthy dynamic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Makes no difference to my point you simpleton.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But making fun of virgos is witty.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glad to know Virgos are living rent free on your mind

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ???

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I thought that the suc-gen thread was the most schizo place on this board.
    Fricking hell.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a virgin Virgo and I just want a gf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't want a gf, you just want a girl that is able to please you whenever you need her.
      Like a kleenex.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, albeit a homosexual, is right. I'm a Scorpio and have been married to a Pisces for 7 years now and she birthed my two children. We understand each other very well and fight for same goals. Is not all a bed of roses but every ocean has it's waves.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is not all a bed of roses
      You could have found someone else that was all a bed of roses.
      You compromised.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who should a Scorpio be with?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I replied here:

          https://i.imgur.com/QESNlHT.jpg

          >I get bored or straight burn out for the women I chose
          That may be your nature, I suggest getting a harem of girls to spice things up, replace the ones you get bored to with new ones. Travers Beynon from picrel was rich so he got up to 27 girls.
          Resign to the idea of not having a relationship with them, other than you being the owner and they your pets.
          >where do I find horoscope suggestions like yours
          I don't know of any place, study astrology and then you'll know and don't need horoscopes or help from /x/.

          Just get all those girls and they'll probably cover all the signs, you get rid of the ones that aren't all a bed of roses and keep only the best ones.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just want one, maybe four or five or six girls
            A girlboss type that worships me is all I want. My Darakaraka is the Sun and I'm a vedic Libra so I'm thinking Leo is the woman for me so long as she gives Ms. Mikami vibes and loves pounding my ass, otherwise I will be like the untamed Scorpio anon described many posts above who craves more and more and more, even impossible, flowing scenarios of teleporting super position sex partners

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cancer boyfriend is so much of a bottom he wouldn't let me touch his pp
    what do I do, /x/ halp

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put a finger in his ass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He cums if I do that but no dick for me

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's hot, would pay a girl to finger my ass

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about the ass, but about the prostate, and prostate orgasms that are incredible different from dick orgasms.
            You need a girl that knows how to do this milking thing, a clueless girl that fingers your ass without knowing what she's doing would be a waste.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How have you tried to let him know you want to do it, and what have he told you about it?
      Because, you could ask him directly why you can't touch it, to know.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How have you tried to let him know you want to do it, and what have he told you about it?
        I just asked directly, he says he just does not like it.
        He did let me suck him off once, but it was a one-time deal he does not want to do anything of the sort again.
        It's kinda sad, like, I really want to touch him and play with his dick but he's really not into it, he wants me to fully focus on his butt.

        Like sure I like butt and all but I can't help wanting to play with my partner's genitals sometimes

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I even get a gf as a cancer? Meeting them in the first place is one thing, but I feel like by the time I'm comfortable enough with someone to be more open and loving they have already lost interest in me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Invite them to your house and make them have a great time, then, do nothing.
      Soon enough, after they notice you aren't inviting them again, they go to your house uninvited and bring gifts with them, such as food, or any pretext that would make it awkward for you to reject them.
      And that's it
      oh wait, you mean you're a cancer and want a gf? Nevermind...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh wait, you mean you're a cancer and want a gf? Nevermind...
        I know, but just having a girl to be intimate with now and then would be great. I need some kind of attachments and outlet for my emotions

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they detect all you want is to use them for that, try being an asset to their life, that they notice their life is better with you included, and they'll respond.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You telling me that women DON'T want something casual?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It depends, there are all kinds of women, scorpio women certainly would look for something casual, gemini women would want something casual with someone that isn't their partner, and so on.

  62. 2 months ago
    Lucifer

    Where are all the Scorpio hoes @?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My sister is already taken by her pisces bf, sry
      >t. pisces

      • 2 months ago
        Lucifer

        im also a pisces

        well tell her i said hi anyway and if it doesn't work out with that other pisces dude

        there's plenty more fish in the sea ;^)

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every scorpio I met yet is a moron

    t. scorpio

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread turns into lesbians and coomers talking about gay sex
    Very disappointed, but expected from the worthless trash that like to LARP as mystical beings.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    to leave the actually good signs to the rest of us?

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sag male here, what sign should i aim at?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try an Aquarius and go to an adventure, you want the same things for different reasons, but you could cooperare and reach the same goals.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CDawgVA and Rainhoe

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aquarius loves Gemini! All my simps have always been Aquarius.

    t. Gemini

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YWNBAW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > YWNBAW
      But I'm a guy and want to be the goofball pisces bf

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scorpio with saturn in seventh house
    There is no "pairing" for me. Just solitude

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best pairing is just Taurus and anybody. Every other sign puts others through a lot of bullshit, and Taurus is the only one that can handle bullshit and not really be phased.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pfft, Taurus would leave anybody for a shiny rock in the ground.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That totally depends on if they protest picking up the shiny rock or just let the Taurus indulge a bit. Taurus doesn't ask for much, just some small comforts it likes and being financially sensible. It's a pretty low bar, but it's over if you violate it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird, the Tauruses I've met never had enough and always wanted more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taurus are ruled by Venus, thus are sex-obsessed. Watch for cheating and other degeneracy in their shadows.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, they are on to me...listen, it's not my fault, affairs literally fall into my lap, I have never pursued a single person in my life on my own. They all literally come on to me!

        Weird, the Tauruses I've met never had enough and always wanted more.

        A Taurus won't refuse more, but it's more like...if they have what they need they won't be depressed about not pursuing more. But they would if could and it's not too difficult.

        Then again, I am a Taurus Sun with a Taurus Venus so this shouldn't surprise anyone.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fricked up my post, last part was meant for first reply.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Libra male and gemini female is possibly the strongest attraction energy in the whole zodiac. Too bad it's also equally potentially destructive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >equally potentially destructive
      Let me guess, the Libra is destroyed after he finds out gemini cheats him?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can go both ways really.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >equally potentially destructive
      Let me guess, the Libra is destroyed after he finds out gemini cheats him?

      I'm a male libra and have been destroyed by 3 gemini females in my life. I thought the pattern would repeat but I met another gemini woman who fell in love with me hard and somehow I didn't (despite her checking all my boxes, weird). Ended up dumping her before I started cheating.
      Dunno what to expect next.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    best sign for Leos?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "stop" one

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a 6 foot 3 red hair skinned golden retriever pisces where do you get the female scorpio part of the OP image

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      First you have to stop being a dog.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are pisces always said to be kind of a bad horoscope sign?
    t. pisces

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because half the people on earth are fire and air signs so they just have no fricking clue and cannot compute isn't anything that's haha fire sign go brrrrrrr, it just doesn't fit inside their scope of perception.

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    me, a gemini, reading this thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gemini is easily the most hated sign, being two-faced liars is the only thing you're known for

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to encounter a suitable lass someplace. My last relationship exposed my shadow and I grew a lot, but I am afraid of connecting that deeply only to be hurt again. I also don't know how and where to meet people, and most cannot understand my 12th house Mercury so I feel alone. I think I need someone who can set my psyche at ease. The opposite is painful.
    t. Scorpio rising sun with Cancer moon

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw pisces male with scorpio gf
    >we both look shockingly like OP's pic
    this is just strange

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this so fricking true? I am a pisces and what would be described I guess as a golden retriever bf, loyal to the end, and the woman I love more than anyone on this planet is a jet black scorpio goth gf with heavy emotions, and venomous volatility.

      This woman has driven me fricking insane, I have written like a million songs about her, even completely effortlessly. I don't sleep when I'm around her, she makes me restless. I would follow her to the god damned depths of Acheron to show her that I would do anything for her, and I will let no one in this shitty world ever be in our way.

      It's eerie tbh.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+F Gimini
    >0 results
    I see reports of my superiority has bothered my fellows.

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of hearing people say that we pisces men are pushovers, this is not true, it may seem like it at first but it is more that we are very patient, when things don't go our way eventually we can become extremely hotheaded and frustrated, more vicious than other signs when finally angered.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking for cancer gf to be lovey dovey with
    t. Scorpio

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, cancers just make me want to walk around together in a nice park with the autumn leaves falling all day long.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll explain this dynamic to the unlearned. Pisces are naturally attracted to dark things, this is part of the negative current of the fish, which is that we love darkness, addiction, lust, sex, toxic poisonous love, and we also like fixing things. Scorpio women like to come off as edgy or deep, and both of these appeal to us, we think we can fix her, we enjoy fixing things or taking in strays or vagrants. The reality of Scorpios is that much of their darkness or edginess is not as deep as what the Pisces ultimately wants, it is largely surface level and an exoskeleton they hide their true feelings behind. Scorpios value loyalty and secrets. Pisces are loyal to a fault and value depth and insight as well as reciprocal energy. We Pisceans are not really attracted to shallowness, fickleness, or a lack of what we want. We know what we want.

    The other anons itt think Cancers make a good match for Pisces, and this is true to some extent, but Cancers are not as exciting to us as Scorpios, they lack the romance, sexuality, sense of danger, addiction or excitement that Scorpios have. Scorpios are venomous creatures and Pisceans love being intoxicated by them, for better or for worse. Either the relationship is transformative for both or it is destructive, but either way it is full of passion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So if Scorpio isn't dark enough who do you fish people actually want?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So if Scorpio isn't dark enough who do you fish people actually want?
        I was going to explain this in a tl;dr, but you asked precisely this so I will explain this very clearly here.

        Pisces x Scorpio pairings, especially the former male and the latter female is a pairing of opposites, Scorpio is dark on the surface but in some sense faking it to test others, Pisces is sweet or gentle on the surface but has a very dark undercurrent. One compliments the other in a way and reinforces different aspects of their psyche. It's an intensely passionate sexual relationship, but the intellectual angle of it is equally intense.

  83. 2 months ago
    random voices

    No.
    Pisces Virgo
    Nobody does it better together

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick janny feds

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay ass thread
    t. pisces with a shit load of scorpio, taurus, virgo, leo, aries, aquarius friends

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    taurus and scorpio says hi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are Taurus girls like? Are you sure I won't think them too simple?

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taurus sun
    Scorpio moon
    Gemini ascending
    people told me it's a shizo combo and my life is going to be stressful, and they were right
    also no gf for 12 years, give me a woman of any sign

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP make another of these stealth BPD thirsting threads soon, I enjoy crashing them

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